Ok, here's the deal with this story.....lord, am I gonna have to kill
myself after I post this?! I can't actually believe that I'm considering
this, but hey, I'll have 2 stories if I post this! Lol, and this one won't
keep people waiting! This story is just something that I write when I have
nothing else to do, which is or at least WAS very often, I do not know how
this thing is gonna look on the site, but on my computer, the all caps
makes it look good, but then again, my computer's kinda.....ANYWAYZ....
I'm going to keep the story portion on 10 font, so maybe it wont be so bad? Yeah, whatever. This story might be boring, but whatever, I care not what happens! I just want to post it for some odd reason. ~~ I own nothing but me, my name, and anyone that I say is in my family or that you've never heard of. Lol.~~ Side comments(in parentheses, as are what the character does-don't get 'em confused)...are done by my sister, if you know her, good; if you DON'T- Go read her story, "Truely Electrifying", and it's that....damn....good. Some comments are done by me, if you don't understand something, sorry. Sometimes I was writing this story at 3 in the moring, so spare me. Hey, that can be a new saying of mine..this story was not done in chapters and will never be finished because it's neverending, I just broke it up to fit on the site.....OK, I'll shut up now.
YEAH, OK THE STORY IS BORING(WELL, I WASN'T GON' SAY NOTHIN')(A/N: I was writing another story before this one with my...."ex" in it and now I don't like him so whatever...)...IT'S BETTER WHEN THE ROCK IS IN IT HUH?(SI, POR FAVOR) WELL I THINK I MIGHT JUST CHANGE THE STORY AROUND A LIL'...HMM, I THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT TA DO....YEAH BUT I THINK I MIGHT DO IT LATER. I'M KINDA ON A BLANK FOR THIS IDEA, I'VE BEEN READING HARRY POTTER SO I NEED TO FINISH IT BEFORE I START ANYTHING AGAIN. I SHOULD BE DONE SOON WITH IT SO I CAN THINK OF WHAT TO WRITE.
OK, IN THIS PART, YOU'LL DEFINITLY KNOW THIS IS A NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN-JUST-A- DREAM THING.
JESSICA-(THINKING)HMM....NOW WHAT RESTUARANT AM I GONNA GO TO? THE ONE THATS THE CLOSEST. (I PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT AND WHATNOT)(I SEE THE "SEAT YOURSELF" SIGN)
(OUTLOUD) DAMN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
GUY-WELL...YOU CAN JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE.
JESSICA-(JUMPS)OH THANKS BUT-(SHE GASPS)
GUY-....BUT?(HE LOOKS AT HER EXPRESSION)I'M SORRY...DID I STARTLE YOU?
JESSICA-I-UM....NO, I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT....I DIDN'T EXPECT TO MEET YOU HERE-IN A RESTUARANT.
GUY-WELL....WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
JESSICA-I-....I DON'T KNOW. (HE LAUGHS)
GUY-WHAT, YOU DON'T EXPECT THE ROCK TO EAT IN RESTUARANTS?
JESSICA-I MEAN, YEAH, I WOULD THINK SO, BUT....ME, MEETING YOU HERE AND YOU ASKING ME TO JOIN YOU.....THAT'S SOMETHING HARD TO BELIEVE..
ROCK-WELL....YOU JUST LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A TALKATIVE PERSON AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. NO OFFENSE.
JESSICA-NONE TAKEN, I KNOW I TALK TOO MUCH..WELL, AT LEAST AROUND PEOPLE I KNOW...
ROCK-SO, WOULD YOU DO ME THE PLEASURE OF JOINING ME FOR A MEAL?
JESSICA-SURE, WHY NOT. (SHE SITS DOWN)
WELL, IT'S 11:34 AGAIN HERE, ON October 10, 2001, AND WE HAD A HALF DAY OF SCHOOL. YAY FOR ME!
I GET TO SLEEP! LOL I MIGHT NOT GO TO SLEEP, I'LL JUST WRITE IN THE STORY.
ROCK-SO, WE HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED. I'M-
JESSICA-DWAYNE JOHNSON. YEAH, I KNOW.
ROCK-WELL YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH...I CAN'T DO THE SAME FOR YOU, SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JESSICA-JESSICA.
ROCK-JESSICA....JESSICA WHAT?
JESSICA-WELL.....I PREFER BEING CALLED JESSICA. BUT MY REAL NAME IS DAVIDA MOORE.
ROCK-OH, OK. WHAT, IS JESSICA YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
JESSICA-ONE OF THEM.
ROCK-ONE OF THEM?
JESSICA-I HAVE TWO. YEAH, I KNOW IT'S ODD, BUT HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? IT TENDED TO STICK TO ME OVER THE YEARS. AND MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND BIRTH CERTIFICATE.....
ROCK-(HE LAUGHS) YEAH, SO I FIGURED. IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, BUT WHY DO YOU PREFER BEING CALLED "JESSICA"?
JESSICA-I DON'T REALLY LIKE MY FIRST NAME. BUT I ANSWER TO DAVIDA AND JESSICA.
ROCK-I LIKE THAT NAME. DAVIDA...IT'S PRETTY.
