Authors Notes: // indicates a thought of Talenas. \\ indicates a thought by
Jeff. ** is a thought by any other characters. Talena is my character, Jeff Hardy,
Matt Hardy, Lita (Amy Dumas) belong to themselves, as do any other characters.
DONT SUE!
I'm writing other chapters but plz review and tell me if you want them posted or
whether I should haul ass and never show my face around these parts again!
~~ RAW IS WAR, Dudleys vs. Hardys w/ Lita - standard match ~~
Jeff is beating on Buh Buh in one corner, and D-Von is beating on
Matt in the opposite corner. Lita is pounding on the mat trying to
encourage Matt to fight back. Suddenly "Live Wire" by Fozzy hits
the PA, and the 5 superstars stop whatever they're doing and look at
the titantron, puzzled.
A tall blonde haired woman wearing a short combat skirt, black knee
length boots and a black t-shirt walks onto the titantron,
steel chair in hand, with a grin on her face. Both Dudleyz look at each other
puzzled, but then break out into evil grins. Lita looks up at them and
breaks into a smile of her own, while the Hardys have no idea who the woman
is. Lita distracts the ref. The mystery woman slides in the ring and looks
about to hit Matt, then turns to D-Von and cracks him round the head twice,
and then does the same to Buh Buh. Matt sprints and covers D-Von, as Lita
yells at the ref to count. The Hardyz get the 3 count and Lita slides into
the ring. The two women embrace in the center of the ring before walking backstage,
followed by two confused Hardy boys.
~~In the back~~
Amy: Oh it is so great to see you again Talena!
Talena: Likewise, its been so long I couldn't wait to get back!
Amy: When you called me I was so excited that you were coming!
Jeff stands behind them checkin' out Talena, while Matt stands by Amy's
side
Matt: And you are...?
Talena: Oh sorry! I'm Talena Jackson.. in ring persona, Talena Dudley.
Jeff: DUDLEY??
Talena: Thats what I said! Have I mentioned how much I love your hair?
Jeff smiles and looks slightly embarassed
Amy: Anyway, what made you turn on the others?
Talena: I always loved Spike the best and hated the other two for how they treated
him, so I'm gettin revenge! They never appreciated me anyway..
Matt: So what are you gonna do now?
Amy: She's joinin us!
Jeff & Matt: She is?
Talena: I am?
Amy: Well you're my best friend aren't you..
Jeff: *cough* excuse me?
Amy: Well I love you too Jeff...
Talena: Well I'd love to.. if it's ok with you all..?
Matt: Sure!
Talena turns to look at Jeff and smiles sweetly. Jeff looks into her piercing blue
eyes and get rather flustered.
Jeff: Um.. yeah.. love to have you with us
Talena: You're sure? I mean I don't want you sayin that if you're uncomfortable with it..
Jeff: I'm sure! Sounds..fun!
Jeff smiles at her and she smiles back at him
//Damn that accent just makes me wanna melt.. and those eyes.. he's such a hottie! What
are you thinkin Talena? A guy as great as that has gotta be datin'.. or he won't like
someone like me... oh well I can dream//
Jeff: Talena? TALENA?
Talena: Huh?
Jeff: What happened then you seemed to be somewhere else?
Talena: Oh... nothin sorry!
Jeff: You wanna come out with us tonight?
Talena: Um.. sure yeah
Amy: What is wrong with you girl?
Talena: NOTHING!
Amy and Matt look at each other with knowing looks on their faces, while Talena
and Jeff stand side by side.. Talena looking at her feet
Amy: Well come one!
Talena: Huh?
Amy: We're going shopping!
Talena: last time I checked I had clothes..
Amy: Well if you're gonna join us you gotta get our style..
Talena: Whats wrong with the style I've got?
She puts her hands on her hips and Jeff starts checkin her out again
\\She's so hot.. but she'd never like me... \\
Jeff: Can't see anythin wrong with the outfit from where I'm standin'
Matt shot him a warning glance
Amy: There's nothin wrong with it.. I just think you should get more... our kinda
clothing.
Talena: Oh fine..
They begin to walk off and Talena stops half way down the corridor
Talena: Jeff! Stop staring at my ass!
Matt: Busted!
Amy and Talena start giggling and walk out to the parking lot arm in arm
Matt: Jeff you've got a girlfriend!
Jeff: I know! Ya can't say Talena's not hot though..
Matt: I know... but I'm single, you're not! What about Keeley?
Jeff: Matt y'know I love her and I wouldn't dream of cheatin on her but there's somethin
about Talena..
Matt: Well you better tell her you got a girlfriend cause I think she likes you.. as more than
a friend?
Jeff: Matt y'know that could never happen... I mean it's me. All the girls usually go for you!
Matt: She may be different.. anyway we're pickin the girls up at 7 so we'd better get goin'
Jeff: .. yeah..
