Author Note: Ok, this is made partially from the reviews I have got and partially because I am really really bored (when am I never not). This one is gonna be longer than most…why? Because I was asked to write a long one. ::sigh:: On with the storie

Aragorn had walked…(wandered rather) into the bikes and helmets isles of Walmart. Shelves of bikes were on his right and selves of little kid toys on his left. He paused before one really spiffy looking bike with flames on the body with a black background. He pulled it from the shelf and set it on the ground. After pondering over it for maybe 3 seconds, he jumped on it and peddled (didn't know he knew how to ride didja?! Haha …neither did I ) King Elessar rode up and down the isle laughing mostly like a lunatic then sped up and down the big long isle in the middle that connects all isles together.

"Bill…"

"Don't say it Jim."

"Was that Umm… that King guy?"

"Yes…"

"Oh…. Ok. Can we go stock the shelves… in the backrooms?"

"Of course. I hear that they have been left undusted too"

"Wonderful" both of the still clueless employees walk away to hide…with McDonalds in their hands.

Meanwhile…

"Legolas!!!!" shrieked the Dwarf loudly for anyone to hear.

"What now?" replied the irritated Elf

"Umm…."

"Well?!"

"Is…SHE gonna find us?"

"Don't think we have to wait long Dwarf."

"Why not?"

"SHE is here!!" Legolas leapt from their hiding places behind some dogfood and ran. Gimli's eyes grew wide and he too ran but in a different direction.

The girl was walking down the isle and sighed.

"Here we go again." She walked into the sporting goods section.

Legolas was standing there with a nice bow in his hands. He looked up and froze.

"Umm… H-hello Zero." He stated slowly for he had been caught off guard. Zero (the not-so-nameless-girl-in-this-story) stopped about 10 feet from the Elf.

"Can you actually use one of those?" she asked.

Legolas notched an arrow and held the bow up, aiming for her. He went to pull the string back but the arrow fell to the floor and the bow snapped back hitting him in the face.

"Guess not..." she had to try really hard to hold in her laughter (so did the author!). The now whining-complaining-hurt-in-the-face-with-a-bow-Elf groaned. Zero smiled and walked away to find Gimli. Aragorn whizzed past her on his bike (he loves it and made me promise to give it to him once this torment was over). Zero sighed heavily as she watched the King of Gondor zip past the wide-eyed customers of Walmart.

"Mommy…"

"Yes honey?"

"Can I buy him?" a little girl tugged on Legolas's sleeve as he was holding his nose.

"I don't know if he is for sale" replied the mother as she poked him. "I don't know if he is child safe either"

Zero, having overheard this, whirled around and looked at the Elf. He had tears in his eyes. With a smile on her face, zero walked back to the mother and daughter.

"Im sorry ma'am. This…standup is not for sale." Said Zero holding in her laughter once again. The mother and daughter walked away as Aragorn once again zipped past on his bike.

TBC….hopefully

::hides from anyone trying to kill her::