Drop Dead Girl
By Mr. Crash

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Parody of "Drop Dead Legs", by Van Halen. This could be directed to any one of the girls in the Legend of Zelda series.

Sung by Link.

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(guitar riff starts up)

Drop dead girl, pretty smile,
Hurts my head, got me wild!
Dig that steam, giant butt!
Makes me scream!

I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the hots over you!
And nothing else could ever do!

I know that I want it!
I know what it is.
I know that I want it, baby!
But when the night is through, will I still be loving you?

Dig her moves, real style!
I'm so loose, gettin' wild!
Send me round, loop-de-loop!
Like cold ice, I'm her fool.

Oh-so cool, real heavy!
Got me fooled, gettin' ready.

Oooooooh! Aw, baby!

I know that I want it!
I know what it is.
I know that I want it, baby!
But when the night is through, will I still be loving you?

(guitar solo)