Aaagh! It's short! I begged my muse for more ideas, but she aimed her middle finger at me and then stalked off. I think I haven't been giving her enough chocolate lately...
Part II
Gourry Gabriev walked nonchalantly up onto the stage, to the applause of some of the fans, and expressive catcalls of a few...and waited. Then he waited some more. The vast majority of the crowd began to grow restless, and Gourry began to daydream. Finally Zellas strode off to see what had happened. Several long minutes later she reappeared, dragging a bewildered looking ffGourry behind her.
"He got lost in the lobby," Zellas said flatly. She gave him a last shove onto the stage, and then retreated to the side.
"Where am I?" FfGourry asked, looking around with wide eyes.
"You're here to fight me."
"I am?"
"Yeah, you are. Prepare yourself," Gourry said, drawing his sword.
"Oh, okay... What does prepare mean, uh... what's your name again?" FfGourry asked, finger to lips in deep thought. There was a loud "BOOM!" as good third of the audience fell into the popcorn-laden aisles. Even Gourry would have fallen over if he hadn't been ready for a fight, and in a fighting stance. FfGourry stared in surprise at the presence of an audience. Gourry decided not to waste the distraction, and leapt at him. There was a loud clang as metal hit metal, causing Gourry to nearly fall over in shock.
"How can this guy be so good when he's so dumb?!" He thought. The battle continued for two long hours, until the audience began to bring out copies of Lord of the Rings to read. Zellas observed this, and as she didn't have a copy herself, decided to end the battle.
"Put down your cutting implements, Gourry...and Gourry." Gourry started to put down his sword, but then brought it back up at another attack from FfGourry. "Gourry, put down your sword," Zellas said, annoyed. FfGourry continued to attack.
"He won't stop!" Gourry called out to Zellas. Zellas twitched in irritation, and then strode onto stage, and pulled ffGourry back by his collar.
"I told you to stop fighting," she said in a low voice.
"You did?" He asked.
"Yes, I said 'Put down your cutting implements, Gourry, and Gourry.'"
"Am I Gourry?" FfGourry asked, eliciting another spasm of twitches from Zellas. She carefully set ffGourry back down, and then snapped her fingers, causing ffGourry to disappear. She looked much more satisfied after that, and many members of the crowd erupted in cheering.
"Tie." Zellas proclamed. "Gourry, you can go back now."
"Oh," Gourry said, and walked off stage to find Lina. Zellas returned to her duties as announcer.
"Your next contestants are Zelgadiss Graywords vs. Zelgadiss Graywords!"
***
To the Reviewers of Part I:
I'm glad you all liked it! Thank you for your reviews!
Lady Athena-
LINA: ::looks from ffLina to mirror Lina and back again, screams and runs away::
AMERIA: Not even Ruby Eye could frighten Lina so much as you just did, Lady Athena.
ZELGADISS: Congratulations.
Mynuet- Yes, koibito means lover. I've read it in a few very OOC romance fics. OOC romance fics often seem to use dramatic Japanese words or phrases in order to make the fic more melodramatic. Every fire is sparked from an observation. ^_~
Phelan- I have some ideas for Xelloss vs. Fruitcake. Yes...
XELLOSS: ::looks panicked:: Mother...
Two Lina Inverses, lol. ^_^ Three if you bring up Mirror Lina.
ZELGADISS: I rue the day...
As for Filia vs. Filia... I'm not sure yet! I haven't really noticed a great deal of comedic difference between the two. I'll have to read more fanfic! (Tragic, ne?)
Only Yuri- Ah! You've caught my tragic downfall! I'll try to watch that more. Zel's chapter should be a decent length!
Cynical Angel- Naga vs. Naga! I didn't think of that...
NAGA: AAOHOHOHOHO!
AUDIENCE: ::no reaction::
NAGA: Oh...ho? ::sees all audience have headphones distributed earlier for five bucks a piece, hooked up to first-season Slayers song:: Hey! That's not fair!
But what is her OOC fanfiction persona?
Lady Lightningblade- I really like your name! Most of the ffGourrys I've seen were dumb as rocks.
ZEL: Hey, you said you wouldn't use that comparison anymore!
LINA: It's true!
ZEL: ::glare::
One ffGourry even forgot /Lina's/ name! Gourry isn't that dumb. He can read, and is willing to for recreation, for example. There are overly smart, suave, sophisticated Gourrys. I haven't read any of those fics yet, but I have heard of them. Perhaps I will do another with him, though being confronted by a Gourry-genius may cause Lina to die of fright!
XELLOSS: ::thoughtfully:: Hmm...
LINA: ::glare:: That's not a /good/ thing!
Lina Inverse the Dramata: ::glomp:: You're stories /are/ interesting! I can just imagine Lina running around Hogwarts in a blur of crimson...
