Jeff, Matt and Lita are sat by a "bed" , or a pathetic excuse for one, in the EMT'S room.
Talena is still unconscious
Jeff: I did it again Matt, I chickened out, and look what happened!
Matt: Bro it ain't your fault! You couldn't've known!
Amy: Jeff he's right.. it was the Olympic Jackass's fault
Jeff: Oh Angle's not gonna get away with it.. I am gonna challenge him to a match so he'll
pay
Talena: now why would you wanna go do that?
Jeff looks surprised and looks down at Talena. She sits up then promptly lies back down
Talena: the room IS supposed to be spinnin' right?
Amy: Nuh uh!
Talena: Oh.. I guess I'm concussed then
Jeff: I am so sorry
Talena: For saving my ass?
Jeff: Huh? No! For you gettin all the pain and concussion
Talena: I believe it was Kurt Angle that allowed my head to hit the wall and his fist to
collide with my ribs. I'm lucky you came when you did. Thanks for that by the way!
Jeff: Oh.. um.. no problem
//Talena: Is he EVER gonna ask me out?//
\\Jeff: Am I ever gonna ask her out?\\
**Amy: He EVER gonna aquire some guts?
Matt: I want waffles..**
Amy: Anyway I'm gonna get some coffee.. anyone else want any?
Talena: Please!
Jeff: Sure thanks
Matt: I'll come with you
Matt and Amy walk out of the room. Talena stares awkwardly at the ceiling and Jeff stares at
his chipped black nail polish
Talena: So.. Jeff..
Jeff: Alright alright I'm just gonna say it..
\\So.. Talena.. wait! Dammit wrong way round\\
Talena: Say what?
Jeff: Um.. I kinda.. well.. wanna know if you'd consider going out with me sometime
Talena: Sure!
Jeff: WHAT? You were supposed to say no and we were supposed to carry on our lives with a bad atmosphere!
Talena: Ok.. concussed so don't confuse me!
Jeff: Sorry.. it's just a shock.. I thought you'd hate me by now..
Talena: Y'know why my date with Chris went horribly wrong? Cause I wasn't concentrating on him, I was
thinkin about you! he kinda caught me out..
Jeff: oh.. OH! thats great!
Talena frowns
Jeff: Well not for Chris obviously..
Talena: No.. so.. we goin out sometime then?
Jeff: Looks like.. I just gotta go.. somewhere..
Talena: What? Where?
Jeff: You'll find out soon enough..
Talena: But Jeff--
He walks out of the room before she can finish her sentence
**In Angle's room**
Angle is mumbling to himself
Angle: Can't believe.. jackass Hardy.. sledgehammer.. slut..
Jeff storms in
Jeff: You and me, RAW, one on one..
Angle: No..
Jeff: Already got the match cleared with Vince so you're GOING to participate, and you're gonna pay for
what you did for Talena..
Angle: Oh you mean that lil slut I roughed up? Must say.. rather enjoyable
Jeff: You son of a bitch!
Jeff lunges at Angle and they exchange hard rights. Lita and Matt burst in, having heard the whole thing
outside. Lita pulls Jeff towards the door and Matt punches out Angle. The 3 of them leave and head back to the
EMT's room.
** in EMT room **
Talena is sat up on the bed when Lita, Matt and Jeff walk in. Jeff's hair is everywhere and he doesn't look
too happy
Talena: Whats happened??
Matt: My fav lil bro here, decided to go punch out Angle
Jeff: I challenged him to a match and he started insultin Talena again so I hit him. He didn't have to hit me back!
Amy: Jeff, if he'd hit you would you hit back?
Jeff: Course not!
They all give him a weird look
Jeff: Oh alright yeah I would
Talena: Jeff, I 'preciate it but y'didn't need to!
Jeff: He needs to be taught a lesson!
Talena: Well teach him inside of the ring on RAW!
