Lawsuit
Waiting
(Opening titles with 'Mork and Mindy' like theme song)
MEWTWO: COAST TO COAST
(Mewtwo still) STARRING MEWTWO
(Lugia still) LUGIA
(Eneti still) ENETI
(Mewtwo fires a psyblast at Lugia and he explodes)
WITH
(Ash and Misty still) ASH, MISTY
(Pikachu still) and PIKACHU
(Greta Van Sustern still) with Special Guest GRETA VAN SUSTERN
(Giovanni still) and GIOVANNI: ATTORNEY AT LAW
(Mewtwo, Lugia, and Eneti still as they sit at a table)
CREATED BY THE LIGUINI SISTERS
Mewtwo: Greetings. I'm Mewtwo. Welcome to the show.
(Mewtwo vanishes as Lugia and his band play a family show opening song for 5
seconds)
Mewtwo: (Appears at desk) On my show tonight, we-wait a minute, what's this? (Picks up a notice) Kowalski Elanore Fredrick: this is to inform you that you are the winner of one super deluxed, king sized...lawsuit. (Puts paper down) LAWSUIT?! (Spits on camera, audience laughs) But who would wanna sue lovable me?
(Giovannni appears on his monitor laughing evil like)
Mewtwo: JACK LORE! It's Giovanni! My arch-enemy!
Giovanni: That's Giovanni: Attorney at law, Mr. Fatboy! I got my degree in Poképrison after you unjustly sent me up the river.
Mewtwo: "Unjustly"? You vibroshocked three cities out of existence! You stole busy lifting drapes! AND THEN YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY BRAIN!!!
Lugia: Petty Larsoney.
Mewtwo: Do you mind, Lugia? I'm getting sued here.
Lugia: I don't mind. Go ahead and get sued. See if I care.
Giovanni: Hey, this is serious, Fredrick! My clients are prepared to sue the uditar of you!
Mewtwo: Clients my assests. This is obviously one of your stupid super villian plots.
Giovanni: Oh, yeah, weisenheimer? I got your clients right here!
(Ash and Misty appear on Mewtwo's monitor)
Mewtwo: (long pause) Roll Caskett and Megaman Trigger?
Ash: You jerk, Kowalski! It's us, Ash and Misty!
Mewtwo: Oh. You two. Eh, figures.
Misty: We told you if you didn't return our calls, you'd hear from our lawyer. And our lawyer is Giovanni.
Giovanni: (singing) Attorney at law!
Ash: You owe us, Kowalski. We ain't seen a dime from those movies.
Mewtwo: You signed the contracts, nobody forced you. Much.
Misty: We were just kids, Kowalski. What were you thinking having us join you to fight Team Rocket? Exposing us to inerstellar psychic, psybeams, and un-earthly powers which stunted our growth!
Ash: Not to mention when you turned me to stone! Look at us, we're still teenagers!I'm stuck in a perpeptuial pre-pube escence, and it's all your fault!
Misty: So, we're suing you for bank wages, and damages stunning from emotional distress, mental cruelty, and...for preventing us from recieving the schooling which might've provided us with better futures!
Eneti: (cries)
(Misty starts crying as well. Ash comforts her)
Lugia: Oh, those poor kids!
Ashi: (Sniffle) I-I'm sorry, Giovanni.
Misty: Attorney at law.
Giovanni: It's alright, son, now wipe your nose. You're on television.
Ash: I'LL WIPE MEWTWO'S! PIDGEOT, I CHOOSE-
Giovanni: Gentlemen, please! You can fight like itsy-bitsy babies later. Right now, we have adult name calling and mud slinging to attend to.
Mewtwo: Ahem, should I start?
Giovanni: Oh, by all means.
(Mewtwo takes a deep breath. A sound of a gun firing is heard)
Mewtwo: Shyster!
Giovanni: Poltroon!
Mewtwo: Ambulence Chaser!
Giovanni: No Talon Game Freak of Nature!
Ash: Big Meanie!
Lugia: Knish-Eater!
Eneti: Uh, Bubbly-Peck.
