I was gonna kill Relena, but I was high
I was gonna put a bullet right in her, but I got high
Now she's stalking me, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna take out Oz's Base, but I got high
I was gonna bomb it into outer space, but I was high
Now I'm beaten by Noin and Zechs, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna blow up Colony 5, but I got high
I was gonna blow it outta the sky, but I got high
Now Heero's really pissed, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna kill Trowa and Heero, but I was high
I was gonna go System Zero, but I was high
Now they're still alive, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna talk today, but I was high
I really had something to say, but I was high
Now everyone thinks I'm gay, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna put a bullet right in her, but I got high
Now she's stalking me, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna take out Oz's Base, but I got high
I was gonna bomb it into outer space, but I was high
Now I'm beaten by Noin and Zechs, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna blow up Colony 5, but I got high
I was gonna blow it outta the sky, but I got high
Now Heero's really pissed, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna kill Trowa and Heero, but I was high
I was gonna go System Zero, but I was high
Now they're still alive, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah
I was gonna talk today, but I was high
I really had something to say, but I was high
Now everyone thinks I'm gay, and I know why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
La de dah dah dah dah