A few days later, RAW is WAR. Angle's music hits and he walks down to the ring with a chorus of "YOU SUCK!"
from the crowd, in time to his entrance music. The Team Xtreme music hits and Jeff comes down to the ring alone,
with the crowds screaming and cheering filling the arena. He poses on the turnbuckle, flashes the gunz,
and stands face to face with Angle as his music and the cheering die down. The bell rings
Jeff and Angle go at it, throwing punches everywhere possible. Angle kicks Jeff in the mid-section and gains
the advantage. After being beat on for a while, Jeff counters Angle with a chinbuster, and a low blow,
gaining time to regroup. He kicks and beats on Angle for a while, and then goes up top. he thinks of a Swanton
Bomb, but Angle begins to stand up, so he hits a flying dropkick followed by a pin. 2 count. Angle rolls out of
the ring and picks up a steel chair, only to get it dropkicked in his face by Hardy. They both regroup for a while,
and Angle goes under the ring, and emerges with a sledgehammer. Suddenly Live Wire by Fozzy hits and Talena
runs down to the ring. jeff distracts the ref and Talena pulls the sledgehammer off a shocked Angle, and attacks
him with it. She rolls Angle into the ring and then hides underneath it. Jeff covers and gets a 3 count winning the
match. Talena comes out from under the ring and holds Jeff's arm high in the air
Jeff: Talena why did you come out here
Talena: cause I wanted revenge as well as you y'know!
They kiss in the center of the ring and the crowd go hysterical. They slowly walk backstage and head into the Team
Xtreme locker room
**A few days later**
Jeff and Talena are sat on a sofa at Jeff's house.
Jeff: Talena.. I know we've only been going out for a few days.. but I think that I'm fallin' in love with you..
Talena: Jeff.. I'm way ahead of you! I fell in love with you practically the first time I saw you!
Jeff pulls her in for a long passionate kiss that seems to last for a lifetime. They pull away for some much needed
air and see Matt and Amy stood there grinning
Jeff: How long have you been there..
Matt: Since you started playin tonsil hockey
Amy: We need to tell you guys somethin..
Talena: What is it?
Matt: lets just say that me and Aimes wont need to act when we're kissin on screen
Jeff: WELL ITS ABOUT TIME!
Amy: Says you!
Talena: I'm so happy for you guyz!
Matt: I'm so happy for you guys!
Jeff: GROUP HUG!
They all burst out laughing and have a group hug. Jeff seems to be happy about that fact for some weird and
unknown reason.
In the following months Jeff and Talena got married. Matt and Amy split up but still remained best friends.
One year later, Jeff and Talena had a daughter called Tatyana Kayla Hardy. The 4 of them still remain
close friends and relatives.
THE END!
Talena is still unconscious
Jeff: I did it again Matt, I chickened out, and look what happened!
Matt: Bro it ain't your fault! You couldn't've known!
Amy: Jeff he's right.. it was the Olympic Jackass's fault
Jeff: Oh Angle's not gonna get away with it.. I am gonna challenge him to a match so he'll
pay
Talena: now why would you wanna go do that?
Jeff looks surprised and looks down at Talena. She sits up then promptly lies back down
Talena: the room IS supposed to be spinnin' right?
Amy: Nuh uh!
Talena: Oh.. I guess I'm concussed then
Jeff: I am so sorry
Talena: For saving my ass?
Jeff: Huh? No! For you gettin all the pain and concussion
Talena: I believe it was Kurt Angle that allowed my head to hit the wall and his fist to
collide with my ribs. I'm lucky you came when you did. Thanks for that by the way!
Jeff: Oh.. um.. no problem
//Talena: Is he EVER gonna ask me out?//
\\Jeff: Am I ever gonna ask her out?\\
**Amy: He EVER gonna aquire some guts?
Matt: I want waffles..**
Amy: Anyway I'm gonna get some coffee.. anyone else want any?
Talena: Please!
Jeff: Sure thanks
Matt: I'll come with you
Matt and Amy walk out of the room. Talena stares awkwardly at the ceiling and Jeff stares at
his chipped black nail polish
Talena: So.. Jeff..
Jeff: Alright alright I'm just gonna say it..
\\So.. Talena.. wait! Dammit wrong way round\\
Talena: Say what?
Jeff: Um.. I kinda.. well.. wanna know if you'd consider going out with me sometime
Talena: Sure!
Jeff: WHAT? You were supposed to say no and we were supposed to carry on our lives with a bad atmosphere!
Talena: Ok.. concussed so don't confuse me!
Jeff: Sorry.. it's just a shock.. I thought you'd hate me by now..
Talena: Y'know why my date with Chris went horribly wrong? Cause I wasn't concentrating on him, I was
thinkin about you! he kinda caught me out..
Jeff: oh.. OH! thats great!
