~I'm nearly halfway done with this evil life sucking story! Yay! I also got me a Gamecube today! Yay! I forgot to buy a memory card. Shit!~Silver Neko, she likes them Pikmin
"Soooo then we leave hotel and once again and for rest of way, blond boy from 1000 years ago get hit with lightning. Kimahri wonder, does blond boy even TRY to avoid lightning? Or do he like smell of own burnt flesh? Kimahri knows Kimahri does! So we go along and along way, Blond boy pray at funky rocks that glow. At third one, Kimahri start to become angered. As Kimahri raised Kimahri's lance to end the pain that was Blond boy, little Cactus thingy pop up and lead us all on a merry chase through Thunder Plains. Soon it lead us to old broken Thunder tower. As we look at tower, Blond boy started looking at self with pretty mirror he wasted Yuna's money on. He think he so pretty. He no be pretty for long once Kimahri has Kimahri's way with him! Mwahahahahahha! Anyway, Mirror start to sparkle and then Lighting start coming down around Kimahri and Blond boy from 1000 years ago really fast. Blond boy screech and curl into little ball on ground. Kimahri stay calm and not move. Lightning can sense fear, but it not seem to sense blond boy's fear because it not hit him. Not once! After Lighting stop, treasure chest pop up and inside am shiny lance. Man in red say it not up to full power yet or something and then he start rambling on about finding "Crest" and "Sigel" so that Kimahri's new lance can be used without killing Kimahri every time Kimahri use it. So Kimahri was forced to put lance in storage until Kimahri find Crest and other thing. Kimahri sad.
We go back across Thunder Plains and enter shiny sparkly forest. On way, we meet lady with BIRDY HEAD! GASP! She have power over Butterflies. She play harp and say stuff about lucky blue butterfly and bad not good red butterfly. She say lots of things. As we start to leave, Bird lady pull Kimahri aside and say to Kimahri, "I've got the money if you've got the time." Kimahri not know what this mean, but anything that have to do with lady who has bird for head, is bad. Kimahri run away like Chinese man after ally cat. Just as we nearly out of forsaken forest and its evil butterflies who are really evil spies of bird lady, man in red cut new path and take us to wet place where spheres grow. There, we get attacked by big blob. MAN IN RED BROUGHT US HERE TO DIE! ARRRGH! We kill blob. Yay. We then look at sphere that hold many home movies of blond boy's papa doing stupid things just like blond boy does.
After that, we finally get out of forest and into snow filled waste land of death. We go into hotel, we go out of hotel. Old man Guado pop up and say that Seymour want to meet Yuna at Macalania temple. That good because that where we going anyway. Then Yuna and old man Guado get attacked by Al Bhed. Damn, Kimahri not see that one coming. Al Bhed girl try to stop other Al Bhed, but they no listen since she has annoying voice and poor negotiating skills. After being burnt many times by large sac-ro-ligious machine, we smash it and make Al Bhed run away. Old man Guado is all happy about this and he and Yuna go off. We take jet ski thingys and ride off down road to temple. Kimahri think that hanging temple over large icy lake of doom am bad idea, but that only Kimahri's opinion. We get to temple and go inside and have to deal with happy party people. When we go into one room, some lady is all spooked because she was going through Yuna's stuff and she find sphere that Yuna get from dead Guado man. We take sphere from theif lady and take a look at it. Inside is a movie of the dead Guado man (who happens to be Seymour's papa) saying that Seymour is one who killed him and that Seymour is evil yada yada yada. Blond boy start doing pee pee dance and we all go into room where Yuna went. Inside am Seymour and two (Kimahri can count! Yay!) Guado guards. Yuna come out and we tell her that we saw the sphere movie and she say she came to get her new Summon AND kill Seymour. Seymour is not happy about this. We kill his guards and he summon his big spooky...uh....what it called? Oh, Aeon. Yes. Yuna summon HER Aeon: The lady made of ice who has one booby covered in ice. It kill Seymour's summon and then Kimahri stab Seymour in chest and he die.
