~Sorry it took so long to get this up. But you see, I've been rather depressed. You see, Invader Zim, my favorite show and reason for waking up every morning, has been canceled. I feel so hollow inside. Oh well...enjoy.~The sad, juice filled Silver Neko
"After Yuna do dead dance for all of the dead people who got `sploaded by Sin, Kimahri and others start down road to Djose Temple. Along way, Kimahri turn around and for first time since Kimahri meet blond boy, Kimahri talk to blond boy. Kimahri say all sorts of stuff about smiling and rainbows. Why? Because Kimahri found pretty flower on side of road. Colors! That why Kimahri talk to blond boy and then smile. Kimahri never do this again, ever! But stupid Kimahri pick a few minty flowers because they addicting. When we get there, first thing that happen is that we get attacked by waves of horrible little squirrel like things that chase you and when you stop they stop and jump up and down all cute like to make you drop guard, and then...they hope more! Nooooo! Kimahri not like squirrel things. Not at all. So anyway, Kimahri and others go into temple, get past easy little puzzles and then Yuna praaaaaay and praaaaay. She then get Kimahri's favorite summon: Lightning Unicorn who's name start with letter I! So next day, while Yuna sleep in, man in red spend all morning chopping squirrel things up because he say they had it coming. Kimahri not know what this mean but sliced and diced squirrel things sure am tasty! So then we go down road to...uh......place with green thing that still have not nice word on foot. On way, we run into female version of blond boy from 1000 years ago and she say things. Kimahri not listen. Kimahri shut down brain so that Kimahri can maintain sanity. Nun lady leave. Kimahri think worst am over. Kimahri wrong!
We run into Kimahri's stupid brothers Biran and Yenke while they torture small child. They say they here to warn Yuna about summoners disappearing. They then run off laughing like idiots they are. We THEN run into crazy summoner lady and she and Yuna do crazy summoner battle again. Yuna win. Whoo. After while, we get to Moonflow river. Very pretty. Blond boy say that we should.....AHHHHH! BRAIN MEATS ON FIRE FROM PURE STUPID OF BLOND BOY! KILL KIMAHRI! KILL KIMAHRI NOW! KILL KIM....wait....never mind. Kimahri better because Kimahri drop sliced up squirrel things leftovers down back of blond boy from 1000 years ago's shirt. Teehee. He do funny dance for long time. We get to green thing Warf. People try to sell Kimahri expensive crap. Kimahri yell. They go away...then come back in force. Kimahri's Lance get painted pretty new shade of red that day. So we get on green thing and all is good. Blond bloy ramble on stupidly while Kimahri sleep with eyes open. We then get attacked by Al Bhed. Wow. Kimahri not see that coming at all, even with eyes open. Al Bhed take Yuna underwater. Blond boy and man with odd hair dive in and after long time and large explosion, they come out with wet Yuna. Yay. So we get to other end of river and while Kimahri deal with more annoying salesmen, Blond boy from 1000 years ago run off and find Al Bhed girl washed up on shore. How do Kimahri know this is Al Bhed? Al Bhed have funky swirl in eyes. Oh and blond boy also say she Al Bhed. Who care? Blond boy say she his friend or something. Once again, who care?
Much to Kimahri's unspeakable horror, Yuna make Al Bhed girl guardian. What's with that? So we go down long road and Al Bhed girl start stealing from critters and even from man in red! He yell and she say it mistake, she say she thought he was treasure chest. Why does that sound so wrong to Kimahri? So we get to Guadosa...sala....Guado home. It then that Kimahri find out that Al Bhed girl carry tasty treats with her! She say that she give Kimahri treat if he do a little dance. Kimahri danced. Oh how Kimahri danced! He dance like never before. Very tired afterward, but tasty treats worth it! In Guado home, ugly old man Guado come and invite Yuna to party with Maester Seymour. He half Guado, you know. So then we go into Seymour's home and there is LOTS of nummy food. Kimahri gorge self. After that, Seymour make stuff happen. He show us...uh....uh...memories of dead people. We see blond boys home: city that name begin with Z. He start to get that face people make when they about to cry like Kimahri did when they cancel Invader Zim (KIMAHRI LOVE THAT SHOW!). But before blond boy cry, Seymour show us thingy of lady who kinda not wearing clothing and other Summoner guy who is very important. They hug and before the GOOD stuff happen, Seymour shut off memory thingy and ask Yuna to marry him.
