"MUAH HAHAH HAH HAAAAH!" The psychotic toy laughed as he jumped onto the desk chair. "Now I can do my work in peace!"

All of the living toys (except for the army men, who had been missing for quite some time now, Woody had just noticed their disappearance) were gathering under the chair to witness this catastrophic event. Woody was terrified. He had no idea what should be done.

"I will let you all live...." Said the deranged toy from the chair. Everyone went silent. "For now! I've got business to attend to!" he laughed his scary laugh and hopped down from the chair. He ran across the floor, pushing any toys that got in his way over. He then opened the little screen into the air vent and closed it behind him. "Don't even think about leaving this room." He warned.

As he disappeared into the darkness of the air vent, the toys went nuts again. "What are we going to do?" asked Jessie from the crowd. "Woody will know what to do, he always does!" Mr. Potato Head yelled.

It wasn't true. Woody didn't know what to do. He stood in the same spot for a while, thinking.

* * *

General Killjoy was on a killing spree. He had killed one so far and was feeling quite pleased with himself. His next victim wasn't going to be a toy, though.

* * *

Andy's mom, Kelly, was getting ready for a nice hot bath. This was going to be a special bath. She turned the faucet for the tub onto hot and plugged the drain. Steam was produced from the hot water and sent floating through the bathroom. The door wasn't closed, it didn't matter, because the problem child was taken care of.

Kelly then started taking off her clothes. She hummed as she put her left leg into the tub. "Ooh! Hot!" She then put her other leg in and sat down. After a few minutes, She reached forward and turned the water off. Before she had lain back down she reached over to the toilet and grabbed a bag and a lighter. In the bag was crack. She took a joint out and threw the bag back onto the toilet. After she lit up, she started smoking it.

* * *

General Killjoy was watching Kelly bathe and be high from the sink. She didn't notice him. She was too happy. It was time for her to stop. The toy picked up the hair drier and tossed it into the tub. It was plugged in. When it hit the water, it sparked and Kelly started shaking. She convulsed as she was electrocuted and finally died. General Killjoy left the room with a soft fuzzy feeling inside, like he had just rid the world of all evil.

Now it was time for his next victims. He walked like a cowboy, imitating Woody, down to the kitchen to get his prey.