I won't do it!! I REFUSE!! I am not going to write a disclaimer because if
you've read the first "two chapters", you know what I'm gonna say, so
THERE!! This shows me that you really pay attention to what I write.
(AND LATER INDEED, LIKE A FEW WEEKS LATER)
SECRETARY-(COMES IN THE OFFICE)DR. MOORE, YOUR CLIENT IS HERE.
JESSICA-(DOING SOME PAPERWORK, SHE SIGNALS HER TO LET THEM IN.) I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS IN A MINUTE. (SHE KEEPS WORKING ON THE PAPER)
ROCK-(STANDS BEHIND HER)WHATCHA WRITIN'?
JESSICA-IT'S PAPERWORK THAT I NEED DONE BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER.
ROCK-IMPORTANT, I SUPPOSE?
JESSICA-VERY.
ROCK-AH, OK, I SEE, I'LL WAIT THEN.(HE GOES OVER TO A CHAIR AND PICKS UP A COSMO TO LOOK THROUGH)
JESSICA-(FINISHES)OK, I'M DONE. (SHE STANDS UP AND LOOKS AT HIM, SPEECHLESS)
ROCK-(READING AN ARTICLE)YOU KNOW, WOMEN'S LIVES ARE SO....INTERESTING, BUT WEIRD...(HE CLOSES THE MAG) SO, YOU CAN TALK TO ME NOW? (SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING) WELL, I GUESS NOT. WELL, I CAN SIT HERE UNTIL YOU SAY SOMETHING. (HE STARES AT HER, WAITING FOR HER TO SAY SOMETHING)
JESSICA-(SWALLOWS)I-UH....THIS IS A DREAM.
ROCK-....NO, NOT THAT I KNOW OF. I DON'T THINK SO.
JESSICA-YES. IT IS, I'M GOING TO WAKE UP SOON.
ROCK-(STANDS UP)CAN I PROVE IT'S NOT A DREAM?
JESSICA-TRY ALL YOU WANT, BUT I KNOW I'M DREAMING.
ROCK-OK, SO IF I PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK, YOU WOULDN'T FEEL IT BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS RIGHT?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY, I'VE BEEN IN A HEADLOCK BEFORE.
ROCK-WELL THEN, IF I PUT YOU IN A LIPLOCK, YOU DEFINITLY WOULDN'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MY (HE LICKS HIS LIPS) LIPS FEEL. I'M NOT LYING AM I?
JESSICA-UNFORTUNATELY YOU AREN'T LYING.
ROCK-SO IF I DID KISS YOU, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHETHER IT WAS REAL OR FAKE?
JESSICA-I WOULD FEEL IT.
ROCK-DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A LITTLE CHILDISH?
JESSICA-I-YOU-OOH!! (SHE SITS BACK AND SULKS)
ROCK-I GUESS YOU DO? (HE LOOKS AT HER AND LAUGHS)
(ALRIGHT, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER PART TO WRITE HERE, SO I'LL GO TO ANOTHER PART)
JESSICA-(THE DOORBELL RINGS)(SIGHS)OH GREAT, JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART....(SHE PAUSES THE TAPE, GETS UP AND GOES TO THE DOOR)(LOOKS THRU THE PEEPHOLE)WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ROCK-DON'T I AT LEAST GET A "HEY, HOW YA DOIN', HONEY"? THEN YOU CAN ASK WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
JESSICA-HI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ROCK-(SIGHS)ANYWAY, UM....IS IT OK IF I COME IN?
JESSICA-OH! YEAH. (SHE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND LETS HIM COME INSIDE)(CLOSES THE DOOR)SO WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE? YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS HOURS...
ROCK-THIS DEALS WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, NOT YOUR BUSINESS. I'LL ASSUME THAT YOU DO GO OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, RIGHT?
JESSICA-MAYBE, WHY? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ROCK-WHY SO DIFFICULT?
JESSICA-CUZ...
ROCK-ANYWAY, WE, AS IN DANY AND I, ARE INVITING YOU TO COME TO A PARTY WITH US.
JESSICA-(RAISES HER EYEBROW)EXCUSE ME?