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Mewtwo: Why does that mouse have to be here anyway?
Giovanni: Oh, I forgot to tell ya, the mouse is suing you to. Cruelty to Animals or something.
Mewtwo: Stupid rat! Smelly eater of filth! (Psyblasts Pikachu blowing him up)
Misty: HOW COULD YOU, MEWTWO?! (cries)
Ash: You creep! Pikachu's not dirty! I take him in the shower myself to clean him.
Mewtwo: All right, that's enough! Joke's over!
Giovanni: This ain't no joke, Mewtwo! I got clients besides the kids and the hair-ball lining up to sue the TMs off you. You ever hear of Cameron Diaz? Flip Orley? Sean Medlock? Team Rocket?
Mewtwo: I don't know what you're talking about.
Giovanni: Does Cinnibar ring a bell at all?
Mewtwo: I never touched Cinnibar!
Lugia: Sure you did, you blew it up!
Mewtwo: Oh, well, maybe I did. Say that to Eve.
Giovanni: Look, Fredrick, my midgetity are willing to settle this lawsuit if you'll be willing to, say, rehire them for your talk show. Is it a deal?
Mewtwo: Eh! No can do, Giovanni!
Lugia: Attorney at law.
Mewtwo: I've already got two cute, useless sidekicks.
Eneti: I'm not useless!
Lugia: I'm not cute!
Celebi: I'm not Rappaport!
Giovanni: Well, if won't settle it, I'm forced to sue you for $32 Million dollars plus expenses, and a play toy for the gerbil.
Lugia: WHOA! I want in on that lawsuit!
Giovanni: Ok, sure there, Lugia. On what grounds would you like to sue, you know, Mr. Big Big Fat Body over there?
Lugia: Uh, Mental Cruelty, (Cha-ching!) Physical Cruelty, (Cha-ching!) Defamation of Cartoon Character, (Cha-ching!) Uh...
Mewtwo: YOU ROTTEN KIDS! This is all your fault! I OWE YOU NOTHING! Without me, you'd been on the Digimon planet following Agumon and Gatamon with brooms. And you two are no longer friends of mine. I'm telling that fat geek-a-nerd who does my webpage to offically list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!
Giovanni: I've heard enough, Fredrick. I'm gonna work you over in court like Hobo's into steaks.
Ash: Yeah! You ain't got a Mew's chance, Fredrick!
Misty: Ah, good one, Ash!
Mewtwo: (Mockingly lauhgs) Good one, Ash! (Does raspberry as Ash and Misty zap of his monitor) Oh, boy...Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.
Lugia: You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once...
Mewtwo: That's nice. I'm gonna get my own big shot lawyer, and fight fire with napalm! Eneti, phone book, lawyer! EXTRAPULATE!
Eneti: Napalm...ahh, to be young again! (Throws lever, phone dails 12 digits, Screen reads: DAILING 1-555-555-SUED)
Operator: Your call has been connected with the next availble high priced lawyer. Please stay on the line. (the screen spins rapidly, like a Slot Machine, Game Corner music plays in the background)
Mewtwo: Perry Mason, please?
Eneti: Matlock! Matlock!
Mewtwo: Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry Mason!
Eneti: MATLOCK!
Lugia: QUINCY!
(Long puase)
Eneti: Quincy's not a lawyer!
Lugia: He's better than a lawyer! He's a coroner!
Mewtwo: Ooo, mama, am I nervous! Sweatin' like a truckie! (Sniffs) (quietly) I smell
like oil from a muskrat.
(The spin stops with Greta Van Sustern, alarms go off)
Greta Van Sustern: Oh, my special jacket.
Mewtwo: (Whistles) How about that!
Eneti: Ooooo...
Greta Van Sustern: Man...
Mewtwo: Hi there, Miss?
Greta Van Sustern: Great Van Sustern, lawyer.
Mewtwo: Mewtwo, Pokémon Dreamboat. (winks with Lugia's 'bloonk!' sound)
Lugia: Hey, that's my sound effect! I'M SUING!
Eneti: Me too! I don't have lines in this show!
Mewtwo: You see, Greta, I'm having some legal problems...
