Animation Survivor 2: Chapter 2: Double your pleasure, double your fun

Animation Survivor 2: Chapter 2: Double your pleasure, double your fun

Pre-author's notes

And here's chapter 2 of AS2. For those who are reading this, I started making the Animation Survivor 2 "side story"-ish add-ons. You don't need to read them in order to understand what's happening in AS2, but they're something to keep you from being bored while you're waiting for the next chapter. They're also fun to write, which is why I will. I got no E-mails about the Clive and Jim references from chapter 1 (not that I expected to), but if anyone e-mails me with the correct place I pulled those references out of, I will tell them who gets voted off next as of the most recent chapter.

More will be added on to the list of references, but they will probably be VERY hard to find where they came from. And now, let the surviving begin.

American tribe

Ace-PE

Amy-FU

Bart-SI

Bubbles-PPG

Edd-EDD

Emmitt-DE

Molly-GO voted off

Reggie-RP

Japanese tribe

Cody-DI

Duplica-PO

Ken-DI

Misty-PO

Richie-PO

Sora-DI

Todd-PO

Willis-DI

(We see David sitting on evetee beach)

David: 3 days ago, 16 contestants were stranded in the Australian outback. They had to make shelter, and fire, and friends, and alliances and… you know what, this is really boring. Even I'm falling asleep saying it. Luckily, I prepared a poem that pretty much describes the main events of last episode.

T'was the night before council, and all through the out back

Not a creature was stirring except me, Rob and Zak

And the Americans, who all lit their torches with care

Each hoping the one snuffed out wouldn't be theirs

While the Japanese slept in torrential rains

With visions of devidramon encircling their brains

And the Americans came to council, nervous and tense

And then I said "let the voting commence".

(The poem ends) And Molly got voted off. Simple right? No. In what was supposed to be a 4 to 3 vote with Bart getting the majority, Emmitt being neutral, instead, it was a 6 to 2 vote with Molly getting the majority. Not only did Emmitt vote for Molly along with Bart, Bubbles and Amy (for reasons of his own) but we had two backstabbers, smart guys Ace and Edd, who left Molly's alliance to vote against her. The question is, where does this leave Reggie? If nothing changes in the alliances, Reggie is all alone, which could mean she gets voted off at the next American tribal council. The Japanese haven't been having much problems…yet. Let's check on them now.

Japanese tribe day 4

(Sora and Duplica are the only ones awake. They are in the canoe, fishing)

Duplica: Catch anything yet?

Sora: No, even if I did it would probably be some three-eyed fish or something.

Duplica: Do they taste good?

Sora: From what I heard, no.

Duplica: Since we're supposed to have American stuff on our side, maybe we have to use American techniques.

Sora: What do you mean?

Duplica: I read in an AMERICAN comic book, that fish hate having faces made at them.

(She sticks out her tongue at the water, and a fish jumps out and bites her tongue)

Duplica: Owwww. Thince hen id ey ave pihanath in the outhback.

Sora: Oh my god, are you okay?

(somehow, Duplica's tongue turns a crystal blue and is healed)

Duplica: I'm fine now. How did that happen? Something just healed my tongue.

Sora: Maybe it's some of that "author power" stuff.

Duplica: Yeah, probably. I think we should use fishing poles, now that we know the fish are biting, literally.

(Sora laughs at the joke)

Sora: Duplica's a good friend to have. She reminds me of Serena, only she helps the team more than Serena did. I think our friendship will be like Serena's and mine, only this time, I'll try even harder to make sure she doesn't get voted off. She definitely doesn't deserve to be voted off.

Sora: Hey I got a bite.

(Zoom in to the fishing line. Zoom out again to see we are now looking at Amy, Ace, and Edd fishing.)

Edd: Hey, I got a bite. Darn, it got away.

Ace: We haven't been having much luck lately. We need to think of a way to catch fish.

Edd: Despite my intelligence, I am unable to think of a surefire way to do that.

Amy: I have an idea.

Ace and Edd: What is it?

Amy: I'll show you, but I need your fishing line and hooks.

(After a few minutes, she has made a device that works like those claw vending machine games using the 3 fish hooks and the extra line)

Amy: I was always good with this kind of thing.

(She lowers it into the water, then pulls the line to close the 3 hooks together, trapping anything inside. She raises it and there is a fish squirming in the claw that is trying to bite her)

Edd: Nice work, Amy.