ROCK-LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO OR NOT?
JESSICA-DUDE...YOU DON'T JUST COME OVER MY HOUSE AND FORCE AND INVITATION ON ME, WHO YOU THINK YOU BE?
ROCK-(STARES AT HER)UM....SURE, SO YOU GONNA ACCEPT OR NOT?
JESSICA-(NARROWS HER EYES AT HIM)I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HERE TO SIT AND THINK OF HOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME WHILE I GO BACK TO WATCHING THE RAW THAT I MISSED. (SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER ROOM)
ROCK-RAW? (HE FOLLOWS HER TO HER ROOM) WHY'D YOU MISS IT?
JESSICA-I WASN'T HOME. THAT'S OK, I'M GONNA SEE YOU, AIGHT?
ROCK-FINE. BUT CAN YOU JUST ANSWER ME?
JESSICA-LOOK, IS THIS YOUR PARTY OR IS THIS A FRIEND'S PARTY?
ROCK-A FRIEND'S.
JESSICA-SO HOW'D I END UP GETTING INVITED?
ROCK-WELL...YOU'RE SINGLE, RIGHT?
JESSICA-YEAH, SO WHAT?
ROCK-WELL SO IS MY FRIEND, HE NEEDS A DATE SO-
JESSICA-YOU VOLUNTEERED ME?
ROCK-....YEAH, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT. LOOK, HE'S A COOL GUY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO HURT ME.
JESSICA-HOW 'BOUT KILL?
ROCK-YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL EVEN ALLOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL LIKE HIM AND HAVE NO NEED TO.
JESSICA-DON'T TEMPT ME. OK, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW, I'M GOING OK? WHEN IS IT?
ROCK-....IN AN HOUR....
JESSICA-WHAT?!
ROCK-I'M KIDDING! IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.
JESSICA-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR?
ROCK-IT'S....DRESSY-CAUSUAL I THINK....
JESSICA-OK, NOW THAT JUST MAKES NO SENSE TO ME, I'M NOT GOOD AT FASHION, SO YOU LOOK IN MY CLOSET AND DRAWERS AND SEE WHAT I SHOULD WEAR.
ROCK-YOU'RE SERIOUS?
JESSICA-(PLAYS THE TAPE AGAIN)YUP.
ROCK-O..KAY THEN.
JESSICA-JUST STAY OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER!
ROCK-JUST RUIN MY JOY. (HE LOOKS IN HER CLOSET AND STARTS SCANNING THRU CLOTHES)NAH...NO
DON'T THINK SO....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
JESSICA-STOP CRITIZING MY CLOTHES! EVERYONE DON'T WANNA SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON CLOTHES THAT THEY ONLY WEAR ONE TIME IN THEIR LIVES.
ROCK-YOU TRYNA TALK ABOUT ME? I DON'T DO THAT, I WEAR STUFF TWICE. (SHE LAUGHS) ALRIGHT HON, WE GOTTA GO SHOPPING.
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING. (HE STOPS THE TAPE AND PULLS HER UP)
JESSICA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
ROCK-LOOK, THE ROCK AND JERICHO WON WWF TAG TITLES, KURT WON THE U.S.. TITLE, BRADSHAW WON THE EUROPEAN TITLE, AND TAJIRI WON THE CRUISERWEIGHT, SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, LET'S GO.
JESSICA-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA! ARE YOU GONNA BUY MY CLOTHES, N-
ROCK-IF IT COMES TO THAT-
JESSICA-FINE THEN. WHATEVER.
ROCK-I GOTTA GET MY STYLIST ON YOU. YOU NEED A FASHION TICKET-
JESSICA-YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T DRESS THAT BAD, ALRIGHT? HALF THE STUFF YOU SAID "HELL NO" FOR, I DON'T EVEN WEAR.
ROCK-I WOULD HOPE NOT. COME ON, I'LL DRIVE.
JESSICA-I BET YOU WILL.
ROCK-YOU LOVE BEING DIFFICULT, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-(IN A FRENCH ACCENT) BUT OF COURSE.
ROCK-OH SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR.