Greta Van Sustern: Like what, Mewtwo? Maybe I can help you.
Mewtwo: Well it's like this. I use to have these friends, Ash and Misty...
Greta Van Sustern: Mm hmm?
Mewtwo: And well, they hired my old arch-enemy, Giovanni-
Lugia: Attorney at law.
Mewtwo: -To sue me.
Greta Van Sustern: Oh, dear. For what?
Mewtwo: Oh, stupid stuff. They say I endanger their lives, stunted their emotional and physical development, ripped them off, you know, stupid kid stuff.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, how many years has this been pending, Mewtwo, and how much do you owe them?
Mewtwo: Uh, I don't know...$32 Million.
Greta Van Sustern: That's a lot, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well, you see, the thing is, they were young when they worked for me.
Greta Van Sustern: But see, you've just now admitted that you employed them, now what are you going to do, Mewtwo? That was a trick. I asked you how you employed them or had them work for you and you admitted it.
Mewtwo: Greta, be nice. Aren't you supposed to defend me?
Greta Van Sustern: I'll defend you.
Mewtwo: Ok, where do we start?
Greta Van Sustern: Cash up front, no credit cards. Just cash up front.
Giovanni: I'd reconsider that, babe. I just uncovered some damaging evidence against stink boy there. Roll that film, Scully!
(Eneti throws the lever, projectors sounds are heard and we see the film countdown)
(Flashback to Mewtwo Returns)
Misty: Please, Mewtwo! Don't make us fight Team Rocket and their band of Koffings!
Ash: My Pidgeot just healed from the beating Butch and Cassidy gave us!
Pkiachu: (weakly) Pi...ka...
Mewtwo: You little wimps make me sick! Do you wanna go back to the orphanage?! IS THAT IT?! HUH?!
Ash: (Shivering) No...
Mewtwo: Well, then stop sniveling and go defeat Team Rocket. I'll...eh, catch up with you later. I'm, uh, gonna go get a cheeseburger.
(They go at Team Rocket, and Weezing roars)
Misty: ASH, LOOK OUT!!!
(The Weezing Explodes, blowing up Pikachu, Misty, Ash, and Pidgeot)
Ash & Misty: (cries loudly)
Mewtwo: YOU LOSERS! No dinner for you tonight!
(The film ends)
Giovanni: And don't think I forgot about Cinnibar. I got that on tape too.
Greta Van Sustern: You're kidding!
Mewtwo: Uh, no, he, I...kinda blew up...
Greta Van Sustern: What, did you blow up Cinnibar?
Mewtwo: Aw, you know, they bug with their...Cinnibarness.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, maybe, Mewtwo, maybe you have a little problem.
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Greta Van Sustern: Well, it seems like you're provoking all these lawsuits.
Mewtwo: Does that mean I'm in deep Miltank dung?
Greta Van sustern: Yeah, I think you are in a lot of trouble.
Mewtwo: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Greta Van Sustern: And, I just think it's hopeless for you. I think it's absolutely hopeless. I don't think anything's going to help you.
Mewtwo: (distressed) Come on, think of something!
Greta Van Sustern: I, you know what, we may be able to work a deal out, Mewtwo, to help both of us.
Mewtwo: You think so?
Giovanni: I'm listening.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, could Giovanni come tommorow?
Giovanni: Sure thing, babe! Maybe we could work something out over dinner, whaddya say?
Ash: No deals! We want our money!
Mewtwo: Come on, kids. Can't we all just get along?
Giovanni: You know, I've been in jail.
Greta Van Sustern: Really?
Giovanni: For stealing pokémon.
Greta Van Sustern: For stealing pokémon?
Giovanni: Yes, it was Mewtwo.
Greta Van Sustern: You really shouldn't steal pokémon.
Giovanni: I suppose. I kept him for a while.
Ash: You pay up, Kowalski! Or I'll tell everyone what you did to Tracy!
Mewtwo: Prepare for my psyblast.
Giovanni: Don't you address my pimplily client that way!
Misty: You tell 'em, Giovanni!
