Hungry
:WAITING
Mewtwo: (stomach growls) Oh, the hunger!
(Opening theme and titles)
Mewtwo: Welcome to the show! Tonight my guests are pork roast and fishwich... (stomach growls) I mean Michael Stipe and Lassie. So, how was your weekend, Lugia?
Lugia: (with British accent) Hey hey hey!
Mewtwo: Mine was good too. Eh, say, what's with the replicant?
Lugia: There is no weekend.
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mewtwo: Yeah, yeah. What's with the replicant?
Lugia: We exist in a boundless time continuum, there is no weekend!
Ray-Ray: Hello...hello...
Lugia: Eh, this is my little cousin, Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: Hello!
Mewtwo: Hi, Ray!
Ray-Ray: Heh heh.
Mewtwo: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Ray-Ray: Uh...bird of 'poc'lypse.
Mewtwo: Isn't that cute? He can't say apocalypse! Watch this...hey kid, say "spaghetti".
Ray-Ray: Pasghetti.
Mewtwo: (laughs) Mmmm, pasghetti...
Ray-Ray: Pasghetti!
Eneti: (In control room, reading book "Reading is Fun for Mentals) Poc-a-lypse. Pocalypse.
Mewtwo: Hey, you birds must have billions of relatives, what with all the mating seasons you have.
Lugia: Don't clones hang out at insane farms and eat cows? Jerk!
Mewtwo: Wern't your mother's people Spearows?
Lugia: (Shouting) I AM THE LONE EAGLE OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Ray-Ray: 'Poc'lypse?
Lugia: Think of me when you look...
Mewtwo: Oh, now you're an eagle again! Well, silly me, I thought you were a diving bird!
Lugia: Uh, I am!
Mewtwo: "I am the lone diving bird of the apocalypse."
Ray-Ray: (starts giggling)
Mewtwo: Wait, better yet, "I am the lone fill-in-the-blank of the apocalypse." How's about that, Lugia, leave enough room for you there, hmm?
Lugia: But...
Mewtwo: And how about you start wearing pants to work from now on, Jack?
Lugia: I HAVE THIS FOLD! LOOK IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!
Ray-Ray: (giggling uncontrollably)
Lugia: Say, Ray...
Ray-Ray: Yes?
Lugia: Shut up!
Ray-Ray: Ok.
Mewtwo: Are you guys as hungry as I am?
Lugia: (with western accent) Mmmmmmmm! Hungry, like Hungry Jack hungry?
Mewtwo: No, hungry like a Super Saiyan after a big battle with Majin Buu.
Lugia: No, uh uh.
Ray-Ray: Yes!
Lugia: No, Ray.
Ray-Ray: Yes!
Lugia: Nooo, Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: Yes, Lenti!
Lugia: It's "Lugia", Raymond! LU-GI-A!
Ray-Ray: (starts crying)
Mewtwo: (to himself) Oooh, replicant with real poké tears. (aloud) You want a pizza, Ray-Ray?
Lugia: Pizza!
Mewtwo: Pizza pizza, wittle Way-Way.
Ray-Ray: Pizza!
Lugia: Pizza!
Ray-Ray: Peyoni pizza?
Mewtwo: Heh heh...Eneti, establish contact with a pizza parlor! (Lugia and Ray-Ray keep shouting "Pizza!" in the background)
Eneti: Yes, hang on...all right...ok, let me, uh... (throws lever)
Tenchi & Kagato: Hi, Jay! Hi, Jay!
Eneti: Huh? Jay?
Tenchi Masaki: Nice to see you, Jay.
Eneti: Earthlings! (throws lever again)
Sal: (On monitor) Sal's Pizza Emporium, we bake it, you buy it.
Eneti: Aha! (Sends image to Mewtwo's monitor)
Sal: What'll ya have, mister?
Mewtwo: Greeting, pizza merchant. We wish to order a pie with...you guys like anchovies?
Sal: Outta anchovies.
Lugia: How 'bout seel?
Mewtwo: Too chewy.
Lugia: Ummm, yeah. Magikarp?
Mewtwo: You have Magikarp?
Sal: Nope.
Mewtwo: Awwww...
Eneti: Haddock.
Ray-Ray: Waffles. Magikarp Waffles!
Sal: Fresh outta Magikarp waffles already.
Eneti: Hey, hey, Haddock!
Mewtwo: We could get a Seaking...
