Cahill
Waiting
Mewtwo, Lugia, and Eneti are in the commissary.
Mewtwo: (Puts his head down momentarily) Storm's a-comin'.
Eneti: (sighs) Mmm, time to go to the commissary. Got to eat me some Jell-O. I like green! (laughs)
(Cue opening theme song and titles)
Mewtwo: (during theme) I got a monkey.
(Theme and titles continue...)
Mewtwo: (Tries teleporting in, but gets electrocuted) Aaah! (ZAP! ZAP!) Ah! Aaaay!!!
Eneti's screen flashes distorted scenes with Mewtwo on it.
Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo: Pain...pain...
Lugia: (In high voice, to Eneti) Are you doin' that?
Mewtwo: Pain hurts!
Eneti: Um...no. (laughs with Lugia)
Mewtwo: IT BURNS! Look! ???
More distorted flashes occur.
Mewtwo: (Zap!) Aaahh! (High voice) Ba-ba-loo!
Lugia: (Zaps to negative image)
Mewtwo: (groans and sniffs) Someone fryin' bacon?
Eneti: Um...no.
Mewtwo: Who said that?
Lugia: AAAAHHH!!!
Mewtwo: Aaaah!
Lugia: (Cough) Ehhh, whose donuts are these?
Eneti: (Paging throuhg book) It seems that the static electricity from the oncoming storm is triggering a...microinductor...dylfilabro...
Mewtwo: What's this now?
Eneti: Dyloptiloid.
Mewtwo: What is it?
Eneti: Microinductor Dyloptiloid.
Mewtwo: Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Eneti: Not a word I use every day.
Mewtwo: So, what is that? Like, lightning?
Eneti: Uh huh.
Mewtwo: Man, I hate lightning.
Lugia: You mean you're scared of it.
Mewtwo: What?
Lugia: Fraidy Cat!
Mewtwo: Wrong!
Lugia: Scaredy Puss!
Mewtwo: WRONG!
Lugia: (Evil laugh)
Mewtwo: Stop lying, Lugia! We're all so very sick of your lies!
Lugia: (continues to laugh)
Mewtwo: Eneti, get me a meteorologist now!
Eneti: It's just a little space storm!
Mewtwo: DO IT! Lugia, play me to the desk.
Lugia: (plays Mewtwo to the desk with ragtime piano, and continues to play in the background, Mewtwo walks to his desk) Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yes?
Lugia: Did you just walk to the desk?
Mewtwo: Yes, yes I did.
Lugia: What's the matter, you scared?
Mewtwo: (scribbling) I don't talk to big fat lairs whose lies we're all so-(thunder crash,Mewtwo makes gibberish noises)
Lugia: Riiight.
Mewtwo: Eneti!
Mark McEwen: Ah. The answer, O tall dark handsome stranger...
Mewtwo: Eneti!
Mark McEwen: ...what time?
Eneti: (to Mark) Hang on, big boy. (throws lever, puts Mewtwo on his monitor) What!?
Mewtwo: Where's my first guest?
Eneti: Thought you wanted a meteorologist.
Mewtwo: Well...guest first, then meteorologist.
Eneti: You sure?
Mewtwo: Yup.
Eneti: Ok.
Mewtwo: Hurry!
Eneti: Ehhh... (throws lever, Garrett appears on his monitor)
Garrett Morris: I got some questions I wanna ask this sucker.
Eneti: Alright, let me get a level from you.
Garrett morris: Sound check, yeah. (sings) "Sound check!"
Eneti: Alright.
Garrett Morris: (sings again, louder) "Sound check! Sound check!!"
Eneti: Alright, I got it!
Garrett Morris: (sings quietly) "Sound check." (scats breifly)
Eneti: Garrett!
Garrett Morris: Huh?
Eneti: Now, if you have any problems, like if you're not getting enough oxygen...
Garrett Morris: I need some cash.
Eneti: What?
Garrett Morris: Y'see, I thought you were real, but you said if I had any problems, so you know what I mean, I just came with the problem, I need some cash.
Eneti: Uh...no Inglés. (throws lever)
Garrett Morris: Ok, bro.
