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The 'British'


Goku couldn't take it anymore if he couldn't have his little buddy then the only way to get him back was to act like Gohan. So while Vegeta and Gohan were upstairs doing Kami knows what to Piccolo Goku started to build a militia tent.


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The Americans

"THEY DID WHAT TO MY BABY!?!?!?!" Chichi screamed.

Sweat drop " Chichi all they did was put her in a closet" Krillin tried to calm her down.


Out of nowhere Chichi took out her military guns and bullets

"Vegeta's gonna die!!" She screamed.

Trunks looked a bit frightened.

"Hey I say we attack them without them knowing, get my baby girl and Goten back and kick the crap out of those idiots!!" Videl yelled as if it was a command.

"But Videl...Its nighttime and besides Chichi and Bulma don't know how to fly" Krillin whined.

"Krillin if you are a coward just say so, you don't have to-"

"I am not a COWARD!!!" Krillin screamed.

" So then lets go" Videl said as everyone started to march out.

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The British cough, cough the idiots who are gonna get their buts kicked by women cough, cough

Goten all of a sudden awoke because of a bad dream.

"PAN!! PAN!!" Goten kicked sideways to try and wake her up.

"What now Goten?" Pan yawned.

"I had a bad dream that my brother was mean and cruel and looked like Vegeta and they took us as hostages and were in a closet." Goten said.


"GOTEN YOU BAKA!!! WE'RE IN A CLOSET NOW!!!!" Pan screamed as she started to kick Goten but didn't know which way he was so she kicked to her right.


"Owwww!!" Said a grown up voice, which caused Pan and Goten to scream.

"HOLY CRAP!!!! IT'S THE RESIDENT EVIL PEOPLE!!!! IN THE VIDEO GAMES THEY HIDE IN THE CLOSET TO EAT YOU!!!!!!!" Goten screamed as he kicked to his right with his eyes shut tight thinking the man was there but he hit Pan, he kept on hitting her.

"Got-ouch ouch- Im in the -ouch middle IM IN THE MIDDLE -ouch MIDDLE YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!" Pan screamed as she kicked Goten so hard that he started to whimper like a puppy.

"Ok show your self!!" Pan said making a flame on her finger with her power.

It was Piccolo who looked really mad.

"Uh...Mr. Piccolo I didn't mean to...GOTEN KICKED YOU GOTEN KICKED YOU HONEST!!" Pan yelled.

"Pan you kicked him too!!!" Goten yelled back.

"WILL YOU BRATS SHUTUP!!!" Piccolo screamed.

Everything grew silent until Pan blew the fire out of her finger.

"So...Mr. Piccolo how did you get in here? Its not like they put you in here" Goten smirked.

"What is that suppose to mean? Gohan and that idiot baka stupid crack head-"

"You mean Vegeta?" Pan asked.

"Well anyway something happened to them, like Babedi coming back and hypnotizing Gohan"

"What about Vegeta?" Goten asked.

"That stupid fool gets cocky every other hour" Piccolo scowled.

"Alright!!" Came a voice from outside as it opened to reveal none other than Vegeta.

"Vegeta?" They all said at the same time.

"Now you stupid low lives" Vegeta said taking Goten, and Pan out from their loops on the top of the rope.


"Tell me where those farmers are!!" Vegeta spit in their faces.

"Say it don't spray it" Goten whispered.

"Brat you better keep quiet!" Vegeta looked at Goten.

"Vegeta, will you get us out!! We didn't do anything except act like the kids we are!!" Pan screamed.

'She must be their commander' Thought Vegeta 'since she has the flag in her pocket' Vegeta was looking at the orange bandana Pan has in her pocket. A piece was sticking out. It was the bandana Goku gave her when she was 2, (Orange is Goku's favorite color that's why it is orange)

"On with it! Where is your army!! Or I will kill you like the bloody fools you are!" Vegeta screamed.

"Uh...There...there...there...."


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Anything of the day

Just to let you know. It is true, the bandana thing. But I don't know what age she got it. All I know is that Goku gave it to her.


I hope you email me and say happy b-day!! LOL!! I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Until the next


~*LilPanny-chan*~