Ok, I would write the same crap from the first chapter, but I won't do that
, I'll leave it up to YOU to go read the "disclaimer" or whatever you wanna
call what I wrote, the "disclaimer" was in there somewheres. Ok, here's the
"second" chapter. Oh yeah, it's way too much to be going back and making
things the proper font and size or whatever, so just suck it up, get
glasses if you need them to read, and READ!! lol
(A MONTH LATER)
SECRETARY-(ANSWERS THE PHONE)DR. MOORE'S OFFICE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-YES, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. MOORE?
SECRETARY-YES THERE IS, WHAT DAY?
ROCK-WHAT DAYS ARE AVAILABLE?
SECRETARY-WELL, THERE'S....(SHE SETS UP THE DATE, WHICH IS LIKE A FEW DAYS LATER)
(A FEW DAYS LATER)(WHOA, THAT WAS FAST)
SECRETARY-(OVER SPEAKER)DR. MOORE, YOUR NEW CLIENT IS HERE.
JESSICA-SEND HIM IN. (SHE HEARS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR)COME IN.
ROCK-(COMES IN AND CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND HIM)(I'M DRINKING SOME WATER)NICE OFFICE, DR. MOORE.
JESSICA-(LOOKS AT HIM AND SPITS THE WATER OUT[ON AN IMPLUSE]) OH! (SHE GRABS A KLEENEX AND WIPES HER MOUTH OFF, HE'S LAUGHING)
ROCK-DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME?
JESSICA-NO, I WASN'T. UH....HAVE A SIT, WILL YOU?
ROCK-OOH, SO PROFESSIONAL. YES, I THINK I WILL. (HE SITS DOWN ON HER COUCH THINGY AND LAYS BACK)COMFORTABLE.
JESSICA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU NEED SOME....COUNSELING?
ROCK-UM....WELL, WHAT KIND OF PSYCHIATRIST ARE YOU?
JESSICA-WELL, I COVER MANY DIFFERENT AREAS OF....COUNSELING, AND I CAN HELP JUST ABOUT ANYONE.(SHE DRINKS SOME MORE WATER)
ROCK-CAN YOU HELP ME BE A DAD?
JESSICA-(SHE SWALLOWS HARD AND COUGHS)A WHAT?
ROCK-I'M GONNA BE A DADDY.
JESSICA-(COUGHS AGAIN)WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT?
ROCK-ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO. IT'S A FIRST TIME THING FOR ME, YOU KNOW? I WANNA HAVE EVERYTHING RIGHT. I WANNA BE THE BEST DAD I CAN BE.
JESSICA-WELL, JUST USE YOUR INSTINCTS.
SECRETARY-(KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND COMES IN)I'M LEAVING, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED?
JESSICA-NO, HAVE A NICE DAY, SEE YA TOMORROW.(SHE LEAVE)OK, GO ON.
ROCK-THAT'S JUST IT, I CAN'T.....I CAN'T FIND MY INSTINCTS. I'VE ASKED BOTH MOMS, BOTH DADS OF MINE WHAT TO DO, AND I STILL CAN'T FIND 'EM.
JESSICA-WELL......WELL....
ROCK-WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU'RE FINALLY SPEECHLESS.
JESSICA-YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD....HMM....WELL, THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T MY SPECIALTY, BUT....I CAN HELP YOU. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH, BUT....
ROCK-HEY, YOU BETTER HELP ME OUT SOME, I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR.
JESSICA-NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, I'M NOT GONNA BILL YOU FOR IT-
ROCK-DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? I'M ALREADY BILLED.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)FINE THEN. I SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT THIS ANYWAY.
ROCK-I KNOW YOU HAVE THIS URGE TO, BUT YOU KNOW I'M GONNA WIN.
JESSICA-NO YOU'RE NOT, THIS IS MY OFFICE, I WOULD WIN THAT MATCH.
ROCK-OK, I THINK I WOULD'VE LET YOU WIN THAT ONE, JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OFFICE....SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE?
JESSICA-NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.
ROCK-LOOK, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE, SO QUIT COMPLAINING, PLEASE.
JESSICA-IF YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ME COMPLAIN, THEN LEAVE.
ROCK-(LOOKS AT HIS WATCH)YOU'RE LUCKY MY TIME IS UP, OTHERWISE I'D STAY.
JESSICA-WELL, YOU'D BE STAYING HERE BY YOURSELF, IT'S TIME TO BE GETTING OFF ANYWAY.
