Gimli snatched a few Barbie dolls from the shelves as he dashed past. Legolas was quite angry with his friend. They dashed past two Walmart workers.
"Hey Bill, what was that?" asked one
"That would be the Dwarf known as Gimli Son of Gloin from Lord of the Rings. The Elf after him was Legolas Greenleaf son of Thranduil, King of Mirkwood." Bill went back to moping the floor.
" ... Oh..." Jim, the other guy, had a dumb look on his face and then shrugged and went back to stocking shelves. The girl stopped by them and asked," Have you seen..."
"Down the first isle on your left" answered Bill.
"Thanks" she smiled and dashed after them. Once again, Jim had a dumb look on his face.
When the girl caught up with the Dwarf and Elf, Gimli had pinned Legolas to ground and was beating him with the stolen Barbie (which was Malibu Barbie(tm) BTW). She laughed and then with that second of Gimli's attention taken, Legolas shoved the Dwarf off and brought out.... *Drum roll* Ken!!! Yes it was Barbie's lovable husband...boyfriend....thingy. With a gasp, Gimli took off running again. Legolas laughed evilly and raced after him yelling about how much abuse Barbie should get from Ken. The girl groaned and then felt a hand on her shoulder. She looked up and saw Aragorn. He looked down at her and she sighed.
"Fine..." she spoke half-heartedly. He grinned and then sprinted after them... a Kellie doll in his hand. A guy walked by with a Indiana Jones hat on and shorts.
"Aye... what were those buggers?"
"My friends."
"Really? They look more like them buggers you find in tales"
"Shut up" she walked away after her friends... leaving the Australian man alone and utterly confused.
TBC....
Yes I am bored and this is funny.... Right? Yes it is funny! Laugh Laugh you fools!!!!!!!!!