JESSICA-YEAH WELL....I'M NAMED AFTER MY DAD YOU CAN SAY.
ROCK-HIS NAME IS....DAVID?
JESSICA-UH-HUH. I WASN'T BORN DAVIDA, BUT I WON'T GO INTO IT, IT'S A BORING STORY AND I JUST MET YOU SO WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS ANYWAYS?
ROCK-NO, I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THIS. YOU WATCH WRESTLING RIGHT?
JESSICA-YEP.
ROCK-ROCK FAN?
JESSICA-HUGE.(STALKER HUGE)(NOT LIKE WITH YOU AND JERICHO!!!)
ROCK-SEE, I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO MANY FANS LIKE I'M JUST ANOTHER PERSON. IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT I GET TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS, EVEN THOUGH WE JUST MET.
JESSICA-YEAH, BUT I DON'T NEED TO START TELLING YOU MY LIFE STORY YET.
ROCK-WELL THAT'S OK, I'M SURE YOU'VE READ MY LIFE STORY, SO, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I'M PAYING YOU BACK HOW EVER MUCH YOU PAID FOR THE BOOK BY LISTENING TO YOU.
JESSICA-TRUE....BUT THAT'S OK, THE 27.56 AND 8 SOMETHING WAS WORTH IT-
ROCK-WAIT, YOU BOUGHT 2 BOOKS?
JESSICA-YEAH, THE HARDCOVER STARTED GETTING MESSED UP, WITH PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING TO SEE IT AND WHATNOT, YOU SHOULD SEE HOW I AM WITH THOSE BOOKS, I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE, SO I GOT THE PAPERBACK, SINCE IT HAD JUST CAME OUT.
ROCK-I WOULD SAY "WHY DO THAT?" BUT I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.
JESSICA-I'M SURE.....
ROCK-SO, CONTINUE WITH YOUR LIFE STORY, IT SOUNDS INTERESTING ALL READY.
JESSICA-NO, IT TAKES TOO LONG, IT'S COMPLICATING, AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD THE STORY OF HOW I CAME TO BE NAMED AFTER MY DAD-
ROCK-COME ON, DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR...THE ROCK.(HE GIVES HER THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW)
JESSICA-(SHE LAUGHS)OH, THROW THAT AT ME, WILL YOU? WELL I'M STILL NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. AS DWAYNE JOHNSON OR AS THE ROCK, SO SODDY.
ROCK-OH, WHAT KIND OF FAN ARE YOU? YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU. I CAN TALK ABOUT YOU ANYTIME, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. ANYONE CAN TALK ABOUT ME, THAT'S THE DISADVANTAGE OF BEING A CELEBRITY, YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, READ, AND TALK ABOUT.
JESSICA-WELL.....TRUE, BUT THERE ARE MANY ADVANTAGES, AM I RIGHT?
ROCK-YEAH, THERE ARE, BUT THE DISADVANTAGE IS WHAT GETS YOU DOWN. CRITISIZIM, CAMERAS EVERYWHERE, PAPARAZZI, ALL THAT CRAP. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ME SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE ENQUIRER IN THE NEXT EDITION, SAYING I WAS CHEATING ON DANY WITH A SCARLET WOMAN.
JESSICA-(LAUGHS)OK, I SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
ROCK-NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. YOU UNDERSTAND ME THOUGH, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-YEAH, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND......BUT, A SCARLET WOMAN?(THEY BOTH LAUGH)
ROCK-OK, SO IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY MIND, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN CALLING YOU A HO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT-
JESSICA-A TAD BIT BETTER, I MUST SAY.(THE WAITRESS COMES OVER AND TAKES THEIR ORDERS AND THEY TALK SOMEMORE AND WHATEVER)
ROCK-OH, WELL I GUESS I'M FULL NOW.
JESSICA-(STARING AT HIM) YOU SHOULD BE! YOU ATE LIKE YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK. OR LIKE YOU WERE HUNGRIER THAT 8 FAT WOMEN ON SLIM FAST....
ROCK-(STARTS LAUGHING) WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT ONE FROM?
JESSICA-MY DAD. HE NORMALLY SAYS ONE WOMAN BUT YOU ATE A WHOOOOOLLLLLEEEE LOT MAN.
ROCK-(KEEPS LAUGHING)I'M SORRY THAT I INTIMIDATED YOU BY MY EATING ABILITIES,BUT WHEN I'M REALLY HUNGRY.....I TEND TO EAT.
JESSICA-AND I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU REACHED OVER TO MY PLATE-
ROCK-IT WAS JUST A FEW FRIES, GET OVER IT ALREADY GIRL.
JESSICA-NO! I REFUSE! THOSE WERE CRUNCHY FRIES YOU TOOK, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT, MAINLY 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK.(STICKS HER TOUNGE OUT AT HIM)
ROCK-LOOK, IF IT'S THAT DAMN DEEP, I'LL PAY FOR YOUR FOOD, OK?
JESSICA-NO, IT'S NOT "THAT DAMN DEEP", I'M GONNA PAY FOR MY FOOD. I WAS JUST KIDDING ANYWAY.
