Pearl Harbor in thirty seconds

Raif: I love you, Evelyn!
Evelyn: I love you, Raif!
Raif: Oh, no, I am dead!
Danny: I have some bad news for you, Evelyn.
Evelyn: [cries]
Danny: I love you, Evelyn.
Evelyn: I love you, Danny. Let's screw.
Raif: Wait, I've decided to make a reappearance. I hate you, Danny.
Danny: I hate you, too, Raif.
Evelyn: I'm screwed. And pregnant. Bet no one saw that coming.
Raif and Danny: Even though we hate each other, we'll bond in our mutual hatred of the Japs. Let's blow some stuff up.
Danny: Oh, I'm dead. Bet no one saw this coming, either.
[Raif returns Danny's coffin to Evelyn, and it is SAD.]
Faith Hill: [sings]