Notes: It just so happened that I felt real good and wrote 2 chapters today. Enjoy!!!!

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Zero groaned and dispite her efforts, Gimli had her cornered. He was highly irritated and would not understand that it was the Elf who threw the plastic. Just before Gimli was going to take his revenge out on her, a new member to the staff of Walmart walked by.

"Hello and welcome to Walmart. I'm Learoyd " stated the young man, with a slight nervous tone to his voice. Zero blinked, as did Gimli, before she took off running down the isle. Learoyd shifted nervously from one foot to the other and smiled at the Dwarf. The Dwarf groaned and shook his head.

"Where is your aspirin?" He asked, more like groaned out.

"I'll show you…" murmured the Walmart employee and walked slowly towards where it was.

Frodo was wandering about the shoe department when he found the most curious thing: shoes. Being a hobbit, he never wore shoes and saw no point in having so many kinds. Behind the hobbit, Aragorn whizzed by on his bike though he was at a small tilt since he HAD hit a steel poll only one chapter before. Frodo whirled around but saw… nothing. Aragorn had already passed him by and was on his way down to the fabric department. The lone hobbit from the Shire picked up some sandals and put them on. He stood up and walked around a little then smiled.

"Nice…foot coverings I must say." Commented the hobbit.

"They're shoes stupid hobbit" stated bluntly by a young lady standing off to his left.

"MINKA!!!" shrieked a voice over the intercom of the store. "GET TO CHECK OUT!" the girl groaned but didn't move. She hated check out and was purposefully avoiding it.

The intercom blared again and just as she turned to head up there…

"Legolas! You cheated!!" protested Merry who had lost yet again to Legolas in Mortal Kombat for the last 10 times.

"I did not Merry! I am just used to moves like this" this statement was said proudly by the Elf as he murdered Merry once again. Sam and Pippin just laughed.

A backstocker of Walmart walked past Minka just in time to get shoved, harmfully, into a poll. The young man (named Thomas James Fincham) slid down the poll then got stepped on because Frodo didn't see him. He groaned and got up. As he walked across to the jewelry department, Aragorn whizzed past him, running him down purposefully with his bike and laughing since he now could not remember who or why he was in a bike.

Minka raced to Legolas and latched onto his arm.

"Marry me?" she murmured with hearts in her eyes. The Elf blinked.
"Call me?" he stated them booked it for the nearest exit, Minka running after with speed that frightened the Elf.

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Ok this was fun. Mostly done because I was asked but also it is fun to pick on people. )

Next chapter up soon