Cordelia Chase walked towards the exit in the hospital. She thought to
herself, "who wears yellow shirts and green pants?" The yellow and green
outfit she "borrowed" from her victim was ill fitting. "I guess it's time
to go shopping! Taxi!"
After a short taxi ride later Cordelia was in her heaven. She was shopping once again on Rodeo Drive. "I loooooove all of these outfits." She smiled and looked down to the dead salespeople. "Free? For moi? Thank you sooo much!" She stepped towards the door and sighed. "But your service totally sucked. Geddit? Sucked! No one enjoys my humor." She grabbed all of her expensive clothes. "I can so totally get used to this!"
"They lost her!"
"How can you lose a coma patient?"
"Well technically maybe it is a result of her demonic state. Oooo I should research that!"
"Maybe they just moved her. Switched the rooms."
Angel paced back and forth in The Hyperion's lobby while the others watched. "I should have been there! What if it was demons! What if it was an HMO thing? I should have listened to her and gotten life insurance!"
"But your dead… aren't you?" Fred said.
"I don't think he meant for himself honey."
Wesley rolled his eyes. "No honey's on the job."
"What about Baby? Or Sweetie?"
"Can we stop with the cutesy nickname debate!" Angel's voice quivered a little "I lost her again."
The room went quiet as it dawned on them that they lost Cordelia. The phone rang and Angel ran over to answer it. "Did you find her!"
"Find who?"
"Cordy!"
Cordelia laughed. "I guess that's still my name."
"Huh? Where are you? Are you ok?"
"Well I'm dead. And the rest is for you to figure out." She smirked a bit.
"Dead?"
"Like you dumbass!"
"Cordy stop pulling my leg. Where are you?"
"Like I'd tell you. I was supposed to be sent home to be your spy. Then I thought screw that. I want to be the queen of the universe. I want all mortals to hear my name and cringe in terror. I want to be famous."
"You want to be what? Your not making sense."
"Are you sure you're a champion? You are the stupidest person thing I've ever met! Do I need to spell it out for you?" She started to speak very slowly in a condescending manner. "I am a vampire."
"So you want to be Dracula?"
Cordelia sighed very annoyed. "Dumbass!" She then slammed the phone on him.
"Cordy?" He looked at the phone in his hand. "She hung up on me!"
"Cordelia?" Wes asked. "I thought she was in a coma."
"Apparently she's been vamped." Angel looked heartbroken. He'd lost his battle to protect her. And it was his entire fault. "She she didn't say how though. I knew I shouldn't have left her alone." Without warning Angel grabbed one of the chairs and threw it across the room with all his might.
The rest of them sat there shocked. This time they had lost Cordelia for good.
After a short taxi ride later Cordelia was in her heaven. She was shopping once again on Rodeo Drive. "I loooooove all of these outfits." She smiled and looked down to the dead salespeople. "Free? For moi? Thank you sooo much!" She stepped towards the door and sighed. "But your service totally sucked. Geddit? Sucked! No one enjoys my humor." She grabbed all of her expensive clothes. "I can so totally get used to this!"
"They lost her!"
"How can you lose a coma patient?"
"Well technically maybe it is a result of her demonic state. Oooo I should research that!"
"Maybe they just moved her. Switched the rooms."
Angel paced back and forth in The Hyperion's lobby while the others watched. "I should have been there! What if it was demons! What if it was an HMO thing? I should have listened to her and gotten life insurance!"
"But your dead… aren't you?" Fred said.
"I don't think he meant for himself honey."
Wesley rolled his eyes. "No honey's on the job."
"What about Baby? Or Sweetie?"
"Can we stop with the cutesy nickname debate!" Angel's voice quivered a little "I lost her again."
The room went quiet as it dawned on them that they lost Cordelia. The phone rang and Angel ran over to answer it. "Did you find her!"
"Find who?"
"Cordy!"
Cordelia laughed. "I guess that's still my name."
"Huh? Where are you? Are you ok?"
"Well I'm dead. And the rest is for you to figure out." She smirked a bit.
"Dead?"
"Like you dumbass!"
"Cordy stop pulling my leg. Where are you?"
"Like I'd tell you. I was supposed to be sent home to be your spy. Then I thought screw that. I want to be the queen of the universe. I want all mortals to hear my name and cringe in terror. I want to be famous."
"You want to be what? Your not making sense."
"Are you sure you're a champion? You are the stupidest person thing I've ever met! Do I need to spell it out for you?" She started to speak very slowly in a condescending manner. "I am a vampire."
"So you want to be Dracula?"
Cordelia sighed very annoyed. "Dumbass!" She then slammed the phone on him.
"Cordy?" He looked at the phone in his hand. "She hung up on me!"
"Cordelia?" Wes asked. "I thought she was in a coma."
"Apparently she's been vamped." Angel looked heartbroken. He'd lost his battle to protect her. And it was his entire fault. "She she didn't say how though. I knew I shouldn't have left her alone." Without warning Angel grabbed one of the chairs and threw it across the room with all his might.
The rest of them sat there shocked. This time they had lost Cordelia for good.