ROCK-IT'S ONLY THREE.
JESSICA-I KNOW, BUT I HAVE SOMEWHERE ELSE I NEED TO BE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE APPOINTMENTS TODAY. THAT'S TELLING ME I'M A GOOD SHRINK. (SHE GETS HER THINGS)
ROCK-YOU NEED TO SHRINK, YOU'RE TOO TALL.
JESSICA-EXCUSE' MOI? WEREN'T YOU ALREADY 6'1 BY THE TIME YOU REACHED SIXTH GRADE?
ROCK-OOH...FUNNY. NO, I WAS 5'10, NAH.
JESSICA-(SHE LAUGHS)BIG DAMN DIFFERENCE, YOU WERE STILL TALLER THAN EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASS.
ROCK-I BET YOU WERE TOO. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
JESSICA-I'M NOT THAT TALL, I'M WEARING 4 INCH HEELS TOO, YOU KNOW. (SHE STANDS IN FRONT OF HIM)
ROCK-YEAH, BUT YOU'RE IN MY FACE, THAT'S SCARY. WHAT, ARE YOU 6 FEET TALL?
JESSICA-I'M CLOSE ENOUGH. I'M STILL IN THE 5 RANGE, BUT 5'11 AND A LIL' MORE SAYS I'M 6 FEET.
ROCK-AND FOUR INCH HEELS MAKES YOU JUST ABOUT AS TALL AS ME, THAT'S SCARY, TAKE THOSE THINGS OFF.
JESSICA-WHY, SO I CAN BE AT YOUR EAR? (SHE OPENS THE DOOR)AFTER YOU, SENOR.(SHE LOOKS AT HIM AND HE HAS A "GRIN" ON HIS FACE)WHAT YOU GRINNIN' ABOUT?
ROCK-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KINDA CUTE, LOOKIN' EXHAUSTED LIKE THAT.
JESSICA-UH...THANKS...I GUESS...CAN WE GO NOW?
ROCK-SURE, WHY NOT?(HE WALKS OUT OF HER OFFICE AND TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT HER, SHE'S LOCKING UP THE OFFICE)NICE LEGS.
JESSICA-UM....YEAH, THANKS.(THINKING)WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS AND STUFF?
ROCK-SO, WHERE YOU GOTTA GO?
JESSICA-I GOTTA TAKE MY DOG TO THE VET. JUST A CHECK-UP.
ROCK-WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU HAVE?
JESSICA-GERMAN SHEPARD. I LIVE BY MYSELF, I NEED SOMETHING THAT I KNOW CAN PROTECT ME IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT......BESIDES MY GLOCK...
ROCK-GIRL OR BOY?
JESSICA-BOY. HE'S BIG TOO.
ROCK-YEAH, BUT I BET YOU TREAT HIM LIKE A BABY, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY....EVERY NOW AND THEN, I MIGHT, BUT I'M NOT THE TYPE TO DRESS MY DOG UP IN FRILLY SH...STUFF OR NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.
ROCK-FRILLY SHIT.....EW...
JESSICA-(LAUGHS)SHUT UP! I DIDN'T SAY THAT. AIGHT, GET OUT. I GOTTA LOCK THE OTHER DOOR NOW.
ROCK-DAMN, HOW MANY LOCKS DO YOU NEED?
JESSICA-DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR(LOOKS AT HIS HEAD, BUT KEEPS THAT THOUGHT TO HERSELF).....SELF ABOUT IT.(SHE PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE OFFICE AND SHE GOES OUT AND CLOSES THE DOOR, BUT DROPS HER KEYS)
ROCK-(SHE BENDS OVER AND PICKS THE KEYS UP)OOH...UH...DO YOU ALWAYS BEND OVER LIKE THAT?
JESSICA-DUDE...YOU ARE SO WRONG...
ROCK-NO, NO, I WASN'T LOOKING...TOO MUCH, BUT I MEAN, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BACK.
JESSICA-OH, SO NOW YOU'RE A CHIROPRACTOR?
ROCK-NO, BUT I JUST KNOW THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BACK. AND WHEN YOU HAVE(LOOKING AT HER LEGS)DELISCIOUSLY LONG LEGS, IT'S WORSE.
JESSICA-(STARTS WALKING DOWN THE HALL)I KNOW THAT, SO SPARE ME THE SPEECH....(PAUSES) AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS?
