Author Note: I am bound in chains and forced to write AGAINST my will…. Kinda.
And Learoyd is NOT gay by the way.
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Legolas had been taken to the newly added-just-for-Minka's-sick pleasure the wedding part of the Walmart. Minka beamed proudly at the woman behind the table.
"I see… so which plan do you want Miss?" she asked, her gaze shifting to Minka and then to her… slightly unwilling partner. He gave a weak smile then sighed. Minka ranted on and on about what they were going to do once they got to Hawaii.
Zero yawned and reclined in the big comfy chair in the management's office. The manager was begging Bill and Jim to stay on staff. They both groaned and walked out and back to work. Zero jumped up and walked into his office. The manager was shaking his head and looking in disbelief at the paper before him.
"Dear Manger,
If you so much as try to destroy Walmart or anything in it, Minka will be angry
Signed,
SM= Some man (* authorly snickers are heard*) "
Zero blinked and then slipped out of his office quickly. Gimli and Aragorn were zipping about Walmart while the patrons dodged them quickly in fear of their lives being taken too quickly.
Several hours later…
Legolas and Minka were standing before a priest who had been called into Walmart. The priest was performing the ceremony. Zero stood in shock as she watched it going on. Gimli FINALLY got rid of his headache and apologized profusely to Learoyd for scaring the poor young man. Learoyd, of course, was hiding behind Zero. Aragorn was passed out on the floor because the only way they could get him to calm down was by hitting him with a really large and heavy frying pan.
Right after Legolas and Minka had taken the vows, Thomas walked over with what was supposed to be a ring. It was, in fact, a piece of wire with a fake flower on it. Minka lashed out and beat Thomas down while Learoyd and Zero pried her off him. Gimli in the mean time, snuck away to the back room for some peace and quiet. Much to everyone's surprise (even the author's) Legolas snatched Minka, pulled her close and gave her a nice, soft and love filled kiss.
Learoyd gapped stupidly…
Zero was in shock…
Aragorn was passed out…
Bill and Jim were in denial…
The Australian guy was kinda….there…
And finally, Thomas was mauled so badly they had to transport him over to a hospital because no one would help him…
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This chapter goes against everything I stand for!! Damn you Minka and SM!!!!!
Anywho….
I have BIG plans for next chapter but hopefully they can wait more than 20 minutes!!!!!!!!!