Mewtwo: Greta! Legal Advice, now!
Greta Van Sustern: I don't know, you're Mewtwo, can't you think of something?
Mewtwo: I could plead the fifth.
Lugia: If you can count that high.
Greta Van Sustern: I think you've got a problem, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Look, Greta. We both work for Satoshi.
Giovanni: Whoa, hold on a second!
(4 dramatic sting musics, and a cheesy whistle organ)
Giovanni: Satoshi? You mean Satoshi Tajiri?
Ash: Is there a problem, Giovanni?
Everyone: ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Giovanni: You bet there's a problem, you see, Satoshi Tajiri...is my step-father.
(A cheesy whistle organ plays)
Giovanni: Sorry, kids, but you're on your own. I'll fax you my bill. See ya later.
Misty: This is all your fault, Ash! We could've listened to Jason and been Gravity Boy and Gravity Girl, but NOOOO! You had to have a Pidgeot! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Ash: MISTY! (Voice breaking) Misty, get a grip on-(Clears throat)-on yourself!
Mewtwo: What was that?!
Ash: (Now with a Mewtwo-like voice) I've, I've hit puberty! Yippee! Sorry, Misty. I gotta go. I've got...things to do.
Misty: (sighs) Oh, well. That's that. Guess I can always write a tell-all about my brilliant career with Mewtwo the jerk!
Greta Van Sustern: It sounds like your home free again, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: And now that I've beaten the legal system to a bloody lifeless pulp, it's your turn!
Lugia: Uh oh!
Mewtwo: Sue me, will you?!
Lugia: ENETI! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
(Eneti throws the lever and dials 9-1-1. Mewtwo psyblasts Lugia)
Operator: Please state your emergency.
Eneti: Uh, yeah. I'd like to report a felony in progress.
EPISODE 60 LAWSUIT
(Credits roll with cheesy commerical music)
Mewtwo: (In a jail-cell) Eneti, you fink!
Eneti: (Laughs and throws lever zapping off Mewtwo...and coughs)
VICIOUS PLANET INDUSTRIES
Waiting
(Opening titles with 'Mork and Mindy' like theme song)
MEWTWO: COAST TO COAST
(Mewtwo still) STARRING MEWTWO
(Lugia still) LUGIA
(Eneti still) ENETI
(Mewtwo fires a psyblast at Lugia and he explodes)
WITH
(Ash and Misty still) ASH, MISTY
(Pikachu still) and PIKACHU
(Greta Van Sustern still) with Special Guest GRETA VAN SUSTERN
(Giovanni still) and GIOVANNI: ATTORNEY AT LAW
(Mewtwo, Lugia, and Eneti still as they sit at a table)
CREATED BY THE LIGUINI SISTERS
Mewtwo: Greetings. I'm Mewtwo. Welcome to the show.
(Mewtwo vanishes as Lugia and his band play a family show opening song for 5
seconds)
Mewtwo: (Appears at desk) On my show tonight, we-wait a minute, what's this? (Picks up a notice) Kowalski Elanore Fredrick: this is to inform you that you are the winner of one super deluxed, king sized...lawsuit. (Puts paper down) LAWSUIT?! (Spits on camera, audience laughs) But who would wanna sue lovable me?
(Giovannni appears on his monitor laughing evil like)
Mewtwo: JACK LORE! It's Giovanni! My arch-enemy!
Giovanni: That's Giovanni: Attorney at law, Mr. Fatboy! I got my degree in Poképrison after you unjustly sent me up the river.
Mewtwo: "Unjustly"? You vibroshocked three cities out of existence! You stole busy lifting drapes! AND THEN YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY BRAIN!!!
Lugia: Petty Larsoney.
Mewtwo: Do you mind, Lugia? I'm getting sued here.
Lugia: I don't mind. Go ahead and get sued. See if I care.
Giovanni: Hey, this is serious, Fredrick! My clients are prepared to sue the uditar of you!
Mewtwo: Clients my assests. This is obviously one of your stupid super villian plots.
Giovanni: Oh, yeah, weisenheimer? I got your clients right here!
