Take My Word

Take my word, never eat with a hare

Doesn't matter how and it doesn't matter where

Eatin' course by course

Like your regular horse

Never in your life eat with a hare!

Take my word, never give a rat some stew

Because it's likely to be the last thing you do

Brandishing a sword

Calling out a horde

Never in your life give a rat some stew!

Take my word, never stray from the path

Going off will take you fore and aft

You'll be slain

Before you make any gain

Never in your life stray from the path!

Take my word, always tell the truth

It's worked wonders through and through

Just one little lie

And you're dead like a fly

Always in your life should you tell the truth!

Heed my advice, and you'll live quite long

Always take my word, and don't get me wrong

Think it through

Do what I tell you to

And living through life will never go wrong!