Eneti: No, no, Haddock!
Mewtwo: I've got it...Orange Roughy!
Lugia: Yeah, get it bloated.
Eneti: Hey, how about Haddock!?
Mewtwo: We'd like a pizza with bloated orange roughy, please.
Lugia: No, wait. Get it sun-bloated. yeah, get it sun-bloated.
Mewtwo: Sorry. Sun-bloated, ok?
Sal: Yeah, yeah. Hey, Mookie! Gimme one large pie, with sun-bloated orange roughy.
Mewtwo: Pronto, with bells on, PDQ!
Lugia: Make sure it's bloated.
Sal: Alright already! (Screen zaps off)
Mewtwo: Mmmm, Orange Seaking...
Ray-Ray: Roughy!
Mewtwo: Whatever. My first guest is one of several thousands of collies who have gone by the name Lassie. But this is the real one!
Lugia: Objection!
Ray-Ray: Yeah, the Jetsons!
Mewtwo: Order! (screen lowers)
Ray-Ray: Oooh, puppy!
Mewtwo: Order!
Ray-Ray: Doggy!
Mewtwo: Shh! Don't startle the dog guest.
Ray-Ray: (quietly) Sorry.
Mewtwo: Gee, you're a nice doggy, Lassie.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: So, what you been up to?
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Mewtwo: Yeah, I know! Does it ever itch right there?
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: You could get some salve. That's what I use when my crotch gets itchy. (No response.) Ok, here's a high-pitch sound only you can hear. AAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAEEEAAAAHHHH! Uh!
Lassie: (Tilts her head to one side)
Lugia: You idiot! We can all hear that!
Mewtwo: No you can't. You're bluffing.
Lugia: You're saying "AAAAAEEEEEAAAHHH!"
Mewtwo: Well, how 'bout this? Meemeemeemeemeemeemeemeee...
Ray-Ray: (In unison, at higher pitch) Meemeemeemeemeemeemee...
Lugia: No!
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Mewtwo: What is it, girl?!
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: There's trouble at the ranch?
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: Hmm...trouble at the farm.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: You say Celebi was bitten by an Ekans?! Where is he, girl?!
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: He's at old man Tibby's farm.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: Farms have chickens! Corn! LET'S RIDE! (Flies off)
Lassie: (Walks off screen, static comes up. Mewtwo returns)
Mewtwo: Um, where was that farm again? (low voice) Oh, she's gone... (normal voice) Say, is that pizza here yet?
Ray-Ray: Uh uh.
Mewtwo: What say we enjoy the aroma food from my special scent psychic. Stand back! (zap!)
Lugia: (Sniff) Bacon!
Ray-Ray: Ah! Horsea!
Mewtwo: Ok, guess this one! (zap!)
Lugia: Mmmm, pancreas!
Ray-Ray: Uh, Donkey?
Lugia: No, pancreas.
Mewtwo: And this one? (zap!)
Lugia: Chlorine!
Ray-Ray: Pony!
Lugia: No, Ray-Ray, Chlorine.
Ray-Ray: No, look, pretty pony!
(Scene goes black with subtitle: INSERT HORSE)
Mewtwo: Oh, that's Jumbles.
Ray-Ray: Pretty Jumbles!
Sal: Look, fire dog, for the last time, I can't send you raw pizza.
Eneti: Just gimme the dough, I'll cook it up in twenty seconds.
Sal: Twenty seconds?! What you got back there, a nuclear reactor?
Eneti: Sal, Sal, listen...gimme the dough.
Mewtwo: Eneti, where's that pizza? It's been over five minutes!
Eneti: Pizza guy on line 2.
Mewtwo: Ah, yes, the pizza man.
Sal: Nobody cooks pizza in only twenty seconds.
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mewtwo: Hey...
Lugia: Hey, Ray-Ray!
Mewtwo: Hey!
Lugia: STOP!
Mewtwo: WHERE'S MY PIZZA?!? (CHOMP! Jumbles neighs) What happened?!
Lugia: Ray-Ray bit Jumbles.
Mewtwo: What?
Sal: Who's Jumbles?
Mewtwo: He's my horse. Is he ok?
Lugia: I dunno...maybe.
Sal: So is the horse all right or what?
Mewtwo: I don't know. Hey! Where's my pizza?
Sal: Well, it's like this. Mookie, the guy who's makin' your pizza, right, turns out he's allergic to Orange Roughy. So he got all hivey and stuff, but now, he's making you another pie.