ROCK-I DON'T CARE, YOU MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT AND I'M GONNA PAY FOR YOU.(HE TAKES HIS WALLET OUT)
JESSICA-IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT THING AWAY, I'M GONNA SCREAM...
ROCK-WHAT THING?
JESSICA-THAT WALLET. I KNOW YOU GET A FAT PAYCHECK BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE MONEY YOU GET.
ROCK-WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY. (HE OPENS IT AND SHOWS HER) I ONLY CARRY AROUND SO MUCH. PROBABLY THE SAME AMOUNT YOU CARRY AROUND.
JESSICA-(HAS HER FACE TURNED AWAY)I DON'T THINK I WOULD CARRY AROUND THAT MUCH-(SHE LOOKS AT THE WALLET)THAT'S ABOUT-
ROCK-$150. YEAH. NOW, DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
JESSICA-(SCRUNCHES HER FACE UP)NO CUZ YOU STILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ME AND YOU STILL LIKE YOUR JOB.
ROCK-OH, PLEASE STOP. BE HAPPY FOR ME.
JESSICA-NO. I REFUSE.
ROCK-OK THEN. I'M STILL PAYING FOR YOU.
JESSICA-NO, DON'T KEEP FLAUNTING LIKE BIG MONEY GRIP, I CAN PAY, OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
ROCK-LOOK, CAN I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU SINCE YOU SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON BOOKS, T-SHIRTS, MAGAZINE, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH-
JESSICA-LOOKE HERE MAN-
ROCK-NO, I INSIST, OK? IT'S NOT OFTEN DO I INSIST ON PAYING FOR SOMEONE'S BILL THAT I JUST MET.
JESSICA-WELL DON'T MAKE IT OFTEN AND LET ME PAY-
ROCK-I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN THAT WON'T LET A MAN PAY HER BILL...
JESSICA-WELL I'M ONE I GUESS. YOU AREN'T MY HUSBAND OR ANYTHING, SO I CAN DO IT.
ROCK-(CALLS TO THE WAITRESS)'SCUSE ME MISS?
WAITRESS-YES, SIR? HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-COULD I HAVE BOTH BILLS FOR THIS TABLE PLEASE?
JESSICA-NO-(HE GIVES HER AN EVIL LOOK AND SHE SHUTS UP)
WAITRESS-YOU MAY. (SHE GOES TO GET THEM)
ROCK-DON'T MENTION IT.
JESSICA-I-YOU....OOOOHH....MEN!! STUBBORN AS ALL GET OUT......
ROCK-YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SIDE. AND IF YOU ASK ME-
JESSICA-I DIDN'T-
ROCK-YOU'RE THE ONE BEING STUBBORN.
JESSICA-(NARROWS HER EYES AT HIM AND STICKS HER TOUNGE OUT) WHATEVER....WELL, AT LEAST CAN I LEAVE THE TIP?
ROCK-I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?
JESSICA-UGH.(THROWS FIVE DOLLARS ON THE TABLE) IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AND TO BE YOUR COMPANY, I MUST BE GOING NOW.(SHE GETS UP AND STARTS TO WALK OUT.)
ROCK-(SHAKES HIS HEAD,LAUGHING)WOMEN. (HE GOES UP TO THE COUNTER AND PAYS THE BILL AND LEAVES AFTER HER)(CATCHES UP TO HER)WHAT, I CAN'T EVEN GET A HANDSHAKE?
JESSICA-NOPE.(SHE STOPS AT HER CAR AND TAKES HER KEYS OUT)
ROCK-SO I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT THANKING ME?
JESSICA-I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO PAY FOR ME, NOW DID I?
ROCK-WHY DID YOU GET SO MAD ABOUT THAT?
JESSICA-(UNLOCKS THE DOOR BUT LEAVES IT CLOSED) HOLD UP, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHY DID I GET MAD? I DON'T EVEN KNOW....THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPP, AND I'M MESSING IT UP.
ROCK-WELL....NOT REALLY. YOU'RE STILL A PRETTY COOL GAL.
JESSICA-THANKS.
ROCK-SO, CAN I GET THAT "THANK YOU" OR HANDSHAKE?
JESSICA-HOW 'BOUT BOTH? THANK YOU. (THEY SHAKE HANDS)OW, OK LET ME GO, YOU JUST BROKE MY HAND.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)SORRY. I'LL PUT THAT ON MY TAB TOO.
JESSICA-SUUURE. (LAUGHS) SEE YA ON TV.
ROCK-MOST DEFINITELY.(SHE GETS IN THE CAR AND PULLS OFF)
WAITRESS-(RUNS OUT TO HIM BEFORE HE GETS IN HIS VEHICLE[DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DRIVIN' THESE DAYS...])SIR! WAIT. (SHE JOGS OVER TO HIM)THE LADY YOU WERE SITTING WITH LEFT HER JACKET.
ROCK-OH...UM....I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET IT TO HER, THANKS. (HE TAKES IT AND GETS IN THE....WHATEVER AND LEAVES)HMM...HOW AM I GONNA GET THIS JACKET BACK TO HER...(HE PULLS OVER IN FRONT OF A HOUSE)SHE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING IN HERE...(HE LOOKS IN THE POCKET)YES, A BUSINESS CARD.(HE READS IT)...DOCTOR, HUH? PSYCHIATRIST....HMM...(HE CALLS HER CELL)
JESSICA-(ANSWERS)HELLO, DR. MOORE.(SHUT UP)
ROCK-DR. MOORE, I NEED SOME HELP.