Mewtwo: Ladies and gentlemen...(thunder crash) Aaaah! (hides under his desk)
Garrett Morris: Don't disappear! Don't disappear! Where you going?
Eneti: (to Mark McEwen) Hey.
Lugia finally stops playing ragtime piano. Mewtwo slowly emerges from under his desk.
Mewtwo: Dropped my pen. Heh.
Lugia: Riiiight.
Garrett Morris: Vamanos ale titi.
Mewtwo: What was that?
Garrett Morris: That's Creole for "let's go", you know.
Mewtwo: Wow.
Garrett Morris: Yeah, it means "little one, let's go."
Mewtwo: May I say it?
Garrett Morris: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Ok, here we go.
Garrett Morris: Vamanos ale titi.
Mewtwo: Vamanos ale titi! (thunder crash) Aaaay! (Hides under desk again)
Garrett Morris: (Laughs)
Lugia: (Laughs) What's the matter? You scared?
Mewtwo: I'm not afraid of lightning.
Lugia: (Evil laughter)
Mewtwo: (Talking to Garrett under his desk) Well, look what we have here! Greetings, citizen, welcome to the big show.
Garrett Morris: Greetings, uh, citizen, uh, I'm glad to be on the show.
Mewtwo: Identify yourself.
Garrett Morris: Uh, I am, uh, Garrett, uh, Morris, uh, 101.
Mewtwo: I am Phantasmo.
Mark McEwen: And stop blaimn' me. When there's bad news, they don't blame Dan Rather, do they?
Eneti: No, not really.
Mark McEwen: But when it's bad weather, they blame me.
Eneti: I would never blame you.
Mark McEwen: (Elvis voice) Thank you very much, big guy.
Eneti: I'm totally serious.
Garrett Morris: Do they, like, believe in cash out there in the universe?
Mewtwo: What's this now?
Garrett Morris: Money money money money money.
Mewtwo: I don't have any money.
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Money!
Mewtwo: (Sings) I DON'T HAVE ANY!
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Some people, ha ha. Got to have it.
Mewtwo: I don't have any money! (Stands up)
Garrett Morris: (Sings)Some people, really need it.
Mewtwo: Hellooo!
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Do things, do things, do things, good things with it.
Mewtwo: I'm talkin' to myself.
Mark McEwen: (Laughs) If I could control the weather, I would own the Mewtwo talk show, because if people, if I could control it, it would be Mark McEwen's Weather Controlling.
Eneti: (Laughs) There you go!
Mark McEwen: And, I'd live in Hawaii, I'd be a lot fatter, and I'd have a hula hoop, one of those skirt things on, I'd be topless, sittin' around, just kinda drinkin', y'know, ice teas and eatin', like, chocolate chip cookies. Rich.
Eneti: I like the way you jiggle, wheater man.
Mark McEwen: (Laughs)
Eneti: (Laughs) Yeah!
Garrett Morris: Hey, man, I be listenin' to jazz all the time. That was Ebonics, I just said, "I be."
Mewtwo: Right. (thunder crash) (goes under his desk)
Lugia: Hey, that ain't the Queen's English!
Garrett Morris: I know that. "I am listening to to jazz all the time."
Lugia: Now you're talkin'.
Garrett Morris: Well, see, I knew he had broken the code, so I said "I be listenin'", so he understand what I'm sayin'. Some other guy might say "What's he saying, what, huh?"
Mewtwo: (Back in his seat) Is there anything more funny than somebody just drastically white trying to speak colloquial hood?
Garrett Morris: I'm, you're the first person I've heard admit that, I've been wantin' to say that, but I say, they'd probably say I'm...(knocks microphone off, feedback)
Mewtwo: I didn't do that.
Eneti: (To Mark) So, what's your forecast? Any black holes?
Mark McEwen: Uh, aren't black holes those things you'd wanna stay away from?
Eneti: Yeah, if your yella! (Laughs)
Mark McEwen: So, I mean, you'd predict them, then, like you'd run away from 'em...
Eneti: Um...
Mark McEwen: ...because they'd suck your, the rocket right into the black hole thing. See, I've done a little bit of research on this.