JESSICA-(SHE GETS IN)YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
ROCK-I'M CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU GOT IN DIDN'T YOU?
JESSICA-THAT'S BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.
ROCK-OH SURE JESS, BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE ANYTHING, SO QUIIT LYING.
JESSICA-QUIT TALKING, DON'T CALL ME A LIAR, AND START DRIVING..(HE PULLS OFF)
(AT THE MALL)
JESSICA-ALRIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
ROCK-NORDSTROMS.
JESSICA-(STOPS)WHAT?
ROCK-WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SHOPPED THERE BEFORE?
JESSICA-UH, NO. THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE! EVEN THEIR STOCKINGS COST TOO MUCH.
ROCK-JESS, STOP COMPLAINING PLEASE! COME ON, IF ANYTHING, LET'S GO LOOK ALRIGHT?
JESSICA-NO! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST A WINDOW SHOPPER.
ROCK-WELL, I'M NOT SHOPPING FOR ME, NOW AM I?
JESSICA-(UNDER HER BREATH)REALLY, WHY DID I AGREE TO GO TO THIS PARTY?
ROCK-BECAUSE YOU GAVE IN TO ME SO YOU COULD SEE RAW. BUT THE MAIN REASON IS THAT YOU GAVE INTO ME.
JESSICA-(WALKS INTO THE STORE AND SITS DOWN)YOU SHOP, I'LL WATCH.
ROCK-ALRIGHT THEN, BE PREPARED TO TRY STUFF ON AND MODEL FOR ME.
JESSICA-UH...NO.
ROCK-FINE, I'LL PICK THE CLOTHES, YOU GET YOUR SIZE, I BUY, WE GO.
JESSICA-WHATEVER. (SHE SITS BACK)GO ON. (HE WALKS OFF AND WHATEVER)
(A FEW MINUTES LATER)
ROCK-(WALKS BACK OVER TO HER[HE'S ON THE PHONE])HEY, (HE HOLDS THE PHONE AWAY AND LOWERS HIS VOICE)WHAT SIZE BRA DO YOU WEAR?
JESSICA-WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ROCK-IT DEALS WITH A LOT. I'M TALKING TO MY STYLIST HERE AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW...BIG YOU ARE TO HELP ME OUT WITH WHAT YOU SHOULD WEAR.
JESSICA-HA HA, WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO LEAVE THEN HUH? CUZ YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT OUTTA ME.
ROCK-OH YEAH? (HE SAYS SOMETHIN TO HIS STYLIST AND HANGS UP)COME WITH ME. (HE PULLS HER UP AND DRAGS HER BACK TO A DRESSING ROOM AND CLOSES THE DOOR)TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
JESSICA-(FROWNS)ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS YOUR STYLIST AND NOT DANY MAKING YOU MAD OR SOMETHING? WHY SHOULD I?
ROCK-DO I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU?
JESSICA-YOU GIVE ME A REASON-
ROCK-LOOK, I'M TRYING TO BE NICE AND REASONABLE, BUT YOU JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE WEARING A BUTTONED-UP SHIRT AND(HE STARTS TO UNBUTTON HER SHIRT) YOU'RE AGGRIVATING ME AND I KNOW THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA BE HERE RIGHT NOW, (FINISHES UNBUTTONING THE SHIRT AND PUSHES IT OFF HER SHOULDERS)SO JUST COOPERATE WITH ME, PLEASE?(SHE STANDS THERE STARING AT HIM)WHAT?
JESSICA-UM...WHAT? W-WHAT DID YOU SAY, I THINK I JUST LIKE......BLANKED OUT.
ROCK-(SIGHS AND SMILES)JUST...TURN AROUND AND I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, OK?(SHE TURNS AROUND AND HE UNFASTENS HER BRA, LOOKS AT THE TAG AND FASTENS IT BACK)OK THEN. (HE GETS A LITTLE CLOSER TO HER EAR)YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH I WASN'T MARRIED. (LOOKS DOWN AT HER CHEST)THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.(HE LEAVES)
JESSICA-(SITS DOWN[ON WHATEVER THEY HAVE FOR YOU TO SIT DOWN ON)(THINKING) I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MAN JUST DID...
