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:: Heero, fresh from his narrow escape from Treis and His Posse..::
Treis: Mmm…fresh Heero. I'll show him a 'narrow escape'. Oh yes. Yes I will.
:: ...alright. Isn't that special? Regardless, Heero has managed to find himself in a dark, dark time in Gundam history...::
Heero: Before pants were invented?
:: No. UC 0079!::
Heero: Dude, that's not possible.
:: Why the hell not? It's still Gundam!::
Heero: True, but the Gundam series I frolic about in is not considered to be in the actual Gundam time line. "New Mobile Report Gundam W" (Or Gundam Wing outside of the Pacific Islands) is more of a "What if?" story and has no real substance in the epic war story that Gundam is. Another example would be Mobile Fighter G Gundam. Think of it as….one big, stupid lie gone horribly, horribly wrong. With pretty people in it.
::Ahhh…so, what your telling me is…I can warp your already twisted reality with the thoughts that spring forth from my ravaged, soccer game injury induced brain?::
Heero: Um…err….yes. No. No! No, you can't.
::Well, since they (screwed.) Gundam up enough with you guys, no point in not telling me I can't! HAHA! Heero is sent to NMRGWC 0053, the year…that PANTS were invented!::
Heero: Aaaaaagh!
::And lands the Gundam Leon, coincidentally, on the man who invented pants, Doctor….uh….Van Hoff….err…McPantsin'. ::
Dr. McP: DAMN! I sure am glad I invented pants!
Leon: *crunch*
Heero: Shoot. There goes my legal permit.
::Poof!::
Heero: Whoa. Did it get drafty in here, or is it just me?
::And, by the power of association, boxers (or any other sort of undergarment dealing with pant conjunctivity) were never invented either. Poof!::
Heero: Oh yes. Very drafty.
::Then he was struck by lighting.::
Leon: Zounds!
::And is sent back to the fu…uh….time period following the next few.::
Heero: Home again!
::He gets out of the Leon only to discover….a world gone mad!::
Heero: Agh! The vending machine is out of canned coffee!
:: Canned coffee was never invented, fool!::
Heero: Why not?!
:: There was no need! There are no PANTS to protect from coffee stains! Uwahahahaha!!::
Heero: AGH!
::Suddenly, Zechs shows up!::
Zech: Hey there, big guy.
Heero: Yo Zechs. AGH! Don't point that at me!
Zechs: Point what at you? This? *point point point*
Heero: AAAGH!!!
Duo: Looks like somebody needs a hug!
Heero: Back! Back I say!!
Doktor H: By the way, Heero…
Heero: AAAGH!!!
Dr. H: Quite. Your about to go back in time and kill yourself before you can destroy pants.
Heero: Wait! How come your not dead anymore?
Dr. H: With the lack of pockets, conceling firearms has become a rather….painful…practice.
Heero: Riiight. I think I'll go stop myself before I kill me.
Dr. H: Good thinking.
::Heero breaks away from the group and gets in the Leon only to discover….he left the window down!::
Heero: So?
::During summer!::
Heero: And?
::With LEATHER INTERIOR!!::
Heero: AGH! The PAIN! WHY DOES IT HURT?!
::Leon goes back in time anyways. Heero gets out and confronts himself from the past, when he still had pants!::
Heero: Hey you! Wait…aren't those MY pants?
Heero: Fuggit.
::Space time collapses due to Heero's talking to himself! Then, Heero from the paster past shows up and waits!::
Heero: I lurk! Oh yes, I do.
::Then, when Heero from the future is about to confront the other Heero from the past, the Stealthy Heero from the past jumps out of the bush and shoots both of himselves in the heads!::
Heero: My work here is done.
:: And…ah, hell. I'll finish it later.::
:: Heero, fresh from his narrow escape from Treis and His Posse..::
Treis: Mmm…fresh Heero. I'll show him a 'narrow escape'. Oh yes. Yes I will.
:: ...alright. Isn't that special? Regardless, Heero has managed to find himself in a dark, dark time in Gundam history...::
Heero: Before pants were invented?
:: No. UC 0079!::
Heero: Dude, that's not possible.
:: Why the hell not? It's still Gundam!::
Heero: True, but the Gundam series I frolic about in is not considered to be in the actual Gundam time line. "New Mobile Report Gundam W" (Or Gundam Wing outside of the Pacific Islands) is more of a "What if?" story and has no real substance in the epic war story that Gundam is. Another example would be Mobile Fighter G Gundam. Think of it as….one big, stupid lie gone horribly, horribly wrong. With pretty people in it.
::Ahhh…so, what your telling me is…I can warp your already twisted reality with the thoughts that spring forth from my ravaged, soccer game injury induced brain?::
Heero: Um…err….yes. No. No! No, you can't.
::Well, since they (screwed.) Gundam up enough with you guys, no point in not telling me I can't! HAHA! Heero is sent to NMRGWC 0053, the year…that PANTS were invented!::
Heero: Aaaaaagh!
::And lands the Gundam Leon, coincidentally, on the man who invented pants, Doctor….uh….Van Hoff….err…McPantsin'. ::
Dr. McP: DAMN! I sure am glad I invented pants!
Leon: *crunch*
Heero: Shoot. There goes my legal permit.
::Poof!::
Heero: Whoa. Did it get drafty in here, or is it just me?
::And, by the power of association, boxers (or any other sort of undergarment dealing with pant conjunctivity) were never invented either. Poof!::
Heero: Oh yes. Very drafty.
::Then he was struck by lighting.::
Leon: Zounds!
::And is sent back to the fu…uh….time period following the next few.::
Heero: Home again!
::He gets out of the Leon only to discover….a world gone mad!::
Heero: Agh! The vending machine is out of canned coffee!
:: Canned coffee was never invented, fool!::
Heero: Why not?!
:: There was no need! There are no PANTS to protect from coffee stains! Uwahahahaha!!::
Heero: AGH!
::Suddenly, Zechs shows up!::
Zech: Hey there, big guy.
Heero: Yo Zechs. AGH! Don't point that at me!
Zechs: Point what at you? This? *point point point*
Heero: AAAGH!!!
Duo: Looks like somebody needs a hug!
Heero: Back! Back I say!!
Doktor H: By the way, Heero…
Heero: AAAGH!!!
Dr. H: Quite. Your about to go back in time and kill yourself before you can destroy pants.
Heero: Wait! How come your not dead anymore?
Dr. H: With the lack of pockets, conceling firearms has become a rather….painful…practice.
Heero: Riiight. I think I'll go stop myself before I kill me.
Dr. H: Good thinking.
::Heero breaks away from the group and gets in the Leon only to discover….he left the window down!::
Heero: So?
::During summer!::
Heero: And?
::With LEATHER INTERIOR!!::
Heero: AGH! The PAIN! WHY DOES IT HURT?!
::Leon goes back in time anyways. Heero gets out and confronts himself from the past, when he still had pants!::
Heero: Hey you! Wait…aren't those MY pants?
Heero: Fuggit.
::Space time collapses due to Heero's talking to himself! Then, Heero from the paster past shows up and waits!::
Heero: I lurk! Oh yes, I do.
::Then, when Heero from the future is about to confront the other Heero from the past, the Stealthy Heero from the past jumps out of the bush and shoots both of himselves in the heads!::
Heero: My work here is done.
:: And…ah, hell. I'll finish it later.::