Eneti: Uh...
Mark McEwen: If you have a black hole, and you got a rocket ship, it just kindagoes in, and then you never see 'em again, so you run away from those things.
Eneti: That makes sense...if you're yella! (Laughs)
Mark McEwen: We tend not to make fun of stuff like that.
Eneti: Oh. Ok. (Long pause)
Garrett Morris: Hey, you about the ??, you know about that ngupa dust?
Mewtwo: Uh huh.
Garrett Morris: You know about that?
Mewtwo: Oh...you bet.
Garrett Morris: You don't know about that, huh, man? You notice I'm talkin', now I know the language, I'm takin' me over, y'see, the metaphysical is takin' me over.
Mewtwo: Faster.
Garrett Morris: But, anyway, I don't wanna say, 'voodoo' or 'voodoun' or nothin' like that, because I know the when people see this thing (points to his ring) you always think (Very Low Voice) 'Voodoo, voodoun'. (Women screams)
Thunder claps, and the sky turns dark. Mewtwo starts crawling under his desk.
Garrett Morris: You know, I talk about afraican medicine. Yes, that's where me powers lie. Many many people have, have denied that and found growths, comin' outta their necks.
Mewtwo: (Under his desk again) Yeah, thanks to you, buddy.
Garrett Morris: Well, I just refer back metaphysically to Marie Laveau. You remember the great queen Marie Laveau? Marie Laveau, she was the first, you know...
Mewtwo: Am I supposed to be hearing like telephones dialing or something?
Garrett Morris: Way back, yeah, there's a story about Marie Laveau, you know, she was so powerful 'til this man, one time, was involved in a case against the???
Lugia: Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia. Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia! Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia! Here, I'm gone! I'm here, I'm gone! I'm here, I'm gone!
Garrett Morris: (As Lugia pops up and down) In court, and Marie didn't like that, she goes in with a little piece of paper, you know, and the man is arguing, and she sticks the piece of paper, and it touches him, and the man stops ??? And lost the case. (Lugia's pod is empty) You think I'm lying?
Mewtwo: Uh huh, Garrett, can I stop for a sec?
Garrett Morris: Oh, ok, ok.
Mewtwo: Lugia? (Pod is still empty) Luuuuuuuuugia! (It's still empty.) Garrett, did you happen to see where Lugia went?
Garrett Morris: Um, him and the puppy person?
Mewtwo: White guy, with a tail. He was just there.
Garrett Morris: He's white?
Mewtwo: Yeah, remember? Tall guy, bald...
Garrett Morris: ???
Lugia: (FROM WITHIN THE POD) No pants...
Garrett Morris: Oh, yeah, Lugia, yeah, diving bird type guy.
Mewtwo: Yeah.
Garrett Morris: Yeah, y'know, that makes me feel sick. Ick! Creepy crawly, you know, ugh!
Lugia: (Pokes head up) You get a fat rump!
Garrett Morris: ...ok...
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: (Drops back in) Rumpty!
Mewtwo: LUGIA WINTWORTH, YOU SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!
Lugia: Hey, my bobo paddle!
Mewtwo: All right, little man, I'm counting to three! ONE!
He doesn't get up.
Mewtwo: TWO!
He still doesn't get up.
Mewtwo: THREE! (Loud thunderclap) Four?! (Quickly ducks down)
Garrett Morris: Oh, my God, he's gone! (Thunderclap) Shucks!
Eneti: You're not a real meteorologist, are ya?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: Well, are ya?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: You're freakin' me out here, Mark, 'kay?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: This is uncool. Most uncool.
Mewtwo: (Under his desk again!) Eighteen...nineteen...
Lugia still hasn't come up.
Mewtwo: Twenty!
He still doesn't come up!
Garrett Morris: Well, I still wanna say somethin'.
Mewtwo: Yeah?
Garrett Morris: I think it's shameful, that you supposed to be a rare pokémon...
Mewtwo: What?
Garrett Morris: Supposedly concerned about trainers out to get you...
Mewtwo: (Comes up from underneath his desk) What are you getting at?
Garrett Morris: And beileve me, there's trainers out there on the streets.