The two guys walk down to the parking lot and leave in Jeff's corvette
Jeff. ** is a thought by any other characters. Talena is my character, Jeff Hardy,
Matt Hardy, Lita (Amy Dumas) belong to themselves, as do any other characters.
DONT SUE!
I'm writing other chapters but plz review and tell me if you want them posted or
whether I should haul ass and never show my face around these parts again!
~~ RAW IS WAR, Dudleys vs. Hardys w/ Lita - standard match ~~
Jeff is beating on Buh Buh in one corner, and D-Von is beating on
Matt in the opposite corner. Lita is pounding on the mat trying to
encourage Matt to fight back. Suddenly "Live Wire" by Fozzy hits
the PA, and the 5 superstars stop whatever they're doing and look at
the titantron, puzzled.
A tall blonde haired woman wearing a short combat skirt, black knee
length boots and a black t-shirt walks onto the titantron,
steel chair in hand, with a grin on her face. Both Dudleyz look at each other
puzzled, but then break out into evil grins. Lita looks up at them and
breaks into a smile of her own, while the Hardys have no idea who the woman
is. Lita distracts the ref. The mystery woman slides in the ring and looks
about to hit Matt, then turns to D-Von and cracks him round the head twice,
and then does the same to Buh Buh. Matt sprints and covers D-Von, as Lita
yells at the ref to count. The Hardyz get the 3 count and Lita slides into
the ring. The two women embrace in the center of the ring before walking backstage,
followed by two confused Hardy boys.
~~In the back~~
Amy: Oh it is so great to see you again Talena!
Talena: Likewise, its been so long I couldn't wait to get back!
Amy: When you called me I was so excited that you were coming!
Jeff stands behind them checkin' out Talena, while Matt stands by Amy's
side
Matt: And you are...?
Talena: Oh sorry! I'm Talena Jackson.. in ring persona, Talena Dudley.
Jeff: DUDLEY??
Talena: Thats what I said! Have I mentioned how much I love your hair?
Jeff smiles and looks slightly embarassed
Amy: Anyway, what made you turn on the others?
Talena: I always loved Spike the best and hated the other two for how they treated
him, so I'm gettin revenge! They never appreciated me anyway..
Matt: So what are you gonna do now?
Amy: She's joinin us!
Jeff & Matt: She is?
Talena: I am?
Amy: Well you're my best friend aren't you..
Jeff: *cough* excuse me?
Amy: Well I love you too Jeff...
Talena: Well I'd love to.. if it's ok with you all..?
Matt: Sure!
Talena turns to look at Jeff and smiles sweetly. Jeff looks into her piercing blue
eyes and get rather flustered.
Jeff: Um.. yeah.. love to have you with us
Talena: You're sure? I mean I don't want you sayin that if you're uncomfortable with it..
Jeff: I'm sure! Sounds..fun!
Jeff smiles at her and she smiles back at him
//Damn that accent just makes me wanna melt.. and those eyes.. he's such a hottie! What
are you thinkin Talena? A guy as great as that has gotta be datin'.. or he won't like
someone like me... oh well I can dream//
Jeff: Talena? TALENA?
Talena: Huh?
Jeff: What happened then you seemed to be somewhere else?
Talena: Oh... nothin sorry!
Jeff: You wanna come out with us tonight?
Talena: Um.. sure yeah
Amy: What is wrong with you girl?
Talena: NOTHING!
Amy and Matt look at each other with knowing looks on their faces, while Talena
and Jeff stand side by side.. Talena looking at her feet
Amy: Well come one!
Talena: Huh?
Amy: We're going shopping!
Talena: last time I checked I had clothes..
Amy: Well if you're gonna join us you gotta get our style..
Talena: Whats wrong with the style I've got?
She puts her hands on her hips and Jeff starts checkin her out again
\\She's so hot.. but she'd never like me... \\
Jeff: Can't see anythin wrong with the outfit from where I'm standin'
Matt shot him a warning glance
Amy: There's nothin wrong with it.. I just think you should get more... our kinda
clothing.
Talena: Oh fine..
They begin to walk off and Talena stops half way down the corridor
Talena: Jeff! Stop staring at my ass!
Matt: Busted!
Amy and Talena start giggling and walk out to the parking lot arm in arm
Matt: Jeff you've got a girlfriend!
Jeff: I know! Ya can't say Talena's not hot though..
Matt: I know... but I'm single, you're not! What about Keeley?
Jeff: Matt y'know I love her and I wouldn't dream of cheatin on her but there's somethin
about Talena..
Matt: Well you better tell her you got a girlfriend cause I think she likes you.. as more than
a friend?
Jeff: Matt y'know that could never happen... I mean it's me. All the girls usually go for you!
Matt: She may be different.. anyway we're pickin the girls up at 7 so we'd better get goin'
Jeff: .. yeah..
The two guys walk down to the parking lot and leave in Jeff's corvette