Wednesday, December 9th, girl's bathroom at school

Oh my god! I take back all my wishes about finally meeting my secret admirer. Now that I know who he is, I really regret being all daydreamy about him. And the answer to the one million dollar question is: Billy (the guy who gets upset when there's corn in the chili)! As usual, I went to my locker to get my jacket after school thinking that nothing interesting could possibly happen. Boy, was I wrong. I found him there holding a bunch of daisies smiling at me. What was going on? I had just HAD to find out didn't I? :

- Hey Mia!
- Huh? Billy? Who are you waiting for?
- Um, got any interesting mail lately?
- Huh? What?
- Well like you know...um...

A little bell rung in my head and suddenly everything became clear.

- Billy, you're my secret admirer?
- Yee...yeaa.... Yeah.
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I'm embarrassed.
- Well, then, um, Billy, you see... I don't like you in that way.

I felt like such a witch when I saw his bashful grin fall at my words.

- Of course I think of you as a friend, but I just can't see you in that way.

In midst of all the disappointment, I just couldn't help but feel a little inward joy at my new found self-actualization.

- I... I...I...
- I'm sorry.

* Clang *

This just keeps getting better and better. Michael makes his debut in my failed attempt at love. He dropped his binder and I saw that he was standing there all throughout my conversation with Billy.

- Michael? What are you doing over there?
- Um... see you later.

And he scampers off. Now, back to dealing with Billy's feelings.

- You don't have to be sorry.
- Are you ok?
- Yeee...yeaa, yeah. I'm going to now. Bye.
- Bye.

So Billy was the culprit all along while I was secretly dreaming day and night about Michael. The weird thing is, why was Michael spying on us? Why would he care? I just don't get it! People around me are all getting weird:

List of oddities in my life:

1) I USED TO HAVE a secret admirer.
2) Michael suddenly cares about my love life.
3) Lily is treating me like dirt.
4) My mom eloped with my algebra teacher (where are they anyways??????).
5) It got somewhat interesting.