Ace: We never would have thought of that.

Amy: Yeah, but since when did they have piranhas in the outback.

Amy: I can't believe how well I'm adapting to the 21st century. Considering this is hard for people living in this time, it should be really hard for me, but I'm helping the team and earning my position in the tribe. If I keep this up, I'll be safe from the next couple councils.

Ace: This is perfect. We have food, fire, an impenetrable shelter, and pretty much everyone is friends with everyone. Except for the voting, nothing can go wrong.

(Bubbles flies over)

Bubbles: Guys come quick, it's an emergency.

Ace: Guess I spoke too soon.

(They run over to the camp, where Bart, Emmitt, and Reggie are trying to stop a tyrannomon from destroying everything. They are failing.)

Reggie: Come here Bubbles, we need your help.

Edd: That appears to be a fire breathing anime monster of some sort.

Bart: How can you tell it breaths fire, Edd?

Edd: Well, our shelter is burning and has a tempurature of at least 500 degrees and rising.

(Despite the fact it is made of wood and is burning, the shelter remains intact)

Amy: That glue is strong.

(Meanwhile, Bubbles is trying to kill it, but she can't hurt it at all.)

Bart: Use ice breath or something to freeze it, Bubbles!

Bubbles: I can't. That power is unique to blossom.

Emmitt: Is tyrannomon so powerful that you need ice to defeat it? Use water powers or something.

Bubbles: I can't do that either.

Emmitt: You're blue, how can you not use water powers?

Bart: I think powers based on color only work for anime monsters.

Reggie: Well, Bubbles what can you do?

Bubbles: (to herself) Why are superheroes always expected to be able to do anything. I'd like to see them do better. (out loud) Well, assuming there are other digimon here, this might work.

(she starts screaming the word meow over and over. Tyrannomon is confused and has no idea what is happening, so he stops attacking for a moment. Bubbles stops)

Reggie: And what was that supposed to do?

(All of a sudden, about 10 gatomon come running up to Bubbles)

Bubbles: Go attack that monster, please.

Gatomon: Lightning paw.

(The 10 attacks destroy the tyrannomon and it is deleted)

Edd: Uncommonly weird, but effective.

(The bits of data still left swirl together to form darktyrannomon)

Edd: Or not.

Darktyrannomon: Iron tail!

(the gatomon are destroyed)

Bubbles: What do we do now?

Bart: You have to use ice breath.

Bubbles: I can't.

Bart: Look at everyone else.

(She sees them trying to attack darktyrannomon, but are pushed back)

Bart: They know they can't kill it, but they're trying. You need to try also.

You know, that sounded like something Ash would say.

Bubbles: Fine (In slow motion, we see her try to do ice breath. It doesn't work. However, a split second later, the darktyrannomon is frozen solid.)

Amy: You did it Bubbles.

Bubbles: But….I…how…I didn't.

Ace: Then who did?

Emmitt: I knew this day would come. These alien dinosaurs have come to take back what is rightfully theirs. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. (He runs away)

Reggie: I don't think that's what really happened, so who did it?

(the frozen digimon is deleted, and now we can see Rob behind it)

Edd: You froze it?

Rob: Not exactly, it's really just crystal.

Bart: But that's impossible, you didn't really do that.

Rob: (whispering to Bart) Ix-nay on the uture-fay ubplot-say. (speaking normally) Truthfully, that digimon was a threat to your camp devised by us to make things exciting for our readers. You were also allowed to use the anime stuff to your advantage, as Bubbles did by summoning the gatomon. It wasn't supposed to digivolve, so I got rid of it before it did any serious damage.

Amy: Did the Japanese get a threat also?

Rob: They will later. Double D, you may want to watch them as the threat has to do with your show.

Edd: The Japanese watched a T-rex try to kill us?

Rob: No we couldn't bring all 4 digidestined, but you can come since you're the only one from your show. See you later.

Ace: Maybe we should go find Emmitt.

Later-ish

(Everyone is eating piranha for lunch at the Japanese tribe)

Willis: It doesn't taste that bad.

Ken: It tastes like chicken.

(Ken eats the eye)

Ken: The eye tastes like crap.

Misty: Well we are in a remote spot. This could be all the meat we get…. I call the other eye.

Cody: I want the eye.

Richie: I wonder if the mouth tastes good.

Duplica: Believe me, it doesn't.