Mewtwo: Oh, big surprise!
Garrett Morris: And here we have a rare pokémon, who can beat these trainers who decides to come in and becomes a talk show host.
Mewtwo: Exactly.
Garrett Morris: But what about the fear of getting caught out there, Two?
Mewtwo: You, sir, are thinking of Mew. She's harder to catch than me.
Garrett Morris: I'm thinkin' of responsiblity.
Mewtwo: Oh, man.
Garrett Morris: A sense of responsibility.
Mewtwo: Whatever.
Garrett Morris: Of using your psychic powers to escape the dangers of society.
Mewtwo: Garrett...I...don't...get you.
Garrett Morris: I don't understand what I'm sayin' either. (Laughs)
Mewtwo: Let's just call it a day, shall we? I can finish my show...
Garrett Morris: (Starts humming)
Mewtwo: And you can just...go...somplace...(Gets hit with Lugia's elemental blast) AAAGH!!!
Lugia: I'm back!
(More lightning in the background, Mewtwo and Lugia attack each other in slow motion. Lugia zaps Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Thunderclap) Luuuugggggiiiiia! (Prepares his psy)
Lugia: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Attacks again)
Mewtwo: (Psyblasts Lugia)
Garrett Morris: I guess I don't understand something about this sort of thing.
(They continue to zap each other, until...)
Garrett Morris: (Gets zapped by Lugia, laughs, and gets blasted away)
Mewtwo: LUGIA!
Lugia: Well, you said someone was gonna get hurt!
Mewtwo: I never said that!
Lugia: Oh. Where did I hear that? Musta read it.
Eneti: Mewtwo! Lugia!
Mewtwo and Lugia: What?
Eneti: All this bedlam around us, it's not a storm at all! It's a fair!
Mewtwo: ALL RIGHT! (Pounds desk)
EPISODE 61 CAHILL
(Credits roll with carnival music...which then gets interuptted by thunder.)
Mewtwo: Is this the one where they've added the weather man to? Yeah, that'll be funnier.
Waiting
Mewtwo, Lugia, and Eneti are in the commissary.
Mewtwo: (Puts his head down momentarily) Storm's a-comin'.
Eneti: (sighs) Mmm, time to go to the commissary. Got to eat me some Jell-O. I like green! (laughs)
(Cue opening theme song and titles)
Mewtwo: (during theme) I got a monkey.
(Theme and titles continue...)
Mewtwo: (Tries teleporting in, but gets electrocuted) Aaah! (ZAP! ZAP!) Ah! Aaaay!!!
Eneti's screen flashes distorted scenes with Mewtwo on it.
Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo: Pain...pain...
Lugia: (In high voice, to Eneti) Are you doin' that?
Mewtwo: Pain hurts!
Eneti: Um...no. (laughs with Lugia)
Mewtwo: IT BURNS! Look! ???
More distorted flashes occur.
Mewtwo: (Zap!) Aaahh! (High voice) Ba-ba-loo!
Lugia: (Zaps to negative image)
Mewtwo: (groans and sniffs) Someone fryin' bacon?
Eneti: Um...no.
Mewtwo: Who said that?
Lugia: AAAAHHH!!!
Mewtwo: Aaaah!
Lugia: (Cough) Ehhh, whose donuts are these?
Eneti: (Paging throuhg book) It seems that the static electricity from the oncoming storm is triggering a...microinductor...dylfilabro...
Mewtwo: What's this now?
Eneti: Dyloptiloid.
Mewtwo: What is it?
Eneti: Microinductor Dyloptiloid.
Mewtwo: Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Eneti: Not a word I use every day.
Mewtwo: So, what is that? Like, lightning?
Eneti: Uh huh.
Mewtwo: Man, I hate lightning.
Lugia: You mean you're scared of it.
Mewtwo: What?
Lugia: Fraidy Cat!
Mewtwo: Wrong!
Lugia: Scaredy Puss!
Mewtwo: WRONG!
Lugia: (Evil laugh)
Mewtwo: Stop lying, Lugia! We're all so very sick of your lies!
Lugia: (continues to laugh)
Mewtwo: Eneti, get me a meteorologist now!
