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1 Link Meets Jay and Silent Bob
1.1 By; Link
The story starts out outside of the quick stop we can hear Jay singing "Fuck fuck fuck mother-motherfuck mother-motherfuck fuck motherfuck motherfuck noich noich noich 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 noich noich noich smoking weed smoking wiz doing coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin…" some guy walks up "Uh… let me get a nickel bag" Jay starts singing again "fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe" (then it fades out to Kokiri forest). Our hero of many a time Link is just leaving to go to the wedding of him and Zelda, but the second he leaves the forest the ground starts rumbling right under his feet. Then a giant explosion happens "Whooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Link yelled and our hero gets thrown up into the sky and then when he's falling he goes right through the ground into some kind of portal. Suddenly he's in a world where everything is flesh and blood and 3-D. Then he hears a weird voice " whoa check that shit out lunchbox that guy just fell out of nowhere." Link turned around and saw two guys a skinny one and a fat one instantly he unsheathed his sword and pointed it at them. "Whoa man check out that shit you need to calm down here have a sampler," Jay said while handing him some marijuana wrapped up in a white piece of paper. Link had no idea what the little white thing was he just grabbed it and said, "What am I supposed to do with this?" Jay replied "Put it in your fucking mouth then light" Link then took one end of the doobie put it in his mouth and he pulled out a flaming arrow put it up to it lit it and inhaled, and then exhaled the smoke. In a couple of seconds His eyes were drooping and he was seeing some weird stuff. Suddenly a portal appeared out of nowhere and Link got sucked up into. "Now that guy was a fucking moron lunchbox" Jay said to Bob Silent Bob just looked at him and sighed. Back in Hyrule It was ten minutes after the wedding was supposed to start and suddenly they heard a scream from outside with a loud thud it was Link falling from the portal. They all rushed out and when they saw Link they quickly grabbed him and pulled him inside, and they started the ceremony Link was up at the front of the church and Zelda was walking up the isle. Link started laugh silently then he laughed out loud uncontrollably and everyone was staring at him Zelda got so embarrassed she yelled "The wedding off" she then went up to him and said "First your late by ten minutes then you show up and your high." Then she just stormed off and link just watched with a smile on his face.
Well that's that story good thing he was high when that happened that would have been majorly embarrassing.
1 Link Meets Jay and Silent Bob
1.1 By; Link
The story starts out outside of the quick stop we can hear Jay singing "Fuck fuck fuck mother-motherfuck mother-motherfuck fuck motherfuck motherfuck noich noich noich 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 noich noich noich smoking weed smoking wiz doing coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin…" some guy walks up "Uh… let me get a nickel bag" Jay starts singing again "fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe" (then it fades out to Kokiri forest). Our hero of many a time Link is just leaving to go to the wedding of him and Zelda, but the second he leaves the forest the ground starts rumbling right under his feet. Then a giant explosion happens "Whooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Link yelled and our hero gets thrown up into the sky and then when he's falling he goes right through the ground into some kind of portal. Suddenly he's in a world where everything is flesh and blood and 3-D. Then he hears a weird voice " whoa check that shit out lunchbox that guy just fell out of nowhere." Link turned around and saw two guys a skinny one and a fat one instantly he unsheathed his sword and pointed it at them. "Whoa man check out that shit you need to calm down here have a sampler," Jay said while handing him some marijuana wrapped up in a white piece of paper. Link had no idea what the little white thing was he just grabbed it and said, "What am I supposed to do with this?" Jay replied "Put it in your fucking mouth then light" Link then took one end of the doobie put it in his mouth and he pulled out a flaming arrow put it up to it lit it and inhaled, and then exhaled the smoke. In a couple of seconds His eyes were drooping and he was seeing some weird stuff. Suddenly a portal appeared out of nowhere and Link got sucked up into. "Now that guy was a fucking moron lunchbox" Jay said to Bob Silent Bob just looked at him and sighed. Back in Hyrule It was ten minutes after the wedding was supposed to start and suddenly they heard a scream from outside with a loud thud it was Link falling from the portal. They all rushed out and when they saw Link they quickly grabbed him and pulled him inside, and they started the ceremony Link was up at the front of the church and Zelda was walking up the isle. Link started laugh silently then he laughed out loud uncontrollably and everyone was staring at him Zelda got so embarrassed she yelled "The wedding off" she then went up to him and said "First your late by ten minutes then you show up and your high." Then she just stormed off and link just watched with a smile on his face.
Well that's that story good thing he was high when that happened that would have been majorly embarrassing.