(their yelling is interrupted by a scream)

screamer: PLAAANK.

(We see it is Johnny, a strange kid from Edd's show)

Ken: What's with him?

Sora: He seems to want a plank.

Todd: We have lots of wood. I'll give him a piece. I just don't get why he wants a plank.

(Johnny takes the wood, looks at it and throws it away.)

Johnny: That's not plank.

(He punches Todd in the face.)

Richie: Hey kid, stop it.

Johnny: Give me plank first.

(He starts injuring the Japanese, while Edd and Zak are watching from an unknown spot)

Zak: Explain this to me again.

Edd: It's simple. Johnny cannot live without his piece of wood with eyes and a mouth drawn on, which he calls "plank". Unbeknownst to the Japanese, they possess plank, and Johnny will stop at nothing to get plank back.

Zak: Interesting.

(Back at the tribe, Cody and Misty are the only ones not mortally injured by Johnny)

Misty: This kid's gone mad.

Cody: We need to stop him before our camp is destroyed.

Misty: You throw stuff at him to distract him, while I attack him with my mallet from behind.

Cody: Good idea.

(The plan is working, but when Misty attacks Johnny, he turns around and grabs the mallet. He quickly K.O.s Misty. Johnny is about to attack Cody, when he is knocked out by a piece of wood falling on his head.)

Cody: I hit him. Yes!!

(But Johnny regains consciousness. He stares at the wood)

Johnny: Plank! You found Plank. (He comes up to Cody). Thank's a lot kid.

Cody: Uh, you're welcome, but if you wanted the plank, you could have just asked.

Johnny: Yeah, but it would have defeated the whole purpose of me being a threat.

Cody: You mean this was set up?

Johnny: Sure, didn't you read the episode 2 previews? Well I gotta go now. C'mon plank.

(When he leaves, The Japanese turn crystal and are healed from any injuries.)

Willis: What happened.

Cody: Johnny went away when he found plank.

Richie: Wait, didn't I lose a leg and half an ear?

Cody: It was healed by crystal of some sort.

Duplica: Okay, this crystal stuff is really freaky.

Sora: It reminds me of something from a different fic.

Misty: Wait, I've figured it out. The crystal is actually…

(The screen goes static and Professor Frink from the Simpsons appears)

Proffesor Frink: Greetings survivor fanatics Mwa-hey, flayvin. I would just like to say that David has the only knowledge of this crystal incident and has to erase everyone's memory who heard of it with the "hypno-disk" and the "You are getting sleepy" and the "George, George, George" and the pesky insect what-have-you. Well as long as I have some time, I was ng-hey going to present my show "the Tomfoolery of Professor Frink" A-hem, wha hoy. Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make ya laugh, he'll make ya think, he likes to run and then the, Oh please don't run the regular show, I have to at least finish my theme song. Not again, no. (back to the show)

(The Americans are looking for Emmitt when Bart pulls Ace and Edd over)

Bart: Listen, this is important. We didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but we need to know, you voted for Molly. Why?

Ace: Well, we thought we didn't want to be in an alliance.

Edd: Because then you get into all these arguments and disagree with each other.

Bart: I should know.

Ace: It would get broken up anyways.

Edd: So we decided not to be in one in the first place.

Bart: You voted with us.

Ace: We had no idea.

Edd: She was the weakest link. Or so we thought.

Bart: Yeah, well you should consider being in one. Your votes can change everything.

(He walks away, but those last words echo in Ace and Edd's minds)

Echo: Your votes can change everything. Your votes can change everything. Votes can change. Can change. Change. Ange. Ange.

(The echo is actually Emmitt)

Emmitt: Sorry about that.

Edd: (to ace) I think the aliens got to his head. (to Emmitt) C'mon lets get back to camp, we don't have all day.

Not-all-day later-ish

Bart: I have no idea what's wrong with our tribal smart guys. They say they're not in an alliance, yet they voted just like me and Bubbles and Amy did. And they work together. It's an alliance if I ever saw one. Of course I've seen them, man, I was on the show.

Edd: Me and Ace have been thinking about what Bart said and we feel he's right. We do want to be in an alliance, we just don't want to admit it.

Reggie: C'mon, I've barely been mentioned in this episode, that's not fair. When's the camera gonna focus in on me huh? What? You are? Oh, heh, heh. Sorry. Um, uh, you're going down at the next challenge Japanese. And if you don't Bart's going down at council. Right now I'll have a little talk with Ace and Edd.