(AND LATER INDEED, LIKE A FEW WEEKS LATER)
SECRETARY-(COMES IN THE OFFICE)DR. MOORE, YOUR CLIENT IS HERE.
JESSICA-(DOING SOME PAPERWORK, SHE SIGNALS HER TO LET THEM IN.) I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS IN A MINUTE. (SHE KEEPS WORKING ON THE PAPER)
ROCK-(STANDS BEHIND HER)WHATCHA WRITIN'?
JESSICA-IT'S PAPERWORK THAT I NEED DONE BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER.
ROCK-IMPORTANT, I SUPPOSE?
JESSICA-VERY.
ROCK-AH, OK, I SEE, I'LL WAIT THEN.(HE GOES OVER TO A CHAIR AND PICKS UP A COSMO TO LOOK THROUGH)
JESSICA-(FINISHES)OK, I'M DONE. (SHE STANDS UP AND LOOKS AT HIM, SPEECHLESS)
ROCK-(READING AN ARTICLE)YOU KNOW, WOMEN'S LIVES ARE SO....INTERESTING, BUT WEIRD...(HE CLOSES THE MAG) SO, YOU CAN TALK TO ME NOW? (SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING) WELL, I GUESS NOT. WELL, I CAN SIT HERE UNTIL YOU SAY SOMETHING. (HE STARES AT HER, WAITING FOR HER TO SAY SOMETHING)
JESSICA-(SWALLOWS)I-UH....THIS IS A DREAM.
ROCK-....NO, NOT THAT I KNOW OF. I DON'T THINK SO.
JESSICA-YES. IT IS, I'M GOING TO WAKE UP SOON.
ROCK-(STANDS UP)CAN I PROVE IT'S NOT A DREAM?
JESSICA-TRY ALL YOU WANT, BUT I KNOW I'M DREAMING.
ROCK-OK, SO IF I PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK, YOU WOULDN'T FEEL IT BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS RIGHT?
JESSICA-NOT NECESSIARLY, I'VE BEEN IN A HEADLOCK BEFORE.
ROCK-WELL THEN, IF I PUT YOU IN A LIPLOCK, YOU DEFINITLY WOULDN'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MY (HE LICKS HIS LIPS) LIPS FEEL. I'M NOT LYING AM I?
JESSICA-UNFORTUNATELY YOU AREN'T LYING.
ROCK-SO IF I DID KISS YOU, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHETHER IT WAS REAL OR FAKE?
JESSICA-I WOULD FEEL IT.
ROCK-DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A LITTLE CHILDISH?
JESSICA-I-YOU-OOH!! (SHE SITS BACK AND SULKS)
ROCK-I GUESS YOU DO? (HE LOOKS AT HER AND LAUGHS)
(ALRIGHT, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER PART TO WRITE HERE, SO I'LL GO TO ANOTHER PART)
JESSICA-(THE DOORBELL RINGS)(SIGHS)OH GREAT, JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART....(SHE PAUSES THE TAPE, GETS UP AND GOES TO THE DOOR)(LOOKS THRU THE PEEPHOLE)WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ROCK-DON'T I AT LEAST GET A "HEY, HOW YA DOIN', HONEY"? THEN YOU CAN ASK WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
JESSICA-HI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ROCK-(SIGHS)ANYWAY, UM....IS IT OK IF I COME IN?
JESSICA-OH! YEAH. (SHE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND LETS HIM COME INSIDE)(CLOSES THE DOOR)SO WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE? YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS HOURS...
ROCK-THIS DEALS WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, NOT YOUR BUSINESS. I'LL ASSUME THAT YOU DO GO OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, RIGHT?
JESSICA-MAYBE, WHY? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ROCK-WHY SO DIFFICULT?
JESSICA-CUZ...
ROCK-ANYWAY, WE, AS IN DANY AND I, ARE INVITING YOU TO COME TO A PARTY WITH US.
JESSICA-(RAISES HER EYEBROW)EXCUSE ME?
ROCK-LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO OR NOT?