(Ash and Misty appear on Mewtwo's monitor)
Mewtwo: (long pause) Roll Caskett and Megaman Trigger?
Ash: You jerk, Kowalski! It's us, Ash and Misty!
Mewtwo: Oh. You two. Eh, figures.
Misty: We told you if you didn't return our calls, you'd hear from our lawyer. And our lawyer is Giovanni.
Giovanni: (singing) Attorney at law!
Ash: You owe us, Kowalski. We ain't seen a dime from those movies.
Mewtwo: You signed the contracts, nobody forced you. Much.
Misty: We were just kids, Kowalski. What were you thinking having us join you to fight Team Rocket? Exposing us to inerstellar psychic, psybeams, and un-earthly powers which stunted our growth!
Ash: Not to mention when you turned me to stone! Look at us, we're still teenagers!I'm stuck in a perpeptuial pre-pube escence, and it's all your fault!
Misty: So, we're suing you for bank wages, and damages stunning from emotional distress, mental cruelty, and...for preventing us from recieving the schooling which might've provided us with better futures!
Eneti: (cries)
(Misty starts crying as well. Ash comforts her)
Lugia: Oh, those poor kids!
Ashi: (Sniffle) I-I'm sorry, Giovanni.
Misty: Attorney at law.
Giovanni: It's alright, son, now wipe your nose. You're on television.
Ash: I'LL WIPE MEWTWO'S! PIDGEOT, I CHOOSE-
Giovanni: Gentlemen, please! You can fight like itsy-bitsy babies later. Right now, we have adult name calling and mud slinging to attend to.
Mewtwo: Ahem, should I start?
Giovanni: Oh, by all means.
(Mewtwo takes a deep breath. A sound of a gun firing is heard)
Mewtwo: Shyster!
Giovanni: Poltroon!
Mewtwo: Ambulence Chaser!
Giovanni: No Talon Game Freak of Nature!
Ash: Big Meanie!
Lugia: Knish-Eater!
Eneti: Uh, Bubbly-Peck.
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Mewtwo: Why does that mouse have to be here anyway?
Giovanni: Oh, I forgot to tell ya, the mouse is suing you to. Cruelty to Animals or something.
Mewtwo: Stupid rat! Smelly eater of filth! (Psyblasts Pikachu blowing him up)
Misty: HOW COULD YOU, MEWTWO?! (cries)
Ash: You creep! Pikachu's not dirty! I take him in the shower myself to clean him.
Mewtwo: All right, that's enough! Joke's over!
Giovanni: This ain't no joke, Mewtwo! I got clients besides the kids and the hair-ball lining up to sue the TMs off you. You ever hear of Cameron Diaz? Flip Orley? Sean Medlock? Team Rocket?
Mewtwo: I don't know what you're talking about.
Giovanni: Does Cinnibar ring a bell at all?
Mewtwo: I never touched Cinnibar!
Lugia: Sure you did, you blew it up!
Mewtwo: Oh, well, maybe I did. Say that to Eve.
Giovanni: Look, Fredrick, my midgetity are willing to settle this lawsuit if you'll be willing to, say, rehire them for your talk show. Is it a deal?
Mewtwo: Eh! No can do, Giovanni!
Lugia: Attorney at law.
Mewtwo: I've already got two cute, useless sidekicks.
Eneti: I'm not useless!
Lugia: I'm not cute!
Celebi: I'm not Rappaport!
Giovanni: Well, if won't settle it, I'm forced to sue you for $32 Million dollars plus expenses, and a play toy for the gerbil.
Lugia: WHOA! I want in on that lawsuit!
Giovanni: Ok, sure there, Lugia. On what grounds would you like to sue, you know, Mr. Big Big Fat Body over there?
Lugia: Uh, Mental Cruelty, (Cha-ching!) Physical Cruelty, (Cha-ching!) Defamation of Cartoon Character, (Cha-ching!) Uh...
Mewtwo: YOU ROTTEN KIDS! This is all your fault! I OWE YOU NOTHING! Without me, you'd been on the Digimon planet following Agumon and Gatamon with brooms. And you two are no longer friends of mine. I'm telling that fat geek-a-nerd who does my webpage to offically list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!
