This is based on a scene from DMZ)

*holo-Rimmer appears to Dylan in hallway*

Holo-Rimmer: Captain, may I speak to you for a moment?

Dylan: Certainly.

Holo-Rimmer: Are you aware that High Guard Regulation 34D4-6Z34A53-45R33 section X9183 specifically states that no ship shall go into the corona of a sun.

Dylan: Yes I am, but we had no choice.

Holo-Rimmer: So you say... Are you also aware that the bucking cables can are only good for 48 hours after which you and that rif raf you call a crew will burned into a radiated crisp?

Dylan: Yes

Holo-Rimmer: Frankly, I think you are a smeggin lunatic, but you are my captain, unfortunatly. What smeggin luck that Sub commander T'Pol can never became my captain

more scenes to come if my muse is willing