(Reggie goes up to them)

Reggie: Guys, why did you vote for Molly instead of Bart.

Edd: We…um…didn't want to be in the alliance anymore. And Molly helped us lose the challenge.

Reggie: Well you could have at least told me before tribal council.

Ace: It was sort of a last minute decision.

Reggie: Oh, well, Okay. (turns around and walks away) But I'll be voting for you two for sure. (turns around again) Psyche.

Edd: So you're not mad?

Reggie: Of course not, these things happen. Well, see ya. (she turns around (she must be dizzy by now) and walks away)

Japanese tribe Day 5

(Everyone is asleep except Willis, who checks for tree mail. He finds Zak with a note)

Zak: Huh? Why aren't you asleep?

Willis: I haven't fully adjusted to this time zone. What are you doing here?

Zak: How do you think the tree mail gets here? Just give the note to the tribe.

(Willis does so)

Willis: Wake up. We've got tree mail.

(They unwillingly get up)

Richie: He's gotta stop doing that.

Cody: Read it Willis, I'm too tired to get up.

Willis: If you're not afraid of heights

You can win a warm blanket for cold nights

And a special gift for your little haven

That you're all sure to love. Glayvin.

Todd: What does Glayvin mean?

(Todd and Misty are in the interview together)

Todd: I'm thinking we have to be suspended from a cliff or something. Maybe jump off it.

Misty: Hopefully into water.

Todd: Anyway, I'm glad the doctor said my only fear is acrophobia-fear of farm land.

Misty: Todd, that's acrephobia, acrophobia is fear of heights.

Todd: That explains why I couldn't take those aerial photos of pidgeot.

(Both tribes meet Rob at a high cliff over water)

Rob: Hi people. Enjoy your little threats yesterday. (Receives 15 evil stares). Well there's more where that came from. Anyways our reward challenge is for a nice warm blanket and a special surprise. Just jump off the 50 foot cliff, swim to the box containing the blanket, and wait 'till your tribe members come. When they're all there, swim to the finish. First to finish gets the reward. Who's afraid of heights? (Todd raises his hand)

Who can't swim well? (Edd raises his hand) Then we're even. Any questions?

Bubbles: What did "glayvin" mean in the mail.

(Professor Frink pops up)

Frink: Greetings castaways, glayvin. Enjoy the mwa-hoy challenge.

Bubbles: I see.

Rob: Apparently, someone messed with David's poem.

Frink: Please, call them "frinquatrains".

Rob: (aggravated) Just start the challenge. Jump in one at a time, you may not go in until the previous castaway has touched the box. Line up and go.

(Reggie and Ken start off and get there about the same time)

(Time passes. Todd, Sora, Edd, and Amy are the only ones who haven't jumped. Edd jumps in and starts to drown, while Bubbles quickly helps him get to the box. Meanwhile Todd is having some doubts)

Todd: I can't do this. I can't do this.

Sora: Sure you can, just pretend you're…um…(Rob pushes Todd in) Hey thanks.

Rob: Anytime.

(Todd makes it to the box when Amy does. Sora swims over, and the Japanese leave about 20 seconds after the Americans do. They are about to catch up when)

Sora: Ow, I'm bleeding, something bit me.

Cody: We need to get help.

Ken: I'll call for Rob. ROB. FRINK. HELP US.

(back on land)

Frink: He'll make ya laugh, he'll make ya think…

Rob: I can't believe I'm listening to this.

( Sora's cut is healed by crystal (duh) but the Americans have won.)

Bart: Woohoo, we did it. Our first challenge won. (he high-fives Reggie)

Reggie: I hate to say it, but you did good, Bart.

Ace: And so the utopia begins and hopefully stays.

(Rob and Frink somehow appear)

Rob: That's bad for us, a utopia is boring. Well here's your blanket and the surprise, which is a bottle of shampoo.

Bubbles: Yay. Clean hair.

(The Americans walk away happy, while the Japanese walk away disheartened, especially Sora and Todd)

Frink: They're gonna love that shampoo, made from the finest Ecuadorian tree sap.

Rob: Don't they make syrup out of that?

Frink: Oops. Glayvin.

(That night at the American tribe, everyone has spiky hair except for Edd)

Bart: Remind me to kill Frink and destroy his stupid syrup when I get back to Springfield.

