Shapiro
Disclaimer: I am SOOOOOO sorry to say this, but...there are now 3 episodes left until the Season Finale of Mewtwo: Coast to Coast. Sorry, but all things have to end, but hey, watch at the end of this episode and find out about season two. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the first final episode of Mewtwo: Coast to Coast "Shapiro".
(Lugia crosses the set in the dark)
Eneti: Halt! (alarms go off, spotlight shines on Lugia)
Lugia: Aah!
Eneti: Who goes there?
Lugia: I, Zorak!
Eneti: (turns off alarm) Sorry, man. Sorry.
(Note: subtitles which correspond to the spoken lines are shown in brackets)
Lugia: Eneti, look, I am green with evil. [Eneti, I love you.]
Eneti: (watching "Powerpuff Girls" on monitor) Huh? [I love you too, Lugia.]
Lugia: I said, did your mail order come in yet? [We should get married.]
Eneti: Yeah. [Papa would never allow it.]
Lugia: What'd you get? [But we're in love... why not?]
Eneti: Soap. [You know why.]
Lugia: Hmm. What kind? [It's because I'm an eagle, isn't it?]
Eneti: (holding up bar) Lava. [Papa says...]
It's got pumice. [... eagles are bad folk.]
Lugia: Yeah. [I don't play fiddle.]
Eneti: That your new book? [I know, Honey, that's why I love you so.]
Lugia: What? [What?]
Eneti: Is that your new book? [I said, I love you so.]
Lugia: Shut up, I'm reading my new book. [- Woe is me, for we cannot marry.]
Eneti: Sorry. [- I am ashamed.]
Lugia: Huh? [- Do not be.]
Eneti: I said, you can't read. [Let us elope in the night.]
Lugia: Yeah, yeah. [Yes!!]
Where's the Two? [You would do that for me?]
Eneti: In the back, with his new Sea Monkey Kit. [No! Are you kidding! I will never marry the likes of bird! You are a filthy beast! Get ye gone!]
(In a laboratory area; sign outside room reads "DO NOT ENTER / EXPERIMENT UNDERWAY". Mewtwo is in the room, reading directions)
Mewtwo: "Now you've created an adorable home for your Sea Monkeys... open the pouch labeled "Sea Monkey Pellets" (rip!) and pour into the bowl (pouring sound), in just minutes your little Sea Monkeys will flourish with life!"
Lugia: (on the control room monitor) Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah. (his eyes flash, show spirals, etc., whenever he says this)
Eneti: What is that?
Lugia: It's a spell from my new book, "The Joy of Incantations". Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Eneti: What's it do?
Lugia: It gives me power over Mewtwo's mind. Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Eneti: It's a small spell.
Lugia: He's got a small brain. Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee...
Mewtwo: (still in laboratory) "Soon you will be able to observe your Sea Monkeys as they make families, have dinner, purchase fine autos and perform other daily life activities all within the domain of the Sea Monkey bowl..." Wow!
Eneti: (in control room) Time to get Mewtwo. Think I'll use my NASA voice. "Ten seconds to air, return to the set... T minus 10 seconds and counting... 10... 9... 7... 6... 9..."
Mewtwo: I have to go, Sea Monkeys. Here, have one of my special super vitamins. (splash!) (fizzing sound)
(teleports in to set)
Mewtwo: Greetings! I'm Mewtwo! Joining me on this show, rap artist Schooly D and funny man "Weird Al" Yankovic! Say hi to the band, they're right over there. (points)
(Lugia's eyes spin with evil hypnosis)
Mewtwo: Lugia, what's wrong with your eyes?
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Mewtwo: Ohhh! I see what you're doing. No no no, if you want to control my mind your eyes need to spin counter-clockwise! (he says a short incantation; Zorak's eyes immediately spin the other direction)
Lugia: Oh! (calypso music in background) Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Mewtwo: (teleports to desk) Alrighty! My first guest is Schooly D! (Monitor lowers)
Schooly D: I kinda figured that out.
Mewtwo: Hi Schooly, how are ya?
Schooly D: What's up man? I'm alright, I'm alright. How you doin?
Mewtwo: Fine fine fine. Say, where'd you get the ball cap, son?
Schooly D: Uh, I got it from the planet Zurf.
Mewtwo: You don't say! Citizen Schooly,
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona...
Mewtwo: (reads with difficulty) Original-Gangster-in-the-house...
Lugia: ... ah-ah.
Mewtwo: (makes gibbering sounds, eyes glow, as he falls under Lugia's power)
Lugia: Say something stupid.