Ray-Ray: Is Mookie ok?
Sal: Whoahoahoa! Hey, Mookie! You gotta check this out! The baby pidgey's talking!
Lugia: DIVING BIRD!
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mookie: Freaky!
Lugia: Freaky? (Jumbles snorts) Freaky.
Sal: Hey, that horse, he don't look so good. What's his name, Jingles?
Mewtwo: Jumbles.
Jumbles: Neigh!
Sal: Yeah, Jumbles. He looks lame. You better put him down.
Mewtwo: Look here, pizza man, I'm Mewtwo. I'm Hungry, I've got a talking voodoo doll taking chunks outta my horse, AND I WANT MY PIZZA! (Pounds fist)
Lugia: Freaky Mookie!
Sal: Ok, ok, just trying to help.
Mewtwo: All right. So we're, we're ok, we're fine?
Jumbles: (snort)
:INTERRUPT FEED
:START FEED
Lugia: (playing theme music)
Ray-Ray: Stop stepping on me, stop it!
Lugia: (stops playing)
Ray-Ray: Uhh...
Mewtwo: You better slap a muzzle on that silver freak of nature.
Lugia: You better get that pizza!
Ray-Ray: Yeah!
Jumbles: (Neigh)
Mewtwo: Come on, Jumbles, walk it off. (pause) Hallelujah! It's Michael Stipe! (pause)
Michael Stipe: Heh. (yet another pause!)
Mewtwo: What are those things on your face?
Michael Stipe: Those are my intergalactic space glasses.
Mewtwo: Uh huh. What can you do with those?
Michael: I can see right through you, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Uh huh.
Lugia: Fu-reaky!
Mewtwo: So, Mr. Magno-Specs, your new album is called "Monster"? What's up with that?
Michael Stipe: The new record is, um, it's like, uh, it's a, it's a...
Mewtwo: (mocking in unison) Uh, it's a, it's a...
Michael Stipe: It's a concept record.
Mewtwo: A concept record!
Michael Stipe: It's a, it's, it's like a layman's, a layman's, uh...
Mewtwo: It's a, ummm, it's like a layman's, ummm, there's stuff on your lip.
Michael Stipe: A laymen's dissertation on...
Mewtwo: On the tip of my tongue...
Michael Stipe: ...the black hole phenomenon.
Mewtwo: On the black hole phenomenon! (pause)
Ray-Ray: What, what's this do? (ZAP!!!)
Mewtwo: Ok, Mike, I'm going to send you a high pitch sound only you can hear!
Lugia: (To himself) Why me?
Mewtwo: (No audible sound)
Michael Stipe: (Looking up) No message, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Ok, sing that song. Sing that "Shiny, Shiny People" song.
Michael Stipe: No.
Mewtwo: Ok, I'll get you started. (sings) Shiny, Shiny People. Shiny, Shiny People.
Michael Stipe: I hate that song.
Mewtwo: Oh, me too, Mike. Me too...say, Mike. Do you think I'm a shiny, shiny pokémon?
Michael Stipe: I would say yes.
Mewtwo: Yes?
Michael Stipe: Yes.
Mewtwo: You're sure?
Michael Stipe: Yes.
Mewtwo: You don't see no dark, horrible corner inside me, do you?
Michael Stipe: No, none.
Mewtwo: Ok...you're sure?
Michael Stipe: Yep.
Lugia: I have a question. Is that you in the corner?
Michael Stipe: (looks down under glasses)
Lugia: That way, in the corner. (Picture of Lugia's band, and Michael Stipe's face in the corner, rubbing his teeth)
Michael: That's me in the corner, yeah.
Lugia: Fu-reaky!
Mewtwo: So what's next for you? What's on your plate? (stomach growls) Ohh!
Michael Stipe: Um, I'm going to drive to dinner.
Lugia: Take us!
Michael Stipe: No.
Ray-Ray: (whining) I wanna go!
Lugia: (whining also) Take us, please!
Michael Stipe: No.
Lugia: Come on, Stipe! Give us a break! BUY US SOME DINNER!
Ray-Ray: I wanna sit down.
Lugia: SHUT UP!
Mewtwo: How about him? Will he take us?
Michael Stipe in the corner: Yes, absolutely!