Amy: At least your hair is always spiky.

Edd: Don't worry, your hair should revert to normal by tomorrow.

Emmitt: How come your hair isn't spiky?

Edd: I'd really rather not say.

Ace: Let's just go to bed…

Reggie: Wait for the immunity challenge…

Bubbles: And win it.

Bart: Good thing we have this blanket, it's freezing at night.

(They all fall asleep. Shiny crystal flows across their hair and turns it back to however it was before)

Bart: Stupid overused subplot. Wait, I smell something.

Reggie: Me too. It smells like BEEF JERKY.

Edd: It appears to be coming from Emmitt's bag.

Emmitt: What. I didn't bring beef jerky. (He sees it in his bag) I was framed, honest. The aliens did it or something. Forgive me.

Bubbles: We will on one condition.

Emmitt: What?

Bubbles: Can we have some?

Emmitt: Oh, sure, help yourself.

(Rob is watching)

Rob: I had a feeling it wouldn't work. No sense putting beef jerky in Cody's bag, it wouldn't work either.

(Back at the Japanese, Cody is alone at the tree mail)

Cody: I don't know why, but I feel like being alone. I guess since I'm younger, it's harder to survive out here for me. It's even harder with all the arguing going on that hasn't hit cameras because it would be a string of beeps anyways. So it's nice to be alone, just sitting waiting for the immunity challenge.

Japanese tribe day 6

Cody: Well, time to go the immunity challenge. (He picks up the letter, but we see the American tribe read the note.)

Amy: I hope you like disgusting cuisine

Because this stuff is really obscene

You'll have to eat gross stuff today

If you do you win immunity. Mwa-hey.

Edd: I thoroughly despise these poems

Frink: (voice only) They're Frinquatrains.

Bart: Eat something gross, huh? Been there, done that. But I don't think it'll be bugs, seeing as how they did that last time. I may still have a very hard time doing this, but I'm sure I'll pull through for the tribe.

(The tribes meet at an area that's called Daori hill)

David: Welcome to my first real appearance in this episode. And your first challenge at Daori hill.

Cody: I am veeeeery disturbed by that name.

David: You and me both, but someone insisted that it was named that.

(stares at Frink)

Frink: Oh, come on, it was an anagram for radio, I don't read Japanese, I don't watch anime, how was I supposed to know.

David: I'll work on changing the name. In the meantime, your challenge is to eat a disgusting yet edible thing of my choice. I think you all know how to win. Japanese, one of you goes twice. How about Misty?

Misty: No thanks.

David: It wasn't a suggestion.

Misty: You worded it as a question, so it was.

David: If I promise you don't have to eat bugs, will you do it.

Misty: Oh, sure.

David: Okay, Misty, Bart you must eat a hand full of goldeen eggs. (they are easily eaten)

(Time passes, Ken and Bubbles are next.)

David: Now you must eat eye of pirah (Ken has already eaten his) na. Okay, Bubbles?

Bubbles: I can't. Sorry.

David: Okay, 1 point to Japanese

(Richie throws up on his turn, so by the time Misty and Edd are left, the score is tied)

David: Okay I've been saving the worst for last. You must eat (beep). What was that for? Anyways you must eat (beep). Oh come on, it's not really a swear word. Someone watches too much South Park. No beeps okay. You must eat meecrob.

Edd: Yum, my favorite. (He eats it. So does Misty, except she threw it up a few seconds later.)

David: Sorry Misty, but the rules say the Americans get a point. And they win immunity.

(The Americans cheer, high-five, and happily go to camp, never to be seen in this chapter again)

Frink: I must leave as well. Goodbye, flayven.

David: Thank god, he's gone. Japanese, see you at council.

(They walk away slowly, like all losers do. We'll just skip ahead to their thoughts as they walk to council.)

Misty: I feel I'll be voted off for sure. I lost the challenge for us, that's the basis for any vote early in the game.

Todd: I don't think my acrophobia will play a big part in council, hopefully everyone focuses on voting Misty and Richie instead.

Cody: I don't think I've done anything to upset people. Then again, neither has Willis or Duplica. We've probably all made mistakes. It could be anybody. No one has a clear advantage.

Ken: I've sort of formed a little alliance with Cody. 2 people may not be enough, but if everyone else is divided, It'll work.

Sora: If I had to choose, I'd vote off Richie. He's been too quiet, and you can't trust the quiet ones.

