Here Minka!!!!!!

Author Note: I want to just say thanks to all the little people who made this happen… and I mean that.

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"Legolas!" screamed Zero as she dashed after the Elf. Legolas ducked out of her grasp and behind a banner for Cheeze Whiz. He skidded to a halt and ducked as Zero hurled a huge… big…. Ugly…. Orc doll at him. He laughed and watched it hit some lady in the head. She kinda passed out.

"What are you so…"he ducked again " bent out of shape " ducks..." about Zero?" he called between ducking and rolling out of her way of projectiles. Zero growled and threw a really heavy piece of plastic at the Elf. This time… Legolas caught it and threw it back. She ducked and heard a deep groan from behind her. Whirling about, she noted Gimli was rolling on the floor holding his stomach.

"Oh… crud…" She took off running as the Dwarf got back on his feet. Legolas kinda disappeared off quickly.

Aragorn, meanwhile, was trying to out run an angry mob of Walmart workers who, for some bizarre reason, have appeared in this fic. He was still on his bike so thus he managed, with the help of the Author, to get away. He collided however with a steel poll. He groaned and in a weaving pattern, rode around the store still.

Legolas had ducked into the Electronics department of Walmart. He glanced around and used the CDs as Frisbees for about 5 minutes before he heard laughing. Following the sound he found….

"MERRY! PIPPIN! SAMWISE! And…Frodo?" the hobbits look up from playing N64.

"How long have you been here?" asked the Elf

"This whole…"Pippin looked at his watch" 5 minutes since the Author placed us here."

"Oh…"

"Want to play Conkers Bad Fur Day™?" asked Merry

"Sure" Legolas sat beside the hobbits and played the game.

Frodo had wandered off into the backroom. He noted that there were two workers back there stocking shelves.

"Mind telling me how to get out of here?" asked the hobbit

"First door on your right after you walk down this isle and go left." Replied Bill slowly.

"Thanks! The Shire thanks you also" Frodo bowed and walked away.

"Jim…"

"Don't say it… please don't say it Bill"

More Notes: Please don't flame me. I have * checks pockets * 39 cents and two pencils. This is only for fun. Happy now Minka!?!?!