ROCK-YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-DO-YOU-HAVE-A-BOYFRIEND?
JESSICA-I HEARD YOU, BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
ROCK-JUST ANSWER. IT'S A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION, SO GIVE IT A YES OR NO ANSWER.
JESSICA-NO, OK? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
ROCK-WELL, A LADY NEEDS COMPLIMENTS. THEY MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER, DON'T THEY?
JESSICA-(THEY STOP AT THE ELEVATOR)WELL.....I GUESS SO......BUT WHY ARE THEY COMING FROM YOU?
ROCK-(LOOKS AROUND)I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER MEN AROUND, SO WHY NOT FROM ME?
JESSICA-YOU'RE MARRIED.(THEY STEP ON THE ELEVATOR)
ROCK-AND YOUR POINT IS?
JESSICA-.....YOU'RE MARRIED, THAT'S MY POINT.
ROCK-OH COME ON, DANY'S USED TO ME GIVING OTHER WOMEN COMPLIMENTS. SHE THINKS IT'S SWEET OF ME TO DO THAT. WOMEN GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS ENOUGH, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
JESSICA-I WOULDN'T KNOW, I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU ONE SINCE WE MET.
ROCK-(ELEVATOR STOPS AND THEY GET OFF)WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?
JESSICA-BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
ROCK-WELL, EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF FAN ARE YOU? DON'T YOU LOVE THE ROCK?
JESSICA-YOU'RE NOT THE ROCK RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU?
ROCK-I CAN CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT, DON'T TRY ME.
JESSICA-(LOOKS AT HIM)UH HUH, SURE. (SHE REACHES HER CAR)OK, SO.....
ROCK-I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL YOU COMPLIMENT THE ROCK.
JESSICA-EXCUSE ME? YOU CAN'T MAKE ME-
ROCK-YOUR POOCH IS GONNA BE LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT THEN, BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE.
JESSICA-HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPLIMENT YOU? YOU'RE STARIN' DEAD AT ME AND YOU'RE THE ROCK. THOSE TWO DO NOT MAKE A GOOD COMBO.
ROCK-TRY YOUR BEST.
JESSICA-I CAN'T.
ROCK-WELL THEN YOU CAN'T LEAVE EITHER.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)YOU MUST BE DIFFICULT, DON'T YOU?
ROCK-IT'S MY OUTSIDE JOB. SORRY.
JESSICA-FINE......(THINKING AND LOOKING AT HIM)DAMN, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HIS EYES ARE BURNING INTO ME? (SHE LOOKS INTO HIS EYES QUICKLY AND LOOKS AWAY)THEY ARE...(OUTLOUD)
YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE! DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT....
ROCK-I'M TRYING TO SEE HOW LONG I HAVE TO STARE AT YOU TO MAKE YOU COMPLIMENT ME ON SOMETHING.
JESSICA-FINE!! YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND THE MOST PERFECT LIPS I'VE....(GETS QUIETER[IS THAT A WORD?])SEEN ON A MAN, YOU HAPPY? NOW CAN I GO?
ROCK-YOU OWE ME TWO MORE COMPLIMENTS.
JESSICA-(GETTING AGGRIVATED)YOU COUNTED HOW MANY COMPLIMENTS I GAVE YOU?! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? YOU JUST WANT 'EM ALL, DON'T YOU? FINE! I LOVE HOW YOU LICK YOUR LIPS AND....
YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS FOR A GUY.(HE LAUGHS)I'M SERIOUS, THEY'RE ALL FIRM TOO. (HE LAUGHS HARDER)
ROCK-OK, THAT'S FOUR. THOSE DESERVE MORE THAN A COMPLIMENT.(HE HUGS HER, OBVIOUSLY SHE HUGS HIM BACK)
BOTH-(TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND EXHALE)YOU SMELL GOOD. (THEY LAUGH)
JESSICA-OH, I DON'T WANT TO LET GO.
ROCK-I COULD GET LOST IN THAT SMELL, YOU SMELL SO GOOD.(HE HAS ONE OF HIS ARMS AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND THE OTHER ONE AROUND HER WAIST, BUT HE WRAPS BOTH ARMS AROUND HER WAIST,BOTH OF HER ARMS ARE AROUND HIS SHOULDERS AND HUGS HER TIGHTER[I'M SAYIN THIS FOR A REASON. IT EXPLAINS IT ALL IN THE COSMO I HAVE HERE])(WAIT...I DON'T GET IT)(SHUT UP)
JESSICA-(THINKING)WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I GOT CLOSER TO HIM? LIKE MY BOOBS GOT CLOSER TO HIS...(LOL)(OUTLOUD)DI-DID WE GET CLOSER?
