Javert: 1st Try
:::A dark haired young man wearing a traditional kendou outfit enters the room:::
Man in skirt thingy: I, Tatewaki Kuno, am here to be the star of the show!
:::The twins raise their eyebrows and give each other a 'look':::
Zelda: I hate to have to tell you this, Mr. Kuno, but we've already cast the lead role.
Kuno: What?!? Surely you jest!
Shad: Ehh… Nah. She's tellin' the truth.
Kuno: Then make a change! I should play the star role!
Shadow: I dunna think so. :::Scowls:::
Kuno: If I can't be the star, then I won't be in your play at all! :::Runs out of the building:::
Shad and Zels: Uhh… Yeah. Whatever. Next!
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Javert: 2nd Try
:::A man with long, wavy auburn hair enters the room. He is wearing a sporty, slightly fancy suit:::
Long haired man: Hi. I'm here to try out for the part of Javert.
Twins: Name?
Auburn haired man: Maxfield Stanton.
Zelda: Did you just get a Boston accent when you said that?
Maxfield: Of course not.
Shadow: Is that your real name?
Maxfield: …
Shadow: I didn't think so. So, what is your real name?
Maxfield: Nephlyte.
Zelda: That's an unusual name. Do you, by any chance, know a man with long, white-blue hair named Malachite?
Nephlyte: What?!? He was here?!?
Shadow: Yeah… Do you not like him or somethin'?
Nephlyte: No, it's not that… What part did he try out for?
Zelda: None of them. He came here by accident; he meant to go to The Phantom of the Opera auditions. Down the street.
Nephlyte: Ah. Well, I really wanted to sing that song about the stars, but… Well, thank you anyway. I'm going to find Malachite. If a blonde girl named Zoycite comes here, would you mind telling her where I am?
Shadow: Sure, no prob!
Nephlyte: Thanks. Goodbye!
:::Nephlyte leaves the room, leaving behind a slightly disappointed looking set of twins:::
Shadow: :::Sighs::: What a waste…
Zelda: Yeah… I love the hair…
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Javert: 3rd Try
:::A young man in Chinese style clothing sneaks into the room, his short black ponytail swaying from side to side. His onyx eyes search the room nervously, finally resting upon the twins:::
Black haired young man: Chang WuFei. I'd like to try out for the part of Javert.
:::The twins look at the Chinese boy closely, as if measuring him against some unwritten standards:::
Shadow: By the Guardians, loosen up some! You'd think you've got a stick stuck up your butt from the way you're standing!
WuFei: Shut up, onna! You don't know what you're talking about!
Shadow: Hey, no need to get so moody, I'm just tryin' to help!
WuFei: That isn't necessary. Besides…
Shad and Zels: What?
WuFei: :::Dropping his voice to just above a whisper::: It's a sword.
Twins: Huh?!?!?
WuFei: I said nothing. Let us continue with the audition. :::Glares:::
Twins: :::Raising their eyebrows::: Okay…
:::A few moments pass as WuFei and Shadow hold an impromptu, unofficial staring match that ends in a tie when Zelda breaks it up by stepping between them:::
Zelda: Enough! :::Gives Shadow and WuFei The Zelda Hyrule Look of Death(:::
Shadow: Eeep! :::Jumps back::: Okay, I stopped!
WuFei: All right, onnas. What must I do in order to get this role?
Shadow: Sing this. :::Hands WuFei a script::: I'm sure you'll know the tune.
WuFei: :::Reads the script, throws Shadow a suspicious look, clears his throat, and begins to sing::: Got rice? Got rice? Got-
Zelda: Shadow, that's not in the show!
Shadow: Oops. Sorry, Wuffie…
WuFei: Not you too! Baka onna! I had prayed that only Maxwell would call me by that weakling name…
Shadow: Wuffie?
WuFei: Stop! If you promise to never call me that again, I will spare your life.
Shadow: Wuffie, Wuffie, Wuffie!!!
WuFei: DIE!!! :::Pulls his sword out so quickly that the twins can't even tell where it was sheathed::: You'll regret that, onna! Injustice! Dishonor! :::Begins chasing Shadow around the room:::
Shadow: Well… :::Starts running::: He's definitely got the right attitude, that's for sure!
Zelda: WuFei! Congratulations! You've got the part!
Shadow: Good job, Chink! :::Executes a perfect backflip over WuFei's head and glomps onto his back::: Yaaaaay! :::Cuddles WuFei like a stuffed (panda) bear:::
WuFei: Ack… :::Gets a nosebleed:::
Zelda: :::Talking to herself::: Oh, my… I wonder how he'll manage the Red Light District scene when he arrests Fantine…
:::A dark haired young man wearing a traditional kendou outfit enters the room:::
Man in skirt thingy: I, Tatewaki Kuno, am here to be the star of the show!