Mewtwo: You wanna watch me swallow a live mollusk?
Schooly D: No.
Mewtwo: I mean, tell me about your slacks.
Schooly D: (laughs) These are baggy jeans, you buy them three sizes bigger so they can hang off your butt.
Mewtwo: Yeah, I saw a yard gnome once, it didn't scare me.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Schooly... Schooly...
Schooly D: Yeah, man?
Mewtwo: Are you interested in frolicking in a leafy glade?
Schooly D: Well, you know, even if I was, I couldn't...
Mewtwo: (bursts out laughing for no reason) My Pikachu is dashing in a tux! Will you please pass me one of those wall decorations? My, they look lovely. (makes gibbering sounds again)
Schooly D: (laughs)
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona... no!!!
(Mewtwo psyblasts Lugia)
Mewtwo: (sniff sniff) Smells like chicken in here.
Lugia: Eh... eww...
Mewtwo: Do you have any super powers?
Schooly D: Yeah, of course I got super powers because I'm Schooly D.
Mewtwo: Display them!
Schooly D: I can't do that.
Mewtwo: Why not?
Schooly D: I'm just not allowed to do it.
Mewtwo: So you mean you don't have any.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: So the D stands for "Defenseless."
Schooly D: Nah.
Mewtwo: So what does the D stand for, Mr. Rapper?
Schooly D: It might mean Dynamite.
Mewtwo: Or it might mean something pretty, like Dandelion.
Schooly D: The D stands for, somethin' different every day.
Mewtwo: D is for Different, and Delightful (I'm sure getting some sissy copy, aren't I?) Sing something delightful, you know, with flowers and stuff.
Schooly D: Every time I sing something about flowers I lose some of my powers.
Mewtwo: You don't have any powers, you need me in your posy.
Lugia: Posse!
Mewtwo: Like I said, posse!
Schooly D: Uh, I can't do that.
Mewtwo: Well then, give me a rap name.
Schooly D: DJ Mew G.
Mewtwo: Fly!
Schooly D: (buzzing sound) Yeah well, you know...
Mewtwo: (SMACK!) (squashes the fly on his desk) Dead fly.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: (My sea monkeys!) Uh, just a minute, Schooly. (flies off to laboratory)
Schooly D: Alright. It's cool.
Mewtwo: (in laboratory) Sea monkeys? Sea monkeys? Wait! there's one, yes! It's moving! (newborn baby sounds) Hello little one. I shall name you Shapiro. You are mighty small, little Shapiro, and your flippers are tired, but one day you will become (reverb effect) Shapiro: King of the Sea Monkeys!
Eneti: (in control room) Schooly.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Eneti: Mewtwo is tending his brine shrimp, can you wait?
Schooly D: No. That don't get it. I'm sorry, no.
Eneti: Well, can we break your legs?
Lugia: Break 'em! Break 'em!
Schooly D: (laughs) This is crazy.
Eneti: It'll only hurt once.
Mewtwo: (flies back to desk) Oh-kay! Schooly, you're the man.
Schooly D: Nah, you da man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the man.
Schooly D: You da man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the man.
Schooly D: You da man.
Mewtwo: You are the man.
Lugia: I am the man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the birdie! Schooly's the man!
Schooly D: You are the man. You're Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: You're the man Schooly, live with it.
Schooly D: Okay.
Mewtwo: We're out of time, leave us with words to live by.
Schooly D: (violin music in background) No matter how hard it seems, uh, you gotta keep going and you gotta keep trying, because as soon as you give up, the game is over with. (music ends)
Mewtwo: (stares)
Lugia: (stares)
Eneti: (stares)
Schooly D: What are y'all lookin at?
Eneti: Your hat.
Schooly D: You're lookin at me like I was crazy.
Lugia: Your hat's on backwards.
Mewtwo: Sure is.
Lugia: We shall return... with a vengeance!
:INTERRUPT FEED
:START FEED
Lugia: Ready or not, here we come!
Mewtwo: (in laboratory) Okay... I'm all alone... Shapiro? Oh, Shapiro! My, how you've grown! (singing "Flipper") I'm Shapiro! Shapiro! Faster than light-ning! (crunch!) Ow! You could have taken my hand off! Bad Shapiro! I'm not cleaning that up!
(teleports back to desk)
Mewtwo: My next guest is "Weird Al" Yankovic, here he comes now!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hi, people of the universe! Hi! Look at me, I'm on TV! Whoooooooo! Whoooooooo! (laughs)
Mewtwo: (imitates) Whoooooooo! Whooooooooo!
