SOILED NAPPIES: THE FINL FLINGOFF
Super Shim was dead. Darth Maul/Toad was a fag, and Wonder Wanker was… well, Wonder Wanker was a wanker.
Wonder Wanker sat dismally on the river bank, squelching unhappily in his nappy. Why did Super Shim have to die? Why did that fag Toad/Darth Maul kill shim? It wasn't fair!
"Yes, it was, Shim called me a fag, I have feelings you know!"
"No you don't, you're a fag... hehe, do you fancy Mel Gibson, eh? Haha!"
"Screw you, you fat ugly pig fucking shim!" Toad began to cry hysterically. "You're so mean! Just because Im a fag it doesn't mean you can treat me this way!"
"Oh shut up you crybaby fag! Eat shit!" yelled Wonder Wanker, taking off shis soiled nappy and hurling it at Toad.
"Dodge it, Toad Maul!"
Toad Maul dodged the flying nappy of shit, spat dramatically on the ground and then, as though from nowhere came a blast and out popper… Spiderman!!!
Spiderman said "Do to others… whatever the hell you want to do!"
"Ugh, how patriotic!" whined Wonder Wanker.
"Does this mean that I can fuck you Spiderman???" Toad asked hopefully.
Spiderman looked at the shit-covered frog-type thingy in disgust.
"No, I'm not a fag! You cant fuck me!"
"I'll fuck you Toad!"
"Eww, no, you're a shim! I'm bi-sexual not it-sexual you dirty fuck, hmm…. fuck… Im going to my gay group for a fuck, can you take over Spiderman???"
"Eww, Im not taking over a fag's job!"
"Ugh, fine! Lets all pick on the gay guy!" sobbed Toad, crying (again).
"OKAY!!!"
Suddenly, a fight broke out. Soiled nappies, Shim shit and spiderwebs were flying everywhere.
Then 'Boof' walked around the corner. The shim was in love, and so was Boof.
Wonder Wanker and Boof kissed.
Boof ate a nappy.
Spiderman threw up.
The shim and Boof kissed again.
Spiderman fainted and I was left to say the world from Wonder Wanker the shim… me alone…
"Oh fuck! Spiderman! Wake up!"
But he didn't.
"Oh god, he's… dead! Now you all have to die! Im gonna blow wotever crap that's still in you out of you! And it wont be pretty!"
With one mighty punch from me, Wonder Wanker was on the ground screaming for Boof. But Boof waddled away, talking about an ice-cream under a seat. So I old Wonder Wanker to kiss shis ass goodbye. It did.
Then I told it for the last time…
"TREES ARE BLUE!"
It sat still for a while, writhed around and then looked confused, farted and died.
THE WORLD WAS SAFE!
THE END
Super Shim was dead. Darth Maul/Toad was a fag, and Wonder Wanker was… well, Wonder Wanker was a wanker.
Wonder Wanker sat dismally on the river bank, squelching unhappily in his nappy. Why did Super Shim have to die? Why did that fag Toad/Darth Maul kill shim? It wasn't fair!
"Yes, it was, Shim called me a fag, I have feelings you know!"
"No you don't, you're a fag... hehe, do you fancy Mel Gibson, eh? Haha!"
"Screw you, you fat ugly pig fucking shim!" Toad began to cry hysterically. "You're so mean! Just because Im a fag it doesn't mean you can treat me this way!"
"Oh shut up you crybaby fag! Eat shit!" yelled Wonder Wanker, taking off shis soiled nappy and hurling it at Toad.
"Dodge it, Toad Maul!"
Toad Maul dodged the flying nappy of shit, spat dramatically on the ground and then, as though from nowhere came a blast and out popper… Spiderman!!!
Spiderman said "Do to others… whatever the hell you want to do!"
"Ugh, how patriotic!" whined Wonder Wanker.
"Does this mean that I can fuck you Spiderman???" Toad asked hopefully.
Spiderman looked at the shit-covered frog-type thingy in disgust.
"No, I'm not a fag! You cant fuck me!"
"I'll fuck you Toad!"
"Eww, no, you're a shim! I'm bi-sexual not it-sexual you dirty fuck, hmm…. fuck… Im going to my gay group for a fuck, can you take over Spiderman???"
"Eww, Im not taking over a fag's job!"
"Ugh, fine! Lets all pick on the gay guy!" sobbed Toad, crying (again).
"OKAY!!!"
Suddenly, a fight broke out. Soiled nappies, Shim shit and spiderwebs were flying everywhere.
Then 'Boof' walked around the corner. The shim was in love, and so was Boof.
Wonder Wanker and Boof kissed.
Boof ate a nappy.
Spiderman threw up.
The shim and Boof kissed again.
Spiderman fainted and I was left to say the world from Wonder Wanker the shim… me alone…
"Oh fuck! Spiderman! Wake up!"
But he didn't.
"Oh god, he's… dead! Now you all have to die! Im gonna blow wotever crap that's still in you out of you! And it wont be pretty!"
With one mighty punch from me, Wonder Wanker was on the ground screaming for Boof. But Boof waddled away, talking about an ice-cream under a seat. So I old Wonder Wanker to kiss shis ass goodbye. It did.
Then I told it for the last time…
"TREES ARE BLUE!"
It sat still for a while, writhed around and then looked confused, farted and died.
THE WORLD WAS SAFE!
THE END