Notes… None

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Legolas raced to the exit but found it locked. He turned then dove out of the way as Minka tried to catch him.

"CRAZY LADY!" he yelled as he attempted to scale a tile wall. Didn't work and he ended up falling into a baby crib. Being that he was thin and lightweight, the crib didn't break but he did get stuck. Minka skidded to a halt and smiled.

"Aint he cute?" she pinched his cheek. Legolas groaned and tried to move but failed and got himself stuck more.

"I'm gonna love you and take care of you and never let you go!" Minka proclaimed proudly as the Elf looked a little less than thrilled.

"Got it!" smiled Frodo as he unlocked the final trap in Zelda: Legend of Ocarina™. Sam shook his head and began to read the warning labels of those CDs your parents don't buy you (yes there IS a reason why they don't).

Learoyd sat on a huge box of aspirin while Gimli leaned against the wall. Apparently, aspirin makes Dwarves drunk-like. Gimli ranted and raved about his achievements and his home and must to Learoyd's dismay, would not let the young Walmart employee leave. The employee had made several attempts to leave which all resulted in a loud wail from Gimli and groaning, Learoyd came back... each time, just like a dog would if you threw his favorite ball (* hint hint *). Aragorn stopped a few inches from Learoyd.

"S-sir… you can't… is that blood on the front tire?" Asked Learoyd, now trying to climb the wall of dog food. Aragorn grinned evilly then nodded.

"Yes my good fellow it is. Now would you mind getting your dog away from me?" stated Aragorn bluntly. The 'dog' (AKA a drunk Gimli) had been slipping over to Aragorn, without taking his eyes off the lovely… tires (they make good chew toys). Learoyd blinked several times then whimpered.

Zero was relaxing in one of the wonderfully comfortable lawn chairs that were SUPPOSED to be used by the employees but ALL the employees seemed to have either gone home or quit. Bill and Jim walked by slowly as Zero's eyes watched their every move. She did not blink and it seemed that he eyes glowed. She lunged forward a few steps and the Walmart employees were gone in seconds. She laughed evilly and walked right past Thomas (poor guy… Ok not really XD) who was stuck to the floor. After pulling him to his feet, she brushed the dust from his clothes.

"Why do you have a tire track down the center of your face?" she asked slowly.

"Some guy on a bike ran me down" he rubbed his nose and winced.

"Oh… he look like that?" she pointed at Aragorn, with Gimli on the handlebars, coming straight at them.

"Ye-" he was run over once more. Zero looked at Thomas, then to the Man and Dwarf on the bike.

"I love (sarcastic by the way) this job" she stormed off, stepping on Thomas as she passed him by on her way to the management office.

TBC….

This will live on since Minka and SM wont let me end it. Anyway, enjoy and please review

Rei Swiftwood!!