Before Yuna get a chance to send Seymour, old man Guado come into room MOANING and WHINING in way that make Kimahri's veins rupture. He call us traitors and drag Seymour's bleeding corps away. We get out of temple but Guado start to chase us. Why blond boy so slow? Could it be because Kimahri sharpen newest spear on blond boy from 1000 years ago's foot earlier that day? Who know? Kimahri so hungry right now. Anyway, they finally catch up to us and then after we kill them all, ice under feet shatter and we fall down into dark lake of doom. When we wake up, Yuna start crying and Al Bhed girl make moaning noises and blond boy run around like lost puppy. Man in red not do anything and lady with big boobs just....boobs. Suddenly Sin come. Oh no. There big explosion and next thing Kimahri knows, Kimahri is in horrible death filled desert of death. Kimahri all alone, no one here with Kimahri. YAY FOR KIMAHRI!
While Kimahri was enjoying the HOT BURNING DEATH of desert, Kimahri decide that Kimahri might as well make small effort to find Yuna. Stupid head voices always filling Kimahri with guilt. So Kimahri tried to climb up sand dune. Kimahri slip down side. Suddenly, Kimahri hear voice of unspeakable doom. WHY AM BLOND HELLSPWAN NOT DIE?! KIMAHRI'S GRAMMAR ARE GETTING WORSE! GRAAAAAAAAH! So there was Kimahri: stuck in lifeless desert with blond thing from 1000 years ago. Soon we find lady with big boobs, man with odd hair, man in red and Al Bhed girl. Whee. We travel through hot sandy place in search of Al Bhed nest. Along way, many things happen. Kimahri get inhaled by large icky worm TWICE! Evil Cactus things pop up and start to to happy dance. Kimahri was disgusted by Cactus things glee filled antics and stomped Cactus things. Not smart, that what Kimahri is. Kimahri spend next 5 hours pulling needles from foot.
Soon we get to Al Bhed nest. Oh no. It being attacked by Guado. Wow, pretty lights. Kimahri and others go into city and see some Al Bhed die. Cool. Then man named Cid come. He leader of Al Bhed AND Al Bhed girls papa. Kimahri never would of guessed THAT! We go into somewhere, get attacked, gah...head hurt....we then go into other room. Al Bhed girl start to cry. Man with odd hair hug her and start saying stuff. Kimahri scratch self. Then we get attacked again. After that, we go into room where Al Bhed keep Summoners. Al Bhed girl say that Al Bhed kidnap Summoners and bring them to nest because they no want Summoners to die when they call final Aeon. Blond boy gasp and ask if this true. OF COURSE IT TRUE! He not know that?! Stupid blond boy from 1000 years ago get stupider everyday. Blond boy then start to cry. He yell and scream and spit up all over ugly summon bird how then look really not happy. No one like blond boy. No one.
So after blond boy have nice long cry, we all get onto flying airship and fly away. Wheee! Suddenly Cid man say things about....uh....EXPLOSHIONS! He make Al Bhed nest go boom and everyone happy. 'Cept for blond boy. Teehee. Kimahri laughs at his pain. Al Bhed man use doohickey to find Yuna. Oh no. She going to marry Seymour....who am dead. Kimahri's brain hurt now. Oh well. So after that, we find out that Fiends are on ship, we kill them. We then get really close to Ba...ba...AAAAAARG! KIMAHRI DON'T CARE ABOUT CORRECT WAY TO SAY NAME OF STOOPID CITY! Oh no! Large angry dragon thing come to kill us all in midair! We get up on top of ship and start to make large dragon thing hurt real bad. Al Bhed man hit dragon with missiles. It die. Whoo! Then we on way to save Yuna from horrible fate. Yay."
