The Button

By: Fireblade



As with most of my stuff, this has nopoint. It's just a way to get ideas out of my head. These aren't exactly crossovers. It's actually several little short stories. But I couldn't figure out where to put these.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gundam Wing.



THE BUTTON

JB: Are you sure I can't push this little red button?

Duo: I'm sure!

JB: You sure?

Duo: I'm sure!

JB: You positive?

Duo: NO! Only fools are positive. Besides you could blow up the entire world if you pushed that button.

JB: evil grin REALLY?!? Oh wow! Now I really really want to push it!

Duo: Uh oh, I shouldn't have said that. No you don't. You see if you push that Heero will come and kill me!

JB: seriously thinking And that's... bad.

Duo: Yes, nobody can be that heartless.

JB: Hmmm, now let me push that button!

just at that moment Quatre runs in and screams at the top of his lungs

Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHH big breath AHHHHHHHHHHHH



Duo: grabs Quatre Quatre, buddy, what's wrong?

Quatre: It's the most horrible thing. You would never be able to imagine the damage it has caused!

In the background JB is inching towards "THE BUTTON"

Duo: Hold it right there Missy. Quatre what's the problem?

Quatre: It's Relena!

Duo: What about Relena?

Quatre: big breath She'stakinguptapdancing. YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HER! We're all doomed! begins to cry

Duo: OH NO! gets really stupid looking horrified look on his face What are we gonna do? light bulb JB, press the button!

JB: Oh no you don't. You just wanna get me in trouble. No way Jose. I ain't gonna do it. You think you're so big and bad. Usin' that reverse psychology stuff on me. Well guess what buster. It's workin'. I ain't gonna push that button. YOU do it, if you want it done so bad.

Duo lunges for the button just as Relena taps into the room, horribly off beat and in this pink leotard and tutu thing

All except Relena: AHHHHHHHHHHbig breath AHHHHHHHHHH