ROCK-I HAVE NO IDEA, I'M NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
JESSICA-OK, YOU DID GET LOST IN MY PERFUME. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL BUY YOU A BOTTLE. YOU'RE A CELEBRITY THAT'S MARRIED, THIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT, WE HAVE TO SEPARATE.
ROCK-(LAUGHS AND LETS HER GO)WHAT'S A HUG BETWEEN FRIENDS?
JESSICA-FRIENDS HUH? I'M NOT A JABRONI THAT'S BELOW YOU ANYMORE HUH?
ROCK-YOU AREN'T BELOW ME, THAT'S FOR SURE, AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU A JABRONI.....I DON'T THINK....ANYWAY-OH, BY THE WAY, I'M NOT GONNA BE A DAD JUST YET.(A/N: I was mad at him for being a father-to-be a the time- don't ask-and I needed an angle for him to come see me, besides the fact that he truely wanted to see me) (HE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK AND LEAVES)SEE YOU LATER, DOC.
JESSICA-(SHE FEELS HER CHEEK)OH...NO HE DIDN'T...OH MY GOD...(SHE HURRIES UP AND GETS IN THE CAR AND LEAVES)
(LATER)
JESSICA-(READING COSMO AND COMES ACROSS AN ARTICLE CALLED "THE SECRET BEHIND HIS TOUCHES")HMM....(THINKS ABOUT HOW ROCK HUGGED HER)WELL, AT FIRST HE HUGGED ME ONE WAY, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER, I THINK IT WAS WITH A ARM ON MY SHOULDER...BUT THEN HE CHANGED AND PUT BOTH ARMS AROUND MY WAIST...AND SUPPOSEDLY, ACCORDING TO THIS, THE TIGHTER HE GRIPS ME, THE MORE INVOLVED HE WANTS TO BE....NO, THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING...I DON'T BELIEVE IT...I WON'T. HE-HE WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ME, THAT'S ALL....RIGHT? (THE PHONE RINGS AND SHE JUMPS)(ANSWERS)HELLO?
ROCK-HEY YOU, HOW WAS THE VET?
JESSICA-WHAT, ARE YOU STALKING ME NOW?
ROCK-EH...I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT....IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T CARE. I DON'T THINK YOU TOO MUCH CARE EITHER.
JESSICA-IT'S KIND OF WEIRD TO ME. I MET YOU AT THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE TIME AND THEN JUST WHEN I THINK I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU TURN UP BEING MY NEW CLIENT TODAY AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING MY HOUSE?
ROCK-DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE JACKET.
JESSICA-WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE THINK ABOUT THIS?
ROCK-SHE HAS NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT THIS. I TELL HER EVERYTHING.
JESSICA-OH REALLY? SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THE COMPLIMENT, THE HUG AND THE KISS YOU GAVE ME?
ROCK-YUP, YES AND UH-HUH.
JESSICA-YOU'RE KIDDING.
ROCK-I HAVE NOTHING TO KID ABOUT. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FROM HER, YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL THAT "DRAMA" TODAY, I'D THINK YOU WOULD BE HAPPY, BUT NOOOO....YOU'RE STILL COMPLAININ'.
JESSICA-IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, THAT'S ALL.
ROCK-CONFUSED YOUNG WOMAN.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)WELL, THAT'S OK WITH ME. I DON'T THINK I NEED TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF THIS WHOLE THING....IT'S ALL A DREAM AND I'M GONNA WAKE UP ANY TIME NOW.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
JESSICA-YES, I AM SURE. I'M NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. I NEVER HAD YOU IN MY OFFICE TODAY, AND WE'VE NEVER MET YET. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT A WWF SHOW, IF I CAN EVER GET BACKSTAGE.
ROCK-YOU WANNA GET BACKSTAGE? I CAN DO THAT.
JESSICA-NO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ME SO YOU CAN'T SEND ME ANYTHING..YET.
ROCK-OK THEN, IF YOU SAY SO. I GOTTA GO, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
JESSICA-A LONG TIME FROM NOW, THE WWF ISN'T COMING BACK FOR ABOUT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS FROM NOW.