Eneti: It's just a little space storm!
Mewtwo: DO IT! Lugia, play me to the desk.
Lugia: (plays Mewtwo to the desk with ragtime piano, and continues to play in the background, Mewtwo walks to his desk) Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yes?
Lugia: Did you just walk to the desk?
Mewtwo: Yes, yes I did.
Lugia: What's the matter, you scared?
Mewtwo: (scribbling) I don't talk to big fat lairs whose lies we're all so-(thunder crash,Mewtwo makes gibberish noises)
Lugia: Riiight.
Mewtwo: Eneti!
Mark McEwen: Ah. The answer, O tall dark handsome stranger...
Mewtwo: Eneti!
Mark McEwen: ...what time?
Eneti: (to Mark) Hang on, big boy. (throws lever, puts Mewtwo on his monitor) What!?
Mewtwo: Where's my first guest?
Eneti: Thought you wanted a meteorologist.
Mewtwo: Well...guest first, then meteorologist.
Eneti: You sure?
Mewtwo: Yup.
Eneti: Ok.
Mewtwo: Hurry!
Eneti: Ehhh... (throws lever, Garrett appears on his monitor)
Garrett Morris: I got some questions I wanna ask this sucker.
Eneti: Alright, let me get a level from you.
Garrett morris: Sound check, yeah. (sings) "Sound check!"
Eneti: Alright.
Garrett Morris: (sings again, louder) "Sound check! Sound check!!"
Eneti: Alright, I got it!
Garrett Morris: (sings quietly) "Sound check." (scats breifly)
Eneti: Garrett!
Garrett Morris: Huh?
Eneti: Now, if you have any problems, like if you're not getting enough oxygen...
Garrett Morris: I need some cash.
Eneti: What?
Garrett Morris: Y'see, I thought you were real, but you said if I had any problems, so you know what I mean, I just came with the problem, I need some cash.
Eneti: Uh...no Inglés. (throws lever)
Garrett Morris: Ok, bro.
Mewtwo: Ladies and gentlemen...(thunder crash) Aaaah! (hides under his desk)
Garrett Morris: Don't disappear! Don't disappear! Where you going?
Eneti: (to Mark McEwen) Hey.
Lugia finally stops playing ragtime piano. Mewtwo slowly emerges from under his desk.
Mewtwo: Dropped my pen. Heh.
Lugia: Riiiight.
Garrett Morris: Vamanos ale titi.
Mewtwo: What was that?
Garrett Morris: That's Creole for "let's go", you know.
Mewtwo: Wow.
Garrett Morris: Yeah, it means "little one, let's go."
Mewtwo: May I say it?
Garrett Morris: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Ok, here we go.
Garrett Morris: Vamanos ale titi.
Mewtwo: Vamanos ale titi! (thunder crash) Aaaay! (Hides under desk again)
Garrett Morris: (Laughs)
Lugia: (Laughs) What's the matter? You scared?
Mewtwo: I'm not afraid of lightning.
Lugia: (Evil laughter)
Mewtwo: (Talking to Garrett under his desk) Well, look what we have here! Greetings, citizen, welcome to the big show.
Garrett Morris: Greetings, uh, citizen, uh, I'm glad to be on the show.
Mewtwo: Identify yourself.
Garrett Morris: Uh, I am, uh, Garrett, uh, Morris, uh, 101.
Mewtwo: I am Phantasmo.
Mark McEwen: And stop blaimn' me. When there's bad news, they don't blame Dan Rather, do they?
Eneti: No, not really.
Mark McEwen: But when it's bad weather, they blame me.
Eneti: I would never blame you.
Mark McEwen: (Elvis voice) Thank you very much, big guy.
Eneti: I'm totally serious.
Garrett Morris: Do they, like, believe in cash out there in the universe?
Mewtwo: What's this now?
Garrett Morris: Money money money money money.
Mewtwo: I don't have any money.
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Money!
Mewtwo: (Sings) I DON'T HAVE ANY!
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Some people, ha ha. Got to have it.
Mewtwo: I don't have any money! (Stands up)
Garrett Morris: (Sings)Some people, really need it.