JESSICA-DUDE...YOU DON'T JUST COME OVER MY HOUSE AND FORCE AND INVITATION ON ME, WHO YOU THINK YOU BE?
ROCK-(STARES AT HER)UM....SURE, SO YOU GONNA ACCEPT OR NOT?
JESSICA-(NARROWS HER EYES AT HIM)I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HERE TO SIT AND THINK OF HOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME WHILE I GO BACK TO WATCHING THE RAW THAT I MISSED. (SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER ROOM)
ROCK-RAW? (HE FOLLOWS HER TO HER ROOM) WHY'D YOU MISS IT?
JESSICA-I WASN'T HOME. THAT'S OK, I'M GONNA SEE YOU, AIGHT?
ROCK-FINE. BUT CAN YOU JUST ANSWER ME?
JESSICA-LOOK, IS THIS YOUR PARTY OR IS THIS A FRIEND'S PARTY?
ROCK-A FRIEND'S.
JESSICA-SO HOW'D I END UP GETTING INVITED?
ROCK-WELL...YOU'RE SINGLE, RIGHT?
JESSICA-YEAH, SO WHAT?
ROCK-WELL SO IS MY FRIEND, HE NEEDS A DATE SO-
JESSICA-YOU VOLUNTEERED ME?
ROCK-....YEAH, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT. LOOK, HE'S A COOL GUY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO HURT ME.
JESSICA-HOW 'BOUT KILL?
ROCK-YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL EVEN ALLOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL LIKE HIM AND HAVE NO NEED TO.
JESSICA-DON'T TEMPT ME. OK, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW, I'M GOING OK? WHEN IS IT?
ROCK-....IN AN HOUR....
JESSICA-WHAT?!
ROCK-I'M KIDDING! IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.
JESSICA-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR?
ROCK-IT'S....DRESSY-CAUSUAL I THINK....
JESSICA-OK, NOW THAT JUST MAKES NO SENSE TO ME, I'M NOT GOOD AT FASHION, SO YOU LOOK IN MY CLOSET AND DRAWERS AND SEE WHAT I SHOULD WEAR.
ROCK-YOU'RE SERIOUS?
JESSICA-(PLAYS THE TAPE AGAIN)YUP.
ROCK-O..KAY THEN.
JESSICA-JUST STAY OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER!
ROCK-JUST RUIN MY JOY. (HE LOOKS IN HER CLOSET AND STARTS SCANNING THRU CLOTHES)NAH...NO
DON'T THINK SO....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
JESSICA-STOP CRITIZING MY CLOTHES! EVERYONE DON'T WANNA SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON CLOTHES THAT THEY ONLY WEAR ONE TIME IN THEIR LIVES.
ROCK-YOU TRYNA TALK ABOUT ME? I DON'T DO THAT, I WEAR STUFF TWICE. (SHE LAUGHS) ALRIGHT HON, WE GOTTA GO SHOPPING.
JESSICA-WHAT?
ROCK-WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING. (HE STOPS THE TAPE AND PULLS HER UP)
JESSICA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
ROCK-LOOK, THE ROCK AND JERICHO WON WWF TAG TITLES, KURT WON THE U.S.. TITLE, BRADSHAW WON THE EUROPEAN TITLE, AND TAJIRI WON THE CRUISERWEIGHT, SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, LET'S GO.
JESSICA-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA! ARE YOU GONNA BUY MY CLOTHES, N-
ROCK-IF IT COMES TO THAT-
JESSICA-FINE THEN. WHATEVER.
ROCK-I GOTTA GET MY STYLIST ON YOU. YOU NEED A FASHION TICKET-
JESSICA-YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T DRESS THAT BAD, ALRIGHT? HALF THE STUFF YOU SAID "HELL NO" FOR, I DON'T EVEN WEAR.
ROCK-I WOULD HOPE NOT. COME ON, I'LL DRIVE.
JESSICA-I BET YOU WILL.
ROCK-YOU LOVE BEING DIFFICULT, DON'T YOU?
JESSICA-(IN A FRENCH ACCENT) BUT OF COURSE.
ROCK-OH SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR.
JESSICA-(SHE GETS IN)YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
ROCK-I'M CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU GOT IN DIDN'T YOU?