Mewtwo: Great, see ya! (zaps MS off his monitor, and into Eneti's)
Eneti: Just me, Eneti. Outta lines, hangin' out.
Mewtwo: (to himself) I'm so hungry, I'm lightheaded. (Aloud) Can I have a hall pass, Miss Steckler? I wanna go home now, Miss Steckler. (passes out, then comes to minutes later)
Lugia: I wanna go home to, Miss Steckler.
Mewtwo: Lugia, where's your cousin?
Lugia: Who? Oh, I put him in my mouth and swallowed him.
Mewtwo: THAT'S BARBERIC! (Low voice) Um, any pieces left?
Lugia: Um...(swallows) Nope.
Mewtwo: I'm gonna miss the little guy. (Fade out) Let's look back at all the fun we had with our special friend...Ray-Ray.
(Subtitles read with Melancholy background music: Ray-Ray: A Special Friend)
(Still shot of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Ray-Ray at Mt. Rushmore dressed up as tourists Ray's T-shirt reads "I (heart) Apocalypse")
(Still shot of Eneti and Ray-Ray taking a bath in the middle of a busy street)
(Still shot of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Ray-Ray in drag in front of a boarded up PokéMart)
(Still shot of Mewtwo and Ray-Ray flying kites during a tornado)
(Fade out...)
(Back in the studio)
Mewtwo: (Sounding light-headed) I think I should see the nurse, Miss Steckler...ENETI! GET ME THAT PIZZA BOY!
Tenchi and Kagato: Hi, Jay! Hi, Jay!
Mewtwo: I'm not Jay, I'm Mewtwo! Who are you two?
Tenchi Masaki: I'm Tenchi Masaki, and this is Kagato.
Kagato: Hello, Mewtwo.
Tenchi Masaki: Hmm...Mewtwo, that's the name on our pizza.
Mewtwo: MY PIZZA!
Tenchi Masaki: Thank you for the gift.
Kagato: Mmmm, Orange Roughy!
(They both laugh as the credits roll)
Mewtwo: That's a good Jumbles.
Jumbles: (snort)
Mewtwo: Feeling better now?
Jumbles: Yeah.
EPISODE 14: HUNGRY
(BEEP!)
:WAITING
Mewtwo: (stomach growls) Oh, the hunger!
(Opening theme and titles)
Mewtwo: Welcome to the show! Tonight my guests are pork roast and fishwich... (stomach growls) I mean Michael Stipe and Lassie. So, how was your weekend, Lugia?
Lugia: (with British accent) Hey hey hey!
Mewtwo: Mine was good too. Eh, say, what's with the replicant?
Lugia: There is no weekend.
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mewtwo: Yeah, yeah. What's with the replicant?
Lugia: We exist in a boundless time continuum, there is no weekend!
Ray-Ray: Hello...hello...
Lugia: Eh, this is my little cousin, Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: Hello!
Mewtwo: Hi, Ray!
Ray-Ray: Heh heh.
Mewtwo: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Ray-Ray: Uh...bird of 'poc'lypse.
Mewtwo: Isn't that cute? He can't say apocalypse! Watch this...hey kid, say "spaghetti".
Ray-Ray: Pasghetti.
Mewtwo: (laughs) Mmmm, pasghetti...
Ray-Ray: Pasghetti!
Eneti: (In control room, reading book "Reading is Fun for Mentals) Poc-a-lypse. Pocalypse.
Mewtwo: Hey, you birds must have billions of relatives, what with all the mating seasons you have.
Lugia: Don't clones hang out at insane farms and eat cows? Jerk!
Mewtwo: Wern't your mother's people Spearows?
Lugia: (Shouting) I AM THE LONE EAGLE OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Ray-Ray: 'Poc'lypse?
Lugia: Think of me when you look...
Mewtwo: Oh, now you're an eagle again! Well, silly me, I thought you were a diving bird!
Lugia: Uh, I am!
Mewtwo: "I am the lone diving bird of the apocalypse."
Ray-Ray: (starts giggling)
Mewtwo: Wait, better yet, "I am the lone fill-in-the-blank of the apocalypse." How's about that, Lugia, leave enough room for you there, hmm?
Lugia: But...
Mewtwo: And how about you start wearing pants to work from now on, Jack?
Lugia: I HAVE THIS FOLD! LOOK IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!
Ray-Ray: (giggling uncontrollably)
Lugia: Say, Ray...
Ray-Ray: Yes?
