Gundam Wing meets Yu-Gi-Oh

Chappie three: Scarlet Moon, Yami Yugi Chan and TORTURE!! ^_^

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh is NOT mine nor is Gundam Wing, my Great Friend Scarlet Moon (SM) is in here because she likes to enter my random ficcies (As do I) and because she give me FULL permission! (And a lot of ideas too MWAH AHHAHAHAH!!) ^_^

YES!! I've just been sooo inspired to do this!! ^_^ MWA HAHAAHHAHAAH!! SM! Thanks for all those good ideas! And the reviews I have 3 bloody chapters of SoTaSoO to put up . DAMN BANNING!! Oh well! Anyway guys? ENJOY!!

(We return to Seto's Mansion!)

Yami: Ok YYC, what ARE we doin' today? I'm reeeal bored!!

YYC: (Whilst stomping on Heero with Y. Malik) ^_^ Ummm I don't know.. I was gonna invite you know who over!

Seto: (Blinks) WHO IS YOU KNOW WHO!!? IT CAN'T BE GOOD!! .

YYC: MWA HAHAAHAH

Y. Malik: Ooooh I know!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seto: WHO IS IT!! .

Wufei: as long as it isn't another annoying woman then I don't care!

YYC: ¬_¬0 You really suck! You DO know that riiight?

Wufei: ¬_¬ I hate you!

YYC: :P NYAAAH!! XP

Heero: . Omae—

YYC & Y. Malik: SHUT UP WITH THAT!! . (Both raise lightning bolts)

Heero: O.o0

Duo: ^_^ MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

Trowa: (Sits down and begins to juggle knives, Quatre claps but suddenly laughter is heard) ///O?

???: GO MY PREETIES!! KILL! KILL! KIIIIIILL!! MWA HAHAHAHAH!!]

YYC: I know that laugh! ^_^ You're here, early I see!

???: Yes I am! MWA HAHHAHAHA

(Tigers suddenly leap on to Trowa and start biting him, Trowa remains silent but pain is etched on to his face!)

Duo: YYC? Who is this?

YYC: This is one of my best friends SM, or Scarlet Moon, but we call her SM for making-our-lives-as-authors-easier!!

Duo: O.o0

Yugi: Hi ya SM!! ^_^

SM: Hi Yugi!! ^_^ My… how… you.. haven't grown…. O.o0

All: O.o0

Yami: MWA HAHAHAHAHHA SM! What brings you here?

SM: Well YYC had some ideas and I gave her some ideas so here I am! ^_~

YYC: Ooooh yeah!! (Rubs hands together) ^_^ MWA HAHAHHHAHA!!

Seto: O.o0 ooooh nooooo!! (Hides in a cupboard)

Wufei: Gaaah another useless woman!! .

SM: (Flames surrounded her) WHAAAT DID YOU CAL MEEEEE FAG BOY!? .

Wufei: O.o0

SM: PAAAY FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!! (Raises Laptop) AUTHOR POWER!! (Echo)

YYC: ^_^ I hear ya! (Also raises laptop) ^_^ MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(They begin to type:

[Damn it Wu-Fag sucks!]

[I want some Dr P!]

[I want a MUFFIN!!]

[Umm aren't we meant to be torturing Fag boy?]

[In due time!]

[Oh ok! ^_^]

[Yami woz ere!]

[YAMI!!]

[Sorry O.o0]

[OMAE O KOROSU!! .]

[GRRRR HEERO GET LOST YOU NO GOOD $^%^$^$$^]

[….]

[Ok, down to business!]

[^_^]

[Fag boy is attacked by Cheerleader Malik then a group of pissed off women's rights group and finally a huuuuuge golden ducky lands on his lil' faggy body!! ^_^]

[The end of Wu-Fag for the rest of the chapter, hopefully!!]

And so they FINALLY managed to sway the random urges and actually type some REAL AUTHOR POWER!! (Echo) ^_^)

YYC: BWA HAHHAHA

Y. Malik: (Turns normal) Ahhh much better! ^_^ NYAH AHAHHAHHAHA

SM: MWA HAHAHHAHAHHA!!

Yugi: O.o0 Ummm guys? We really should DO something today..

Yami: Yeah…. Like what?

Yugi: (Shrugs) Don't ask me!

YYC: Hmmm things to do…. Things to do…..

SM: We need something that screams out Random fun! We need something that says FUUUN!! ^_^

Malik: We need to kill Wu-Fag!!

All: O.o0

Malik: What? Well we do….. Humph!! :P

YYC: Hmmm (Looks at Heero) hehehhhhehhehe

SM: Hm? What're you up to?

YYC: (Whispers in SM's ear) Hehehhehehehe

SM: (Grins widely) MWA HAHAHHAHAHA I like it!!

Heero: O.o0

Duo: You're getting' it now!! MWA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!

Trowa: ///T

SM: GO KITTIES!!

(Tigers attack Trowa once more)

YYC & SM: ^_^

Yami: O.o0

Malik: ^_^ GOOOOO CAMIE!! CAPTURE THE RANDOMNESS!! ^_^

Seto: O.o0 …..

Heero: (Blinks) ……

Duo: (Giggles) What ARE you two gonna do?

YYC: ^_^ You'll see Duo-Chan!

Duo: ^_^

SM: Awww he could be your side kick, like I have Malik!

Malik: ^_^ Yes mistress!

YYC: Hmmm y'know that's a good idea!

Duo: ^_^ (Grins and bows) I am at your service mon capitan!

YYC: ^_~ MWA HAHAHAHHAHAH!!

Heero: O.o0

Trowa: ///x

Quatre: TROOOOOWAAAAAA!! .

Wufei: (With swirly eyes) Juuuuusssstiiiiiiceeeeee X_X

END OF CHAPPIE 3

Sorry that it was sooooo short guys! But review and you will see more! More evilness and MORE RANDOMNESS!! ^_~

Ciao, Auf weidersehen, Ja Matte, Au roviour and ta-ta! ^_~

--YYC-- "Yup I am also CDC, the one and the same!!" ^_^