JESSICA-THAT'S BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.
ROCK-OH SURE JESS, BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE ANYTHING, SO QUIIT LYING.
JESSICA-QUIT TALKING, DON'T CALL ME A LIAR, AND START DRIVING..(HE PULLS OFF)
(AT THE MALL)
JESSICA-ALRIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
ROCK-NORDSTROMS.
JESSICA-(STOPS)WHAT?
ROCK-WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SHOPPED THERE BEFORE?
JESSICA-UH, NO. THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE! EVEN THEIR STOCKINGS COST TOO MUCH.
ROCK-JESS, STOP COMPLAINING PLEASE! COME ON, IF ANYTHING, LET'S GO LOOK ALRIGHT?
JESSICA-NO! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST A WINDOW SHOPPER.
ROCK-WELL, I'M NOT SHOPPING FOR ME, NOW AM I?
JESSICA-(UNDER HER BREATH)REALLY, WHY DID I AGREE TO GO TO THIS PARTY?
ROCK-BECAUSE YOU GAVE IN TO ME SO YOU COULD SEE RAW. BUT THE MAIN REASON IS THAT YOU GAVE INTO ME.
JESSICA-(WALKS INTO THE STORE AND SITS DOWN)YOU SHOP, I'LL WATCH.
ROCK-ALRIGHT THEN, BE PREPARED TO TRY STUFF ON AND MODEL FOR ME.
JESSICA-UH...NO.
ROCK-FINE, I'LL PICK THE CLOTHES, YOU GET YOUR SIZE, I BUY, WE GO.
JESSICA-WHATEVER. (SHE SITS BACK)GO ON. (HE WALKS OFF AND WHATEVER)
(A FEW MINUTES LATER)
ROCK-(WALKS BACK OVER TO HER[HE'S ON THE PHONE])HEY, (HE HOLDS THE PHONE AWAY AND LOWERS HIS VOICE)WHAT SIZE BRA DO YOU WEAR?
JESSICA-WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ROCK-IT DEALS WITH A LOT. I'M TALKING TO MY STYLIST HERE AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW...BIG YOU ARE TO HELP ME OUT WITH WHAT YOU SHOULD WEAR.
JESSICA-HA HA, WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO LEAVE THEN HUH? CUZ YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT OUTTA ME.
ROCK-OH YEAH? (HE SAYS SOMETHIN TO HIS STYLIST AND HANGS UP)COME WITH ME. (HE PULLS HER UP AND DRAGS HER BACK TO A DRESSING ROOM AND CLOSES THE DOOR)TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
JESSICA-(FROWNS)ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS YOUR STYLIST AND NOT DANY MAKING YOU MAD OR SOMETHING? WHY SHOULD I?
ROCK-DO I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU?
JESSICA-YOU GIVE ME A REASON-
ROCK-LOOK, I'M TRYING TO BE NICE AND REASONABLE, BUT YOU JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE WEARING A BUTTONED-UP SHIRT AND(HE STARTS TO UNBUTTON HER SHIRT) YOU'RE AGGRIVATING ME AND I KNOW THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA BE HERE RIGHT NOW, (FINISHES UNBUTTONING THE SHIRT AND PUSHES IT OFF HER SHOULDERS)SO JUST COOPERATE WITH ME, PLEASE?(SHE STANDS THERE STARING AT HIM)WHAT?
JESSICA-UM...WHAT? W-WHAT DID YOU SAY, I THINK I JUST LIKE......BLANKED OUT.
ROCK-(SIGHS AND SMILES)JUST...TURN AROUND AND I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, OK?(SHE TURNS AROUND AND HE UNFASTENS HER BRA, LOOKS AT THE TAG AND FASTENS IT BACK)OK THEN. (HE GETS A LITTLE CLOSER TO HER EAR)YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH I WASN'T MARRIED. (LOOKS DOWN AT HER CHEST)THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.(HE LEAVES)
JESSICA-(SITS DOWN[ON WHATEVER THEY HAVE FOR YOU TO SIT DOWN ON)(THINKING) I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MAN JUST DID...