Lugia: Shut up!
Ray-Ray: Ok.
Mewtwo: Are you guys as hungry as I am?
Lugia: (with western accent) Mmmmmmmm! Hungry, like Hungry Jack hungry?
Mewtwo: No, hungry like a Super Saiyan after a big battle with Majin Buu.
Lugia: No, uh uh.
Ray-Ray: Yes!
Lugia: No, Ray.
Ray-Ray: Yes!
Lugia: Nooo, Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: Yes, Lenti!
Lugia: It's "Lugia", Raymond! LU-GI-A!
Ray-Ray: (starts crying)
Mewtwo: (to himself) Oooh, replicant with real poké tears. (aloud) You want a pizza, Ray-Ray?
Lugia: Pizza!
Mewtwo: Pizza pizza, wittle Way-Way.
Ray-Ray: Pizza!
Lugia: Pizza!
Ray-Ray: Peyoni pizza?
Mewtwo: Heh heh...Eneti, establish contact with a pizza parlor! (Lugia and Ray-Ray keep shouting "Pizza!" in the background)
Eneti: Yes, hang on...all right...ok, let me, uh... (throws lever)
Tenchi & Kagato: Hi, Jay! Hi, Jay!
Eneti: Huh? Jay?
Tenchi Masaki: Nice to see you, Jay.
Eneti: Earthlings! (throws lever again)
Sal: (On monitor) Sal's Pizza Emporium, we bake it, you buy it.
Eneti: Aha! (Sends image to Mewtwo's monitor)
Sal: What'll ya have, mister?
Mewtwo: Greeting, pizza merchant. We wish to order a pie with...you guys like anchovies?
Sal: Outta anchovies.
Lugia: How 'bout seel?
Mewtwo: Too chewy.
Lugia: Ummm, yeah. Magikarp?
Mewtwo: You have Magikarp?
Sal: Nope.
Mewtwo: Awwww...
Eneti: Haddock.
Ray-Ray: Waffles. Magikarp Waffles!
Sal: Fresh outta Magikarp waffles already.
Eneti: Hey, hey, Haddock!
Mewtwo: We could get a Seaking...
Eneti: No, no, Haddock!
Mewtwo: I've got it...Orange Roughy!
Lugia: Yeah, get it bloated.
Eneti: Hey, how about Haddock!?
Mewtwo: We'd like a pizza with bloated orange roughy, please.
Lugia: No, wait. Get it sun-bloated. yeah, get it sun-bloated.
Mewtwo: Sorry. Sun-bloated, ok?
Sal: Yeah, yeah. Hey, Mookie! Gimme one large pie, with sun-bloated orange roughy.
Mewtwo: Pronto, with bells on, PDQ!
Lugia: Make sure it's bloated.
Sal: Alright already! (Screen zaps off)
Mewtwo: Mmmm, Orange Seaking...
Ray-Ray: Roughy!
Mewtwo: Whatever. My first guest is one of several thousands of collies who have gone by the name Lassie. But this is the real one!
Lugia: Objection!
Ray-Ray: Yeah, the Jetsons!
Mewtwo: Order! (screen lowers)
Ray-Ray: Oooh, puppy!
Mewtwo: Order!
Ray-Ray: Doggy!
Mewtwo: Shh! Don't startle the dog guest.
Ray-Ray: (quietly) Sorry.
Mewtwo: Gee, you're a nice doggy, Lassie.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: So, what you been up to?
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Mewtwo: Yeah, I know! Does it ever itch right there?
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: You could get some salve. That's what I use when my crotch gets itchy. (No response.) Ok, here's a high-pitch sound only you can hear. AAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAEEEAAAAHHHH! Uh!
Lassie: (Tilts her head to one side)
Lugia: You idiot! We can all hear that!
Mewtwo: No you can't. You're bluffing.
Lugia: You're saying "AAAAAEEEEEAAAHHH!"
Mewtwo: Well, how 'bout this? Meemeemeemeemeemeemeemeee...
Ray-Ray: (In unison, at higher pitch) Meemeemeemeemeemeemee...
Lugia: No!
Lassie: Bark! Bark!
Mewtwo: What is it, girl?!
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: There's trouble at the ranch?
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: Hmm...trouble at the farm.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: You say Celebi was bitten by an Ekans?! Where is he, girl?!
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: He's at old man Tibby's farm.
Lassie: Bark!