LINA: The portraits! The flags! The arches! The towers! ::WHOMP!!:: Snape...
Part II
Gourry Gabriev walked nonchalantly up onto the stage, to the applause of some of the fans, and expressive catcalls of a few...and waited. Then he waited some more. The vast majority of the crowd began to grow restless, and Gourry began to daydream. Finally Zellas strode off to see what had happened. Several long minutes later she reappeared, dragging a bewildered looking ffGourry behind her.
"He got lost in the lobby," Zellas said flatly. She gave him a last shove onto the stage, and then retreated to the side.
"Where am I?" FfGourry asked, looking around with wide eyes.
"You're here to fight me."
"I am?"
"Yeah, you are. Prepare yourself," Gourry said, drawing his sword.
"Oh, okay... What does prepare mean, uh... what's your name again?" FfGourry asked, finger to lips in deep thought. There was a loud "BOOM!" as good third of the audience fell into the popcorn-laden aisles. Even Gourry would have fallen over if he hadn't been ready for a fight, and in a fighting stance. FfGourry stared in surprise at the presence of an audience. Gourry decided not to waste the distraction, and leapt at him. There was a loud clang as metal hit metal, causing Gourry to nearly fall over in shock.
"How can this guy be so good when he's so dumb?!" He thought. The battle continued for two long hours, until the audience began to bring out copies of Lord of the Rings to read. Zellas observed this, and as she didn't have a copy herself, decided to end the battle.
"Put down your cutting implements, Gourry...and Gourry." Gourry started to put down his sword, but then brought it back up at another attack from FfGourry. "Gourry, put down your sword," Zellas said, annoyed. FfGourry continued to attack.
"He won't stop!" Gourry called out to Zellas. Zellas twitched in irritation, and then strode onto stage, and pulled ffGourry back by his collar.
"I told you to stop fighting," she said in a low voice.
"You did?" He asked.
"Yes, I said 'Put down your cutting implements, Gourry, and Gourry.'"
"Am I Gourry?" FfGourry asked, eliciting another spasm of twitches from Zellas. She carefully set ffGourry back down, and then snapped her fingers, causing ffGourry to disappear. She looked much more satisfied after that, and many members of the crowd erupted in cheering.
"Tie." Zellas proclamed. "Gourry, you can go back now."
"Oh," Gourry said, and walked off stage to find Lina. Zellas returned to her duties as announcer.
"Your next contestants are Zelgadiss Graywords vs. Zelgadiss Graywords!"
***
To the Reviewers of Part I:
I'm glad you all liked it! Thank you for your reviews!
Lady Athena-
LINA: ::looks from ffLina to mirror Lina and back again, screams and runs away::
AMERIA: Not even Ruby Eye could frighten Lina so much as you just did, Lady Athena.
ZELGADISS: Congratulations.
Mynuet- Yes, koibito means lover. I've read it in a few very OOC romance fics. OOC romance fics often seem to use dramatic Japanese words or phrases in order to make the fic more melodramatic. Every fire is sparked from an observation. ^_~
Phelan- I have some ideas for Xelloss vs. Fruitcake. Yes...
XELLOSS: ::looks panicked:: Mother...
Two Lina Inverses, lol. ^_^ Three if you bring up Mirror Lina.
ZELGADISS: I rue the day...
As for Filia vs. Filia... I'm not sure yet! I haven't really noticed a great deal of comedic difference between the two. I'll have to read more fanfic! (Tragic, ne?)
Only Yuri- Ah! You've caught my tragic downfall! I'll try to watch that more. Zel's chapter should be a decent length!
Cynical Angel- Naga vs. Naga! I didn't think of that...
NAGA: AAOHOHOHOHO!
AUDIENCE: ::no reaction::
NAGA: Oh...ho? ::sees all audience have headphones distributed earlier for five bucks a piece, hooked up to first-season Slayers song:: Hey! That's not fair!
But what is her OOC fanfiction persona?
Lady Lightningblade- I really like your name! Most of the ffGourrys I've seen were dumb as rocks.
ZEL: Hey, you said you wouldn't use that comparison anymore!
LINA: It's true!
ZEL: ::glare::
One ffGourry even forgot /Lina's/ name! Gourry isn't that dumb. He can read, and is willing to for recreation, for example. There are overly smart, suave, sophisticated Gourrys. I haven't read any of those fics yet, but I have heard of them. Perhaps I will do another with him, though being confronted by a Gourry-genius may cause Lina to die of fright!
XELLOSS: ::thoughtfully:: Hmm...
LINA: ::glare:: That's not a /good/ thing!
Lina Inverse the Dramata: ::glomp:: You're stories /are/ interesting! I can just imagine Lina running around Hogwarts in a blur of crimson...
LINA: The portraits! The flags! The arches! The towers! ::WHOMP!!:: Snape...