Warren (Long Extended Version)
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TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick brought up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of auxiliary TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick made up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of auxiliary TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick made up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of oxcillery TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
EPISODE 62 WARREN
(Credits roll)
Warren: Ha!
Waiting
TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick brought up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of auxiliary TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick made up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of auxiliary TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
TV: And now, back to The Warren Show.
Mewtwo: Oh, I love Warren.
Warren: Tell us, Mewtwo. What are you super powers?
Mewtwo: (Original PKMN movie voice) I do have a few of my own. For example,
I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, I jump over buildings. I also have
X-Ray vision...and I can make change for a dollar.
Lugia and Eneti: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: Thank you.
Mewtwo: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE NEV...
Mewtwo on TV: I can also bend my index finger.
Mewtwo: I have never been on Warren! That guy's a replecant!
Mewtwo on TV: I can bend spoons with my mind...but they have to plastic
spoons.
Eneti: Whoa!
Eneti and Lugia: (laughs)
Mewtwo on TV: I can't bend real spoons.
Mewtwo: THIS IS SUCH BULL!
He psyshocks the TV, and it explodes.
Mewtwo: I am super unsatisfied to be replecated in this way! Super unsatisfied!
I need to get to the bottom of this. Come on, boys! Let's take a ride!
Lugia: Pick me up a hitch-hiker, will ya?
Mewtwo: You're coming with us, Lugia. We'll go see Warren, then swing by the
Department Store and pick you up some new slacks.
Lugia: And a hitch-hiker?
Mewtwo: We'll see.
Eneti and Lugia: SHOTGUN!
Eneti: YES!
Later, in the car.
Eneti: (Getting kicked by Lugia) Stop it. Stop it.
Mewtwo: (Mocking voice) I have X-Ray vision and I can make change for a
dollar!
Eneti: Stop it!
Mewtwo: (Low voice) I can make change for 5 dollars if I had to.
Eneti: Quit it!
They head to Rock Tunnel.
Eneti: Is this it? (Gets kicked again.) QUIT IT!
Mewtwo: Yep, it's just the way I remembered it...oh, look! They put a Mr. Winters
over there! You see, boys, Warren was my mentor, he was the wind beneath
my tail. I learned so much that summer! Perhaps...to much...
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: Um, l-let's go back.
He starts driving away.
Mewtwo: What am I doing?!
He stops the car.
Mewtwo: I love Warren! I need to see him!
He starts going back.
Mewtwo: But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But I've been replecated!
He keeps going.
Mewtwo: ...But he hurts me.
He stops again.
Mewtwo: But...I have been replecated.
It takes him a while to start the car, and they keep going. They eventually park
out by Rock Tunnel. Mewtwo looks around...and gets back in.
Mewtwo: They're closed.
Lugia: I wanna see!
Mewtwo: There's nothing to see, now. Who wants new slacks?
Lugia: I don't wear pants, and I don't know anyone who does!
Eneti: Yeah, we wanna see Warren!
Mewtwo: (Sigh) All right.
They go inside.
Porygon: Welcome, Mewtwo. Warren is expecting you.
Suddenly, Mewtwo lost some of his TMs.
Mewtwo: My TMs!
Porygon: You know the rules. No weapons.
Lugia: (In a corner) Hey...you live here?
Porygon: Oh, I see you brought a Pidgey.
Eneti: Ahem!
Proygon: And a Fire-dog. How lucky.
Lugia: (In another corner) Where's the tub? Can I have this. (Breaks something)
Uh, that was broken already.
Mewtwo: (Low voice) Lugia...
Lugia: Somebody boiling vinegar?
Mewtwo: Lugia.
Lugia: What?
Mewtwo: Shut your beak.
Lugia: Before you...close it with medical suters?
Mewtwo: No! Before I use a Super Spaceage Adhesive! Which I keep in my
fanny-pak!
Porygon: You know the rules. No fanny-paks.