~So many of you have made stories like mine because I made Kimahri funny. ME! MWAHAHAHA! Only the Silver Neko have 100 percent original super Kimahri filled fun! On another note, I'm trying to work up the nerves to write a lemon BECAUSE I LIKE LEMONS! WHOOOO! STEAMY! Yep. I need soda now.~Silver Neko, she likes Yoai
"Soooo then we leave hotel and once again and for rest of way, blond boy from 1000 years ago get hit with lightning. Kimahri wonder, does blond boy even TRY to avoid lightning? Or do he like smell of own burnt flesh? Kimahri knows Kimahri does! So we go along and along way, Blond boy pray at funky rocks that glow. At third one, Kimahri start to become angered. As Kimahri raised Kimahri's lance to end the pain that was Blond boy, little Cactus thingy pop up and lead us all on a merry chase through Thunder Plains. Soon it lead us to old broken Thunder tower. As we look at tower, Blond boy started looking at self with pretty mirror he wasted Yuna's money on. He think he so pretty. He no be pretty for long once Kimahri has Kimahri's way with him! Mwahahahahahha! Anyway, Mirror start to sparkle and then Lighting start coming down around Kimahri and Blond boy from 1000 years ago really fast. Blond boy screech and curl into little ball on ground. Kimahri stay calm and not move. Lightning can sense fear, but it not seem to sense blond boy's fear because it not hit him. Not once! After Lighting stop, treasure chest pop up and inside am shiny lance. Man in red say it not up to full power yet or something and then he start rambling on about finding "Crest" and "Sigel" so that Kimahri's new lance can be used without killing Kimahri every time Kimahri use it. So Kimahri was forced to put lance in storage until Kimahri find Crest and other thing. Kimahri sad.
We go back across Thunder Plains and enter shiny sparkly forest. On way, we meet lady with BIRDY HEAD! GASP! She have power over Butterflies. She play harp and say stuff about lucky blue butterfly and bad not good red butterfly. She say lots of things. As we start to leave, Bird lady pull Kimahri aside and say to Kimahri, "I've got the money if you've got the time." Kimahri not know what this mean, but anything that have to do with lady who has bird for head, is bad. Kimahri run away like Chinese man after ally cat. Just as we nearly out of forsaken forest and its evil butterflies who are really evil spies of bird lady, man in red cut new path and take us to wet place where spheres grow. There, we get attacked by big blob. MAN IN RED BROUGHT US HERE TO DIE! ARRRGH! We kill blob. Yay. We then look at sphere that hold many home movies of blond boy's papa doing stupid things just like blond boy does.
After that, we finally get out of forest and into snow filled waste land of death. We go into hotel, we go out of hotel. Old man Guado pop up and say that Seymour want to meet Yuna at Macalania temple. That good because that where we going anyway. Then Yuna and old man Guado get attacked by Al Bhed. Damn, Kimahri not see that one coming. Al Bhed girl try to stop other Al Bhed, but they no listen since she has annoying voice and poor negotiating skills. After being burnt many times by large sac-ro-ligious machine, we smash it and make Al Bhed run away. Old man Guado is all happy about this and he and Yuna go off. We take jet ski thingys and ride off down road to temple. Kimahri think that hanging temple over large icy lake of doom am bad idea, but that only Kimahri's opinion. We get to temple and go inside and have to deal with happy party people. When we go into one room, some lady is all spooked because she was going through Yuna's stuff and she find sphere that Yuna get from dead Guado man. We take sphere from theif lady and take a look at it. Inside is a movie of the dead Guado man (who happens to be Seymour's papa) saying that Seymour is one who killed him and that Seymour is evil yada yada yada. Blond boy start doing pee pee dance and we all go into room where Yuna went. Inside am Seymour and two (Kimahri can count! Yay!) Guado guards. Yuna come out and we tell her that we saw the sphere movie and she say she came to get her new Summon AND kill Seymour. Seymour is not happy about this. We kill his guards and he summon his big spooky...uh....what it called? Oh, Aeon. Yes. Yuna summon HER Aeon: The lady made of ice who has one booby covered in ice. It kill Seymour's summon and then Kimahri stab Seymour in chest and he die.