Talena frowns
Jeff: Well not for Chris obviously..
Talena: No.. so.. we goin out sometime then?
Jeff: Looks like.. I just gotta go.. somewhere..
Talena: What? Where?
Jeff: You'll find out soon enough..
Talena: But Jeff--
He walks out of the room before she can finish her sentence
**In Angle's room**
Angle is mumbling to himself
Angle: Can't believe.. jackass Hardy.. sledgehammer.. slut..
Jeff storms in
Jeff: You and me, RAW, one on one..
Angle: No..
Jeff: Already got the match cleared with Vince so you're GOING to participate, and you're gonna pay for
what you did for Talena..
Angle: Oh you mean that lil slut I roughed up? Must say.. rather enjoyable
Jeff: You son of a bitch!
Jeff lunges at Angle and they exchange hard rights. Lita and Matt burst in, having heard the whole thing
outside. Lita pulls Jeff towards the door and Matt punches out Angle. The 3 of them leave and head back to the
EMT's room.
** in EMT room **
Talena is sat up on the bed when Lita, Matt and Jeff walk in. Jeff's hair is everywhere and he doesn't look
too happy
Talena: Whats happened??
Matt: My fav lil bro here, decided to go punch out Angle
Jeff: I challenged him to a match and he started insultin Talena again so I hit him. He didn't have to hit me back!
Amy: Jeff, if he'd hit you would you hit back?
Jeff: Course not!
They all give him a weird look
Jeff: Oh alright yeah I would
Talena: Jeff, I 'preciate it but y'didn't need to!
Jeff: He needs to be taught a lesson!
Talena: Well teach him inside of the ring on RAW!
A few days later, RAW is WAR. Angle's music hits and he walks down to the ring with a chorus of "YOU SUCK!"
from the crowd, in time to his entrance music. The Team Xtreme music hits and Jeff comes down to the ring alone,
with the crowds screaming and cheering filling the arena. He poses on the turnbuckle, flashes the gunz,
and stands face to face with Angle as his music and the cheering die down. The bell rings
Jeff and Angle go at it, throwing punches everywhere possible. Angle kicks Jeff in the mid-section and gains
the advantage. After being beat on for a while, Jeff counters Angle with a chinbuster, and a low blow,
gaining time to regroup. He kicks and beats on Angle for a while, and then goes up top. he thinks of a Swanton
Bomb, but Angle begins to stand up, so he hits a flying dropkick followed by a pin. 2 count. Angle rolls out of
the ring and picks up a steel chair, only to get it dropkicked in his face by Hardy. They both regroup for a while,
and Angle goes under the ring, and emerges with a sledgehammer. Suddenly Live Wire by Fozzy hits and Talena
runs down to the ring. jeff distracts the ref and Talena pulls the sledgehammer off a shocked Angle, and attacks
him with it. She rolls Angle into the ring and then hides underneath it. Jeff covers and gets a 3 count winning the
match. Talena comes out from under the ring and holds Jeff's arm high in the air
Jeff: Talena why did you come out here
Talena: cause I wanted revenge as well as you y'know!
They kiss in the center of the ring and the crowd go hysterical. They slowly walk backstage and head into the Team
Xtreme locker room
**A few days later**
Jeff and Talena are sat on a sofa at Jeff's house.
Jeff: Talena.. I know we've only been going out for a few days.. but I think that I'm fallin' in love with you..
Talena: Jeff.. I'm way ahead of you! I fell in love with you practically the first time I saw you!
Jeff pulls her in for a long passionate kiss that seems to last for a lifetime. They pull away for some much needed
air and see Matt and Amy stood there grinning
Jeff: How long have you been there..
Matt: Since you started playin tonsil hockey
Amy: We need to tell you guys somethin..
Talena: What is it?
Matt: lets just say that me and Aimes wont need to act when we're kissin on screen
Jeff: WELL ITS ABOUT TIME!
Amy: Says you!
Talena: I'm so happy for you guyz!
Matt: I'm so happy for you guys!
Jeff: GROUP HUG!
They all burst out laughing and have a group hug. Jeff seems to be happy about that fact for some weird and
unknown reason.
In the following months Jeff and Talena got married. Matt and Amy split up but still remained best friends.
One year later, Jeff and Talena had a daughter called Tatyana Kayla Hardy. The 4 of them still remain
close friends and relatives.
THE END!