Title: The Grocery Boys Part 2: In the Ice Creme Parlor
By LTSLTS
Rating: PG
Warnings: hints to shounen-ai, extreme silly humor
Spoilers: none
Keywords: shampoo, youji, aya, ken and bubble gum ice creme
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Isn't it obvious? The way I write with them would get me fired!
Dedication: To all the little people out there that when found in distress start screaming: "SHIN-E!"



Comments from author: You have to have a really twisted sense of humor to find my "fic" funny. Feedback, please?

[ Scene Two ]

In the Ice Creme Parlor

[enter Yotan wearing a pink sweater and a baseball cap on his head, Ken in casual clothes and a blank looking Aya/Ran]

Yoji: *sitting down near the window, hiding his face with his hands* There's not even any girls in this... place.
Aya: *glares at Yotan and sits on other side of booth with ken* Good. I don't want them over here.
Ken: *snickers* They wouldn't be! Not with the shirt Yoji's wearing!
Yoji: *konks head on table* It wasn't my fault it was the only thing in my closet!
Everything else I've set out for memorial.
Aya: Memorial?
Ken: *rolls eyes* He thinks he's dying.
Aya: What do you want to order?
Yoji: Doesn't anyone care!?
Ken: Bubble Gum or Mint... I am not sure...
Aya: I want revenge... I mean chocolate.
Yoji: I want shampoo.
Aya and Ken: We know!
Yoji: *backs off and stares out the window*
Ken: [to waiter] Hi! We'd like to get a tub of Bubble Gum Ice Creme and a...
Aya: Cone. Sharp cone.
Ken: *coughs* Uh... cone of chocolate.
Waiter: Anything else?
Yoji: *turns to him, his eyes pleading* Do you have any shampoo? Ah! Yes you do!
You're hair looks clean! *stands up and grabs the waiter by the shirt collar* Gimmie your soap man!
Waiter: Uhhhh, we don't sell shampoo here! *eyes widening*
Aya: Yoji, put the waiter down. I want some Ice creme.
Yoji: *glaring, choking the waiter* Not until I get my shampoo! I need glossy hair dammit!
Ken: Yojiii! I'm hungry! I want my tub of--
Waiter: *coughs* Can you please put me down sir? I can't breathe...
Aya: *grabs Yoji by the hair* Put. Him. Down.
Yoji: *screeching* Ah! No! Not my hair! I have to keep what's left of it!
*drops the man and slumps back down in the booth, pulling his cap on tighter*
Aya: [to waiter] Please excuse our... "friend". He has a little problem.
Ken: *getting impatient* I haven't had Ice Creme for weeks! Isn't this place supposed to be fast! Where's my ice creme! Hurry up dammit!
Aya: Yes, please take our order. Make sure the chocolate is really thick.
Waiter: Thick, got it. *runs hands against neck and leaves*
Ken: *blinking* Why thick, Aya?
Aya: So I can choke Yoji with it.
Yoji: Hey! I like chocolate!
Ken: You're paying.
Yoji: Yeah right...
Aya: We'll buy you shampoo...
Yoji: How much?
Aya: What kind of question is that? We'll buy you shampoo.
Yoji: What kind of person gets a bucket of Bubble Gum Ice Creme?
Ken: *glares* Hey! At least I'm not wearing pink!
Yoji: That's not my fault!
Aya: You two should have stayed home.
Waiter: *hands Aya a cone of chocolate and places a bucket at Ken's place*
Ken: *grins and picks up a spoon* Yum!
Aya and Yoji: *stare at him as he starts to shovel it into his mouth*
Yoji: *sighs* You could have at least ordered something for me.
Aya: *looks at his cone and mumbles* Takatori... this is your last breath... *takes a big chomp*
Yoji: *stares at Ken's bucket* You gonna share?
Ken: NO!!!
Yoji: *sighs and picks up a napkin eating it*
Aya: *uses a fork to carefully jab into the top of his cone* DIE! Takatori! DIE!
Yoji: Um... Aya, that isn't Taka--
Ken: Oh! The little chewy kind! *blows a bubble and it explodes on his face* Can I use a napkin Yoji?
Yoji: Help.
Aya: *continues to stab his Ice Creme*
Waiter: Thank you for your... um, order. *avoids looking at Yoji and adds Ken the bill*
Ken: Ah! Oh no! The napkin is stuck to my face!
Yoji: *looking at bill and then Aya* So... if I really pay, will you buy me some shampoo, Aya?
Aya: No.
Yoji: But WHY not?!
Ken: Ack! The napkin!
Yoji: Ken, will you?
Ken: *the napkin hangs on his cheek* Why don't you go buy it yourself if you could pay
for the ice creme?
Aya: Exactly.
Yoji: *whines* Because! I can't go out in public with my hair like this!
Aya: You are in public.
Yoji: This place doesn't count. I know the chick that works in the grocery store.
Aya: You're pathetic. *goes back to stabbing his cone*
Ken: Will you buy me another bucket of Bubble Gum?

|