RETURN OF THE SHIM!
"The future is upon us, the past is behind us and the present, well, we all like presents so wot are you complaining about, huh? Wot? You pissed your pants? You're kidding - Jeebus Crist - get a fucking nappy!"
"I'm not a little kid anymore! I'm fifteen years old! Stop treating me like dirt!"
"You are dirt!"
"Fuck you! Im not taking anymore of your crap, okay? FUCK YOU! Im outta here!"
"Good No-one thought it would end like this, not like this!!!"
"I hate you, you always upset me. Its not my fault that I am a goat farmer!"
I couldn't take it. First the soiled nappies, now goat farmers!
"I'm going!" I jumped off the boat, into the icey water below. And then… they followed me. I couldn't get rid of them! Unless…
I ran, knowing my plan would work I ran into the paddock and saw… sheep. The sheep were 'baaaa'ing, calling my 'followers' home. Everyone who was following me went to the sheep and began to 'baaa' too. I left, knowing that they were going to ie. They didn't know that the sheep was actually a bomb, and with one click… BAMB! They were all blown to pieces by the sheep bomb. They were…. dead! The explosion blasted me through the roof of a circus tent.
In the circus tent, there was a seal, three lions, two elephants, ten little chinese men and a never ending story. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Super Shim and Wonder Wanker appeared, out of nowhere!
"Ha, you little shit! You thought Darth Maul would get rid of us? Well ha, you're wrong! We're alive!" said Super Shim.
"No you're not pick fucker, do you mind if I call you pig fucker? You arent alive you're just slow diers coz you're so slow and stupid… oh, and… trees are blue!"
Super Shim just stood there and stared dumbly at me. I gave… it…. a wedgie.
"That'll teach you, you fat, dyky shim!" giggled Darth Maul/Toad.
"Hold on. Did you just… giggle? Are you a fag???"
"No I'm not you stupid shim. I might wear makeup and enjoy manicures, but that doesn't make me a fag… totally… does one little kiss make me a fag???"
"Yes! Oh GOD im talking to a fag! Ew ew ew! Kill it!"
"But it was only ONE kiss! And he enjoyed it as much as I did… ooopsies… I didn't just say that out loud did I? Oh shit… okay… IM NOT A FAG!"
"Yes you are. You're a fag. I am not a shim, but you're a fag!"
"You are a shim. You are Super Shim. Die Super Shim Die!"
And with that, 'Toad' killed the Super Shim, killed… it… until it was dead!
"Oh god… you… you killed it!"
"NO! Im a murderer! Noooooo! I can't handle the guilt! Im gay too! A gay killer! I need a beer!"
"The future is upon us, the past is behind us and the present, well, we all like presents so wot are you complaining about, huh? Wot? You pissed your pants? You're kidding - Jeebus Crist - get a fucking nappy!"
"I'm not a little kid anymore! I'm fifteen years old! Stop treating me like dirt!"
"You are dirt!"
"Fuck you! Im not taking anymore of your crap, okay? FUCK YOU! Im outta here!"
"Good No-one thought it would end like this, not like this!!!"
"I hate you, you always upset me. Its not my fault that I am a goat farmer!"
I couldn't take it. First the soiled nappies, now goat farmers!
"I'm going!" I jumped off the boat, into the icey water below. And then… they followed me. I couldn't get rid of them! Unless…
I ran, knowing my plan would work I ran into the paddock and saw… sheep. The sheep were 'baaaa'ing, calling my 'followers' home. Everyone who was following me went to the sheep and began to 'baaa' too. I left, knowing that they were going to ie. They didn't know that the sheep was actually a bomb, and with one click… BAMB! They were all blown to pieces by the sheep bomb. They were…. dead! The explosion blasted me through the roof of a circus tent.
In the circus tent, there was a seal, three lions, two elephants, ten little chinese men and a never ending story. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Super Shim and Wonder Wanker appeared, out of nowhere!
"Ha, you little shit! You thought Darth Maul would get rid of us? Well ha, you're wrong! We're alive!" said Super Shim.
"No you're not pick fucker, do you mind if I call you pig fucker? You arent alive you're just slow diers coz you're so slow and stupid… oh, and… trees are blue!"
Super Shim just stood there and stared dumbly at me. I gave… it…. a wedgie.
"That'll teach you, you fat, dyky shim!" giggled Darth Maul/Toad.
"Hold on. Did you just… giggle? Are you a fag???"
"No I'm not you stupid shim. I might wear makeup and enjoy manicures, but that doesn't make me a fag… totally… does one little kiss make me a fag???"
"Yes! Oh GOD im talking to a fag! Ew ew ew! Kill it!"
"But it was only ONE kiss! And he enjoyed it as much as I did… ooopsies… I didn't just say that out loud did I? Oh shit… okay… IM NOT A FAG!"
"Yes you are. You're a fag. I am not a shim, but you're a fag!"
"You are a shim. You are Super Shim. Die Super Shim Die!"
And with that, 'Toad' killed the Super Shim, killed… it… until it was dead!
"Oh god… you… you killed it!"
"NO! Im a murderer! Noooooo! I can't handle the guilt! Im gay too! A gay killer! I need a beer!"