(The Japanese make it council, and David explains the whole series of torches explained in the previous chapter.)

David: So it seems there are a lot of people who could go first. I mean, Misty and Richie lost immunity, and Sora and Todd lost the reward challenge. Who do you think will be voted off?

Todd: Well, it depends on the person. If that person thought the reward was more important than immunity, he votes for me. He may vote for Richie because he threw up in the immunity challenge. To sum it up, I have no idea.

David: Okay, let's find out, Todd vote first.

(Shot of Todd voting DUPLICA)

Todd: She looks nice, but I think she's someone who backstabs you when she gets the chance.

(Shot of Misty and Ken voting. Shot of Cody voting MISTY)

Cody: I think me and Ken agreed on voting Misty. She lost the challenge and later in the game may be a threat to win, seeing as how she has been on this type of show at least 3 times.

(Shot of Willis voting. Shot of Richie voting WILLIS)

Richie: You're a nice guy, but you can be really annoying sometimes, especially with that "we've got tree mail" stuff.

(Shot of Duplica voting. Shot of Sora voting RICHIE)

Sora: Like I said earlier, you can't trust the quiet ones.

David: I'll count the votes. First vote is for Misty.

(Misty is calm)

David: Next is Todd, then Sora. Fourth vote is for Willis ( Willis is nervous)

David: Duplica. Then Richie. After that, Ken.

(Ken is shocked)

David: And the person who gets voted off is…(David stares at the vote but doesn't show it) Oh my god. This wasn't supposed to happen. (Picks up a walkie-talkie) Rob! Zak! Get to council. We have a TT8 in progress!

Zak: We're sort of busy now, it can't be that…a TT8. That's never happened in the history of survivor, real or fake. We're on our way.

Misty: What happened?

Sora: Did someone demand a recount?

Willis: Did you lose the last vote?

Cody: Did professor Frink vote as well?

David: No. Much worse than that, except the Frink part. The last vote is for (shows vote) Cody. It's an 8-way tie, I've no idea what to do.

Todd: What are the rules.

David: There are no rules, no one expected this to ever happen.

Richie: Can't you use the regular tie rules?

David: Quote "In case of a tie, the castaways in the tie will explain why they should not be voted off. Then the castaways who AREN't in the tie will vote for one of the castaways on the tie" unquote. You're all in the tie, no one can vote.

Richie: I see.

(Rob and Zak come up)

Rob: We got here as fast as we could.

Zak: Yeah, some kid insisted we let Mimi come to his town on Halloween. He threatened to kill us with queen snake venom if we didn't.

Rob: He's a tad weird.

Zak: We thought of an effective AND entertaining method. (Whispers it into David's ear)

David: Great idea. Okay, we will have our first personal immunity challenge. Now you each must write down who you think voted for who. Person who gets most right wins.

(They write down their answers. As David collects their papers, they whisper to him who they voted for.)

David: Okay I've figured out that the winner is Ken, who got them all right. You get the immunity necklace. Keep it until the merge. Now Ken, tell everyone who voted for you.

Ken: Misty.

David; Well Misty, you have to vote differently, since Ken can't be voted off. Your vote will decide who wins.

(Shot of Misty voting but we can't see who she votes for)

Misty: I voted for Ken 'cause he was a threat to win. I'm voting for this person because this person I just hate.

David: And the First Japanese person to be voted off is (shows vote) Willis.

(Willis is shocked. He takes his torch up)

David: Willis, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go. Everyone else, go back to camp. We've all had a long day.

Final words

Willis: I didn't see that coming. I don't know what I did that made Misty and someone else mad enough to vote me off, but I'm sure they had good reasons. My plan was to just be a follower and not get into any arguments, but it didn't work. Well good luck to the remaining digidestined. Ken, Sora, Cody, I know you'll all go far.

Next time

Amy discovers a shocking fact about Emmitt that will surprise everyone

What sort of romance will start next time (or did I already answer that?)?

More of the crystal subplot revealed.

Post-author notes

That tie was weird. I'm sorry if I overused Professor Frink, but he's such a funny character. More references. E-mail me with where they came from and I may tell you who gets voted off next. And please review. You MUST review. Thanks to those that have. I don't care if I announce the crystal subplot because no one'll guess what it means. Tell me all your ideas, but they'll be wrong. The subplot will continue past this fic.