ROCK-UH-HUH SURE JESSICA. LATER. (HE HANGS UP)
(A MONTH LATER)
SECRETARY-(ANSWERS THE PHONE)DR. MOORE'S OFFICE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
ROCK-YES, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. MOORE?
SECRETARY-YES THERE IS, WHAT DAY?
ROCK-WHAT DAYS ARE AVAILABLE?
SECRETARY-WELL, THERE'S....(SHE SETS UP THE DATE, WHICH IS LIKE A FEW DAYS LATER)
(A FEW DAYS LATER)(WHOA, THAT WAS FAST)
SECRETARY-(OVER SPEAKER)DR. MOORE, YOUR NEW CLIENT IS HERE.
JESSICA-SEND HIM IN. (SHE HEARS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR)COME IN.
ROCK-(COMES IN AND CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND HIM)(I'M DRINKING SOME WATER)NICE OFFICE, DR. MOORE.
JESSICA-(LOOKS AT HIM AND SPITS THE WATER OUT[ON AN IMPLUSE]) OH! (SHE GRABS A KLEENEX AND WIPES HER MOUTH OFF, HE'S LAUGHING)
ROCK-DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME?
JESSICA-NO, I WASN'T. UH....HAVE A SIT, WILL YOU?
ROCK-OOH, SO PROFESSIONAL. YES, I THINK I WILL. (HE SITS DOWN ON HER COUCH THINGY AND LAYS BACK)COMFORTABLE.
JESSICA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU NEED SOME....COUNSELING?
ROCK-UM....WELL, WHAT KIND OF PSYCHIATRIST ARE YOU?
JESSICA-WELL, I COVER MANY DIFFERENT AREAS OF....COUNSELING, AND I CAN HELP JUST ABOUT ANYONE.(SHE DRINKS SOME MORE WATER)
ROCK-CAN YOU HELP ME BE A DAD?
JESSICA-(SHE SWALLOWS HARD AND COUGHS)A WHAT?
ROCK-I'M GONNA BE A DADDY.
JESSICA-(COUGHS AGAIN)WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT?
ROCK-ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO. IT'S A FIRST TIME THING FOR ME, YOU KNOW? I WANNA HAVE EVERYTHING RIGHT. I WANNA BE THE BEST DAD I CAN BE.
JESSICA-WELL, JUST USE YOUR INSTINCTS.
SECRETARY-(KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND COMES IN)I'M LEAVING, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED?
JESSICA-NO, HAVE A NICE DAY, SEE YA TOMORROW.(SHE LEAVE)OK, GO ON.
ROCK-THAT'S JUST IT, I CAN'T.....I CAN'T FIND MY INSTINCTS. I'VE ASKED BOTH MOMS, BOTH DADS OF MINE WHAT TO DO, AND I STILL CAN'T FIND 'EM.
JESSICA-WELL......WELL....
ROCK-WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU'RE FINALLY SPEECHLESS.
JESSICA-YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD....HMM....WELL, THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T MY SPECIALTY, BUT....I CAN HELP YOU. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH, BUT....
ROCK-HEY, YOU BETTER HELP ME OUT SOME, I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR.
JESSICA-NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, I'M NOT GONNA BILL YOU FOR IT-
ROCK-DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? I'M ALREADY BILLED.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)FINE THEN. I SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT THIS ANYWAY.
ROCK-I KNOW YOU HAVE THIS URGE TO, BUT YOU KNOW I'M GONNA WIN.
JESSICA-NO YOU'RE NOT, THIS IS MY OFFICE, I WOULD WIN THAT MATCH.
ROCK-OK, I THINK I WOULD'VE LET YOU WIN THAT ONE, JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OFFICE....SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE?
JESSICA-NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.
ROCK-LOOK, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE, SO QUIT COMPLAINING, PLEASE.
JESSICA-IF YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ME COMPLAIN, THEN LEAVE.
ROCK-(LOOKS AT HIS WATCH)YOU'RE LUCKY MY TIME IS UP, OTHERWISE I'D STAY.
JESSICA-WELL, YOU'D BE STAYING HERE BY YOURSELF, IT'S TIME TO BE GETTING OFF ANYWAY.
ROCK-IT'S ONLY THREE.
