Frodo: Hey Aragorn, what's something you wouldn't say?
The King pondered a moment
Aragorn: Confuscious say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
Everyone burst into laughter.
Frodo: Your turn Legolas
Legolas: Hmm... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Once more everyone laughed.
Gandalf: After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me" Maybe life isn't for everyone"
Pippin: if you can't beat them, arrange for them to be beaten!
Merry: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a stinkin' fool about it.
Gimli: I am not going to do this
Frodo: Come on. It's funny
Gimli: No
Frodo: Gimli....
Gimli: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Everyone fell over laughing while Gimli just blinked then smirked
Legolas: Go Frodo
Frodo: Let's see.... Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Pippin: One more who we missing?
Merry: Boromir
Sam: And me too
All: Oh right Sam
Sam: before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away and have their shoes too.
Gandalf: Hehe come on Boromir
Boromir: a conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.





TBC...
Quotes from various places