Mewtwo: Farms have chickens! Corn! LET'S RIDE! (Flies off)
Lassie: (Walks off screen, static comes up. Mewtwo returns)
Mewtwo: Um, where was that farm again? (low voice) Oh, she's gone... (normal voice) Say, is that pizza here yet?
Ray-Ray: Uh uh.
Mewtwo: What say we enjoy the aroma food from my special scent psychic. Stand back! (zap!)
Lugia: (Sniff) Bacon!
Ray-Ray: Ah! Horsea!
Mewtwo: Ok, guess this one! (zap!)
Lugia: Mmmm, pancreas!
Ray-Ray: Uh, Donkey?
Lugia: No, pancreas.
Mewtwo: And this one? (zap!)
Lugia: Chlorine!
Ray-Ray: Pony!
Lugia: No, Ray-Ray, Chlorine.
Ray-Ray: No, look, pretty pony!
(Scene goes black with subtitle: INSERT HORSE)
Mewtwo: Oh, that's Jumbles.
Ray-Ray: Pretty Jumbles!
Sal: Look, fire dog, for the last time, I can't send you raw pizza.
Eneti: Just gimme the dough, I'll cook it up in twenty seconds.
Sal: Twenty seconds?! What you got back there, a nuclear reactor?
Eneti: Sal, Sal, listen...gimme the dough.
Mewtwo: Eneti, where's that pizza? It's been over five minutes!
Eneti: Pizza guy on line 2.
Mewtwo: Ah, yes, the pizza man.
Sal: Nobody cooks pizza in only twenty seconds.
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mewtwo: Hey...
Lugia: Hey, Ray-Ray!
Mewtwo: Hey!
Lugia: STOP!
Mewtwo: WHERE'S MY PIZZA?!? (CHOMP! Jumbles neighs) What happened?!
Lugia: Ray-Ray bit Jumbles.
Mewtwo: What?
Sal: Who's Jumbles?
Mewtwo: He's my horse. Is he ok?
Lugia: I dunno...maybe.
Sal: So is the horse all right or what?
Mewtwo: I don't know. Hey! Where's my pizza?
Sal: Well, it's like this. Mookie, the guy who's makin' your pizza, right, turns out he's allergic to Orange Roughy. So he got all hivey and stuff, but now, he's making you another pie.
Ray-Ray: Is Mookie ok?
Sal: Whoahoahoa! Hey, Mookie! You gotta check this out! The baby pidgey's talking!
Lugia: DIVING BIRD!
Ray-Ray: Hello.
Mookie: Freaky!
Lugia: Freaky? (Jumbles snorts) Freaky.
Sal: Hey, that horse, he don't look so good. What's his name, Jingles?
Mewtwo: Jumbles.
Jumbles: Neigh!
Sal: Yeah, Jumbles. He looks lame. You better put him down.
Mewtwo: Look here, pizza man, I'm Mewtwo. I'm Hungry, I've got a talking voodoo doll taking chunks outta my horse, AND I WANT MY PIZZA! (Pounds fist)
Lugia: Freaky Mookie!
Sal: Ok, ok, just trying to help.
Mewtwo: All right. So we're, we're ok, we're fine?
Jumbles: (snort)
:INTERRUPT FEED
:START FEED
Lugia: (playing theme music)
Ray-Ray: Stop stepping on me, stop it!
Lugia: (stops playing)
Ray-Ray: Uhh...
Mewtwo: You better slap a muzzle on that silver freak of nature.
Lugia: You better get that pizza!
Ray-Ray: Yeah!
Jumbles: (Neigh)
Mewtwo: Come on, Jumbles, walk it off. (pause) Hallelujah! It's Michael Stipe! (pause)
Michael Stipe: Heh. (yet another pause!)
Mewtwo: What are those things on your face?
Michael Stipe: Those are my intergalactic space glasses.
Mewtwo: Uh huh. What can you do with those?
Michael: I can see right through you, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Uh huh.
Lugia: Fu-reaky!
Mewtwo: So, Mr. Magno-Specs, your new album is called "Monster"? What's up with that?
Michael Stipe: The new record is, um, it's like, uh, it's a, it's a...
Mewtwo: (mocking in unison) Uh, it's a, it's a...
Michael Stipe: It's a concept record.
Mewtwo: A concept record!
Michael Stipe: It's a, it's, it's like a layman's, a layman's, uh...
