Title: The Grocery Boys Part 3-4/1: Grocery Boys
By LTS Rating: PG
Warnings: hints to shounen-ai, extreme silly humor
Spoilers: none
Keywords: shampoo, youji, aya, ken, a cute and innocent omi, farshmellowcreme, takatori
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Isn't it obvious? The way I write with them would get me fired!
Dedication: To all the little people out there that when found in distress start screaming: "SHIN-E!"

Comments from Author: MEEP. I think I need help. *drools* Feedback anyway?

[ Scene Three ]

Downstairs in the mission room, Yoji stands holding the pink sweater her wore in Scene 2 and Ken is standing in front of him holding a brochure. Omi is upstairs writing a list and Aya stands in the doorway, his hands crossed.

Yoji: I'm not going!
Ken: You gotta come it'll be no fun without you!
Aya: Yes it will.
Yoji: I heard that.
Aya: You were supposed to.
Ken: Come on Yoji! You can spare one weekend for us!
Aya: Hn, no he can't.
Yoji: *sighs* Fine. Where is this camping trip?
Ken: *beams* Up in the mountains!
Aya: *sigh*
Yoji: Yeah, yeah but where're we stayin'? A nice motel? Ameritel? Comfort Inn--
Ken: *smirk* In a tent!
Yoji: What!? You mean I have to sleep in a tent probably under a rough rock or some twig?
Hell- I'll bring my bed! I don't want to sleep under bear doo...
Ken: And we'll be by the lake so we can bathe there!
Yoji: *squeeks* N-Nani?! Bathe in a friggin' lake? I don't think so! I won't let my skin get that dirty!
And my hair-- my precious hair!!!
Ken: You can wash it in the lake--
Yoji: What? What! No! Never! Not my hair!
Aya: Yoji, you'll live without "shower-water" for -one- day, baka.
Yoji: *glares* Fine. Will I be able to use a hair dryer?
Ende de Scene 3

[ Scene Four ]

In the grocery market Aya, Omi, and Yoji are in the meat department and Ken is in the canned
desert and pickles isle.

Aya: Why do we need raw meat again?
Omi: Aya-kun! Haven't you ever roasted hotdogs by the fire?
Aya: Hotdogs? *blinks*
Yoji: *picks up a package labeled- "Weiner Schnitzel" *snickers*
Omi: Oh! Yoji-kun, did you find some you like?
Yoji: You know what this reminds me of?
Omi: *blushes and coughs, taking it from him and putting it back on the shelf*
Aya: *rolls eyes*

[Later the boys catch up to Ken now in the bakery section. Ken has a basket overflowing with pickle jars.]
Omi: *stares at him* K-Ken-kun?
Yoji: I guess we all know Ken loves pickles. *winks and nudges Aya*
Aya: *glares at Yotan*
Ken: Hey guys I picked up some stuff!
Aya: We can see that.
Omi: *walks up to him* what're all those pickles for, Ken-kun?
Ken: *grins* Me!
Aya: What else are we getting? This is taking forever.
Yoji: *walks past bathroom stuff isle* Oh! Shampoo! *glues body to the bottles hugging them*
Omi: *watches Yoji* Umm... Ken did you get the desert?
Ken: Not yet! I'll get lots of Ice Creme!
(Ken exits to do that)
Omi: *picks up can of Vienna Sausage*
Aya: *glares at can of Marshmellow Creme* This reminds me of Schwartz. *starts choking it*
Omi: Do you like these Aya-kun? *points to can*
Yoji: *coming back with armful of mini-Vidal Sasson's* Hey!-- Aren't those--
Aya: *biting Marshmellow Creme can* Die! Farfarello! Die!
Yoji: *smirks coming up beside Omi* You know what those look like, don't you Omi...?
Omi: *blinks at can and shakes his head fastly*
Yoji: *smirks* Ken-sized-sausage!!! He's that small after all!!!
Omi: *turns green*
Yoji: Ha! Ha! I bet those're Ken's favorites!
Aya: *Now throws Farshmellow Creme on ground, kicking it ruthlessly*
Ken: *returning with two tubs of vanilla ice-creme* Hey! Did I hear my name?
Yoji: *grinning, steals can from gagging Omi* Nah, nah. We didn't say your name...
*snickers at can* Did we Omi?
Ken: *dropping Ice-creme in basket with pickles* Were you talking about me?
Omi: err... no Ken-kun!
Yoji: Got enough Ice-creme Ken?
Ken: *blinks* I dunno, do you think it's enough?
Yoji: Ken's pregnant!!!
Aya: What!? *stops kicking Farshmellow Creme can that has broken and
the white stuff is on his boot*
Ken: *drops basket* Huh? What!?! I am not!
Omi: That's impossible! Ken-kun's a man!
Yoji: *snickers* Not when he's gonna eat pickles and ice-creme! He's pregnant! He's pregnant!
Ken: *glares and blushes* I am not!
Yoji: Then what's in that basket?
Ken: That's just--
Aya: Dammit! *grabs a can of olives* TAKATORI!
[ Yoji, Ken, and Omi stare as Aya whips out his katana and continues to smash the entire
row of olives on the floor.]
Omi: *blinking rapidly* Oro...
Ken: Someone! Quick! Take Aya to the stuffed animal and toy isle!
Omi: *nodding, grabs a panting Aya who now has olives in his hair to match his white toed boot*
Yoji: *stares at Ken, grinning* So, do you like Vienna Sausage?