He loses his fanny-pak.
Mewtwo: (Gasp) My breakfast bars!
Porygon: Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena, I give you...Warren.
Warren comes out. He's a Vileplume.
Mewtwo: Well...it's been a long time.
Warren: Yeah...
Mewtwo: Warren, I've been replecated, man!
Warren: Uh, do I know you?
Mewtwo: You tell me, pal.
Warren: No, I don't know you.
Mewtwo: Warren, you had me on your show last night, but I was at home
WATCHING you have me on your show!
Lugia: Nice bush.
Warren: Oh, that's funny bird. Funny birds like talkin' like dat in mah castle,
END UP LOOKIN' FO' DER TEETH, TWO BLOCKS AWAY on Quin Street!
Mewtwo: Lugia, let me handle this.
Lugia: Nice...bush.
Warren: LISTEN! I CAN BURN YOU LIKE DA CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR
BROWN!
Mewtwo: Lugia!
Lugia: Nice......bush!
Warrne zaps Lugia.
Warren: We're both pale, aren't we, Lugia...BUT I GOT RAYS! DON'T I?! DON'T
I?! DON'T I?!
Eneti: You better answer him.
Warren: DON'T I, LUGIA?!
Lugia: Ah, go fertilize yourself!
He gets zapped some more.
Mewtwo: (While Lugia gets zapped) Warren, I've come many miles. I present
myself to find out why you betrayed our sacred covedent.
Warren: Do what now?
Mewtwo: Who was that you had on your show?! Because that wasn't me.
Warren: Oh, yeah. Heh heh, that's just Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary, huh?
Warren: Yeah!
Mewtwo: GARY!
Warren: Yeah, heh heh.
Mewtwo: Gaaaaaaaary.
Warren: (Sigh) Yup.
Mewtwo: Are you trying to shuck me?
Warren: Listen to mah! Over der in da corner, you'll find a mystical cauldron.
CONJURE UP GARY and he'll appear before you! He knows the answers to
the questions that becks you so, now I must adjorn to mah sunny spot.
Mewtwo: Wait, you didn't answer my question! I didn't come here to talk to a
cauldron!
Warren is gone.
Mewtwo: WARREN, WAIT!
Eneti: He seemed like a good enough guy.
Lugia: Yeah, very personable.
Mewtwo: Come on, let's hold hands and conjure up this joker.
They stand in front of a boiling pot.
Mewtwo: Gary...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh. (Nothing happens) Uh, hey, you guys need
to do it too, otherwise, it won't work.
Lugia: Oh.
Mewtwo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Lugia: Aaaaaaaaahhh. Gary.
Eneti: Gary.
Mewtwo: Gary. Aaaaaaaaaahhh.
Something, starts forming, then Gary appears.
Mewtwo: We got him.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it.
Lugia: Aaahh.
Mewtwo: We got it! We're good!
Gary: Ha ha ha, thank you!
Mewtwo: It's him!
Eneti: Whoa!
Lugia: IT'S MEWTWO!
Gary: It is indeed.
Mewtwo: IT IS NOT INDEED! Do you know how I am...GARY?! Take a good look.
Gary: .......
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO!
Gary: Pfffp! You're what!?
Mewtwo: That's right, Gary. I'm the real Mewtwo!
Gary: So am I.
Mewtwo: No, see. I'm the one that saved the world from Team Rocket, NOT YOU!
How do you get off being me?!
Gary: Uh, at the early days, back when Mewtwo was first born, they let me play
Mewtwo, and that was what, what a thrill.
Mewtwo: Who's they?
Gary: The people at 4Kids Entertainment, and the WB...(Static)...who let me
play you.
Mewtwo: Nobody plays me, jack. I play me.
Eneti: Hey, Gary! Who played me?
Gary: Eneti, Eneti, I have picture of you in my car. I have a picture of Lugia when
he was a...(Static)...mild hatchling.
Lugia: Hey! Remember when I smashed your camera with that rock?
