Hot For Zelda
A Parody by Mr. Crash

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This is a parody of the song "Hot for Teacher", by Van Halen. This is sung by Link.

Everything in quotes is spoken.

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(Intro)

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second man. I'm just helpin' her because she's desparate!"
"My butt, man!"

Z-Z-Zelda stop that pleadin', Zelda don't you see?
I'm more than glad to be your fool!
Maybe I should go to hell! But I'm doin' well,
Zelda needs my help to stop that dude!

I'm sure that if I die that I will not be missed!
But then my problems were never quite like this!

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad!
I'm hot for Zelda.
I got it bad, so bad!
I'm hot for Zelda.

"Hey, I know you need me, I'm here! I brought my _sword_! Gimme something to use it on, man!"

I heard about your visions, but visions are so cold!
I know about this school.
Little girl from Royal Lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I'm sure that if I die that I will not be missed!
But then my problems were never quite like this!

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad!
I'm hot for Zelda.
I got it bad, so bad!
I'm hot for Zelda.

(guitar solo)

"Oh man, she threw me a piece of porcelain!"
"I don't _feel_ crazy..."
"Class dimissed!!!!"

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad!
I'm hot for Zelda.
Oh I'm so hot!
Oh my god!


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