Kou interview.
Disclaimer: I don't own the bouncer. IF I DID DURAGON WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* *ack* sorry….
Maxcell: Hi everyone! I'm maxcell and I'm here today to interview the raging tiger himself Kou leifoh!
Kou: Yo.
Maxcell: So Mr. Leifoh. What do you do for a living?
Kou: What kind of question is that?
Maxcell:………….um…..ok…
(maxcell scratches out that question)
Maxcell: So. Do you have a girlfriend?
Kou: Well….no. It's hard to get one when you're a bouncer/ secret agent that thinks he's a tiger.
Maxcell: Oh…….is it the tattoos?
Kou: That and the bad smell I carry…..
Maxcell: O_O…….um….I see…….So you like your job?
Kou: Fuck no! Leann always gets the credit! Man I tell you If I were to catch her in an alley alone at night I would………..try to rape her!
Maxcell: (trying to change the subject) Um…….ok..uh…..what do you do when you wake up?
Kou: The first thing I do is smoke an once.
Maxcell:………you're a crack head?
Kou: only the best.
Maxcell: uh……ok. So how do spend your nights?
Kou: Well on my off days I go cruising for hookers.
Maxcell: O_O
Kou: What?
Maxcell: *sweat drops* never mind…
Kou: Like I said I can't get a girlfriend. What other options do I have?
Maxcell: Will you shut up for a second?
Kou: Sure. *goes to sleep*
Maxcell: Oh. Now I remember. Kou, do you get along with your comrades?
(maxcell looks up to see that kou is asleep)
Kou: zzzzzzzzzz……zzzzzzzzzzz…….Oh yeah, right there…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maxcell: WAKE UP STUPID!!!!!!
Kou: Huh? What?…….Hey! Your not Kaldea!
Maxcell: O_O………um..yeah. So what's your favorite food?
Kou: Bud brownies.
Maxcell: *sigh* I mean normal food.
Kou: Oh……um…….cheese.
Maxcell: Uh……Don't you mean cheese with something else?
Kou: No. just cheese.
Maxcell:………What's your favorite tv show?
Kou: Well……power rangers is nice.
Maxcell: *sweatdrops* Power rangers?
Kou: Yup.
Maxcell: Don't you like anime?
Kou: HELL NO! ANIME SUCKS!
Maxcell: um…..but YOUR anime!
Kou: Yeah I know.
Maxcell: BUT YOU……….ARGH!
Kou: dude, mellow out……
Maxcell: *sigh*: Ok do you get along with your comrades?
Kou: well…….only sion………I get along well with sion……
Maxcell: Don't tell me……..your bisexual.
Kou: Well, yeah!
Maxcell: I would like to end this interview now……
Kou:……..
Maxcell:…..But I can't. So do you enjoy having the same voice and attitude as Spike Spiegel from cowboy bebop. In fact Your just like him. You just look different from him.
Kou: Who's that?
Maxcell: You don't know who that is?
Kou: No…….
Maxcell: …..Are you retorted?
Kou: Not sure…….
(20 minutes of silence)
Maxcell: This sucks………
Kou: not as much as Spike Spiegel…..
Maxcell: I thought you said you didn't know him.
Kou: Know him!? Ha! He's my cousin!
Maxcell: O_O
Kou: And I'm nothing like him!
Maxcell: Actually, you are an exact mental replica of him. You both know kung fu, You both act the same, and you both have bad habits
Kou: So what! The difference is he sucks and I don't!
Spike: (from far off) FUCK OFF KOU!!!!!
Maxcell: This has been a very disturbing interview for me. Physically and emotionally……
(Spike walks up on the set)
Spike: I'm telling grandma! *runs away crying*
Maxcell: *takes an aspirin*
Kou: *walks away*
Disclaimer: I don't own the bouncer. IF I DID DURAGON WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* *ack* sorry….
Maxcell: Hi everyone! I'm maxcell and I'm here today to interview the raging tiger himself Kou leifoh!
Kou: Yo.
Maxcell: So Mr. Leifoh. What do you do for a living?
Kou: What kind of question is that?
Maxcell:………….um…..ok…
(maxcell scratches out that question)
Maxcell: So. Do you have a girlfriend?
Kou: Well….no. It's hard to get one when you're a bouncer/ secret agent that thinks he's a tiger.
Maxcell: Oh…….is it the tattoos?
Kou: That and the bad smell I carry…..
Maxcell: O_O…….um….I see…….So you like your job?
Kou: Fuck no! Leann always gets the credit! Man I tell you If I were to catch her in an alley alone at night I would………..try to rape her!
Maxcell: (trying to change the subject) Um…….ok..uh…..what do you do when you wake up?
Kou: The first thing I do is smoke an once.
Maxcell:………you're a crack head?
Kou: only the best.
Maxcell: uh……ok. So how do spend your nights?
Kou: Well on my off days I go cruising for hookers.
Maxcell: O_O
Kou: What?
Maxcell: *sweat drops* never mind…
Kou: Like I said I can't get a girlfriend. What other options do I have?
Maxcell: Will you shut up for a second?
Kou: Sure. *goes to sleep*
Maxcell: Oh. Now I remember. Kou, do you get along with your comrades?
(maxcell looks up to see that kou is asleep)
Kou: zzzzzzzzzz……zzzzzzzzzzz…….Oh yeah, right there…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maxcell: WAKE UP STUPID!!!!!!
Kou: Huh? What?…….Hey! Your not Kaldea!
Maxcell: O_O………um..yeah. So what's your favorite food?
Kou: Bud brownies.
Maxcell: *sigh* I mean normal food.
Kou: Oh……um…….cheese.
Maxcell: Uh……Don't you mean cheese with something else?
Kou: No. just cheese.
Maxcell:………What's your favorite tv show?
Kou: Well……power rangers is nice.
Maxcell: *sweatdrops* Power rangers?
Kou: Yup.
Maxcell: Don't you like anime?
Kou: HELL NO! ANIME SUCKS!
Maxcell: um…..but YOUR anime!
Kou: Yeah I know.
Maxcell: BUT YOU……….ARGH!
Kou: dude, mellow out……
Maxcell: *sigh*: Ok do you get along with your comrades?
Kou: well…….only sion………I get along well with sion……
Maxcell: Don't tell me……..your bisexual.
Kou: Well, yeah!
Maxcell: I would like to end this interview now……
Kou:……..
Maxcell:…..But I can't. So do you enjoy having the same voice and attitude as Spike Spiegel from cowboy bebop. In fact Your just like him. You just look different from him.
Kou: Who's that?
Maxcell: You don't know who that is?
Kou: No…….
Maxcell: …..Are you retorted?
Kou: Not sure…….
(20 minutes of silence)
Maxcell: This sucks………
Kou: not as much as Spike Spiegel…..
Maxcell: I thought you said you didn't know him.
Kou: Know him!? Ha! He's my cousin!
Maxcell: O_O
Kou: And I'm nothing like him!
Maxcell: Actually, you are an exact mental replica of him. You both know kung fu, You both act the same, and you both have bad habits
Kou: So what! The difference is he sucks and I don't!
Spike: (from far off) FUCK OFF KOU!!!!!
Maxcell: This has been a very disturbing interview for me. Physically and emotionally……
(Spike walks up on the set)
Spike: I'm telling grandma! *runs away crying*
Maxcell: *takes an aspirin*
Kou: *walks away*