Gary: Oh, yes. It was what, wonderful days!
Eneti: Gary, can you come home with us and...be our new dad?
Mewtwo: Now, wait just a minute! Don't you see?! ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Lugia, Eneti, this is just some demented mind trick made up by Warren!
Gary: I still have my Psy-shield. It's the trunk of my car...(Static)...right now.
Mewtwo: Listen up, you deluted old freak, don't make me use my TMs on you!
Eneti: Mewtwo, you don't have your TMs.
Mewtwo: Stay out of this, Eneti. The time has come for me to put an end to
this cosmic-crackpot!
Gary: This looks like real...(Static)...trouble! Hand me that feeblefetzer.
Lugia: Here ya go, good buddy.
Mewtwo: You're gonna hit me with that feeblefetzer, aren't you?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: So you can become me, right?
Gary: Oh, ye...(Static)...yes.
Mewtwo: That's just what I thought. Well, here's something you didn't expect
to see! This set of oxcillery TMs which I had hidden in my Space Capity!
PREPARE FOR ONE OF MY HARMFUL PSYBLASTS!
He starts putting them on.
Mewtwo: Hold on a second.
He tinkers with them, but they go on the fritz. He puts on the TMs.
Mewtwo: You're gonna regret having messed with me.
He tries to attack, but they TMs shut off.
Mewtwo: ...turning it on. (Click, breeeeeeeeee) Prepare...for one of my...
harmful psyblasts.
Gary: (Human form) Hey, sock it to me!
Mewtwo: PUCKER UP, GARY!
He unleashes a Psyblast, turning the Cauldron to stone.
Mewtwo: Eneti, haul that to the Mew Mobile!
Warren: NO! YOU DESTROYED MAH CREATION!
Mewtwo: Warren, you used that greasy replecant to lure me back here, didn't
you?!
Warren: Yeah, you know it.
Mewtwo: But why?
Warren: Well...hahahahaha! (STING MUSIC) Never mind why. The past is
already the future that already happened. Now come on over here and I'll
cradle you.
Eneti steps forward.
Warren: Not you. (To Mewtwo) YOU!
Mewtwo: I-I don't understand, Warren.
Warren: Often, we fear more than we tend, Mewtwo. Come closer to me.
He gets closer.
Warren: (sniff) Closer!
Mewtwo: (I must be out my nut! What am I doing? And why is Warren smelling
me?!)
Warren: How ya folks and all dem?
Mewtwo: Well, there...kinda, uh...
Warren: Why don't you take your fold off. HA!
Mewtwo: No...please!
Warren: Listen to me...love and fear are often...the same thing.
Mewtwo: Yeah, well...thank you.
Warren: Don't fight me, just...hold me!
He holds him.
Warren: Mmmm, prime rib!
Mewtwo: Hey, wait a minute!
Warren on TV: Greetings, citizens!
Mewtwo: Hey, what the?!
Warren on TV: I'm Warren. IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' ENOUGH CARBON
DIOXIDE?!
STING MUSIC plays.
Mewtwo: AHA! So that's why you brought me here, so you could steal my
show! But, you've already got a show! WHY, WARREN, WHY?!
Warren: Well, you know, I...ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA! I just felt like it.
Mewtwo: Well, you greedy manipulative Oddish, I'm not gonna let your
Warren impostinater steal my show behind the back of me!
Warren: But, Mewtwo, how do you know I'M not the impostinater?
Mewtwo: Well...you've lost me there, Warren. And now, you must pay, you
ungreatful hedge!
He launches a psybeam at Warren killing him.
Porygon: You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'. You destroyed Warren, I'm tellin'.
Mewtwo: TELL 'EM THIS!
He blows up the Porygon too!
Mewtwo: WHEN YA SEE 'EM IN POLAND!
THE END...
Mewtwo: That was good...what else is on?
EPISODE 62 WARREN
(Credits roll)
Warren: Ha!