Giovanni: I've heard enough, Fredrick. I'm gonna work you over in court like Hobo's into steaks.
Ash: Yeah! You ain't got a Mew's chance, Fredrick!
Misty: Ah, good one, Ash!
Mewtwo: (Mockingly lauhgs) Good one, Ash! (Does raspberry as Ash and Misty zap of his monitor) Oh, boy...Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.
Lugia: You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once...
Mewtwo: That's nice. I'm gonna get my own big shot lawyer, and fight fire with napalm! Eneti, phone book, lawyer! EXTRAPULATE!
Eneti: Napalm...ahh, to be young again! (Throws lever, phone dails 12 digits, Screen reads: DAILING 1-555-555-SUED)
Operator: Your call has been connected with the next availble high priced lawyer. Please stay on the line. (the screen spins rapidly, like a Slot Machine, Game Corner music plays in the background)
Mewtwo: Perry Mason, please?
Eneti: Matlock! Matlock!
Mewtwo: Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry Mason!
Eneti: MATLOCK!
Lugia: QUINCY!
(Long puase)
Eneti: Quincy's not a lawyer!
Lugia: He's better than a lawyer! He's a coroner!
Mewtwo: Ooo, mama, am I nervous! Sweatin' like a truckie! (Sniffs) (quietly) I smell
like oil from a muskrat.
(The spin stops with Greta Van Sustern, alarms go off)
Greta Van Sustern: Oh, my special jacket.
Mewtwo: (Whistles) How about that!
Eneti: Ooooo...
Greta Van Sustern: Man...
Mewtwo: Hi there, Miss?
Greta Van Sustern: Great Van Sustern, lawyer.
Mewtwo: Mewtwo, Pokémon Dreamboat. (winks with Lugia's 'bloonk!' sound)
Lugia: Hey, that's my sound effect! I'M SUING!
Eneti: Me too! I don't have lines in this show!
Mewtwo: You see, Greta, I'm having some legal problems...
Greta Van Sustern: Like what, Mewtwo? Maybe I can help you.
Mewtwo: Well it's like this. I use to have these friends, Ash and Misty...
Greta Van Sustern: Mm hmm?
Mewtwo: And well, they hired my old arch-enemy, Giovanni-
Lugia: Attorney at law.
Mewtwo: -To sue me.
Greta Van Sustern: Oh, dear. For what?
Mewtwo: Oh, stupid stuff. They say I endanger their lives, stunted their emotional and physical development, ripped them off, you know, stupid kid stuff.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, how many years has this been pending, Mewtwo, and how much do you owe them?
Mewtwo: Uh, I don't know...$32 Million.
Greta Van Sustern: That's a lot, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well, you see, the thing is, they were young when they worked for me.
Greta Van Sustern: But see, you've just now admitted that you employed them, now what are you going to do, Mewtwo? That was a trick. I asked you how you employed them or had them work for you and you admitted it.
Mewtwo: Greta, be nice. Aren't you supposed to defend me?
Greta Van Sustern: I'll defend you.
Mewtwo: Ok, where do we start?
Greta Van Sustern: Cash up front, no credit cards. Just cash up front.
Giovanni: I'd reconsider that, babe. I just uncovered some damaging evidence against stink boy there. Roll that film, Scully!
(Eneti throws the lever, projectors sounds are heard and we see the film countdown)
(Flashback to Mewtwo Returns)
Misty: Please, Mewtwo! Don't make us fight Team Rocket and their band of Koffings!
Ash: My Pidgeot just healed from the beating Butch and Cassidy gave us!
Pkiachu: (weakly) Pi...ka...
Mewtwo: You little wimps make me sick! Do you wanna go back to the orphanage?! IS THAT IT?! HUH?!
Ash: (Shivering) No...
Mewtwo: Well, then stop sniveling and go defeat Team Rocket. I'll...eh, catch up with you later. I'm, uh, gonna go get a cheeseburger.
(They go at Team Rocket, and Weezing roars)
Misty: ASH, LOOK OUT!!!