Mewtwo: Hellooo!
Garrett Morris: (Sings) Do things, do things, do things, good things with it.
Mewtwo: I'm talkin' to myself.
Mark McEwen: (Laughs) If I could control the weather, I would own the Mewtwo talk show, because if people, if I could control it, it would be Mark McEwen's Weather Controlling.
Eneti: (Laughs) There you go!
Mark McEwen: And, I'd live in Hawaii, I'd be a lot fatter, and I'd have a hula hoop, one of those skirt things on, I'd be topless, sittin' around, just kinda drinkin', y'know, ice teas and eatin', like, chocolate chip cookies. Rich.
Eneti: I like the way you jiggle, wheater man.
Mark McEwen: (Laughs)
Eneti: (Laughs) Yeah!
Garrett Morris: Hey, man, I be listenin' to jazz all the time. That was Ebonics, I just said, "I be."
Mewtwo: Right. (thunder crash) (goes under his desk)
Lugia: Hey, that ain't the Queen's English!
Garrett Morris: I know that. "I am listening to to jazz all the time."
Lugia: Now you're talkin'.
Garrett Morris: Well, see, I knew he had broken the code, so I said "I be listenin'", so he understand what I'm sayin'. Some other guy might say "What's he saying, what, huh?"
Mewtwo: (Back in his seat) Is there anything more funny than somebody just drastically white trying to speak colloquial hood?
Garrett Morris: I'm, you're the first person I've heard admit that, I've been wantin' to say that, but I say, they'd probably say I'm...(knocks microphone off, feedback)
Mewtwo: I didn't do that.
Eneti: (To Mark) So, what's your forecast? Any black holes?
Mark McEwen: Uh, aren't black holes those things you'd wanna stay away from?
Eneti: Yeah, if your yella! (Laughs)
Mark McEwen: So, I mean, you'd predict them, then, like you'd run away from 'em...
Eneti: Um...
Mark McEwen: ...because they'd suck your, the rocket right into the black hole thing. See, I've done a little bit of research on this.
Eneti: Uh...
Mark McEwen: If you have a black hole, and you got a rocket ship, it just kindagoes in, and then you never see 'em again, so you run away from those things.
Eneti: That makes sense...if you're yella! (Laughs)
Mark McEwen: We tend not to make fun of stuff like that.
Eneti: Oh. Ok. (Long pause)
Garrett Morris: Hey, you about the ??, you know about that ngupa dust?
Mewtwo: Uh huh.
Garrett Morris: You know about that?
Mewtwo: Oh...you bet.
Garrett Morris: You don't know about that, huh, man? You notice I'm talkin', now I know the language, I'm takin' me over, y'see, the metaphysical is takin' me over.
Mewtwo: Faster.
Garrett Morris: But, anyway, I don't wanna say, 'voodoo' or 'voodoun' or nothin' like that, because I know the when people see this thing (points to his ring) you always think (Very Low Voice) 'Voodoo, voodoun'. (Women screams)
Thunder claps, and the sky turns dark. Mewtwo starts crawling under his desk.
Garrett Morris: You know, I talk about afraican medicine. Yes, that's where me powers lie. Many many people have, have denied that and found growths, comin' outta their necks.
Mewtwo: (Under his desk again) Yeah, thanks to you, buddy.
Garrett Morris: Well, I just refer back metaphysically to Marie Laveau. You remember the great queen Marie Laveau? Marie Laveau, she was the first, you know...
Mewtwo: Am I supposed to be hearing like telephones dialing or something?
Garrett Morris: Way back, yeah, there's a story about Marie Laveau, you know, she was so powerful 'til this man, one time, was involved in a case against the???
Lugia: Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia. Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia! Where's Lugia? Here's Lugia! Here, I'm gone! I'm here, I'm gone! I'm here, I'm gone!
Garrett Morris: (As Lugia pops up and down) In court, and Marie didn't like that, she goes in with a little piece of paper, you know, and the man is arguing, and she sticks the piece of paper, and it touches him, and the man stops ??? And lost the case. (Lugia's pod is empty) You think I'm lying?
