Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn, along with a few confused Walmart employees, were hidden behind tall mounds of Barbie doll boxes and Ken doll boxes. Gimli looked over the wall and fired a Nerf(TM) crossbow thingy. Legolas ducked down and fired his own from the other side of the wall. Aragorn was standing off to the side trying to figure out how he could get across without getting hit. The Walmart employees stood there dumb like not really knowing what was going on.
"Hey Jim..."
"Yeah Bill?"
"Can I go home now?"
"No, I wont be left here alone with...them"
"Oh...Ok then...want to get some McDonalds(TM)?
"Ok" Both men walk away. Gimli laughed and fired more of those Nerf things at Legolas who, each time, ducked behind his wall of boxes. Aragorn gave up and walked away. The girl (nameless still) walked over and groaned when she saw what was taking place. After a moment of watching plastic toys fired back and forth from one side to the other, she finally spoke up.
"You are too old to be..." she was cut off when a Nerf toy stuck to her forehead. She pulled it off with a 'pop' sound, that left her momentarily disoriented, and looked at Gimli. He grinned and took off running down the.... Pet toys isle closely followed by Legolas.
"I hate this job..." she groaned loudly as she walked after them.
The Walmart employees peeked out from behind some boxes that had been ever so conveniently placed in the center of an isle.
"When will we be free Bill?"
"I don't know Jim.. I don't know."
::yawns:: sorry it took so long. Got kinda caught up with Finals (damn them!)