:::The twins raise their eyebrows and give each other a 'look':::
Zelda: I hate to have to tell you this, Mr. Kuno, but we've already cast the lead role.
Kuno: What?!? Surely you jest!
Shad: Ehh… Nah. She's tellin' the truth.
Kuno: Then make a change! I should play the star role!
Shadow: I dunna think so. :::Scowls:::
Kuno: If I can't be the star, then I won't be in your play at all! :::Runs out of the building:::
Shad and Zels: Uhh… Yeah. Whatever. Next!
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Javert: 2nd Try
:::A man with long, wavy auburn hair enters the room. He is wearing a sporty, slightly fancy suit:::
Long haired man: Hi. I'm here to try out for the part of Javert.
Twins: Name?
Auburn haired man: Maxfield Stanton.
Zelda: Did you just get a Boston accent when you said that?
Maxfield: Of course not.
Shadow: Is that your real name?
Maxfield: …
Shadow: I didn't think so. So, what is your real name?
Maxfield: Nephlyte.
Zelda: That's an unusual name. Do you, by any chance, know a man with long, white-blue hair named Malachite?
Nephlyte: What?!? He was here?!?
Shadow: Yeah… Do you not like him or somethin'?
Nephlyte: No, it's not that… What part did he try out for?
Zelda: None of them. He came here by accident; he meant to go to The Phantom of the Opera auditions. Down the street.
Nephlyte: Ah. Well, I really wanted to sing that song about the stars, but… Well, thank you anyway. I'm going to find Malachite. If a blonde girl named Zoycite comes here, would you mind telling her where I am?
Shadow: Sure, no prob!
Nephlyte: Thanks. Goodbye!
:::Nephlyte leaves the room, leaving behind a slightly disappointed looking set of twins:::
Shadow: :::Sighs::: What a waste…
Zelda: Yeah… I love the hair…
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Javert: 3rd Try
:::A young man in Chinese style clothing sneaks into the room, his short black ponytail swaying from side to side. His onyx eyes search the room nervously, finally resting upon the twins:::
Black haired young man: Chang WuFei. I'd like to try out for the part of Javert.
:::The twins look at the Chinese boy closely, as if measuring him against some unwritten standards:::
Shadow: By the Guardians, loosen up some! You'd think you've got a stick stuck up your butt from the way you're standing!
WuFei: Shut up, onna! You don't know what you're talking about!
Shadow: Hey, no need to get so moody, I'm just tryin' to help!
WuFei: That isn't necessary. Besides…
Shad and Zels: What?
WuFei: :::Dropping his voice to just above a whisper::: It's a sword.
Twins: Huh?!?!?
WuFei: I said nothing. Let us continue with the audition. :::Glares:::
Twins: :::Raising their eyebrows::: Okay…
:::A few moments pass as WuFei and Shadow hold an impromptu, unofficial staring match that ends in a tie when Zelda breaks it up by stepping between them:::
Zelda: Enough! :::Gives Shadow and WuFei The Zelda Hyrule Look of Death(:::
Shadow: Eeep! :::Jumps back::: Okay, I stopped!
WuFei: All right, onnas. What must I do in order to get this role?
Shadow: Sing this. :::Hands WuFei a script::: I'm sure you'll know the tune.
WuFei: :::Reads the script, throws Shadow a suspicious look, clears his throat, and begins to sing::: Got rice? Got rice? Got-
Zelda: Shadow, that's not in the show!
Shadow: Oops. Sorry, Wuffie…
WuFei: Not you too! Baka onna! I had prayed that only Maxwell would call me by that weakling name…
Shadow: Wuffie?
WuFei: Stop! If you promise to never call me that again, I will spare your life.
Shadow: Wuffie, Wuffie, Wuffie!!!
WuFei: DIE!!! :::Pulls his sword out so quickly that the twins can't even tell where it was sheathed::: You'll regret that, onna! Injustice! Dishonor! :::Begins chasing Shadow around the room:::
Shadow: Well… :::Starts running::: He's definitely got the right attitude, that's for sure!
Zelda: WuFei! Congratulations! You've got the part!
Shadow: Good job, Chink! :::Executes a perfect backflip over WuFei's head and glomps onto his back::: Yaaaaay! :::Cuddles WuFei like a stuffed (panda) bear:::
WuFei: Ack… :::Gets a nosebleed:::
Zelda: :::Talking to herself::: Oh, my… I wonder how he'll manage the Red Light District scene when he arrests Fantine…