Title: The Grocery Boys Part 7: The Lost Boxers
By LTS Rating: PG
Warnings: hints to shounen-ai, extreme silly humor
Spoilers: aya's boxers! just kidding! ^_~
Keywords: little katana's, tent, omi: bad dog!
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Isn't it obvious? The way I write with them would get me fired!
Dedication: To all the little people out there that when found in distress start screaming: "SHIN-E!"
Comments from Author: I still need help. I'm getting help. My therapist says that stuff like this is normal in people that have my problem. Teehee. Can you read this on this background? Hope so. Feedback or I won't write anymore!!!

[Scene Seven]

Omi is carrying a cooler and a few backpacks in each arm. Yoji is wrapped up in the tent and Aya is unloading the canoes from the back of the truck. Ken is missing.

Yoji: Oii, can someone help me with this piece of junk?
Aya: It's not that hard to set up a tent. The instructions are inside.
Yoji: Inside? Where's the inside?!
Omi: *drops the stuff at the foot of a hill between a few rocks and trees* Need anymore help Aya-kun?
Aya: *glares* No.
Omi: Uh, oh. Well then should I set up the cooler in the river to keep the food and drinks cold?
Yoji: You got some beer right?
Omi: *blushes* Y-Yoji! I'm underaged!
Yoji: You didn't did you? *pales*
Aya: *unloading a raft already inflated* Yoji, shut up and set up the tent.
Yoji: Oii! I can't find my feet! Where are my feet!?
Aya: *shakes head and drops the raft to the floor*
Omi: *whistles down a rough trail, skipping and singing* I'm gonna put the cooler in the water~... to make our food all cold~... la, la, la, la,-- ahhh! Ken-kun! What're you doing!?
Ken: *standing half nude in the river behind a large rock. A large life jacket is on his shoulders, smothering up to his neck* Help!
Omi: *drops the cooler in the water, running to him* Ken-kun! What happened?!
Ken: Well... I was gonna go for a swim and I dunno... somehow my boxers got hooked on a rock and.... I went to go after them and I remembered that there was a fast current--
Omi: Hold on! Let me help you! *steps closer wading into the water*
Ken: No! I'm naked! *crouches down* Get back!!!
Omi: *blinks* But Ken....!
Ken: You wanna help me?
Omi: *nods*
Ken: Then get me some new boxers!!!
Omi: What? How do I do that Ken-kun?
Ken: I dunno! But hurry! My ass is cold!
Omi: *nods and turns and runs toward the shore back up to the camp*