Yuna get all kooky and weird right then. She say she need time to think. We go to Farplane window and look at little balls of light that are dead people as they frolic in the joy of being dead. Kimahri envy the dead. For some odd reason, man in red and Al Bhed girl not go in. Why? Kimahri say, THEY GHOSTS! ALL AFTER KIMAHRI'S SOUL! THEY FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF-gaaaahhhh....ooohhh....mmmmmmm...Kimahri like large animal tranquilizers. So anyway, man with odd hair talk to dead brother, Yuna talk to dead parents and Kimahri give finger to dead balls of light because they repeatedly try to go into Kimahri's eye. When we leave Farplane, dead father of Seymour come out and babble. Yuna do dead dance and make him go away. He drop sphere. So ANYWAY, we go to Seymour's home, and he not there! Old man Guado say...well...he say stuff. Kimahri and others leave then. We go to Thunder Plains: Best place in world! First thing that happen is that Blond boy from 1000 years ago get hit by lightning. Kimahri smile at this. Blond boy get hit again. This make Kimahri giggle. He the get hit three times in a row and not move. Kimahri just laugh and laugh while Yuna cured him.
Along way, Al Bhed girl start to act all freaky and finally we forced to go to hotel and rest. Kimahri dream of place where there am Blond boy with tail and he from another planet and he in love with Summoner like Yuna, only not. There also Black mage like lady with big boobs, only it have funny hat and no boobs. But scariest part of dream was when this ugly fat blue thing that was a Blue mage like Kimahri is and this rat lady who was Dragoon like Kimahri also is, melded together and they form....KIMAHRI?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The horror. Yep."
~I always thought that the design for Kimahri was kinda weak. I mean, a Blue mage/dragoon? It just doesn't work very well. But I still loves my Kimahri!~
"After Yuna do dead dance for all of the dead people who got `sploaded by Sin, Kimahri and others start down road to Djose Temple. Along way, Kimahri turn around and for first time since Kimahri meet blond boy, Kimahri talk to blond boy. Kimahri say all sorts of stuff about smiling and rainbows. Why? Because Kimahri found pretty flower on side of road. Colors! That why Kimahri talk to blond boy and then smile. Kimahri never do this again, ever! But stupid Kimahri pick a few minty flowers because they addicting. When we get there, first thing that happen is that we get attacked by waves of horrible little squirrel like things that chase you and when you stop they stop and jump up and down all cute like to make you drop guard, and then...they hope more! Nooooo! Kimahri not like squirrel things. Not at all. So anyway, Kimahri and others go into temple, get past easy little puzzles and then Yuna praaaaaay and praaaaay. She then get Kimahri's favorite summon: Lightning Unicorn who's name start with letter I! So next day, while Yuna sleep in, man in red spend all morning chopping squirrel things up because he say they had it coming. Kimahri not know what this mean but sliced and diced squirrel things sure am tasty! So then we go down road to...uh......place with green thing that still have not nice word on foot. On way, we run into female version of blond boy from 1000 years ago and she say things. Kimahri not listen. Kimahri shut down brain so that Kimahri can maintain sanity. Nun lady leave. Kimahri think worst am over. Kimahri wrong!