(The Weezing Explodes, blowing up Pikachu, Misty, Ash, and Pidgeot)
Ash & Misty: (cries loudly)
Mewtwo: YOU LOSERS! No dinner for you tonight!
(The film ends)
Giovanni: And don't think I forgot about Cinnibar. I got that on tape too.
Greta Van Sustern: You're kidding!
Mewtwo: Uh, no, he, I...kinda blew up...
Greta Van Sustern: What, did you blow up Cinnibar?
Mewtwo: Aw, you know, they bug with their...Cinnibarness.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, maybe, Mewtwo, maybe you have a little problem.
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Greta Van Sustern: Well, it seems like you're provoking all these lawsuits.
Mewtwo: Does that mean I'm in deep Miltank dung?
Greta Van sustern: Yeah, I think you are in a lot of trouble.
Mewtwo: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Greta Van Sustern: And, I just think it's hopeless for you. I think it's absolutely hopeless. I don't think anything's going to help you.
Mewtwo: (distressed) Come on, think of something!
Greta Van Sustern: I, you know what, we may be able to work a deal out, Mewtwo, to help both of us.
Mewtwo: You think so?
Giovanni: I'm listening.
Greta Van Sustern: Well, could Giovanni come tommorow?
Giovanni: Sure thing, babe! Maybe we could work something out over dinner, whaddya say?
Ash: No deals! We want our money!
Mewtwo: Come on, kids. Can't we all just get along?
Giovanni: You know, I've been in jail.
Greta Van Sustern: Really?
Giovanni: For stealing pokémon.
Greta Van Sustern: For stealing pokémon?
Giovanni: Yes, it was Mewtwo.
Greta Van Sustern: You really shouldn't steal pokémon.
Giovanni: I suppose. I kept him for a while.
Ash: You pay up, Kowalski! Or I'll tell everyone what you did to Tracy!
Mewtwo: Prepare for my psyblast.
Giovanni: Don't you address my pimplily client that way!
Misty: You tell 'em, Giovanni!
Mewtwo: Greta! Legal Advice, now!
Greta Van Sustern: I don't know, you're Mewtwo, can't you think of something?
Mewtwo: I could plead the fifth.
Lugia: If you can count that high.
Greta Van Sustern: I think you've got a problem, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Look, Greta. We both work for Satoshi.
Giovanni: Whoa, hold on a second!
(4 dramatic sting musics, and a cheesy whistle organ)
Giovanni: Satoshi? You mean Satoshi Tajiri?
Ash: Is there a problem, Giovanni?
Everyone: ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Giovanni: You bet there's a problem, you see, Satoshi Tajiri...is my step-father.
(A cheesy whistle organ plays)
Giovanni: Sorry, kids, but you're on your own. I'll fax you my bill. See ya later.
Misty: This is all your fault, Ash! We could've listened to Jason and been Gravity Boy and Gravity Girl, but NOOOO! You had to have a Pidgeot! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Ash: MISTY! (Voice breaking) Misty, get a grip on-(Clears throat)-on yourself!
Mewtwo: What was that?!
Ash: (Now with a Mewtwo-like voice) I've, I've hit puberty! Yippee! Sorry, Misty. I gotta go. I've got...things to do.
Misty: (sighs) Oh, well. That's that. Guess I can always write a tell-all about my brilliant career with Mewtwo the jerk!
Greta Van Sustern: It sounds like your home free again, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: And now that I've beaten the legal system to a bloody lifeless pulp, it's your turn!
Lugia: Uh oh!
Mewtwo: Sue me, will you?!
Lugia: ENETI! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
(Eneti throws the lever and dials 9-1-1. Mewtwo psyblasts Lugia)
Operator: Please state your emergency.
Eneti: Uh, yeah. I'd like to report a felony in progress.
EPISODE 60 LAWSUIT
(Credits roll with cheesy commerical music)
Mewtwo: (In a jail-cell) Eneti, you fink!
Eneti: (Laughs and throws lever zapping off Mewtwo...and coughs)
VICIOUS PLANET INDUSTRIES