I just did this for the heck of it. I don't care if I get flames, I just
had fun. Whenever I look at the weirdest commercials, I just *had* to make
fun of them, LOL. Well, anyway, prepared to see the weird of the Angel of
Reality.
Senshi runs America's Commercials!!
***Scene One****
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong, Haruka?" Michiru came up and asked. They were in a restaurant.
"Some food hurt my teeth…"
"Ohh…Haruka! Did you forget to brush your teeth with sensodyne?" She brought the tooth paste out.
"Er…Michiru, how come you bring that in the middle of the restaurant??"
"I don't know actually…"
****Scene Two****
Makoto: "HI! Don't you just hate it when you don't know how to chop?!" (Cutting carrots in a weird way, almost getting her hand and the scene is black and white)
Makoto: "Don't you wish there was an easier way so you never get to learn how to chop in the future and so you can get lazy? Well there's a way!"
A weird sphere shaped thingy appears with jagged cutters on the bottom, showing how it works.
Makoto: "Also, if you don't know how to put items in a pot or pan, here's a bendable thingy!"
****Scene Three*****
Yaten appears in a suite with question marks all over it. "DO YOU THINK YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY?!"
Seiya appears in the same outfit. "DO YOU ALSO THINK YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUTURE?!?!?!"
Taiki pops up, same suite as well. "Well, here's you solution!"
(All three brings a big fat book out containing who-knows-what)
"Buy these books, and they answer your problems!"
(Background of the White House suddenly appears)
Seiya: "THE GOVERNMENT HAS PROVIDED US THE MONEY WE NEED!"
Yaten: "DON'T WASTE TIME!"
Taiki: "SO CALL THIS NUMBER!"
1-800-free illegal money
All: "AND PREPARE TO BE FREEEE!!!"
Seiya is throwing is clothes off running around.
Taiki is tearing is hair out running around.
Yaten is throwing money around, laughing like a maniac (EX: Saionji *spelling sorry* or Tomoe) plus running around.
Er…review? Want more? I don't think so.
Senshi runs America's Commercials!!
***Scene One****
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong, Haruka?" Michiru came up and asked. They were in a restaurant.
"Some food hurt my teeth…"
"Ohh…Haruka! Did you forget to brush your teeth with sensodyne?" She brought the tooth paste out.
"Er…Michiru, how come you bring that in the middle of the restaurant??"
"I don't know actually…"
****Scene Two****
Makoto: "HI! Don't you just hate it when you don't know how to chop?!" (Cutting carrots in a weird way, almost getting her hand and the scene is black and white)
Makoto: "Don't you wish there was an easier way so you never get to learn how to chop in the future and so you can get lazy? Well there's a way!"
A weird sphere shaped thingy appears with jagged cutters on the bottom, showing how it works.
Makoto: "Also, if you don't know how to put items in a pot or pan, here's a bendable thingy!"
****Scene Three*****
Yaten appears in a suite with question marks all over it. "DO YOU THINK YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY?!"
Seiya appears in the same outfit. "DO YOU ALSO THINK YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUTURE?!?!?!"
Taiki pops up, same suite as well. "Well, here's you solution!"
(All three brings a big fat book out containing who-knows-what)
"Buy these books, and they answer your problems!"
(Background of the White House suddenly appears)
Seiya: "THE GOVERNMENT HAS PROVIDED US THE MONEY WE NEED!"
Yaten: "DON'T WASTE TIME!"
Taiki: "SO CALL THIS NUMBER!"
1-800-free illegal money
All: "AND PREPARE TO BE FREEEE!!!"
Seiya is throwing is clothes off running around.
Taiki is tearing is hair out running around.
Yaten is throwing money around, laughing like a maniac (EX: Saionji *spelling sorry* or Tomoe) plus running around.
Er…review? Want more? I don't think so.