Weird Al Yankovic: Ahh! Ahhhaa!
Mewtwo: Whoooooooo! Welcome to the show, Weird Al. Whoooooooo!
Weird Al Yankovic: Thank you! I, I, uh, I can't tell you what a intense thrill it is to be on your show, I...
Mewtwo: Sure you could!
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Lugia: Tell him now! Tell him!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hey Lugia, you...
Lugia: Shut up!
Mewtwo: Oooooh.
Weird Al Yankovic: (frustrated) I don't know how!
Mewtwo: Hey Al, tell us about your new record.
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh please, Mewtwo, um, I, I came on your show because I'm a, I'm a big fan, not to plug my latest album...
Mewtwo: Wrong! Next question! Super powers, got any?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, um, I can eat my own weight in Ding Dongs. I can turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them, and I can do an oil painting with my butt.
Mewtwo: That's enough to get you on this show.
Weird Al Yankovic: Yeah, times are a little hard, I guess.
Mewtwo: So, what'd you think of Schooly?
Weird Al Yankovic: He's, he's a party animal, he's, he's, he's a nut, he's completely out of control, he's, he's a party in a can, he's a wacky, zany, nutty funster.
Mewtwo: Lugia's wacky. Ain't he?
Weird Al Yankovic: Sure, um. Hey, Lugia, you evil bird!
Lugia: DIVING bird!
Weird Al Yankovic: My powers are beyond your comprehension.
Lugia: (eyes spinning) Do a B flat.
Weird Al Yankovic: Baaaaaaaaa! (does a really high B flat).
Mewtwo: (joins in, slightly off key, trying several times) Baaaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Lugia: Now, contort your body.
Weird Al Yankovic: Okay. (contorts his body.)
Mewtwo: Baaaaaaaa.. what does that feel like?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, it's kinda painful and it kinda feels good at the same time.
Mewtwo: You mean like when your enemy is shaving your back and...
Eneti: (shivering) Oh-h-h-h-h-h!
Weird Al Yankovic: (still contorted) Can you help me here, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: What?
Weird Al Yankovic: Can you help me?
Mewtwo: Oh, yeah, yeah. (says "spell" again which I think goes like, hey, hu, ha-ga! Then Al un-contorts) You know, that reminds me of a story... a story about a little pellet who, with a little grit and a lot of sheer will, became a Sea Monkey...
Weird Al Yankovic: Also he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Mewtwo: (laughs) And you know, Al, that little Sea Monkey is named Shapiro.
Lugia: Here, Shapiro! (Shapiro appears on the set, he has a similar look of Charizard, only greenish brownish)
Mewtwo: Shapiro!
Lugia: Here, shrimp.
Mewtwo: Aren't you plucky! Finding your way to the set...
(Shapiro shoots a ray out of his mouth at Lugia)
Lugia: Uh oh. (gets blasted)
Mewtwo: Jumpin' jujubes!
Eneti: Man, that's a big shrimp!
Weird Al Yankovic: Gotta go now! (waves, ducks out of his chair and leaves)
Mewtwo: No, Shapiro! Why are you doing this? I gave you life!
Lugia: No!! (gets blasted again by Shapiro)
Mewtwo: What have I unleashed?!
(Shapiro roars loudly)
Mewtwo: (in a low voice) That's it boy. Come get some.
(Mewtwo fires a psybeam and blows up Shapiro. The smoke clears, Mewtwo lands on the floor, namely on his behind; a piece of Shapiro falls nearby, while the rest of his body was turned to stone)
Mewtwo: Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why Shapiro?! Why?! Shapiro! Shapiro! SHAPIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Black screen with the following words:)
IN MEMORY OF
Shapiro
March 18
11:00 pm - 11:15 pm
(Credits roll)
Floor Director: Okay, that's a wrap! Break it down boys! Somebody get a hose and a jackhammer!
Mewtwo: Don't you dare!
Eneti: Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: What?
Eneti: Are you gonna eat that?
Space Ghost: (sullen) What kinda question is that? Eneti, that was a sick joke. I thought you guys were my friends. I have to get out of here. (flys off, sound of Mewtwo bawling is heard far away)
Eneti: (crunch!) Mmmmmmmm! Barbecued shrimp!
