"Dino Crisis's New Enemy"

            Regina and Rick got together for a special dinner, Regina thought it was the anniversary of the Ibis island incident. She always had a "thing" for Rick. He held her first kiss since 5th grade. And every mission they had together, she would always save Rick's life instead of Gail's (obviously…).

            Well, Rick finally said to Regina, "Regina, I have something really important to tell you." Regina lit up like a candle. She was anticipating for a wedding ring. Rick continued, "I- Well you know how I wear eye-shadow? You know, the blue shiny kind? Well I'm, I'm, gay."

            Regina's smile slowly dropped into a frown. Her eyes looked down in shame. She said, "You're gay? I thought you only wore the eye-shadow because it made you look tough. Or something like that."

            "No, Regina," Rick explained, "You remember Dr. Kirk and how we rescued him from Ibis island? Well, ever since then I've been having an affair with him. I mean he DOES look like a girl…"

            "But what about those moments? Escaping from Ibis, being together throughout the missions, sharing our first kiss? Doesn't any of that mean anything to you?"

            "WHAT moments? Almost being blown to pieces when escaping from the island? Almost being torn to shreds by the dinosaurs? ME BEING BEAT UP BY YOUR 5th GRADE BOYFRIEND??? You mean those moments? What kind of nutcase are you? You might have enjoyed those, but I think I crapped my pants at each event!"

            Tears filled up in Regina's eyes. She quivered and said, "But I thought we had something for each other! I LET GAIL DIE BECAUSE I WAS TOO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!! Now I find that you're having an affair with the enemy?! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!" Regina stood up from her seat and slapped him across the face. "Thanks a lot, Rick. Now I'll get paid extra for turning you in. But 1,000 extra dollars still isn't worth losing your heart. Just remember that when you're in jail, O.K.?"

            Regina ran out of the restaurant sobbing. But the worst part is that she never said a word, allowing Rick to continue his affair and not be caught.