JESSICA-HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-I NEED YOUR ADDRESS.
JESSICA-MY ADDRESS? WHAT FOR?
ROCK-I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
JESSICA-GIVE ME WHAT?
ROCK-SOMETHING THAT YOU'LL BE MISSING IF YOU REALIZE IT'S GONE.
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT IT IS, JUST GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU PERSONALLY.
JESSICA-WAIT A MINUTE, WHO IS THIS?
ROCK-YOU'LL SEE WHO IT IS IF YOU EVER GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN DROP OFF THIS THING THAT YOU'LL BE MISSING.
JESSICA-I CAN'T JUST GIVE ANYONE MY ADDRESS, WHO IS THIS?
ROCK-I'M NOT TELLING YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.
JESSICA-AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY ADDRESS UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
ROCK-THAT'S OK, I'LL FIND YOU. I'M NOT A KILLER OR ANYTHING....YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE SCARED OF ME.
JESSICA-OH YEAH? AND HOW CAN I TRUST THAT?
ROCK-YOU JUST CAN. BELIEVE ME.
JESSICA-YOUR VOICE DOESN'T SOUND SO ASSURING...
ROCK-YOU SOUND KIND OF....NERVOUS...I CAN TELL. ARE YOU NERVOUS? TALKING TO A MAN THAT YOU THINK YOU DON'T KNOW...
JESSICA-WAIT,ARE YOU TELLING ME I KNOW YOU?
ROCK-I'VE WATCHED AND ADMIRED YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW, BUT I WAS ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN ABOUT IT, NEVER ACTUALLY STALKING YOU...I JUST SOMETIMES...CONVINENTLY SHOWED UP WHEN YOU WERE OUT WITH FRIENDS, FOR EXAMPLE-
JESSICA-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON.(SHE PULLS UP IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE)ONLY ONE PERSON DID THAT....THAT'S TREVOR....THIS CAN'T BE TREVOR...
ROCK-HELL NAW, THIS AIN'T NO TREVOR. YOU JUST HAD LUNCH WITH ME A HOUR AGO AND YOU ALREADY DON'T RECOGNIZE MY VOICE?
JESSICA-ROCK?! HOW DID-
ROCK-YOU'RE A SHRINK, HUH? AND YOU'RE COMPLAININ' ABOUT ME MAKIN' A LOT OF MONEY? EXCUSE THE HELL OUTTA ME-
JESSICA-HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
ROCK-THE WAITRESS CAME AND GAVE ME YOUR JACKET BEFORE I LEFT AND YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD IN IT.
JESSICA-OH!! MY JACKET IS WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT! DAMN, I THOUGHT I HAD FORGOT SOMETHING....
ROCK-SO CAN I HAVE A LOCATION ADDRESS AS TO WHERE I CAN DROP IT OFF?
JESSICA-OH! YEAH. (SHE GIVES HIM HER ADDRESS) YOU CAN DROP IT OFF WHENEVER.
ROCK-COINCEDENTLY, I'M IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD ALREADY. I SHOULD BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
JESSICA-WHAT YOU DOIN' IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
ROCK-LOOK WHO'S NOSEY. I SEE THERE'S SOME THINGS I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT YOU. I GUESS I DIDN'T LEARN EVERYTHING IN OUR TALK EARLIER.
JESSICA-OH SURE. YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ME.
ROCK-YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING NOSEY? I DID MISS THAT....YOUR VOICE BECAME A LOUD HUM AT ONE POINT AND TIME.....(HE LAUGHS)
JESSICA-(GETS OUT OF THE CAR) LAUGH IT UP ALL YOU WANT. I'M ABOUT TO GO IN THE HOUSE, HURRY UP.
ROCK-(HE TURNS DOWN MY STREET AND SPEEDS UP)GET OUT THE STREET BEFORE YOU GET HIT, ROADKILL.
JESSICA-WHAT? (SHE HEARS THE CAR SPEEDING TOWARDS HER AND SHE WALKS ON THE SIDEWALK) IS THAT YOU COMING DOWN THE STREET LIKE AN IDIOT?
ROCK-(SKIDS TO A STOP AND ROLLS THE WINDOW DOWN)YEP. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU INSULTING MY DRIVING SKILLS EITHER.(THEY BOTH HANG UP THEIR PHONES) WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR JACKET, MA'AM?
JESSICA-YES PLEASE, SIR.
ROCK-YOU GOTTA GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR IT.
JESSICA-EXCUSE ME? (HE LAUGHS)
ROCK-HERE. (HE THROWS HER JACKET AT HER)I'LL KEEP THE CARD FOR FUTURE RERFERNCES.
JESSICA-YOU NEED A SHRINK?