We run into Kimahri's stupid brothers Biran and Yenke while they torture small child. They say they here to warn Yuna about summoners disappearing. They then run off laughing like idiots they are. We THEN run into crazy summoner lady and she and Yuna do crazy summoner battle again. Yuna win. Whoo. After while, we get to Moonflow river. Very pretty. Blond boy say that we should.....AHHHHH! BRAIN MEATS ON FIRE FROM PURE STUPID OF BLOND BOY! KILL KIMAHRI! KILL KIMAHRI NOW! KILL KIM....wait....never mind. Kimahri better because Kimahri drop sliced up squirrel things leftovers down back of blond boy from 1000 years ago's shirt. Teehee. He do funny dance for long time. We get to green thing Warf. People try to sell Kimahri expensive crap. Kimahri yell. They go away...then come back in force. Kimahri's Lance get painted pretty new shade of red that day. So we get on green thing and all is good. Blond bloy ramble on stupidly while Kimahri sleep with eyes open. We then get attacked by Al Bhed. Wow. Kimahri not see that coming at all, even with eyes open. Al Bhed take Yuna underwater. Blond boy and man with odd hair dive in and after long time and large explosion, they come out with wet Yuna. Yay. So we get to other end of river and while Kimahri deal with more annoying salesmen, Blond boy from 1000 years ago run off and find Al Bhed girl washed up on shore. How do Kimahri know this is Al Bhed? Al Bhed have funky swirl in eyes. Oh and blond boy also say she Al Bhed. Who care? Blond boy say she his friend or something. Once again, who care?
Much to Kimahri's unspeakable horror, Yuna make Al Bhed girl guardian. What's with that? So we go down long road and Al Bhed girl start stealing from critters and even from man in red! He yell and she say it mistake, she say she thought he was treasure chest. Why does that sound so wrong to Kimahri? So we get to Guadosa...sala....Guado home. It then that Kimahri find out that Al Bhed girl carry tasty treats with her! She say that she give Kimahri treat if he do a little dance. Kimahri danced. Oh how Kimahri danced! He dance like never before. Very tired afterward, but tasty treats worth it! In Guado home, ugly old man Guado come and invite Yuna to party with Maester Seymour. He half Guado, you know. So then we go into Seymour's home and there is LOTS of nummy food. Kimahri gorge self. After that, Seymour make stuff happen. He show us...uh....uh...memories of dead people. We see blond boys home: city that name begin with Z. He start to get that face people make when they about to cry like Kimahri did when they cancel Invader Zim (KIMAHRI LOVE THAT SHOW!). But before blond boy cry, Seymour show us thingy of lady who kinda not wearing clothing and other Summoner guy who is very important. They hug and before the GOOD stuff happen, Seymour shut off memory thingy and ask Yuna to marry him.
Yuna get all kooky and weird right then. She say she need time to think. We go to Farplane window and look at little balls of light that are dead people as they frolic in the joy of being dead. Kimahri envy the dead. For some odd reason, man in red and Al Bhed girl not go in. Why? Kimahri say, THEY GHOSTS! ALL AFTER KIMAHRI'S SOUL! THEY FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF-gaaaahhhh....ooohhh....mmmmmmm...Kimahri like large animal tranquilizers. So anyway, man with odd hair talk to dead brother, Yuna talk to dead parents and Kimahri give finger to dead balls of light because they repeatedly try to go into Kimahri's eye. When we leave Farplane, dead father of Seymour come out and babble. Yuna do dead dance and make him go away. He drop sphere. So ANYWAY, we go to Seymour's home, and he not there! Old man Guado say...well...he say stuff. Kimahri and others leave then. We go to Thunder Plains: Best place in world! First thing that happen is that Blond boy from 1000 years ago get hit by lightning. Kimahri smile at this. Blond boy get hit again. This make Kimahri giggle. He the get hit three times in a row and not move. Kimahri just laugh and laugh while Yuna cured him.
Along way, Al Bhed girl start to act all freaky and finally we forced to go to hotel and rest. Kimahri dream of place where there am Blond boy with tail and he from another planet and he in love with Summoner like Yuna, only not. There also Black mage like lady with big boobs, only it have funny hat and no boobs. But scariest part of dream was when this ugly fat blue thing that was a Blue mage like Kimahri is and this rat lady who was Dragoon like Kimahri also is, melded together and they form....KIMAHRI?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The horror. Yep."
~I always thought that the design for Kimahri was kinda weak. I mean, a Blue mage/dragoon? It just doesn't work very well. But I still loves my Kimahri!~