Ganondorf
By Mr. Crash

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Parody of "Panama", by Van Halen. Sung by Ganondorf.

The part in quotes is spoken.

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Oh yeah! Uh-huh!

Jumpin', what's that sound?
Here I come, full blast and hot crown!
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue!
Model citizen, zero discipline!

Don't you know I've got the world with me?
You'l lose it in your turn.
I'm the one!

Ganondorf! Ganondorf!
Ganondorf! Ganondorf!

Ain't nothin' like it, the power machine.
Got the feel for the world, keep the moving parts clean!
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue!
You got an on-ramp comin' through world, hoo!

Don't you know I've got the world with me?
You'l lose it in your turn.
I'm the one!

Ganondorf! Ganondorf!
Ganondorf! Ganondorf-oh-oh-oh-oh!

(instrumental)

"Yeah, I'm runnin' a little bit hot tonight. I can barely see the world, with this comin' off me. Ahhhh, reach down, to the world, close my fist then..."

So blinding, I'm flying!
Right behind the rear-view mirror now!
Got the feeling, and I'm steering!
Pistons screaming, ain't no stopping noooooooooow!

Ganondorf! Ganondorf!
Ganondorf! Ganondorf-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ganondorf! Ganondorf-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Ganondorf!