ROCK-NO, I MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME TO DEATH. LATER. (HE PULLS OFF)
JESSICA-(TO HERSELF)YEAH,OK, LIKE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.....(SHE GOES IN THE HOUSE)THE ROCK.....OH MY GOD, I HAD LUNCH WITH THE ROCK!!! WHY AM I JUST NOW THINKING THAT?!
I'm going to keep the story portion on 10 font, so maybe it wont be so bad? Yeah, whatever. This story might be boring, but whatever, I care not what happens! I just want to post it for some odd reason. ~~ I own nothing but me, my name, and anyone that I say is in my family or that you've never heard of. Lol.~~ Side comments(in parentheses, as are what the character does-don't get 'em confused)...are done by my sister, if you know her, good; if you DON'T- Go read her story, "Truely Electrifying", and it's that....damn....good. Some comments are done by me, if you don't understand something, sorry. Sometimes I was writing this story at 3 in the moring, so spare me. Hey, that can be a new saying of mine..this story was not done in chapters and will never be finished because it's neverending, I just broke it up to fit on the site.....OK, I'll shut up now.
YEAH, OK THE STORY IS BORING(WELL, I WASN'T GON' SAY NOTHIN')(A/N: I was writing another story before this one with my...."ex" in it and now I don't like him so whatever...)...IT'S BETTER WHEN THE ROCK IS IN IT HUH?(SI, POR FAVOR) WELL I THINK I MIGHT JUST CHANGE THE STORY AROUND A LIL'...HMM, I THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT TA DO....YEAH BUT I THINK I MIGHT DO IT LATER. I'M KINDA ON A BLANK FOR THIS IDEA, I'VE BEEN READING HARRY POTTER SO I NEED TO FINISH IT BEFORE I START ANYTHING AGAIN. I SHOULD BE DONE SOON WITH IT SO I CAN THINK OF WHAT TO WRITE.
OK, IN THIS PART, YOU'LL DEFINITLY KNOW THIS IS A NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN-JUST-A- DREAM THING.
JESSICA-(THINKING)HMM....NOW WHAT RESTUARANT AM I GONNA GO TO? THE ONE THATS THE CLOSEST. (I PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT AND WHATNOT)(I SEE THE "SEAT YOURSELF" SIGN)
(OUTLOUD) DAMN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
GUY-WELL...YOU CAN JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE.
JESSICA-(JUMPS)OH THANKS BUT-(SHE GASPS)
GUY-....BUT?(HE LOOKS AT HER EXPRESSION)I'M SORRY...DID I STARTLE YOU?
JESSICA-I-UM....NO, I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT....I DIDN'T EXPECT TO MEET YOU HERE-IN A RESTUARANT.
GUY-WELL....WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
JESSICA-I-....I DON'T KNOW. (HE LAUGHS)
GUY-WHAT, YOU DON'T EXPECT THE ROCK TO EAT IN RESTUARANTS?
JESSICA-I MEAN, YEAH, I WOULD THINK SO, BUT....ME, MEETING YOU HERE AND YOU ASKING ME TO JOIN YOU.....THAT'S SOMETHING HARD TO BELIEVE..
ROCK-WELL....YOU JUST LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A TALKATIVE PERSON AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. NO OFFENSE.
JESSICA-NONE TAKEN, I KNOW I TALK TOO MUCH..WELL, AT LEAST AROUND PEOPLE I KNOW...
ROCK-SO, WOULD YOU DO ME THE PLEASURE OF JOINING ME FOR A MEAL?
JESSICA-SURE, WHY NOT. (SHE SITS DOWN)
WELL, IT'S 11:34 AGAIN HERE, ON October 10, 2001, AND WE HAD A HALF DAY OF SCHOOL. YAY FOR ME!
I GET TO SLEEP! LOL I MIGHT NOT GO TO SLEEP, I'LL JUST WRITE IN THE STORY.
ROCK-SO, WE HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED. I'M-
JESSICA-DWAYNE JOHNSON. YEAH, I KNOW.
ROCK-WELL YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH...I CAN'T DO THE SAME FOR YOU, SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JESSICA-JESSICA.
ROCK-JESSICA....JESSICA WHAT?
JESSICA-WELL.....I PREFER BEING CALLED JESSICA. BUT MY REAL NAME IS DAVIDA MOORE.
ROCK-OH, OK. WHAT, IS JESSICA YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
JESSICA-ONE OF THEM.
ROCK-ONE OF THEM?
JESSICA-I HAVE TWO. YEAH, I KNOW IT'S ODD, BUT HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? IT TENDED TO STICK TO ME OVER THE YEARS. AND MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND BIRTH CERTIFICATE.....
ROCK-(HE LAUGHS) YEAH, SO I FIGURED. IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, BUT WHY DO YOU PREFER BEING CALLED "JESSICA"?
JESSICA-I DON'T REALLY LIKE MY FIRST NAME. BUT I ANSWER TO DAVIDA AND JESSICA.
ROCK-I LIKE THAT NAME. DAVIDA...IT'S PRETTY.
JESSICA-YEAH WELL....I'M NAMED AFTER MY DAD YOU CAN SAY.
ROCK-HIS NAME IS....DAVID?
