Jump
By Mr. Crash
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The first real parody on my parody album "1984", which parodies the songs on the album "1984", by Van Halen. This parody, of the song "Jump", is about Link talking with people after he's become an adult. It's not that great, but considering how minimal the lyrics were I had to work with, I think I handled it pretty well.
Sung by Link, of course.
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(hypnotic synthisizer starts up)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ow!
I get up, and nothing gets me down!
I've got it tough, I've fought the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to help all that's real.
Oh can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the wall, fightin' fiends.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.
Aaa-ohh, hey you! How said that?
Ladies, how you been?
You say you don't know me, you won't know,
Until it begins.
Well can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the wall, fightin' fiends.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.
By Mr. Crash
~~~
The first real parody on my parody album "1984", which parodies the songs on the album "1984", by Van Halen. This parody, of the song "Jump", is about Link talking with people after he's become an adult. It's not that great, but considering how minimal the lyrics were I had to work with, I think I handled it pretty well.
Sung by Link, of course.
~~~
(hypnotic synthisizer starts up)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ow!
I get up, and nothing gets me down!
I've got it tough, I've fought the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to help all that's real.
Oh can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the wall, fightin' fiends.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.
Aaa-ohh, hey you! How said that?
Ladies, how you been?
You say you don't know me, you won't know,
Until it begins.
Well can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the wall, fightin' fiends.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump!
Oh, it ain't a stunt.