JESSICA-I KNOW, BUT I HAVE SOMEWHERE ELSE I NEED TO BE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE APPOINTMENTS TODAY. THAT'S TELLING ME I'M A GOOD SHRINK. (SHE GETS HER THINGS)
ROCK-YOU NEED TO SHRINK, YOU'RE TOO TALL.
JESSICA-EXCUSE' MOI? WEREN'T YOU ALREADY 6'1 BY THE TIME YOU REACHED SIXTH GRADE?
ROCK-OOH...FUNNY. NO, I WAS 5'10, NAH.
JESSICA-(SHE LAUGHS)BIG DAMN DIFFERENCE, YOU WERE STILL TALLER THAN EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASS.
ROCK-I BET YOU WERE TOO. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
JESSICA-I'M NOT THAT TALL, I'M WEARING 4 INCH HEELS TOO, YOU KNOW. (SHE STANDS IN FRONT OF HIM)
ROCK-YEAH, BUT YOU'RE IN MY FACE, THAT'S SCARY. WHAT, ARE YOU 6 FEET TALL?
JESSICA-I'M CLOSE ENOUGH. I'M STILL IN THE 5 RANGE, BUT 5'11 AND A LIL' MORE SAYS I'M 6 FEET.
ROCK-AND FOUR INCH HEELS MAKES YOU JUST ABOUT AS TALL AS ME, THAT'S SCARY, TAKE THOSE THINGS OFF.
JESSICA-WHY, SO I CAN BE AT YOUR EAR? (SHE OPENS THE DOOR)AFTER YOU, SENOR.(SHE LOOKS AT HIM AND HE HAS A "GRIN" ON HIS FACE)WHAT YOU GRINNIN' ABOUT?
ROCK-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KINDA CUTE, LOOKIN' EXHAUSTED LIKE THAT.
JESSICA-UH...THANKS...I GUESS...CAN WE GO NOW?
ROCK-SURE, WHY NOT?(HE WALKS OUT OF HER OFFICE AND TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT HER, SHE'S LOCKING UP THE OFFICE)NICE LEGS.
JESSICA-UM....YEAH, THANKS.(THINKING)WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS AND STUFF?
ROCK-SO, WHERE YOU GOTTA GO?
JESSICA-I GOTTA TAKE MY DOG TO THE VET. JUST A CHECK-UP.
ROCK-WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU HAVE?
JESSICA-GERMAN SHEPARD. I LIVE BY MYSELF, I NEED SOMETHING THAT I KNOW CAN PROTECT ME IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT......BESIDES MY GLOCK...
ROCK-GIRL OR BOY?
JESSICA-BOY. HE'S BIG TOO.
ROCK-YEAH, BUT I BET YOU TREAT HIM LIKE A BABY, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY....EVERY NOW AND THEN, I MIGHT, BUT I'M NOT THE TYPE TO DRESS MY DOG UP IN FRILLY SH...STUFF OR NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.
ROCK-FRILLY SHIT.....EW...
JESSICA-(LAUGHS)SHUT UP! I DIDN'T SAY THAT. AIGHT, GET OUT. I GOTTA LOCK THE OTHER DOOR NOW.
ROCK-DAMN, HOW MANY LOCKS DO YOU NEED?
JESSICA-DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR(LOOKS AT HIS HEAD, BUT KEEPS THAT THOUGHT TO HERSELF).....SELF ABOUT IT.(SHE PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE OFFICE AND SHE GOES OUT AND CLOSES THE DOOR, BUT DROPS HER KEYS)
ROCK-(SHE BENDS OVER AND PICKS THE KEYS UP)OOH...UH...DO YOU ALWAYS BEND OVER LIKE THAT?
JESSICA-DUDE...YOU ARE SO WRONG...
ROCK-NO, NO, I WASN'T LOOKING...TOO MUCH, BUT I MEAN, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BACK.
JESSICA-OH, SO NOW YOU'RE A CHIROPRACTOR?
ROCK-NO, BUT I JUST KNOW THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BACK. AND WHEN YOU HAVE(LOOKING AT HER LEGS)DELISCIOUSLY LONG LEGS, IT'S WORSE.
JESSICA-(STARTS WALKING DOWN THE HALL)I KNOW THAT, SO SPARE ME THE SPEECH....(PAUSES) AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS?
ROCK-YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-DO-YOU-HAVE-A-BOYFRIEND?
JESSICA-I HEARD YOU, BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
ROCK-JUST ANSWER. IT'S A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION, SO GIVE IT A YES OR NO ANSWER.