JESSICA-UH-HUH. I WASN'T BORN DAVIDA, BUT I WON'T GO INTO IT, IT'S A BORING STORY AND I JUST MET YOU SO WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS ANYWAYS?
ROCK-NO, I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THIS. YOU WATCH WRESTLING RIGHT?
JESSICA-YEP.
ROCK-ROCK FAN?
JESSICA-HUGE.(STALKER HUGE)(NOT LIKE WITH YOU AND JERICHO!!!)
ROCK-SEE, I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO MANY FANS LIKE I'M JUST ANOTHER PERSON. IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT I GET TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS, EVEN THOUGH WE JUST MET.
JESSICA-YEAH, BUT I DON'T NEED TO START TELLING YOU MY LIFE STORY YET.
ROCK-WELL THAT'S OK, I'M SURE YOU'VE READ MY LIFE STORY, SO, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I'M PAYING YOU BACK HOW EVER MUCH YOU PAID FOR THE BOOK BY LISTENING TO YOU.
JESSICA-TRUE....BUT THAT'S OK, THE 27.56 AND 8 SOMETHING WAS WORTH IT-
ROCK-WAIT, YOU BOUGHT 2 BOOKS?
JESSICA-YEAH, THE HARDCOVER STARTED GETTING MESSED UP, WITH PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING TO SEE IT AND WHATNOT, YOU SHOULD SEE HOW I AM WITH THOSE BOOKS, I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE, SO I GOT THE PAPERBACK, SINCE IT HAD JUST CAME OUT.
ROCK-I WOULD SAY "WHY DO THAT?" BUT I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.
JESSICA-I'M SURE.....
ROCK-SO, CONTINUE WITH YOUR LIFE STORY, IT SOUNDS INTERESTING ALL READY.
JESSICA-NO, IT TAKES TOO LONG, IT'S COMPLICATING, AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD THE STORY OF HOW I CAME TO BE NAMED AFTER MY DAD-
ROCK-COME ON, DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR...THE ROCK.(HE GIVES HER THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW)
JESSICA-(SHE LAUGHS)OH, THROW THAT AT ME, WILL YOU? WELL I'M STILL NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. AS DWAYNE JOHNSON OR AS THE ROCK, SO SODDY.
ROCK-OH, WHAT KIND OF FAN ARE YOU? YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU. I CAN TALK ABOUT YOU ANYTIME, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. ANYONE CAN TALK ABOUT ME, THAT'S THE DISADVANTAGE OF BEING A CELEBRITY, YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, READ, AND TALK ABOUT.
JESSICA-WELL.....TRUE, BUT THERE ARE MANY ADVANTAGES, AM I RIGHT?
ROCK-YEAH, THERE ARE, BUT THE DISADVANTAGE IS WHAT GETS YOU DOWN. CRITISIZIM, CAMERAS EVERYWHERE, PAPARAZZI, ALL THAT CRAP. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ME SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE ENQUIRER IN THE NEXT EDITION, SAYING I WAS CHEATING ON DANY WITH A SCARLET WOMAN.
JESSICA-(LAUGHS)OK, I SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
ROCK-NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. YOU UNDERSTAND ME THOUGH, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-YEAH, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND......BUT, A SCARLET WOMAN?(THEY BOTH LAUGH)
ROCK-OK, SO IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY MIND, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN CALLING YOU A HO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT-
JESSICA-A TAD BIT BETTER, I MUST SAY.(THE WAITRESS COMES OVER AND TAKES THEIR ORDERS AND THEY TALK SOMEMORE AND WHATEVER)
ROCK-OH, WELL I GUESS I'M FULL NOW.
JESSICA-(STARING AT HIM) YOU SHOULD BE! YOU ATE LIKE YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK. OR LIKE YOU WERE HUNGRIER THAT 8 FAT WOMEN ON SLIM FAST....
ROCK-(STARTS LAUGHING) WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT ONE FROM?
JESSICA-MY DAD. HE NORMALLY SAYS ONE WOMAN BUT YOU ATE A WHOOOOOLLLLLEEEE LOT MAN.
ROCK-(KEEPS LAUGHING)I'M SORRY THAT I INTIMIDATED YOU BY MY EATING ABILITIES,BUT WHEN I'M REALLY HUNGRY.....I TEND TO EAT.
JESSICA-AND I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU REACHED OVER TO MY PLATE-
ROCK-IT WAS JUST A FEW FRIES, GET OVER IT ALREADY GIRL.
JESSICA-NO! I REFUSE! THOSE WERE CRUNCHY FRIES YOU TOOK, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT, MAINLY 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK.(STICKS HER TOUNGE OUT AT HIM)
ROCK-LOOK, IF IT'S THAT DAMN DEEP, I'LL PAY FOR YOUR FOOD, OK?
JESSICA-NO, IT'S NOT "THAT DAMN DEEP", I'M GONNA PAY FOR MY FOOD. I WAS JUST KIDDING ANYWAY.
ROCK-I DON'T CARE, YOU MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT AND I'M GONNA PAY FOR YOU.(HE TAKES HIS WALLET OUT)
JESSICA-IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT THING AWAY, I'M GONNA SCREAM...
ROCK-WHAT THING?
