Disclaimer is on first chapter BTW

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Minka and Legolas had left for their honeymoon, leaving everyone else alone, so to speak, in Walmart. Bill and Jim were stock shelves in the shoe department. The hobbits had raided the shoes and taken few for themselves and relatives as well… should they ever actually get OUT of Walmart. Zero and Learoyd stood poking Aragorn was a pool cleaner stick trying to get him awake again. He groaned and woke up.

"Morning Aragorn. Sleep well?" asked Zero.

"Ugh…." He groaned

"Thought so. Come on." Zero and Learoyd pulled Aragorn to his feet and steadied him.

"What hit me?"
"That would have been a frying pan" stated Learoyd

"Oh… Sam's?"

"No… mine" confessed Zero. Aragorn just blinked at her.

"Zero…. Have I told you your pretty?"

"Learoyd… get the frying pan" Learoyd handed her the pan and she rose it above her head to strike the King on the head once more. Aragorn, seeing this, snatched the pan and threw it out a window. Zero's eyes went wide and she took off running into the clothes department. Learoyd just watched as Aragorn went running after her muttering about love and marriage.

Gimli was standing in front of a huge glass tank. There were fish inside but he couldn't figure out how they got in the tank. He tapped it with his finger and the fish scattered.

"Hmm…." He slowly looked around the tank and found the top. Poking that with his finger, the lid slipped off and clattered to the floor. The Dwarf blinked and jumped back at the sound then leaned forward and looking inside the tank, he saw beautiful fish with large teeth. He dipped his hand in the tank (WARNING: PAIN ALERT!!!!!!) and the fish … a piranha, bit him finger. He yelped in pain and yanked his hand back. The piranha, if it could, snickered and went back to swimming around. With a growl deep from his throat, Gimli lashed out and beat the tank into a million plus pieces on the floor.

Sam and Merry had found the film department of Walmart and were looking through the pictures. They snickered and giggled like idiots at several of them while they smiled and cried at the wedding pictures.

TBC… especially if Minka forces me too.

Author Note: I am running out of ideas here so I am probably gonna need some ideas from the readers… * smacks herself for asking for help *