JESSICA-NO, OK? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
ROCK-WELL, A LADY NEEDS COMPLIMENTS. THEY MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER, DON'T THEY?
JESSICA-(THEY STOP AT THE ELEVATOR)WELL.....I GUESS SO......BUT WHY ARE THEY COMING FROM YOU?
ROCK-(LOOKS AROUND)I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER MEN AROUND, SO WHY NOT FROM ME?
JESSICA-YOU'RE MARRIED.(THEY STEP ON THE ELEVATOR)
ROCK-AND YOUR POINT IS?
JESSICA-.....YOU'RE MARRIED, THAT'S MY POINT.
ROCK-OH COME ON, DANY'S USED TO ME GIVING OTHER WOMEN COMPLIMENTS. SHE THINKS IT'S SWEET OF ME TO DO THAT. WOMEN GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS ENOUGH, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
JESSICA-I WOULDN'T KNOW, I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU ONE SINCE WE MET.
ROCK-(ELEVATOR STOPS AND THEY GET OFF)WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?
JESSICA-BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
ROCK-WELL, EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF FAN ARE YOU? DON'T YOU LOVE THE ROCK?
JESSICA-YOU'RE NOT THE ROCK RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU?
ROCK-I CAN CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT, DON'T TRY ME.
JESSICA-(LOOKS AT HIM)UH HUH, SURE. (SHE REACHES HER CAR)OK, SO.....
ROCK-I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL YOU COMPLIMENT THE ROCK.
JESSICA-EXCUSE ME? YOU CAN'T MAKE ME-
ROCK-YOUR POOCH IS GONNA BE LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT THEN, BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE.
JESSICA-HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPLIMENT YOU? YOU'RE STARIN' DEAD AT ME AND YOU'RE THE ROCK. THOSE TWO DO NOT MAKE A GOOD COMBO.
ROCK-TRY YOUR BEST.
JESSICA-I CAN'T.
ROCK-WELL THEN YOU CAN'T LEAVE EITHER.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)YOU MUST BE DIFFICULT, DON'T YOU?
ROCK-IT'S MY OUTSIDE JOB. SORRY.
JESSICA-FINE......(THINKING AND LOOKING AT HIM)DAMN, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HIS EYES ARE BURNING INTO ME? (SHE LOOKS INTO HIS EYES QUICKLY AND LOOKS AWAY)THEY ARE...(OUTLOUD)
YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE! DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT....
ROCK-I'M TRYING TO SEE HOW LONG I HAVE TO STARE AT YOU TO MAKE YOU COMPLIMENT ME ON SOMETHING.
JESSICA-FINE!! YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND THE MOST PERFECT LIPS I'VE....(GETS QUIETER[IS THAT A WORD?])SEEN ON A MAN, YOU HAPPY? NOW CAN I GO?
ROCK-YOU OWE ME TWO MORE COMPLIMENTS.
JESSICA-(GETTING AGGRIVATED)YOU COUNTED HOW MANY COMPLIMENTS I GAVE YOU?! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? YOU JUST WANT 'EM ALL, DON'T YOU? FINE! I LOVE HOW YOU LICK YOUR LIPS AND....
YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS FOR A GUY.(HE LAUGHS)I'M SERIOUS, THEY'RE ALL FIRM TOO. (HE LAUGHS HARDER)
ROCK-OK, THAT'S FOUR. THOSE DESERVE MORE THAN A COMPLIMENT.(HE HUGS HER, OBVIOUSLY SHE HUGS HIM BACK)
BOTH-(TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND EXHALE)YOU SMELL GOOD. (THEY LAUGH)
JESSICA-OH, I DON'T WANT TO LET GO.
ROCK-I COULD GET LOST IN THAT SMELL, YOU SMELL SO GOOD.(HE HAS ONE OF HIS ARMS AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND THE OTHER ONE AROUND HER WAIST, BUT HE WRAPS BOTH ARMS AROUND HER WAIST,BOTH OF HER ARMS ARE AROUND HIS SHOULDERS AND HUGS HER TIGHTER[I'M SAYIN THIS FOR A REASON. IT EXPLAINS IT ALL IN THE COSMO I HAVE HERE])(WAIT...I DON'T GET IT)(SHUT UP)
JESSICA-(THINKING)WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I GOT CLOSER TO HIM? LIKE MY BOOBS GOT CLOSER TO HIS...(LOL)(OUTLOUD)DI-DID WE GET CLOSER?