JESSICA-THAT WALLET. I KNOW YOU GET A FAT PAYCHECK BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE MONEY YOU GET.
ROCK-WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY. (HE OPENS IT AND SHOWS HER) I ONLY CARRY AROUND SO MUCH. PROBABLY THE SAME AMOUNT YOU CARRY AROUND.
JESSICA-(HAS HER FACE TURNED AWAY)I DON'T THINK I WOULD CARRY AROUND THAT MUCH-(SHE LOOKS AT THE WALLET)THAT'S ABOUT-
ROCK-$150. YEAH. NOW, DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
JESSICA-(SCRUNCHES HER FACE UP)NO CUZ YOU STILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ME AND YOU STILL LIKE YOUR JOB.
ROCK-OH, PLEASE STOP. BE HAPPY FOR ME.
JESSICA-NO. I REFUSE.
ROCK-OK THEN. I'M STILL PAYING FOR YOU.
JESSICA-NO, DON'T KEEP FLAUNTING LIKE BIG MONEY GRIP, I CAN PAY, OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
ROCK-LOOK, CAN I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU SINCE YOU SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON BOOKS, T-SHIRTS, MAGAZINE, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH-
JESSICA-LOOKE HERE MAN-
ROCK-NO, I INSIST, OK? IT'S NOT OFTEN DO I INSIST ON PAYING FOR SOMEONE'S BILL THAT I JUST MET.
JESSICA-WELL DON'T MAKE IT OFTEN AND LET ME PAY-
ROCK-I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN THAT WON'T LET A MAN PAY HER BILL...
JESSICA-WELL I'M ONE I GUESS. YOU AREN'T MY HUSBAND OR ANYTHING, SO I CAN DO IT.
ROCK-(CALLS TO THE WAITRESS)'SCUSE ME MISS?
WAITRESS-YES, SIR? HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-COULD I HAVE BOTH BILLS FOR THIS TABLE PLEASE?
JESSICA-NO-(HE GIVES HER AN EVIL LOOK AND SHE SHUTS UP)
WAITRESS-YOU MAY. (SHE GOES TO GET THEM)
ROCK-DON'T MENTION IT.
JESSICA-I-YOU....OOOOHH....MEN!! STUBBORN AS ALL GET OUT......
ROCK-YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SIDE. AND IF YOU ASK ME-
JESSICA-I DIDN'T-
ROCK-YOU'RE THE ONE BEING STUBBORN.
JESSICA-(NARROWS HER EYES AT HIM AND STICKS HER TOUNGE OUT) WHATEVER....WELL, AT LEAST CAN I LEAVE THE TIP?
ROCK-I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?
JESSICA-UGH.(THROWS FIVE DOLLARS ON THE TABLE) IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AND TO BE YOUR COMPANY, I MUST BE GOING NOW.(SHE GETS UP AND STARTS TO WALK OUT.)
ROCK-(SHAKES HIS HEAD,LAUGHING)WOMEN. (HE GOES UP TO THE COUNTER AND PAYS THE BILL AND LEAVES AFTER HER)(CATCHES UP TO HER)WHAT, I CAN'T EVEN GET A HANDSHAKE?
JESSICA-NOPE.(SHE STOPS AT HER CAR AND TAKES HER KEYS OUT)
ROCK-SO I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT THANKING ME?
JESSICA-I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO PAY FOR ME, NOW DID I?
ROCK-WHY DID YOU GET SO MAD ABOUT THAT?
JESSICA-(UNLOCKS THE DOOR BUT LEAVES IT CLOSED) HOLD UP, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHY DID I GET MAD? I DON'T EVEN KNOW....THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPP, AND I'M MESSING IT UP.
ROCK-WELL....NOT REALLY. YOU'RE STILL A PRETTY COOL GAL.
JESSICA-THANKS.
ROCK-SO, CAN I GET THAT "THANK YOU" OR HANDSHAKE?
JESSICA-HOW 'BOUT BOTH? THANK YOU. (THEY SHAKE HANDS)OW, OK LET ME GO, YOU JUST BROKE MY HAND.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)SORRY. I'LL PUT THAT ON MY TAB TOO.
JESSICA-SUUURE. (LAUGHS) SEE YA ON TV.
ROCK-MOST DEFINITELY.(SHE GETS IN THE CAR AND PULLS OFF)
WAITRESS-(RUNS OUT TO HIM BEFORE HE GETS IN HIS VEHICLE[DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DRIVIN' THESE DAYS...])SIR! WAIT. (SHE JOGS OVER TO HIM)THE LADY YOU WERE SITTING WITH LEFT HER JACKET.
ROCK-OH...UM....I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET IT TO HER, THANKS. (HE TAKES IT AND GETS IN THE....WHATEVER AND LEAVES)HMM...HOW AM I GONNA GET THIS JACKET BACK TO HER...(HE PULLS OVER IN FRONT OF A HOUSE)SHE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING IN HERE...(HE LOOKS IN THE POCKET)YES, A BUSINESS CARD.(HE READS IT)...DOCTOR, HUH? PSYCHIATRIST....HMM...(HE CALLS HER CELL)
JESSICA-(ANSWERS)HELLO, DR. MOORE.(SHUT UP)
ROCK-DR. MOORE, I NEED SOME HELP.