Before Yuna get a chance to send Seymour, old man Guado come into room MOANING and WHINING in way that make Kimahri's veins rupture. He call us traitors and drag Seymour's bleeding corps away. We get out of temple but Guado start to chase us. Why blond boy so slow? Could it be because Kimahri sharpen newest spear on blond boy from 1000 years ago's foot earlier that day? Who know? Kimahri so hungry right now. Anyway, they finally catch up to us and then after we kill them all, ice under feet shatter and we fall down into dark lake of doom. When we wake up, Yuna start crying and Al Bhed girl make moaning noises and blond boy run around like lost puppy. Man in red not do anything and lady with big boobs just....boobs. Suddenly Sin come. Oh no. There big explosion and next thing Kimahri knows, Kimahri is in horrible death filled desert of death. Kimahri all alone, no one here with Kimahri. YAY FOR KIMAHRI!
While Kimahri was enjoying the HOT BURNING DEATH of desert, Kimahri decide that Kimahri might as well make small effort to find Yuna. Stupid head voices always filling Kimahri with guilt. So Kimahri tried to climb up sand dune. Kimahri slip down side. Suddenly, Kimahri hear voice of unspeakable doom. WHY AM BLOND HELLSPWAN NOT DIE?! KIMAHRI'S GRAMMAR ARE GETTING WORSE! GRAAAAAAAAH! So there was Kimahri: stuck in lifeless desert with blond thing from 1000 years ago. Soon we find lady with big boobs, man with odd hair, man in red and Al Bhed girl. Whee. We travel through hot sandy place in search of Al Bhed nest. Along way, many things happen. Kimahri get inhaled by large icky worm TWICE! Evil Cactus things pop up and start to to happy dance. Kimahri was disgusted by Cactus things glee filled antics and stomped Cactus things. Not smart, that what Kimahri is. Kimahri spend next 5 hours pulling needles from foot.
Soon we get to Al Bhed nest. Oh no. It being attacked by Guado. Wow, pretty lights. Kimahri and others go into city and see some Al Bhed die. Cool. Then man named Cid come. He leader of Al Bhed AND Al Bhed girls papa. Kimahri never would of guessed THAT! We go into somewhere, get attacked, gah...head hurt....we then go into other room. Al Bhed girl start to cry. Man with odd hair hug her and start saying stuff. Kimahri scratch self. Then we get attacked again. After that, we go into room where Al Bhed keep Summoners. Al Bhed girl say that Al Bhed kidnap Summoners and bring them to nest because they no want Summoners to die when they call final Aeon. Blond boy gasp and ask if this true. OF COURSE IT TRUE! He not know that?! Stupid blond boy from 1000 years ago get stupider everyday. Blond boy then start to cry. He yell and scream and spit up all over ugly summon bird how then look really not happy. No one like blond boy. No one.
So after blond boy have nice long cry, we all get onto flying airship and fly away. Wheee! Suddenly Cid man say things about....uh....EXPLOSHIONS! He make Al Bhed nest go boom and everyone happy. 'Cept for blond boy. Teehee. Kimahri laughs at his pain. Al Bhed man use doohickey to find Yuna. Oh no. She going to marry Seymour....who am dead. Kimahri's brain hurt now. Oh well. So after that, we find out that Fiends are on ship, we kill them. We then get really close to Ba...ba...AAAAAARG! KIMAHRI DON'T CARE ABOUT CORRECT WAY TO SAY NAME OF STOOPID CITY! Oh no! Large angry dragon thing come to kill us all in midair! We get up on top of ship and start to make large dragon thing hurt real bad. Al Bhed man hit dragon with missiles. It die. Whoo! Then we on way to save Yuna from horrible fate. Yay."
~So many of you have made stories like mine because I made Kimahri funny. ME! MWAHAHAHA! Only the Silver Neko have 100 percent original super Kimahri filled fun! On another note, I'm trying to work up the nerves to write a lemon BECAUSE I LIKE LEMONS! WHOOOO! STEAMY! Yep. I need soda now.~Silver Neko, she likes Yoai