ROCK-I HAVE NO IDEA, I'M NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
JESSICA-OK, YOU DID GET LOST IN MY PERFUME. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL BUY YOU A BOTTLE. YOU'RE A CELEBRITY THAT'S MARRIED, THIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT, WE HAVE TO SEPARATE.
ROCK-(LAUGHS AND LETS HER GO)WHAT'S A HUG BETWEEN FRIENDS?
JESSICA-FRIENDS HUH? I'M NOT A JABRONI THAT'S BELOW YOU ANYMORE HUH?
ROCK-YOU AREN'T BELOW ME, THAT'S FOR SURE, AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU A JABRONI.....I DON'T THINK....ANYWAY-OH, BY THE WAY, I'M NOT GONNA BE A DAD JUST YET.(A/N: I was mad at him for being a father-to-be a the time- don't ask-and I needed an angle for him to come see me, besides the fact that he truely wanted to see me) (HE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK AND LEAVES)SEE YOU LATER, DOC.
JESSICA-(SHE FEELS HER CHEEK)OH...NO HE DIDN'T...OH MY GOD...(SHE HURRIES UP AND GETS IN THE CAR AND LEAVES)
(LATER)
JESSICA-(READING COSMO AND COMES ACROSS AN ARTICLE CALLED "THE SECRET BEHIND HIS TOUCHES")HMM....(THINKS ABOUT HOW ROCK HUGGED HER)WELL, AT FIRST HE HUGGED ME ONE WAY, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER, I THINK IT WAS WITH A ARM ON MY SHOULDER...BUT THEN HE CHANGED AND PUT BOTH ARMS AROUND MY WAIST...AND SUPPOSEDLY, ACCORDING TO THIS, THE TIGHTER HE GRIPS ME, THE MORE INVOLVED HE WANTS TO BE....NO, THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING...I DON'T BELIEVE IT...I WON'T. HE-HE WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ME, THAT'S ALL....RIGHT? (THE PHONE RINGS AND SHE JUMPS)(ANSWERS)HELLO?
ROCK-HEY YOU, HOW WAS THE VET?
JESSICA-WHAT, ARE YOU STALKING ME NOW?
ROCK-EH...I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT....IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T CARE. I DON'T THINK YOU TOO MUCH CARE EITHER.
JESSICA-IT'S KIND OF WEIRD TO ME. I MET YOU AT THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE TIME AND THEN JUST WHEN I THINK I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU TURN UP BEING MY NEW CLIENT TODAY AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING MY HOUSE?
ROCK-DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE JACKET.
JESSICA-WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE THINK ABOUT THIS?
ROCK-SHE HAS NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT THIS. I TELL HER EVERYTHING.
JESSICA-OH REALLY? SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THE COMPLIMENT, THE HUG AND THE KISS YOU GAVE ME?
ROCK-YUP, YES AND UH-HUH.
JESSICA-YOU'RE KIDDING.
ROCK-I HAVE NOTHING TO KID ABOUT. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FROM HER, YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL THAT "DRAMA" TODAY, I'D THINK YOU WOULD BE HAPPY, BUT NOOOO....YOU'RE STILL COMPLAININ'.
JESSICA-IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, THAT'S ALL.
ROCK-CONFUSED YOUNG WOMAN.
JESSICA-(SIGHS)WELL, THAT'S OK WITH ME. I DON'T THINK I NEED TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF THIS WHOLE THING....IT'S ALL A DREAM AND I'M GONNA WAKE UP ANY TIME NOW.
ROCK-(LAUGHS)ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
JESSICA-YES, I AM SURE. I'M NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. I NEVER HAD YOU IN MY OFFICE TODAY, AND WE'VE NEVER MET YET. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT A WWF SHOW, IF I CAN EVER GET BACKSTAGE.
ROCK-YOU WANNA GET BACKSTAGE? I CAN DO THAT.
JESSICA-NO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ME SO YOU CAN'T SEND ME ANYTHING..YET.
ROCK-OK THEN, IF YOU SAY SO. I GOTTA GO, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
JESSICA-A LONG TIME FROM NOW, THE WWF ISN'T COMING BACK FOR ABOUT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS FROM NOW.
ROCK-UH-HUH SURE JESSICA. LATER. (HE HANGS UP)