Mewtwo: Uh huh, Garrett, can I stop for a sec?
Garrett Morris: Oh, ok, ok.
Mewtwo: Lugia? (Pod is still empty) Luuuuuuuuugia! (It's still empty.) Garrett, did you happen to see where Lugia went?
Garrett Morris: Um, him and the puppy person?
Mewtwo: White guy, with a tail. He was just there.
Garrett Morris: He's white?
Mewtwo: Yeah, remember? Tall guy, bald...
Garrett Morris: ???
Lugia: (FROM WITHIN THE POD) No pants...
Garrett Morris: Oh, yeah, Lugia, yeah, diving bird type guy.
Mewtwo: Yeah.
Garrett Morris: Yeah, y'know, that makes me feel sick. Ick! Creepy crawly, you know, ugh!
Lugia: (Pokes head up) You get a fat rump!
Garrett Morris: ...ok...
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: (Drops back in) Rumpty!
Mewtwo: LUGIA WINTWORTH, YOU SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!
Lugia: Hey, my bobo paddle!
Mewtwo: All right, little man, I'm counting to three! ONE!
He doesn't get up.
Mewtwo: TWO!
He still doesn't get up.
Mewtwo: THREE! (Loud thunderclap) Four?! (Quickly ducks down)
Garrett Morris: Oh, my God, he's gone! (Thunderclap) Shucks!
Eneti: You're not a real meteorologist, are ya?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: Well, are ya?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: You're freakin' me out here, Mark, 'kay?
Mark McEwen: (Stares back)
Eneti: This is uncool. Most uncool.
Mewtwo: (Under his desk again!) Eighteen...nineteen...
Lugia still hasn't come up.
Mewtwo: Twenty!
He still doesn't come up!
Garrett Morris: Well, I still wanna say somethin'.
Mewtwo: Yeah?
Garrett Morris: I think it's shameful, that you supposed to be a rare pokémon...
Mewtwo: What?
Garrett Morris: Supposedly concerned about trainers out to get you...
Mewtwo: (Comes up from underneath his desk) What are you getting at?
Garrett Morris: And beileve me, there's trainers out there on the streets.
Mewtwo: Oh, big surprise!
Garrett Morris: And here we have a rare pokémon, who can beat these trainers who decides to come in and becomes a talk show host.
Mewtwo: Exactly.
Garrett Morris: But what about the fear of getting caught out there, Two?
Mewtwo: You, sir, are thinking of Mew. She's harder to catch than me.
Garrett Morris: I'm thinkin' of responsiblity.
Mewtwo: Oh, man.
Garrett Morris: A sense of responsibility.
Mewtwo: Whatever.
Garrett Morris: Of using your psychic powers to escape the dangers of society.
Mewtwo: Garrett...I...don't...get you.
Garrett Morris: I don't understand what I'm sayin' either. (Laughs)
Mewtwo: Let's just call it a day, shall we? I can finish my show...
Garrett Morris: (Starts humming)
Mewtwo: And you can just...go...somplace...(Gets hit with Lugia's elemental blast) AAAGH!!!
Lugia: I'm back!
(More lightning in the background, Mewtwo and Lugia attack each other in slow motion. Lugia zaps Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Thunderclap) Luuuugggggiiiiia! (Prepares his psy)
Lugia: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Attacks again)
Mewtwo: (Psyblasts Lugia)
Garrett Morris: I guess I don't understand something about this sort of thing.
(They continue to zap each other, until...)
Garrett Morris: (Gets zapped by Lugia, laughs, and gets blasted away)
Mewtwo: LUGIA!
Lugia: Well, you said someone was gonna get hurt!
Mewtwo: I never said that!
Lugia: Oh. Where did I hear that? Musta read it.
Eneti: Mewtwo! Lugia!
Mewtwo and Lugia: What?
Eneti: All this bedlam around us, it's not a storm at all! It's a fair!
Mewtwo: ALL RIGHT! (Pounds desk)
EPISODE 61 CAHILL
(Credits roll with carnival music...which then gets interuptted by thunder.)
Mewtwo: Is this the one where they've added the weather man to? Yeah, that'll be funnier.