Mewtwo: It's a, ummm, it's like a layman's, ummm, there's stuff on your lip.
Michael Stipe: A laymen's dissertation on...
Mewtwo: On the tip of my tongue...
Michael Stipe: ...the black hole phenomenon.
Mewtwo: On the black hole phenomenon! (pause)
Ray-Ray: What, what's this do? (ZAP!!!)
Mewtwo: Ok, Mike, I'm going to send you a high pitch sound only you can hear!
Lugia: (To himself) Why me?
Mewtwo: (No audible sound)
Michael Stipe: (Looking up) No message, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Ok, sing that song. Sing that "Shiny, Shiny People" song.
Michael Stipe: No.
Mewtwo: Ok, I'll get you started. (sings) Shiny, Shiny People. Shiny, Shiny People.
Michael Stipe: I hate that song.
Mewtwo: Oh, me too, Mike. Me too...say, Mike. Do you think I'm a shiny, shiny pokémon?
Michael Stipe: I would say yes.
Mewtwo: Yes?
Michael Stipe: Yes.
Mewtwo: You're sure?
Michael Stipe: Yes.
Mewtwo: You don't see no dark, horrible corner inside me, do you?
Michael Stipe: No, none.
Mewtwo: Ok...you're sure?
Michael Stipe: Yep.
Lugia: I have a question. Is that you in the corner?
Michael Stipe: (looks down under glasses)
Lugia: That way, in the corner. (Picture of Lugia's band, and Michael Stipe's face in the corner, rubbing his teeth)
Michael: That's me in the corner, yeah.
Lugia: Fu-reaky!
Mewtwo: So what's next for you? What's on your plate? (stomach growls) Ohh!
Michael Stipe: Um, I'm going to drive to dinner.
Lugia: Take us!
Michael Stipe: No.
Ray-Ray: (whining) I wanna go!
Lugia: (whining also) Take us, please!
Michael Stipe: No.
Lugia: Come on, Stipe! Give us a break! BUY US SOME DINNER!
Ray-Ray: I wanna sit down.
Lugia: SHUT UP!
Mewtwo: How about him? Will he take us?
Michael Stipe in the corner: Yes, absolutely!
Mewtwo: Great, see ya! (zaps MS off his monitor, and into Eneti's)
Eneti: Just me, Eneti. Outta lines, hangin' out.
Mewtwo: (to himself) I'm so hungry, I'm lightheaded. (Aloud) Can I have a hall pass, Miss Steckler? I wanna go home now, Miss Steckler. (passes out, then comes to minutes later)
Lugia: I wanna go home to, Miss Steckler.
Mewtwo: Lugia, where's your cousin?
Lugia: Who? Oh, I put him in my mouth and swallowed him.
Mewtwo: THAT'S BARBERIC! (Low voice) Um, any pieces left?
Lugia: Um...(swallows) Nope.
Mewtwo: I'm gonna miss the little guy. (Fade out) Let's look back at all the fun we had with our special friend...Ray-Ray.
(Subtitles read with Melancholy background music: Ray-Ray: A Special Friend)
(Still shot of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Ray-Ray at Mt. Rushmore dressed up as tourists Ray's T-shirt reads "I (heart) Apocalypse")
(Still shot of Eneti and Ray-Ray taking a bath in the middle of a busy street)
(Still shot of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Ray-Ray in drag in front of a boarded up PokéMart)
(Still shot of Mewtwo and Ray-Ray flying kites during a tornado)
(Fade out...)
(Back in the studio)
Mewtwo: (Sounding light-headed) I think I should see the nurse, Miss Steckler...ENETI! GET ME THAT PIZZA BOY!
Tenchi and Kagato: Hi, Jay! Hi, Jay!
Mewtwo: I'm not Jay, I'm Mewtwo! Who are you two?
Tenchi Masaki: I'm Tenchi Masaki, and this is Kagato.
Kagato: Hello, Mewtwo.
Tenchi Masaki: Hmm...Mewtwo, that's the name on our pizza.
Mewtwo: MY PIZZA!
Tenchi Masaki: Thank you for the gift.
Kagato: Mmmm, Orange Roughy!
(They both laugh as the credits roll)
Mewtwo: That's a good Jumbles.
Jumbles: (snort)
Mewtwo: Feeling better now?
Jumbles: Yeah.
EPISODE 14: HUNGRY
(BEEP!)