VICIOUS PLANET INDUSTRIES
(Shot of Joey in a Mewtwo outift petting a Meowth)
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Disclaimer: I am SOOOOOO sorry to say this, but...there are now 3 episodes left until the Season Finale of Mewtwo: Coast to Coast. Sorry, but all things have to end, but hey, watch at the end of this episode and find out about season two. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the first final episode of Mewtwo: Coast to Coast "Shapiro".
(Lugia crosses the set in the dark)
Eneti: Halt! (alarms go off, spotlight shines on Lugia)
Lugia: Aah!
Eneti: Who goes there?
Lugia: I, Zorak!
Eneti: (turns off alarm) Sorry, man. Sorry.
(Note: subtitles which correspond to the spoken lines are shown in brackets)
Lugia: Eneti, look, I am green with evil. [Eneti, I love you.]
Eneti: (watching "Powerpuff Girls" on monitor) Huh? [I love you too, Lugia.]
Lugia: I said, did your mail order come in yet? [We should get married.]
Eneti: Yeah. [Papa would never allow it.]
Lugia: What'd you get? [But we're in love... why not?]
Eneti: Soap. [You know why.]
Lugia: Hmm. What kind? [It's because I'm an eagle, isn't it?]
Eneti: (holding up bar) Lava. [Papa says...]
It's got pumice. [... eagles are bad folk.]
Lugia: Yeah. [I don't play fiddle.]
Eneti: That your new book? [I know, Honey, that's why I love you so.]
Lugia: What? [What?]
Eneti: Is that your new book? [I said, I love you so.]
Lugia: Shut up, I'm reading my new book. [- Woe is me, for we cannot marry.]
Eneti: Sorry. [- I am ashamed.]
Lugia: Huh? [- Do not be.]
Eneti: I said, you can't read. [Let us elope in the night.]
Lugia: Yeah, yeah. [Yes!!]
Where's the Two? [You would do that for me?]
Eneti: In the back, with his new Sea Monkey Kit. [No! Are you kidding! I will never marry the likes of bird! You are a filthy beast! Get ye gone!]
(In a laboratory area; sign outside room reads "DO NOT ENTER / EXPERIMENT UNDERWAY". Mewtwo is in the room, reading directions)
Mewtwo: "Now you've created an adorable home for your Sea Monkeys... open the pouch labeled "Sea Monkey Pellets" (rip!) and pour into the bowl (pouring sound), in just minutes your little Sea Monkeys will flourish with life!"
Lugia: (on the control room monitor) Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah. (his eyes flash, show spirals, etc., whenever he says this)
Eneti: What is that?
Lugia: It's a spell from my new book, "The Joy of Incantations". Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Eneti: What's it do?
Lugia: It gives me power over Mewtwo's mind. Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Eneti: It's a small spell.
Lugia: He's got a small brain. Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee...
Mewtwo: (still in laboratory) "Soon you will be able to observe your Sea Monkeys as they make families, have dinner, purchase fine autos and perform other daily life activities all within the domain of the Sea Monkey bowl..." Wow!
Eneti: (in control room) Time to get Mewtwo. Think I'll use my NASA voice. "Ten seconds to air, return to the set... T minus 10 seconds and counting... 10... 9... 7... 6... 9..."
Mewtwo: I have to go, Sea Monkeys. Here, have one of my special super vitamins. (splash!) (fizzing sound)
(teleports in to set)
Mewtwo: Greetings! I'm Mewtwo! Joining me on this show, rap artist Schooly D and funny man "Weird Al" Yankovic! Say hi to the band, they're right over there. (points)
(Lugia's eyes spin with evil hypnosis)
Mewtwo: Lugia, what's wrong with your eyes?
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Mewtwo: Ohhh! I see what you're doing. No no no, if you want to control my mind your eyes need to spin counter-clockwise! (he says a short incantation; Zorak's eyes immediately spin the other direction)
Lugia: Oh! (calypso music in background) Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.
Mewtwo: (teleports to desk) Alrighty! My first guest is Schooly D! (Monitor lowers)
Schooly D: I kinda figured that out.
Mewtwo: Hi Schooly, how are ya?
Schooly D: What's up man? I'm alright, I'm alright. How you doin?
Mewtwo: Fine fine fine. Say, where'd you get the ball cap, son?
Schooly D: Uh, I got it from the planet Zurf.
Mewtwo: You don't say! Citizen Schooly,
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona...
Mewtwo: (reads with difficulty) Original-Gangster-in-the-house...
Lugia: ... ah-ah.
Mewtwo: (makes gibbering sounds, eyes glow, as he falls under Lugia's power)
Lugia: Say something stupid.
