A Poem about the Stupidity of People
By Stupid Kitten
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine… (boohoo)
My second poem! Yay! Now I get to pick on people again, which is lots of fun in an evil way… Enjoy!
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By some strange circumstance,
We have found ourselves in Middle Earth;
But don't start your joyous dance,
These people have no sense.
Over yon I see a king,
His name is Aragorn, I think;
His mighty sword he did bring,
The problem is- It's broke idiot!
I also sight Frodo,
Who was given some advice sound;
Don't put on the ring (that evil thing)
Or you'll be found.
Well guess what? The loser put it on!
Gandalf, old and wrinkly and wise,
Didn't exactly use his eyes;
He battled the Balrog, seemingly from Hell,
Then the jackass fell!
(And died.)
Samwise really lived up to his name,
Evil he did despise;
But we find that his mind is rather lame,
Speaking only of his stupid apple pies.
Boromir was a pretender,
Frodo he did betray;
But bad things get back at you, you know,
That he saw with arrows.
Elrond really started all of the problems,
He let Isildur get away;
How stupid is that?
Yes, very gay.
Legolas was quite vain,
He refused to fight;
Now his buds are in bitter pain,
Because he wanted his hair to look right.
Merry and Pippin were equally inept,
The optimism they kept;
But they didn't do much,
But dumb things like such and such.
Gimli was too hot-headed,
The ring he tried to break;
The beer he drinks isn't unleaded,
He's crazy for goodness sake!
Now our tour must end,
Just look at the time;
My love I do send,
But I'm tired of this rhyme.
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Please tell me what you think. I know, it was stupid, because I made it up as I went along.
Most of the characters really weren't that stupid, so I had to do the ridiculous.
Sorry if you were offended, it's supposed to do that.
Best wishes,
------------------------Stupid Kitten ;)
By Stupid Kitten
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine… (boohoo)
My second poem! Yay! Now I get to pick on people again, which is lots of fun in an evil way… Enjoy!
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By some strange circumstance,
We have found ourselves in Middle Earth;
But don't start your joyous dance,
These people have no sense.
Over yon I see a king,
His name is Aragorn, I think;
His mighty sword he did bring,
The problem is- It's broke idiot!
I also sight Frodo,
Who was given some advice sound;
Don't put on the ring (that evil thing)
Or you'll be found.
Well guess what? The loser put it on!
Gandalf, old and wrinkly and wise,
Didn't exactly use his eyes;
He battled the Balrog, seemingly from Hell,
Then the jackass fell!
(And died.)
Samwise really lived up to his name,
Evil he did despise;
But we find that his mind is rather lame,
Speaking only of his stupid apple pies.
Boromir was a pretender,
Frodo he did betray;
But bad things get back at you, you know,
That he saw with arrows.
Elrond really started all of the problems,
He let Isildur get away;
How stupid is that?
Yes, very gay.
Legolas was quite vain,
He refused to fight;
Now his buds are in bitter pain,
Because he wanted his hair to look right.
Merry and Pippin were equally inept,
The optimism they kept;
But they didn't do much,
But dumb things like such and such.
Gimli was too hot-headed,
The ring he tried to break;
The beer he drinks isn't unleaded,
He's crazy for goodness sake!
Now our tour must end,
Just look at the time;
My love I do send,
But I'm tired of this rhyme.
^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^
Please tell me what you think. I know, it was stupid, because I made it up as I went along.
Most of the characters really weren't that stupid, so I had to do the ridiculous.
Sorry if you were offended, it's supposed to do that.
Best wishes,
------------------------Stupid Kitten ;)