Aya: Yoji, what in takatori's name are you doing?
Yoji: *all you can see is his foot sticking out from a pile of vinyl and metal* My hair! Ow! My hair!
Omi: *face pale, panting, runs up to Yoji- or more respectively, the pile of tent* Yoji! Yoji!?
Yoji: Stop screaming! I'm right here!
Omi: *looks around frantically* Where?!
Yoji: *groans* Down here!
Omi: *blinks* Oh! *bends down* Something horrible has happened!
Yoji: What? Are we leaving!? *scrambles beneath tent* Please say we're leaving!
Aya: We're not going anywhere. What is it Omi?
Omi: *looks at Aya and sweatdrops* Umm, we've got a problem. I need some boxers.
Yoji: *konks head somewhere, the tent mass is moving and rustling* Ouch! What!?
Omi: *now blushing, moving nervously away from Aya* Well, I need to borrow some boxers and I--
Aya: What? Didn't you bring your own personal items?
Omi: Well, erm, yes Aya-kun, but I--
Aya: Why the hell do you need some then?
Omi: Not some, just one pair!
Aya: *eying him strangely* Well, why do you need a pair?
Omi: I just do! I... please... Yoji?
Yoji: Jesus Omi! DId you wet your pants? *starts to laugh*
Omi: *stomps his foot disgruntled, his face lighting up* Iie! It's not like that it's just Ken-kun--
Aya: Ken what?
Omi: *sweatdrop* Eep! No! I- Ken-kun didn't do anything!!!
Yoji: *still laughing* Omi probably saw a bear and pissed his pants!
Omi: There's bears out here!? *looks nervous*
Yoji: Yeah! And tonight they're gonna eat you! Mwahahaha! *the tent starts to shake with Yoji's laughter*
Aya: *glares* Hold on.... *he leaves to the back of the truck and Omi stands quiet and stares*
Omi: A-Aya-kun?
Aya: *returns with a pair of boxers with little katana's on them* Here...
Omi: *beams* Oh! This is what your underwear looks like!
Aya: Hn! *face lightly blushes* Where's Ken?
Omi: *giggles at the underwear* Uh... Ken-kun? Anou... he went for a walk! Yeah! A walk!
Aya: *follows Omi*
Omi: Uh... can I have them?
Aya: Hn. Sure.
Omi: *takes them and then tries to leave with them* Arigatou nasai! *walks with them back to the beach and Aya follows warily behind*
Ken: *grumbling squatting down as the river laps at his legs*
Omi: Ken-kun! *running*
Ken: *eyes light up* Oh! God yes! Boxers! Omi! My hero! *runs forgetting being half nude and the rock, his only barrier* Oh! You saved me! *hugs him pressing to him close*
Omi: K-Ken-kun! *eyes widen*
Aya: *clears his throat* Excuse me... what is going on here?
Ken: *jumps back covering his uh-hem* Eeep! Aya!
Omi: *blushes, handing Ken the boxers*
Aya: *calm* Why aren't you wearing any pants?
Ken: Uhhh... I... how'd you get here Aya!? *blushing, clutching the boxers to his area*
Aya: *glares* Omi demanded underwear.
Ken: *glances down at boxers* Eh? You mean these are YOURS? Ahhh!
*throws them out in the river*
Aya: Hey! My lil katana's! *jumps after them his eyes wide, but Omi gets to them first*
Omi & Ken: *blinkblink* Aya?
Aya: *coughs* Erm I mean... wait a minute, where are YOUR boxers?
Omi: *coughs* Uhhh... Ken-kun had an accident...
Ken: Hey wait! Not that kind of accident! *moves to hide behind Omi*
Aya: *raises brow* What were you two DOING!?
Omi: Iie! Anou... we didn't! We wouldn't!
Ken: *BLUSH* Oro? *blinks*
Aya: Hn. Fine. But Ken isn't putting his ass anywhere near my underwear!
Ken: You're as bad as Yoji! I'm naked! Why not?!
Aya: You're diseased.
Omi: We didn't! I'm a virgin! I'd never! *blinks jumping up and down*
Ken: I am not! Just cause I like pickles...
Aya: You disgust me.
Omi: I promise I have no feelings for Ken-kun! Why would I? We didn't do--
Aya: Give me my boxers.
Ken: Iie! I'm naked! My ass is frozen! I'll give them back when I find mine!
Omi: God! I'm straight! I'd never even thought of K-Ken-kun like that!
Aya: What kind of idiot doesn't bring extra pairs of underwear on a 4 day camping trip?
Omi: *innocent* Ken?
Ken: Hey! *forgets his appearance and jumps Aya, his ass in the air*
Aya: Excuse you!!! *lands on gravel at shore*
Omi: Oh god! Why did you have to say that!! I've never ever had fantasies of bondage and waterfalls of Ken-kun!
Yoji: *thudthuds, an elastic strap with meal clips hits the ground and is wrapped around his ankle* Oii, damn thing... Hey what'd I miss!? *starts running towards them* Did I miss it!? Ken coming out to Aya!?
Aya: *growls and glares pushing Ken off of him* No. You missed nothing!
Omi: *blushing up at Yoji* I didn't do it!
Yoji: Dude! Don' even tell me that! *hobbling closer* Ken's pants are gone! Oh god! *points to boxers in Aya's hands* Aya! You pervert!
Ken: Hey! Gimme MY pants back! *yanks them from him*
Yoji: *grinning* Ah-ha!
Aya: Iie! Those are mine!
Omi: I don't even look at Ken when we go to the public bathroom!!!
Ken: They are not! Mine! *starts to put them on, hiding behind Omi again*
Aya: Dammit! Don't stick your ass in my pants!
Yoji: Dammit! Don't put any pants on Ken!!! *tries to grope him but trips on the elastic clamp*
Omi: No! He's mine!
Ken: What!? *blushing* You're all crazy! AHHH! *runs back on shore full speed to the camp*
Aya: You're dead Kudou.
Yoji: Hey man! I just walked in on YOUR party! I didn't do nothin'!
Omi: *blushing, clamping hands over his mouth* What have I said?! *whimper*
Aya: *glares at Yoji* Kisama...

[ To Be Continued . . . ]

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