Mewtwo: You wanna watch me swallow a live mollusk?
Schooly D: No.
Mewtwo: I mean, tell me about your slacks.
Schooly D: (laughs) These are baggy jeans, you buy them three sizes bigger so they can hang off your butt.
Mewtwo: Yeah, I saw a yard gnome once, it didn't scare me.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Schooly... Schooly...
Schooly D: Yeah, man?
Mewtwo: Are you interested in frolicking in a leafy glade?
Schooly D: Well, you know, even if I was, I couldn't...
Mewtwo: (bursts out laughing for no reason) My Pikachu is dashing in a tux! Will you please pass me one of those wall decorations? My, they look lovely. (makes gibbering sounds again)
Schooly D: (laughs)
Lugia: Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona... no!!!
(Mewtwo psyblasts Lugia)
Mewtwo: (sniff sniff) Smells like chicken in here.
Lugia: Eh... eww...
Mewtwo: Do you have any super powers?
Schooly D: Yeah, of course I got super powers because I'm Schooly D.
Mewtwo: Display them!
Schooly D: I can't do that.
Mewtwo: Why not?
Schooly D: I'm just not allowed to do it.
Mewtwo: So you mean you don't have any.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: So the D stands for "Defenseless."
Schooly D: Nah.
Mewtwo: So what does the D stand for, Mr. Rapper?
Schooly D: It might mean Dynamite.
Mewtwo: Or it might mean something pretty, like Dandelion.
Schooly D: The D stands for, somethin' different every day.
Mewtwo: D is for Different, and Delightful (I'm sure getting some sissy copy, aren't I?) Sing something delightful, you know, with flowers and stuff.
Schooly D: Every time I sing something about flowers I lose some of my powers.
Mewtwo: You don't have any powers, you need me in your posy.
Lugia: Posse!
Mewtwo: Like I said, posse!
Schooly D: Uh, I can't do that.
Mewtwo: Well then, give me a rap name.
Schooly D: DJ Mew G.
Mewtwo: Fly!
Schooly D: (buzzing sound) Yeah well, you know...
Mewtwo: (SMACK!) (squashes the fly on his desk) Dead fly.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Mewtwo: (My sea monkeys!) Uh, just a minute, Schooly. (flies off to laboratory)
Schooly D: Alright. It's cool.
Mewtwo: (in laboratory) Sea monkeys? Sea monkeys? Wait! there's one, yes! It's moving! (newborn baby sounds) Hello little one. I shall name you Shapiro. You are mighty small, little Shapiro, and your flippers are tired, but one day you will become (reverb effect) Shapiro: King of the Sea Monkeys!
Eneti: (in control room) Schooly.
Schooly D: Yeah.
Eneti: Mewtwo is tending his brine shrimp, can you wait?
Schooly D: No. That don't get it. I'm sorry, no.
Eneti: Well, can we break your legs?
Lugia: Break 'em! Break 'em!
Schooly D: (laughs) This is crazy.
Eneti: It'll only hurt once.
Mewtwo: (flies back to desk) Oh-kay! Schooly, you're the man.
Schooly D: Nah, you da man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the man.
Schooly D: You da man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the man.
Schooly D: You da man.
Mewtwo: You are the man.
Lugia: I am the man.
Mewtwo: No, you're the birdie! Schooly's the man!
Schooly D: You are the man. You're Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: You're the man Schooly, live with it.
Schooly D: Okay.
Mewtwo: We're out of time, leave us with words to live by.
Schooly D: (violin music in background) No matter how hard it seems, uh, you gotta keep going and you gotta keep trying, because as soon as you give up, the game is over with. (music ends)
Mewtwo: (stares)
Lugia: (stares)
Eneti: (stares)
Schooly D: What are y'all lookin at?
Eneti: Your hat.
Schooly D: You're lookin at me like I was crazy.
Lugia: Your hat's on backwards.
Mewtwo: Sure is.
Lugia: We shall return... with a vengeance!
:INTERRUPT FEED
:START FEED
Lugia: Ready or not, here we come!
Mewtwo: (in laboratory) Okay... I'm all alone... Shapiro? Oh, Shapiro! My, how you've grown! (singing "Flipper") I'm Shapiro! Shapiro! Faster than light-ning! (crunch!) Ow! You could have taken my hand off! Bad Shapiro! I'm not cleaning that up!