JESSICA-HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-I NEED YOUR ADDRESS.
JESSICA-MY ADDRESS? WHAT FOR?
ROCK-I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
JESSICA-GIVE ME WHAT?
ROCK-SOMETHING THAT YOU'LL BE MISSING IF YOU REALIZE IT'S GONE.
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT IT IS, JUST GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU PERSONALLY.
JESSICA-WAIT A MINUTE, WHO IS THIS?
ROCK-YOU'LL SEE WHO IT IS IF YOU EVER GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN DROP OFF THIS THING THAT YOU'LL BE MISSING.
JESSICA-I CAN'T JUST GIVE ANYONE MY ADDRESS, WHO IS THIS?
ROCK-I'M NOT TELLING YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.
JESSICA-AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY ADDRESS UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
ROCK-THAT'S OK, I'LL FIND YOU. I'M NOT A KILLER OR ANYTHING....YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE SCARED OF ME.
JESSICA-OH YEAH? AND HOW CAN I TRUST THAT?
ROCK-YOU JUST CAN. BELIEVE ME.
JESSICA-YOUR VOICE DOESN'T SOUND SO ASSURING...
ROCK-YOU SOUND KIND OF....NERVOUS...I CAN TELL. ARE YOU NERVOUS? TALKING TO A MAN THAT YOU THINK YOU DON'T KNOW...
JESSICA-WAIT,ARE YOU TELLING ME I KNOW YOU?
ROCK-I'VE WATCHED AND ADMIRED YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW, BUT I WAS ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN ABOUT IT, NEVER ACTUALLY STALKING YOU...I JUST SOMETIMES...CONVINENTLY SHOWED UP WHEN YOU WERE OUT WITH FRIENDS, FOR EXAMPLE-
JESSICA-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON.(SHE PULLS UP IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE)ONLY ONE PERSON DID THAT....THAT'S TREVOR....THIS CAN'T BE TREVOR...
ROCK-HELL NAW, THIS AIN'T NO TREVOR. YOU JUST HAD LUNCH WITH ME A HOUR AGO AND YOU ALREADY DON'T RECOGNIZE MY VOICE?
JESSICA-ROCK?! HOW DID-
ROCK-YOU'RE A SHRINK, HUH? AND YOU'RE COMPLAININ' ABOUT ME MAKIN' A LOT OF MONEY? EXCUSE THE HELL OUTTA ME-
JESSICA-HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
ROCK-THE WAITRESS CAME AND GAVE ME YOUR JACKET BEFORE I LEFT AND YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD IN IT.
JESSICA-OH!! MY JACKET IS WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT! DAMN, I THOUGHT I HAD FORGOT SOMETHING....
ROCK-SO CAN I HAVE A LOCATION ADDRESS AS TO WHERE I CAN DROP IT OFF?
JESSICA-OH! YEAH. (SHE GIVES HIM HER ADDRESS) YOU CAN DROP IT OFF WHENEVER.
ROCK-COINCEDENTLY, I'M IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD ALREADY. I SHOULD BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
JESSICA-WHAT YOU DOIN' IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
ROCK-LOOK WHO'S NOSEY. I SEE THERE'S SOME THINGS I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT YOU. I GUESS I DIDN'T LEARN EVERYTHING IN OUR TALK EARLIER.
JESSICA-OH SURE. YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ME.
ROCK-YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING NOSEY? I DID MISS THAT....YOUR VOICE BECAME A LOUD HUM AT ONE POINT AND TIME.....(HE LAUGHS)
JESSICA-(GETS OUT OF THE CAR) LAUGH IT UP ALL YOU WANT. I'M ABOUT TO GO IN THE HOUSE, HURRY UP.
ROCK-(HE TURNS DOWN MY STREET AND SPEEDS UP)GET OUT THE STREET BEFORE YOU GET HIT, ROADKILL.
JESSICA-WHAT? (SHE HEARS THE CAR SPEEDING TOWARDS HER AND SHE WALKS ON THE SIDEWALK) IS THAT YOU COMING DOWN THE STREET LIKE AN IDIOT?
ROCK-(SKIDS TO A STOP AND ROLLS THE WINDOW DOWN)YEP. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU INSULTING MY DRIVING SKILLS EITHER.(THEY BOTH HANG UP THEIR PHONES) WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR JACKET, MA'AM?
JESSICA-YES PLEASE, SIR.
ROCK-YOU GOTTA GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR IT.
JESSICA-EXCUSE ME? (HE LAUGHS)
ROCK-HERE. (HE THROWS HER JACKET AT HER)I'LL KEEP THE CARD FOR FUTURE RERFERNCES.
JESSICA-YOU NEED A SHRINK?
ROCK-NO, I MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME TO DEATH. LATER. (HE PULLS OFF)
JESSICA-(TO HERSELF)YEAH,OK, LIKE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.....(SHE GOES IN THE HOUSE)THE ROCK.....OH MY GOD, I HAD LUNCH WITH THE ROCK!!! WHY AM I JUST NOW THINKING THAT?!