Title: The Grocery Boys Part 1: Vidal Sasson vs. Pantene Pro-V
By LTS Rating: PG
Warnings: hints to shounen-ai, extreme silly humor
Spoilers: none
Keywords: shampoo, youji, youji, and a cute little innocent omi
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Isn't it obvious? The way I write with them
would get me fired!
Dedication: To all the little people out there that when found in distress
start screaming: "SHIN-E!"

Comments from Author: This is VERY silly. Theoretically this is my first Weiss Kreuz fiction, though I *am* working on another,
angsty strange type that isn't silly like this at all. I owe this to the pain I had to endure in dreadfully boring lecture classes. One day it
was a page and then it accumulated to 7 scenes (parts).

Very OOC. Also, it is written in play format. Very short, with descriptions of what they do within *'s and
thoughts within / 's

[ Scene One ]

Vidal Sasson VS. Pantene Pro-V
(in hallway, near upstairs bathroom AKA Yotan's palace)

[enter Yotan & Ken]

Yotan: Oi, Ken why don't you leave me some shampoo next time!
Ken: *rolls eyes* Yoji! Come on! Your hair will survive one day without being washed!
Yoji: *poking head out of bathroom* Are you kidding!?!
Ken: Give it a rest.
Yoji: *sweatdropping* I won't leave my room!
Ken: *shrugs* Whatever Yoji...
Yoji: *shivers and sits neked on the toilet staring at the shower with fear*
Ken: [ outside the bathroom, pauses and Exits]

Later...

Omi: *knocks on Yotan's door* Ne? Yoji-kun?
Yoji: *muffled noises* Go away.
Omi: *surprised look* Oh, okay Yoji-kun.
Yoji: *sighs and slumps off bed and pulls off all sorts of locks from the door, poking one eye out*
Fine. What do you want?
Omi: *blinks* Me? I just... was wondering if you were okay... you weren't in the shop all day.
Ken-kun said you were sick...
Yoji: Liar. It's his fault *glares* I'm not sick... I just, um, have a problem.
Aya: (down the hall) We already know that Yoji.
Omi: *swallows* What's wrong? Can I help any?
Yotan: Um... *looks around* ...maybe... come real close, Ok?
Omi: *blushes* Yoji-kun?
Yoji: *glares* Just do it!
Omi: *leans closer, pressing his nose between the door crack* OK.
Yoji: Closer!
Omi: *blushes but moves anyway* Y-Yoji-kun!
Yoji: *coughs* So, where's the fix!?
Omi: Fix what?
Yotan: Yeah, my stuff!
Omi: *coughs* Yoji-kun! You aren't talking about drugs are you?
Yotan: *smacks forehead on door, by accident* Ouch! Iie!
Omi *blinks* Then WHAT stuff?
Yotan: *whines* My... my life!
Omi: But you are ali-
Yoji: No! No! What is my life!
Omi: *blinks* Oh! You mean girls Yoji-kun?
Yotan: *sighs* Well, besides that.
Omi: ...hmm, well that'd be your hair!
Yoji: *grins and jumps* Yes! Yes! SO do you have it?
Omi: What?
Yoji: Oi, Oi! My SHAMPOO!
Omi: Oh! I get it!
Yoji: *nodnod* FInally! My day has come! I'm so excited!!! Finally I can show my 'beautiful' face again!!!
Everyone can see my beau--
Omi: Um, Yoji-kun--
Yoji: I can sparkle, shine again, my body will
Omi: Um, Yoji--
Yotan: I am SO excited!!! So... So, where is it? Where is it!? Give me it! *grabs Omi by the neck shaking him*
Omi: *muffled, throat choked* Umm Yoji-kun?
Yoji: WHAT?!
Omi: I... uh, don't have any.
Yoji: *gasps dropping Omi* NANI!?
Omi: There is none.
Yoji: God almighty in heaven... *looks faint*
Omi: Sorry.
Yotan: *covers his mouth* .....
Omi: You gonna be okay?
Yotan: *slams door* I think I'm gonna go smoke my year-supply of cig's and take a bath in my beer...

~Ende de Scene Une~