(teleports back to desk)
Mewtwo: My next guest is "Weird Al" Yankovic, here he comes now!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hi, people of the universe! Hi! Look at me, I'm on TV! Whoooooooo! Whoooooooo! (laughs)
Mewtwo: (imitates) Whoooooooo! Whooooooooo!
Weird Al Yankovic: Ahh! Ahhhaa!
Mewtwo: Whoooooooo! Welcome to the show, Weird Al. Whoooooooo!
Weird Al Yankovic: Thank you! I, I, uh, I can't tell you what a intense thrill it is to be on your show, I...
Mewtwo: Sure you could!
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Lugia: Tell him now! Tell him!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hey Lugia, you...
Lugia: Shut up!
Mewtwo: Oooooh.
Weird Al Yankovic: (frustrated) I don't know how!
Mewtwo: Hey Al, tell us about your new record.
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh please, Mewtwo, um, I, I came on your show because I'm a, I'm a big fan, not to plug my latest album...
Mewtwo: Wrong! Next question! Super powers, got any?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, um, I can eat my own weight in Ding Dongs. I can turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them, and I can do an oil painting with my butt.
Mewtwo: That's enough to get you on this show.
Weird Al Yankovic: Yeah, times are a little hard, I guess.
Mewtwo: So, what'd you think of Schooly?
Weird Al Yankovic: He's, he's a party animal, he's, he's, he's a nut, he's completely out of control, he's, he's a party in a can, he's a wacky, zany, nutty funster.
Mewtwo: Lugia's wacky. Ain't he?
Weird Al Yankovic: Sure, um. Hey, Lugia, you evil bird!
Lugia: DIVING bird!
Weird Al Yankovic: My powers are beyond your comprehension.
Lugia: (eyes spinning) Do a B flat.
Weird Al Yankovic: Baaaaaaaaa! (does a really high B flat).
Mewtwo: (joins in, slightly off key, trying several times) Baaaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Lugia: Now, contort your body.
Weird Al Yankovic: Okay. (contorts his body.)
Mewtwo: Baaaaaaaa.. what does that feel like?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, it's kinda painful and it kinda feels good at the same time.
Mewtwo: You mean like when your enemy is shaving your back and...
Eneti: (shivering) Oh-h-h-h-h-h!
Weird Al Yankovic: (still contorted) Can you help me here, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: What?
Weird Al Yankovic: Can you help me?
Mewtwo: Oh, yeah, yeah. (says "spell" again which I think goes like, hey, hu, ha-ga! Then Al un-contorts) You know, that reminds me of a story... a story about a little pellet who, with a little grit and a lot of sheer will, became a Sea Monkey...
Weird Al Yankovic: Also he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Mewtwo: (laughs) And you know, Al, that little Sea Monkey is named Shapiro.
Lugia: Here, Shapiro! (Shapiro appears on the set, he has a similar look of Charizard, only greenish brownish)
Mewtwo: Shapiro!
Lugia: Here, shrimp.
Mewtwo: Aren't you plucky! Finding your way to the set...
(Shapiro shoots a ray out of his mouth at Lugia)
Lugia: Uh oh. (gets blasted)
Mewtwo: Jumpin' jujubes!
Eneti: Man, that's a big shrimp!
Weird Al Yankovic: Gotta go now! (waves, ducks out of his chair and leaves)
Mewtwo: No, Shapiro! Why are you doing this? I gave you life!
Lugia: No!! (gets blasted again by Shapiro)
Mewtwo: What have I unleashed?!
(Shapiro roars loudly)
Mewtwo: (in a low voice) That's it boy. Come get some.
(Mewtwo fires a psybeam and blows up Shapiro. The smoke clears, Mewtwo lands on the floor, namely on his behind; a piece of Shapiro falls nearby, while the rest of his body was turned to stone)
Mewtwo: Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why Shapiro?! Why?! Shapiro! Shapiro! SHAPIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Black screen with the following words:)
IN MEMORY OF
Shapiro
March 18
11:00 pm - 11:15 pm
(Credits roll)
Floor Director: Okay, that's a wrap! Break it down boys! Somebody get a hose and a jackhammer!
Mewtwo: Don't you dare!
Eneti: Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: What?
Eneti: Are you gonna eat that?
Space Ghost: (sullen) What kinda question is that? Eneti, that was a sick joke. I thought you guys were my friends. I have to get out of here. (flys off, sound of Mewtwo bawling is heard far away)
Eneti: (crunch!) Mmmmmmmm! Barbecued shrimp!
VICIOUS PLANET INDUSTRIES
(Shot of Joey in a Mewtwo outift petting a Meowth)
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